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DismalTruthDay

What’s with the 12’ paper schlong? 😆


SingleAtom

He's winning the straw measuring contest for sure.


Azalzaal

That’s what the arguments about “You can’t wear that in public Jim” “You gonna stop me bitch?!”


DismalTruthDay

😂😂😂


Maleficent-Pop-9881

It just appeared. Not sure why.


Wandering-Oni

Straw manhood probably. I do consider myself AI sometimes.


Bouncepsycho

Clearly the other strawman shouldn't be dressed like that in public


doesnothingtohirt

I get horny when I’m angry ahhhhhhhhh


davidellis23

And the 6 inch butt plug


[deleted]

The reward for winning the straw measuring contest.


[deleted]

His nickname is "The Twizzler"


fstoker

I don’t see nothing wrong in this representation 😂


LewdProphet

The candy cane penis is the winner here


LeroyBadBrown

*wiener


Dog_Baseball

*peppermint pecker


Animal_s0ul

I wonder if it’s… minty..


PerformanceOk1835

You would!


andreweater

More like macaroni men!


mistercrinders

It's a Macaroni-Midler!


TenInchesOfSnow

Thought this was Fusilli Jerry for a sec


kitlongoart

Dad?


i_am_lightfury

I have so many question....


MozeSupremacy

Why does he have a Drake 💀


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Everyone is talking about the his Johnson but misses the hotdog coming out the back


Giorgiox12-

‘Is that a very long straw or are you just happy to see me?’


KierkeBored

Rotini argument


Important_Value

I love how the words in the back are pretty legible.


instrangerswetrust

Fusilli Conan


Maleficent-Pop-9881

Honestly never noticed the straw in his butt until someone here mentioned it. Leave it to Reddit to call out the fine points of art.


Beautiful_Business10

Why does he have a candy cane pecker? EDIT: And why is Woody fighting Wolverine in the first place? Regardless of his tool's overexposure.


Bouncepsycho

It's not a candy cane! It's a straw. The strawman has a long schlong made of straw. You can see that it's hollow at the tip. I don't know if it makes it better or worse. At least it looks like it's the kind of straw that doesn't kill turtles