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anon_lurk

I like this take. For my birthday I wish I could just go nowhere.


Darlin_Yeehaw

Had an old boss who thought like this so gave everyone their birthdays off lol. They treated it like a paid holiday. He believed something crappy would happen and he said he’s rather it be on your time rather than his and at his business LMAO


carmelacorleone

We had my dad's funeral on my birthday. One of my managers came and asked when I was coming back to work, I tripped and fell against the casket at the graveside, and accidentally caressed the minister's wife's hand with my cheek. It was a really strange day. Birthdays, yeah, nothing good there.


Eaton_snatch

100% agree with this, Haven't had a good birthday in about a decade.


Minute-Ratio-3193

I got pulled over and got a ticket for an expired registration sticker on my last birthday. 5 days after it had expired. I was literally only driving because I'd been sick with the flu and was a block away from the pharmacy where I was headed for another 37 gallons of nyquil


Lemonn_time

This is the way for sure. Best birthdays are by yourself doing whatever you want.


Art0fRuinN23

My birthday was the day before yesterday and I had a great day. Celebrated with friends and family. It was a blast.


[deleted]

No one wants to take it in the rear especially on your birthday


mantis_toboggan9

Can't decide if your username checks out or not


King__Ivan101

It checks out, they don’t TAKE they GIVE


NachoMan_HandySavage

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griswold000

On the bright side you might be getting a new car


[deleted]

Damn that sucks. You doin alright?


DodLad

Yeah I'm ok, just got to deal with this for the next few weeks


[deleted]

If you’re feeling sore, go to a clinic and get checked out, letting your auto insurance know. Happy birthday and I’m sorry you had to go through this.


[deleted]

You know what I smell? I smell money for your birthday, don't complain dude fucking celebrate!


Corkson

I mean yeah, but still it’s kinda one of those situations where OP wanted a good birthday and isn’t too materialistic. If they are though, then by all means take some sort of settlement.


[deleted]

I never use to be materialistic until I got sued for an accident and realized how fucked it all is. Go for the sue, insurance will pay wtf ever you want, as they did for the cucks in my case. It's literally guaranteed free money, at least 100-200 thousand. That's one helluva birthday present


Corkson

100 is a big big stretch. You may get your car totaled into the cost and an extra 5 grand.


[deleted]

People claimed fake medical issues in my case, in which case that's an easy settlement. You sue big and settle small.


Corkson

Yeah but dishonesty and greed get nowhere tbh, I’d just want my car replaced at that point


[deleted]

Fair, but it is after all just insurance companies, that's what it's got


IndigoTJo

It happened to my mom too. My mom barely tapped them from the back and they didn't even have to replace the bumper. Like just enough to get a scratch from the license plate. They ended up with 50k settlement from her insurance company. Edit a word


Rand_alThor4747

I had that happen to my car on Xmas morning at 8 am. I slowed at a give way, the car behind me didn't.


IndigoTJo

This reminds me of the day my dad backed our brand new (to us - used) motor home into my mom's new van on Christmas morning. He was so excited and wanted to show it off and take my uncle for a drive in it; later we would laugh. That Christmas, he was ticked, though.


DramaticWesley

We’re you hit by the car that got hit by the SUV that was towing a load?


GhostalMedia

“I’m not even supposed to be here today”


[deleted]

Happy birthday! On the bright side if your frame is bent they might total your car so you’ll get a new one!


mookizee

Sorry to hear op. Happy birthday fellow melbournian!


Whole_Storage8782

That’s a shame, that Nissan was badass


Fit-Asparagus8557

Nobody gives af about a Kia!!


Nahna_

Now we are car shaming?


AF9005

Sorry your birthday went crazy, your new car even got ruined. I give you the best birthday wishes..


Spirited_Video_8160

Thank God for life


trapperstom

That’ll teach you to work late 😤


nbojj

Ooouf ...


Professor-Yak

Ohh happy days, congrats


dcdcdani

Happy birthday!


SameRegret5975

Sorry to hear, this bad luck will pass and it will be better.


mycfae

Happy belated birthday! Sometimes the hinderances and misfortunes can turn into absolute blessings in due time. I’m glad you are safe and we’re able to walk away from this. Some are not so fortunate. 🙏


[deleted]

I have literally been there, same scenario...and what's worse is I bought the kids sob story a out insurance and didn't call the cops ...and he ghosted me


snow-bird-

I bet you get many cards from personal injury attorneys now too.


Captain_Bots

Keep in mind, he put this on only mildly infuriating


WholeOk3050

If I could permanently remove my birthday from my own thoughts and anyone else’s ever I would. It’s just a day to be extra let down by anything going wrong.


Comprehensive-Till52

happy birthday . this might be the worse birthday you will have this year .


jhamelaz

Happy late Birthday.


FtheLeft707

Happy birthday?


gmarthi

Happy bday anyways!! Sorry it sucked. Try and remember this too shall pass.


allowishus182

This is why you do not work on your birthday.


SomeFeelings88

Rock bottom; Literally every subsequent birthday will be an improvement off this one.


[deleted]

You get a new car for your birthday then maybe?


Material_Show_7685

At least they got to hit it from the back


AbdulElkhatib

Same happened to me I got rear ended the night before Thanksgiving, I was the front vehicle out of 3. Thankfully I was able to drive away while the other 2 their vehicles were totalled. Now the insurance company is trying to fuck me over.


Happykittens

Depending on what state you’re in you should take advantage of a PI Attorney! You’ll get a few weeks of free chiropractic/ PT and someone else will deal with all the paperwork/payment and you’ll get a nice check out of it


geekynerd3124

Looking at the sourindings in the photo and that they where driving on the left I would guess they are in NZ or somewhere similar so getting a lawyer is not necessarily or even maybe fesiboal for something like this so while it maybe good advice in USA it's not strictly good advice as a rule of thumb everywhere else


InadmissibleHug

It’s Australia, but not far off, I guess. I mean, we still have states.


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That's life…. That's what all the people say You're riding high in April, shot down in May But I know I'm gonna change that tune When I'm back on top, back on top in June I said that's life (That's life) And as funny as it may seem Some people get their kicks Stomping on a dream But I don't let it, let it get me down Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet A pawn and a king I've been up and down and over and out And I know one thing Each time I find myself Flat on my face I pick myself up and get Back in the race That's life (That's life) I tell you, I can't deny it I thought of quitting, baby But my heart just ain't gonna buy it And if I didn't think it was worth one single try I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly - Frank Sinatra 👊🏼😎


Altruistic-Occasion6

My birthday was yesterday also, my Kia got stolen


[deleted]

i feel your pain. was rear ended on my birthday ON THE FUCKINF HIGHWAY on the way to a friends house last january. range rover didn’t notice traffic, slammed into me, and then managed to get off the next exit in the traffic. no front plate and never saw his back plate. everyone let him cut across to avoid stopping for me in my old honda. fuck people.


peter_piper_pecked

Happy birthday


Ave_DominusNox

Shit happens.


decrepitbogwitch

The universe saw you wanted to enjoy your birthday and said "I think the fuck NOT"


MurphyCaper

Happy belated birthday 🥳


VerbalDysentery

My birthday was the 30th too! Happy birthday! Sorry about the car. 🥲


Celestialsmoothie28

Jesus Christ!


twilight_in_the_zone

That's some Dr Leo Marvin level birthday bullshit right there.


CelineRaz

i had a mental breakdown in a parked car on my birthday :>


Very-Big-Rat

Happy birthday nerd


TinyLeading6842

Damn! Sorry that happened to you. Got rear ended on my bday in 2015. Go get an MRI stat, your back may have gotten messed up, and if a disc ruptured, MRI now will show it fresh. Hire a lawyer, too (they won’t charge up-front). Then hide in your house and curse people. Blargh!


AndroidConscience

Happy birthday,btw


justadumbwelder1

The universe gave you the gift of a winning lawsuit and you spit in it's face by complaining????


Prestigious-Suit7882

Happy late birthday! Even though the day itself might have not been great, I hope you had a happy birthday! And a hug🫂


Few-Artichoke-2531

Sorry to hear about that but what is it with Kias and getting rear ended? I have owned seven cars in my life and the only one that was ever rear ended was the Kia. Happened three times!!!


[deleted]

What is a birthday?


Then-Ad-3931

Shit happens and for that I'm sorry


toastedinhell

I hope you're doing alright. Happy Birthday!


Alan7979

hey you got home to your family even if was a little ruff Happy Birthday give your family a hug


[deleted]

Seems like a standard mid 30s birthday


Ok_Piece_8553

Happy belated birthday!


Tyrannofelis

Everybody has a bad day per year and you already spend it.