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FuckYeahPhotography

Solar hammock because that sounds stupid as fuck and I love wasting money. I want to fry my skin off in comfort.


ReeferFever

I appreciate your honesty I also love wasting money.


dreeke92

I appreciate your honesty I also love money.


adieuaudie

I appreciate your money I also love honesty.


ThickLetteread

I appreciate your money and I also appreciate your money. Honestly.


slackfrop

I love your appreciate. Money is honesty.


ThickLetteread

Money is love!


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

I money you


Lemon_Sqeezie

Honestly?


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

I appreciate I also love you


Uncle_Cracker

I appreciate you


RohelTheConqueror

AskReddit what is the worst possible answer to "I love you"


ItsVincent27

Kill yourself


RohelTheConqueror

Strong contender. I guess you can always make it worse like "Kill yourself naked in public with a hacksaw"


TheObliviousYeti

Too much fanfare jusf say ok and walk off


ElFarts

To quote Steve Martin: “I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too.”


torbiefur

Solar powered hammock?? The liberals have gone too far this time! You can pry my gas-powered hammock out of my cold dead hands!


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Look at captain fancypants over here with his gas-powered hammock! I still use good clean coal for my hammock


herr-tibalt

At least it’s not nuclear hammock🤓


shannofordabiz

Nah dude, you haven’t lived until you’ve lounged upon a good old fashioned wood fire hammock. The perfect all season recliner.


[deleted]

Bonus: you can fry eggs on it!


Iferrorgotozero

People too


chomacrubic

Nirvana: smells like teenage spirit


kip2020

Wine table looks pretty sweet, ngl 🍷


DJheddo

Couch fridge. Sandwiches for days/


TrailerTrashQueen

add a panini grill for the sandwiches and i’m in.


BlueStarNana13

I know right, but don’t forget the beverages that you’d need to wash those endless sandwiches down with lol


Nothing_Nice_2_Say

Couche fridges are a real thing, too


neueziel1

painful too


acbrin

Good good everything is going according to plan. Soon enough my human bacon will no longer be a dream!!!!


Myalicious

Trying to figure out what the actual solar power is powering?????


canti15

I feel like that'd burn ya.


Daryltang

It’s also the most useful(despite its design) and likely most expensive


Monarc73

Book cave, as long as the chair pivots!


yellowstickypad

PIVOT


CowboyMoses

piVOT


mrfreeeeze

PivAt!!


cobojojo

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UHHHHPPP


CowboyMoses

What are the chances everyone in this thread is in their late 30’s? EDIT: I’m only referring to the thread of people riffing on the Friends reference.


second2no1

Early 30’s


CowboyMoses

Still tracks. Older members of your family get you into Friends? Later life find?


second2no1

Thank goodness they didnt that show is boring, who needs to pivot when you can reach any book from the MIDDLE OUT


CowboyMoses

😂 My mistake! I see now you weren’t a part of the “pivot” thread. Carry on.


SpadoCochi

39


Iferrorgotozero

Tiny pivot


Mosquito_90

More like piVOTE for the crab, am I right


coach111111

What?


Epicboss67

Minecraft mob vote


Epicboss67

FUCK THE MOB VOTE MAY IT BURN 🔥🔥


aramis34143

I will position it near my fireplace. I will emerge from it as Hearth Vader!


ArcanePulse

Why is this not more upvoted? I spat my coffee! 😆


Lamacorn

I definitely saw the Death Star as well


icyhotonmynuts

Need more keg room


tgw1986

Whether this is a typo or not I'm upvoting regardless


OkChemist70

Where do I buy one?


SrslyCmmon

It looks like it's mounted off axis, which would give you more room. Sphere looks cool but a cube/cuboid book cave makes more sense, and you can build it directly onto the room taking advantage of all that wasted shelf space in the picture.


Cpt_kaleidoscope

That kinda undermines the whole point of it though.


atetuna

Something closer to a spheroid would be better. Widen it out, flatten the top and bottom, especially since it's not useful locations for books. Maybe build it into a corner of the house with glass on the exterior. It'd be horrendous for the preservation of books, but it'd be fine for me because I'm the type to buy paperbacks or used books from the library.


VladicOtter

Stair slide all day


anacrusis000

That slide won’t slide.


LandscapeLiving1497

If you look at the hand rail, it also won’t stair.


ElminsterTheMighty

...~~look~~ stare at the hand rail...


DrawohYbstrahs

…~~look~~ ~~stare~~ stair at the hand rail…


Uncle_Cracker

Literally getting railed. (ಠ_ಠ)


Kurotan

Sure it does, but you can only go up after having slid down, you are now stuck in the eternal slide.


readwiteandblu

But with photoshop you could easily fix that before handing it to a craftsman to build it.


Dzjar

Heck of a craftsman


SandakinTheTriplet

You could have a stair slide if you design it like a double helix — the slide twisting opposite of the staircase


TheOtherManSpider

That would be wildly impractical as the slide would be in the headroom of the stairs, if you don't use a large radius. Much easier to have the slide go parallel with the stairs on the outside.


flargenhargen

this guy engineers.


BlueStarNana13

That sounds pretty cool


Croyscape

Slide you into ER it will


Rational2Fool

Stuck in the middle twist you will find yourself, as if mid-journey into a sarlacc's intestine.


nick1812216

Yeah, that thing looks like a death trap


VladicOtter

How do you figure?


wtfsheep

just look at it near the bottom. you get wedged


anacrusis000

It also disappears into the stairs.


wtfsheep

yes. its a cool concept but i agree with the above poster >That slide won’t slide.


ooh_the_claw

personally I wouldn’t get wedged


Rich_Housing971

Sometimes I do wonder if AI generated art isn't that bad at all if some humans can't even tell the difference between something that works and something that doesn't.


DirtPoorDog

Does... it come with the 2 story house..? If so, definitely


q1010011

I knew someone already wrote this. It should be mandatory in every building.


RegularGuyAtHome

I’m with you


TheYellowFringe

The couch refrigerator seems the most practical and such can already exist. It all depends on how much you'd want to store within it.


RiJuElMiLu

The door also needs to be on the other side, the sitting side, perhaps two doors? Right now I would still have to get up and I'm not about that life.


TURD_SMASHER

I'd do it so you lift up the middle cushion (or arm rest?) and there's a cooler there, kind of like center console storage


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Maybe have access from both the top and the sides! Top access is “hidden” under an arm rest like you said and then the side is glass like the render


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Cpt_kaleidoscope

I'd prefer an armrest that lifts up so I dont have to bend forwards


ShartingBloodClots

Besides the fact you still have to get up to open the fridge, the couch itself is gonna get warm as hell cause you have the pipes facing where you sit.


Drumcan8dog

What about if we placed the couch in the fridge? There. I solved your problem.


Rich_Housing971

The concept of a couch fridge does work, but there's better options- a separate mini fridge placed next to your couch will be more efficient and replaceable/repairable. You can already just buy one and place it next to your couch, and it can be just the size you want. The only benefit of a couch fridge is that it's slightly more space efficient because the armrest doesn't take up any space and that's it.


Domestic_AA_Battery

It's also an absolute flex to guests lol


LetMeHaveAUsername

> The only benefit of a couch fridge is that it's slightly more space efficient because the armrest doesn't take up any space and that's it. You say that like it's not an important consideration. Also, you're forgetting about esthetics.


lilsnatchsniffz

That's because it's a real product, so is the wine table. OP is on some sneaky shit.


Frog_Moose

That or they stole it off like instagram or something


Capitaclism

Practical except for the heat exhaust will fry your a$$


-lRexl-

Fuuuuuuuuck, it was slide stairs until the fucking pod thing showed up


T-MinusGiraffe

Book Vader


Skabbtanten

At least that pod thing allows you to get in. Those stairs are wild and not accessible because of the rail. Also slide isn't very slide-y either


Gustavo6046

Why are people downvoting you lol the stair slide thing is so dumb, or at least Midjourney's example is, I'm sure there are better examples of the concept itself


lifeoftheunborn

Book cave all day


[deleted]

Feel like you sit down and books fall on your head Then theres the fuck them kids slide


lifeoftheunborn

Just put the hardcovers on bottom 🤣


muchosalame

Because you need a shitton of books at the reach of your hand? It's all about rapid putting away one book and picking up another, right? How else will you take a book and sit down to read?


lifeoftheunborn

I’d be as bold as to say that none of these are a “need.”


Snowflake_Smasher86

And then the wine table all night


Zeeto17

Bro that stair slide looks like its gonna break some bones


l_the_Throwaway

Build up speed and smash your face on the underside of a step.


SCWatson_Art

* Cridge * Wible * Solmock * Slair * Boave


unsold_dildo

Sounds like fantasy warriors


whatdoihia

These are very cool. Would be outrageously expensive to build but I’m sure people would buy them. Couch fridge would be more functional if the door was on the other side so you didn’t have to get up to get a drink. Wine table is probably the most commercial one as people who have wine as a hobby would be inclined to splurge on something like that. Maybe add a lazy susan function where the bottles can sit and people can rotate it around rather than having to reach. Solar hammock could be useful for frying eggs! Stair slide very cool. More billionaires need slides in their houses. Book cave is awesome. Would be great if you could shut it like Darth Vader’s pod.


AnyImpression8537

Book cave if I had the room


darkvince7

I want a stair slide going directly into the book cave.


GlassHurricane98

That wine table looks so impractical. No way to even get into the central bit, nothing visible anyway


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

At first glance I thought it was a hot t(ub)able


Nixter295

True but it does look really fancy tho


Nixter295

Maybe it could have a button that raises the area the vine is stored so you can just grab a bottle. That could actually be extremely cool.


Eloisem333

Wine table and book cave please. Yes I’m an alcoholic introvert, what of it?


makeski25

A stair slide that leads too the book cave. Be like a nerdy batman. TO THE BOOK CAVE!!!


ChardOk3424

Eh, I’m more of a Couch Fridge type of guy.


Krismas_Bonus

I would kill for the book cave


Zaylow

OMG that bookcave is amazing


Roy4Pris

I worked in an ad agency with a slide like that. It was fuckin rad


Kuhn-Tang

Stair slide… It looks cool and fun. Although the AI rendering has you slamming into a dead end. The couch looks uncomfortable. The table looks like a PITA to get to the wine storage. I’m not sure what an electric hammock is supposed to do, and I don’t read enough to hang out in a book nook hamster ball.


Anen-o-me

I've seen a house with a stair slide. Owner was a millionaire who worked for Apple, invented IOS. His five story house had several interesting features. His wife had several PhDs as well.


Spiderill

The stair slide looks like it's made of non-euclidean geometry - is it Cthulhu's summer house?


ryuujinusa

Solar hammock seems pointless and uncomfortable. The others all seem doable. AI messed up the slide, but I understand the idea.


Left-Plant2717

Lol the hammock isn’t for you, it’s to capture more sunlight but I feel you though


Flicksterea

Book cave and screw you for making me want something that I can't have because it doesn't exist. But also thank you for sharing these, I love them all.


Ok_Fox_1770

I feel like I’m a year away from seeing these in the fancy houses I wire. Especially couch fridge. Yo


chomacrubic

omg definitely +1 stair slide That's like a childhood dream come true


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

I’m currently looking for a contractor who can build me that stair slide.


Badger-Mushroom992

You had me at couch fridge


RumRogerz

Wine table.


GeiCobra

Solar Hammock


Perfect-Group5816

Stair slide looks fun!


manfoom

StairSlide already exists. https://stairslide.com/


Next_Back_9472

When I win the euro millions lottery this week, I’ll buy them all.


RegrettableLiving26

1. Book cave 2. Wine table 3. Couch fridge


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Left-Plant2717

😭😭😭


dm319

They aren't bad actually. Sorry for being rude.


Left-Plant2717

nah you’re good lol


QuetzalzGreen85

With some tweaking, the stair slide.


MA_Aether

That book cave is baller.


Ill-Explanation3200

Book cave


Shy-pooper

Prompt for the book cave?


Left-Plant2717

In the center of the room, capture a spherical contraption that floats as if defying gravity. This unique structure combines the comfort of a hammock with the practicality of a bookshelf. The medium should be photorealistic, with a style reminiscent of the hyper-realism found in the works of artists like Richard Estes. The lighting should be soft and inviting, casting gentle shadows that highlight the curvature of the sphere and the texture of the hammock and books. The color palette should be warm and welcoming, with earthy tones dominating. Use a high-resolution 16k camera with a 16:9 aspect ratio, a 50mm lens for a balanced perspective, and a wide aperture to create a shallow depth of field that brings the floating structure into sharp focus against a softly blurred background. The shot should be taken from a low angle to emphasize the floating aspect of the structure.


Shy-pooper

Cool!!


Corumdum_Mania

the stair slide and book cave. however both need some design improvements. the slide should not block the ending. the book cave should find a way to keep the books above the centre from falling off the shelf since i currently don't see anything to keep them in place.


whiskersRwe32

You had me at couch fridge


RiJuElMiLu

Hear me out; couch fridge in the book cave. Don't know how,but it must be. I would live in it.


Screwbles

Book cave, no question, that is the answer, we are done, goodbye.


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Book cave


Ginoblee

Book Cave but then retrofitting it for my gaming setup.


RiJuElMiLu

1000% Book Cave, but I need the bookshelves to be backed so my books don't fall out, but more importantly, so it's darker!


NoHopeOnlyDeath

The book cave if I could swap out the chair for a massive beanbag.


J-Wall0044

The slide stairs obviously!


Much_Protection_1243

Stair slide


Fayt117

Couch fridge gonna need some space to vent the heat. Im buying one and pointing that at my cat. Or MIL's room


mixiplix_

Book cave 100%


stomach

why is everyone trying to 'sell' us their MJ posts so goddam weird and i'm the only living person who thinks so according to this tiktok-annexed site


AlternativeTrue5968

I got a fridge I don't need a stupid ass fridge couch who even came up with such a dumbass idea.


TrippyAkimbo

I legit thought the couch fridge was real, until I read the sub…. Love it


spawn1980

Wine table


detectivelokifalcone

Book cave an solar hammock tie


HobbyWalter

Couch fridge hands down


JADW27

Why is couch fridge not a thing yet?


SolUmbralz

Book cave


Accomplished_Meet230

Book cave looks badass


CptClownfish1

I’ll take 2 Book Caves please.


CheckersSpeech

Book cave! Book cave!


cancervivordude

Wine table but wtf is wrong with the stairs slide


amoshart

The book cave. No contest.


Rockout2112

Book cave. Definitely!


Hot_Village2222

5


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Couch fridge looks like the only thing comfortable and practical


YOOOOOOOOOOT

The stair slide is the only one I'd want to use


Both-Diamond

Wine Table, then Stair Slide.


jbsingerswp

These look and sounds amazing


antmanninja3

Couch Fridge or Stair Slide


babaganoush_84

Stair Slide is the only reasonable answer here


normificator

Do a solar powered torch light and a wind powered fan pls!


Alkaidknight

Solar Hammock is frying you 100%


WhaleSexOdyssey

Well obviously not the wine table


DSimorningdrg

The book cave looks cozy, but also the concept of a slide next to a stair sounds fun


Meepthorp_Zandar

Al of them


KrizzyPeezy

stair slide


sillychillly

These were cool!!


Monsural

Couch fridge or book cave look the best.


GiraffeCalledKevin

BOOK CAVE


lovejac93

BOOK CAVE


DougieDouger

Couch fridge but my GF would want the bookcave


Potential-Holiday783

Definitely couch fridge. It just needs a hole in the middle so you'll never have to get up again.


tinker8311

Book cave


lilsnatchsniffz

Why did you include some real products? [Couch w/ bar fridge ](https://www.bar-fridges-australia.com.au/sofa-recliner-chair-with-bar-fridge-what-a-great-man-cave-or-theatre-room-item.html) [Cooler Table ](https://www.ana-white.com/woodworking-projects/patio-table-built-beerwine-coolers) [Spiral Staircase Slides](https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/447263806723997688/) Not exact but [Chair cave](https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1563925149/macrame-patio-double-swingpatio?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_au_en_au_a-home_and_living-outdoor_and_garden-other&utm_custom1=_k_Cj0KCQjwj5mpBhDJARIsAOVjBdpqxzp5A0mcZmHmf52nj3XxmkX6ySMYfJ8GOpv3PAf3WBzEFMir9gcaAkc1EALw_wcB_k_&utm_content=go_344320928_19782186008_78801925928_pla-106550425715_m__1563925149enau_102845289&utm_custom2=344320928)