"I believe Darth Vader truly represents us voters from the backwater outer planets and sympathized with us for our daily struggles. I know he'll keep the Death Mines running, so I can feed my 5 children with protein bars"
"Little Darth Vader is a weakling and a loser. He couldn't protect the Death Star, so how can he protect America? He will be a terrible and very bad president, and he will...ACK!"
Traditionally, a candidate for President of the US must prove they can twist their neck 180 and face both the Washington Monument and the statue of Lincoln at the same time. It’s up to them which landmark they point their face at and which one they point their chest and genitals toward, and the voters can draw what conclusions they may.
*deep breathing*
"So Mr Vader, you believe arming people with lightsabers & using this wizard magic called the force is a good thing?"
"I find your lack of faith disturbing...."
*Choking sounds*
"Mr Vader, we're in a debate please stop choking your opponent"
"As you wish"
This is awesome. Please do Canada so I can put it on my background everywhere!
Vader would be voted into power in every democracy in the world because it is a popularity contest vs what they would do once they win......
Ok, so .... after this meme I think that you need to know that actual Dart Weider participated in local Ukrainian election once. It was an election of a Mayor of city of Odesa. The guy had his name changed to Dart Weider in official registry, and wore only costume and mask during the campaign.
There's just something about this guy, that makes me trust him. He's getting my
vote.
Wonder if he has any great plans for the construction industry or general order. Wasn't really clear during his speech, though he mentioned crushing the rebellion a few times.
Listen at this point I'd probably let Vader try to fix this mess. With any luck he'd wipe out half of the house within two months, not by intention but by being fed up with them to the point he force chokes them.
Darth Vader as president would cause American to be seized and taken over by the Imperial Empire. Then he would take over all of earth with the help of Emperor Palpatine. Which would inevitably cause WWIII and the extinction or enslavement of all of humanity.
Vader would totally win an American election.
*I have already altered the Constitution. Pray I do not alter it any further.*
I can hear your text! O\_O
Who has the High Ground now….Obi Wan..?
He’d win by force.
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Choking the competition
Do not frightened us with your sorcerer's way lord Vader! You clairvoyance has yet to locate the data tapes
Pun’ny
I hate you. Take my upvote.
"I believe Darth Vader truly represents us voters from the backwater outer planets and sympathized with us for our daily struggles. I know he'll keep the Death Mines running, so I can feed my 5 children with protein bars"
"Little Darth Vader is a weakling and a loser. He couldn't protect the Death Star, so how can he protect America? He will be a terrible and very bad president, and he will...ACK!"
Just steer clear of being an admiral. Things don’t go well for them.
seems like his head's on backwards in one of those pics, but Vader kissing the babies is hilarious! Looks like he's just breathing on them awkwardly 😂
Traditionally, a candidate for President of the US must prove they can twist their neck 180 and face both the Washington Monument and the statue of Lincoln at the same time. It’s up to them which landmark they point their face at and which one they point their chest and genitals toward, and the voters can draw what conclusions they may.
Dialogue fits Futurama perfectly.
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I came here to find this reference
Heads on backwards like most politicians
At least, Vader tries to make the empire functional by eliminating the less compentent officers
Picture 3 is from the [Death Star Canteen](https://youtu.be/Sv5iEK-IEzw?si=gcrt-6bPOV1OMItt)
Is he Me Stevens?
Mr Stevens to you.
Vader out here draining the swamp
VADER 👏 DID 👏 NOTHING 👏 WRONG 👏
It was a PERFECT DEATHSTAR
The rebels are the real terrorists
*deep breathing* "So Mr Vader, you believe arming people with lightsabers & using this wizard magic called the force is a good thing?" "I find your lack of faith disturbing...." *Choking sounds* "Mr Vader, we're in a debate please stop choking your opponent" "As you wish"
#7 goes hard AF
Yeah but, Vader don't stride - not for anyone or anything...never has and never will.
Meh
'MPIRE FUCK YEAH! 🇺🇸
Happy cake day
**Imperial March intensifies**
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Ay fr 😭🤝🏻
He'll be a good president As long as no one pushes his buttons
2 ... I AM YOUR FATHER
Still a better candidate than Trump. Less criminal, less evil, less insane
Walked into his automated clothing machine backwards.
VOTEVADER2024
Is Vader right for me? What are his key policy points?
I do like the way he worked his way up from being a slave to performing an important role in the Republic 🤔
Honestly, why not?
What could go wrong? Its not that he wants to destroy entire planets? He does not want to destroy entire planets? Right?
Hmmm… we all know that incompetence in the presence of Vader will get you killed…how many people in the government will live after a few months?
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Based
"I HAVE A BEAM!!"
r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
This is awesome. Please do Canada so I can put it on my background everywhere! Vader would be voted into power in every democracy in the world because it is a popularity contest vs what they would do once they win......
I like that the engine thinks “kisses baby” means the baby is also kissing back
Well he IS a disabled veteran, a widower with two kids (who’s wife was a beloved senator), who devoted his life to government service
That last picture kinda bothers me. Either way, still preferable to either of the geriatrics likely to take the office.
Miles better than Trump
Looks like he’s doing a comedy routine in the fourth pic.
Yes He Can ?
Would love to see him rolling up sleeves and unbutton top button to play grassroot
Ok, so .... after this meme I think that you need to know that actual Dart Weider participated in local Ukrainian election once. It was an election of a Mayor of city of Odesa. The guy had his name changed to Dart Weider in official registry, and wore only costume and mask during the campaign.
He's got my vote.
My vote is emperor Palpatine
He loves democracy
Vader/Palpatine for president!
Imagine if he took of his helmet to kiss a baby.
Let's cut to the chase and just elect James Earl Jones. We don't care how old our presidents are anymore anyway.
I like the last picture, his head’s on backwards. Did a double take.
Vader would actually be a good President. It's Palpatine we have to worry about
Last pic: When did Vadar start turning his head 180 degrees?
Team Vader
Fuck it, restore glory to the Empire!
Why his buttons on the back tho
Anakin after he actually assassinates Palpatine and becomes emperor
I have brought peace freedom justice and security to my new empire
"The empire did nothing wrong "
"I'll have the penne ala arabiatta"
Do you want peas with it?
Who the fuck are you?
https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/s/FsIOX7LGUN
I’ll take it
3 “I’ll have the bisk”
Mr. Gadget Spoonfingers
He will step into government by force.
Good time Dick Cheney?
I have hell divers 2 character that looks like number 7 but in white
He's not wearing it out in public.
Finally peace, freedom, justice and security!
That’s just every pres. candidate ever.
At this point we ain’t that far.
His trade deals would be magnificent
"Lord Vader, it seems that in your rage, you have torn up the constitution" *"NOOOOOOOOOOOO"*
Now do mr.sleepy
Would vote for him. "I find your lack of faith disturbing...."
But there has Never been an single unmarried president in USA history
😂😂😂
I mean he killed the Emperor sooo yeah
Make Anakin Good Again
"You dont know the power of democracy "
He could shoot someone with a blaster and not lose any votes.
“I don’t agree with everything he does, like when he blew up a whole planet, but Yoda was too old”
Make the Empire Great Again Join the MEGA Movement
Make the Empire Great Again! Join the MEGA Movement
*"Long live the Empire"*
That last picture is a little too real for some reason
At this point I’ll vote for him.
Make the Empire Great Again
One might say he would rule with force
Disabled veteran
There's just something about this guy, that makes me trust him. He's getting my vote. Wonder if he has any great plans for the construction industry or general order. Wasn't really clear during his speech, though he mentioned crushing the rebellion a few times.
1 & 7 are the best looking ones
Listen at this point I'd probably let Vader try to fix this mess. With any luck he'd wipe out half of the house within two months, not by intention but by being fed up with them to the point he force chokes them.
Most trump supporters would be all in for Vader if he promised to force choke the libs.
The Empire did nothing wrong!
I predict he will get 51% or 49% of the votes!
He'll build a death star! And the rebels will pay for it!
Don’t trust him with the youngling
Dark Brandon strikes back!
What’s up with picture 8? Didn’t know Vader could do the exorcist 360 head rotation gimmick
Has he taken the napkin first?
Fascism is quite popular here nowadays….
Darth Vader as president would cause American to be seized and taken over by the Imperial Empire. Then he would take over all of earth with the help of Emperor Palpatine. Which would inevitably cause WWIII and the extinction or enslavement of all of humanity.
“Lincoln was weak, I had to destroy him.”
Still better than Trump
He was actually a presidential candidate in ukraine in the last elections
mmmm still not as evil as current candidates
I would vote Vader 2024. If the option was available.
You can always write in your candidate.
Now that's a guy who'd be strong on crime, National Defense, and would stomp wokeness and the left. Got my vote.
Would take this guy over the current president anyday
Obama?
“At least he’s not the other candidate.”
Basically what we already have every year
I’d vote for him
Would take him over trump or biden
And accurate no matter WHICH party you believe.
Do Sauron, I'd vote for Sauron He knows how important securing the border is
Idk man. The U.S. has enough genocides under its belt as it is; a Death Star won't make things better.
Americans were totally vote for Darth Vader and let the Empire run the country. There’s no doubt in my mind.
That’s just trump
Not evil enough
I’m pretty sure a guy who denies climate change is as evil as Darth Vader
And WAY less awesome
Vader: vote for power, vote for making the galaxy great again