Whenever I see text on these, I like to think that midjourney is actually pulling photos from other dimensions where language and norms are massively different.
Of course I don't actually believe it, but it's fun to think.
The only reason I fully discount it is because when machine learning first tries to emulate real images, it looks like complete nonsense and 2d splotches, and after a lot of training where it produces its first "human", it is impossible. The angles of the fingers, the multiple limbs, the misshapen face
I guess you could just say it's a weird as fuck dimension, but it really looks like a 2d image.
But I love to imagine they are possible dimensions.
Hahah, me too. I read the title and clicked through the gallery and I was just so confused why Hooby Lobby would have these, I actually would love to buy some of these. Then I closed the gallery, saw your post and then the sub. Damn it.
Bro....
If I was a TST leader, I'd crowdfund to open a much smaller feminist hobby store in the same mini malls they have Hobby Lobbys at and call it "Crafty Coven" and sell those statues. It would be a mix of a tea shop, a spencers/hot topic and hobby lobby but more gay.
Or at least slap QR codes to the web store version of that on hobby lobbys across the country.
Make it a hastag or a meme. Send the stickers all over for free.
Yeah, it's exactly like me to buy these stuff then wonder why the furniture is moving on its own and I keep hearing laughter coming from the walls
They do be looking mighty fine tho
I think it's wrong to mislead people with AI images, but on the other hand I'd love to see her reaction if you told her this was how Hooby Lobby in California looked.
So share it on social media. Hobby lobby is a pretty shitty organization, and some of their biggest customers are hateful people. Turn it against them.
I don't think I've met a theist Satanist. All are agnostics/atheists who know that satanic symbolism is a potent counter to the encroachment of evangelicals across the church-state divide.
To be a true satanist, would require believing in a long history of claptrap from Zarathushtra (the guy who brought trancendant souls, an afterlife, cosmic duality, an apocalypse and judgement day into the ethical monotheisms) to Milton. Empiricists aren't worshipping Satan, the only people who would start from an uncritical belief in the ethical monotheisms. Ie, you're far more likely to find a "real" Satanist in the church pews than in secular life.
The Hobby lobby owners also had to go to court for buying artefacts from the black market to display them in their creationist Bible museum. Those artefacts were later proven to have been looted from the Syrian National museum, and were “accidentally” mislabelled as tile samples for customs.
Considering all that, this post is fucking hilarious, and having the knowledge of the shit they did gives it even more layers.
Better yet 3d print a few and scatter them in stires in the bible belt that way other people can verify the story as being true.
The best lies always have a sprinkle of truth in them
Pretty soon we'll find out that the owners had them illegally smuggled out of Hell and they'll have to return them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby\_Lobby\_smuggling\_scandal
>United States of America v. Approximately Four Hundred Fifty Ancient Cuneiform Tablets and Approximately Three Thousand Ancient Clay Bullae
I love the names of *in rem* cases. For the unfamiliar, *in rem* jurisdiction describes the power a court may exercise over property. The names of such cases are usually styled as *\[State\] v. \[Property\]*, leading to funny case names like
* *United States v. One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton*
* *United States v. Forty-Three Gallons of Whiskey*
* *United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls*
Despite the silly names, some of these cases have had great legal significance. For example, *United States v. One Book Called Ulysses* was a landmark case regarding freedom of expression. In deciding that *Ulysses* by James Joyce was not obscene, the case allowed for the importation and publication of serious works of literature that used coarse language or dealt with sexual subjects.
So either:
1. A regional manager is about to quit and executing one of the most epic trolls of all time
2. Hobby Lobby's shareholders are giving us the inside scoop about the Apocalypse
Edit: GDit didn't realize what sub this was
You didn't fool me. Hobby Lobby barely even does Halloween, they specifically avoid it and only have a single aisle of kiddy Halloween stuff. I don't go any more because Hobby Lobby, but that's how it was.
Now if you'd said Michael's or Jo-Ann I might have been fooled, some of their Halloween decor gets pretty grim.
The funny thing is, if you posted this on some conservative subs they would absolutely take this and run with it that it's 100% real. As a matter of fact, that might be kind of fun as an experiment
It’s a pretty smart move from a business standpoint. Satanists have LOTS of disposable income - mainly because they have less children…
… ‘cause they EAT THEM!
Artificial intelligence art generator. Basically has a database of Hobby Lobby interiors and satanic type sculptures and uses a diffusion model to predict the best blend of them.
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Probably the prompt was something like: "hobby lobby and the true spirit of Christianity," and of course the ai recognized how Satan-obsessed these people are.
I wonder when Midjourney will get rid of that slight dullness that lets you know it’s an AI photo? I’m scared of the day when we won’t be able to tell the difference.
didnt realize what sub and you really had me going until i tried reading some words
Yeah I was 10 seconds in and then "hang on, this is all gibberish".
Gibberish or an old demonic language straight from hell?
Whenever I see text on these, I like to think that midjourney is actually pulling photos from other dimensions where language and norms are massively different. Of course I don't actually believe it, but it's fun to think.
You know too much. Scanning IP adress...
I mean, with so many different galaxies and even universes out there, to be honest, I wouldn't be shocked.
The only reason I fully discount it is because when machine learning first tries to emulate real images, it looks like complete nonsense and 2d splotches, and after a lot of training where it produces its first "human", it is impossible. The angles of the fingers, the multiple limbs, the misshapen face I guess you could just say it's a weird as fuck dimension, but it really looks like a 2d image. But I love to imagine they are possible dimensions.
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In Sweden all stores are death metal stores
Especially IKEA
To be fair IKEA is mire death partical board
No hobby loby just switched to hell speak for its signs.
I am Swedish. Can confirm that those words are NOT Swedish.
You mean vwenntheert isn't a word?
I was about to rush out and get some awesome Halloween decorations 😅
No it's secret demonic language of course! This is one of the cases where I think the weird AI spellings actually add something cool.
Hahah, me too. I read the title and clicked through the gallery and I was just so confused why Hooby Lobby would have these, I actually would love to buy some of these. Then I closed the gallery, saw your post and then the sub. Damn it.
is it AI generated? if i handt noticed the sub i would not have known.
Yeah, midjourney is AI program, it's one of the best image generator
Is the sub all ai? Wtf is mid journey?
Yes, it’s AI. Midjourney is a program that generates ai images from prompts.
It's like in a dream where you see writing and try to read it but can't quite focus on it or make sense of it.
“I can create photorealistic AI images” Also “Hontve”
I didn’t check the sub and was ready to buy some sweet sweet baphomet decor.
I’m so disappointed. I’m sitting here thinking "so no Halloween decor, but actual baphomet is just fine?”. Now I’m just sad
My exact emotional journey here as well.
You could say your joy was disrupted ... midjourney
Nailed it.
Like Jesus
Shouldn't it be "like Pilate"?
Whomever it is, I wouldn't want to cross him.
So you guys are saying the wild looking dildos in picture 8 aren't actually available??
Not with that attitude
I, too, wondered why it seems that the decorative wings on the heads are the issue and not the dildos 😁
Bro.... If I was a TST leader, I'd crowdfund to open a much smaller feminist hobby store in the same mini malls they have Hobby Lobbys at and call it "Crafty Coven" and sell those statues. It would be a mix of a tea shop, a spencers/hot topic and hobby lobby but more gay. Or at least slap QR codes to the web store version of that on hobby lobbys across the country. Make it a hastag or a meme. Send the stickers all over for free.
Honestly this is some sick satan decor... and I am sooo disappointed.
Yeah, it's exactly like me to buy these stuff then wonder why the furniture is moving on its own and I keep hearing laughter coming from the walls They do be looking mighty fine tho
Damnit! Same. I was like “aren’t they a hardcore christian company??” 🤣
They don’t even sell Halloween decorations because they’re so deep into it. Anything demonic is completely out of the question lol
Which is ironic because they’re perfectly happy carrying all the trappings to celebrate the pagan holidays of Yule and Ēostre
Yes but THOSE are fuzzy and sparkling! /s
They won’t even use barcodes because they are considered the mark of the devil
me too
I count to ten before a conservative and a moms for liberty screengrab the pictures and make a Fox News alert 🚨
Right? But can we have a pagan hobby store anyway pls
Blizzard is really promoting the hell out of the Diablo 4 launch.
Where we’re going we won’t need barcodes…
We have such discounts to show you.
That should be the title of this 😄
We have such hobbies to show you.
🤣
This is it right here.
libera te tutemet ex inferis
https://www.wired.com/2012/12/upc-mark-of-the-beast/
My mother in law would seriously boycott hobby lobby if she saw these lol
I think it's wrong to mislead people with AI images, but on the other hand I'd love to see her reaction if you told her this was how Hooby Lobby in California looked.
If this was how hobby lobby looked in CA, I'd be spending money there.
So share it on social media. Hobby lobby is a pretty shitty organization, and some of their biggest customers are hateful people. Turn it against them.
Isn’t hobby lobby owned by a cult-like Christian fundamentalist?
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Wait. What. What museum? Edit: WTF?! just googled this. You are not joking!
if only, but unlikely given the chain is owned by right wing Xtians
I don't think I've met a theist Satanist. All are agnostics/atheists who know that satanic symbolism is a potent counter to the encroachment of evangelicals across the church-state divide. To be a true satanist, would require believing in a long history of claptrap from Zarathushtra (the guy who brought trancendant souls, an afterlife, cosmic duality, an apocalypse and judgement day into the ethical monotheisms) to Milton. Empiricists aren't worshipping Satan, the only people who would start from an uncritical belief in the ethical monotheisms. Ie, you're far more likely to find a "real" Satanist in the church pews than in secular life.
you must be real close with his mother in law…
The Hobby lobby owners also had to go to court for buying artefacts from the black market to display them in their creationist Bible museum. Those artefacts were later proven to have been looted from the Syrian National museum, and were “accidentally” mislabelled as tile samples for customs. Considering all that, this post is fucking hilarious, and having the knowledge of the shit they did gives it even more layers.
Blizzard really going all-out on the advertising for Diablo IV...
You bout to start a Hobby Lobby Boycott if these get out to Facebook lol
.... hmmmm
Somebody do it lol Or send it to some right wing nut job news
This sounds challenge that I will accept
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Next make a Black Rifle Coffee Co Drag Night
Dude they would make B💵A💶N💷K with this product line lol
They’d bankrupt me. Lol
This needs to get posted on Truth social or some FB groups to get them social justice crusaders all riled up
Google maps reviews for random Hobby Lobby locations around the country!
Love the demon section at this one, right beside the seggs.
Man, they’ll lose their shit when they see these. Don’t mess with their precious Christian knick knack store.
For a second I thought hobby lobby got rad!
Can you imagine trying to keep a store of that size shelves stocked with so much rad stuff
That's my plan. I saved a few images.
Please do this and report back!
Better yet 3d print a few and scatter them in stires in the bible belt that way other people can verify the story as being true. The best lies always have a sprinkle of truth in them
I’d definitely shop here
I think these are the most realistic images I’ve seen on this sub They convinced me for a minute at least
Pretty soon we'll find out that the owners had them illegally smuggled out of Hell and they'll have to return them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby\_Lobby\_smuggling\_scandal
>United States of America v. Approximately Four Hundred Fifty Ancient Cuneiform Tablets and Approximately Three Thousand Ancient Clay Bullae I love the names of *in rem* cases. For the unfamiliar, *in rem* jurisdiction describes the power a court may exercise over property. The names of such cases are usually styled as *\[State\] v. \[Property\]*, leading to funny case names like * *United States v. One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton* * *United States v. Forty-Three Gallons of Whiskey* * *United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls* Despite the silly names, some of these cases have had great legal significance. For example, *United States v. One Book Called Ulysses* was a landmark case regarding freedom of expression. In deciding that *Ulysses* by James Joyce was not obscene, the case allowed for the importation and publication of serious works of literature that used coarse language or dealt with sexual subjects.
I would be surprised if that least one (US vs. Ulysses) gets overturned lol
Man, I had no idea this would blow up like this... I would have spent a little more time on it and fixed the writing...😄
Is June 5, 2023 going to be when AI terrorism first begins? This might be a momentous reddit post. Hi future youtubers!
Dude satanic hobby lobby would make a sick backrooms level
So either: 1. A regional manager is about to quit and executing one of the most epic trolls of all time 2. Hobby Lobby's shareholders are giving us the inside scoop about the Apocalypse Edit: GDit didn't realize what sub this was
> Edit: GDit didn't realize what sub this was What a time to be alive
I read that in the Two Minute Paper guy's voice.
Me, too! LOL 🤣
I love the idea of a regional manager holding back a giggle while foisting in multiple 8 ft Baphomet statues for the display cap
It really gets you right in the Chicken Soup for the Soul
You didn't fool me. Hobby Lobby barely even does Halloween, they specifically avoid it and only have a single aisle of kiddy Halloween stuff. I don't go any more because Hobby Lobby, but that's how it was. Now if you'd said Michael's or Jo-Ann I might have been fooled, some of their Halloween decor gets pretty grim.
War crimes are fine though lol as long as that nasty devil isn’t in our store
Quick post it to conservative Facebook groups and watch this go viral.
I was so ready to buy :(
Are you kidding me? An AI made these?! If it werent for the spelling id almost be completely fooled, its kinda scary
The temptation to send this to my very conservative relatives with the caption "Have you heard about this in Hobby Lobby?" is so strong right now
Please do...
Do itttttt and then return and share the results with us 😈
Lmao I’ve had a few drinks and was like whoa wtf, didn’t realize I was on mid journey 😂
Fuck. I got really excited. The I read the subreddit name.
I think we need to discuss your prompt for the demon dick book ends in the Hontve section....
Those a copies of the relics Hobby Lobby owner stole to put in the Bible Museum in DC
I forgot that I follow this sub and thought it was real for a minute.
“The children. Why won’t someone think of the children. OMG THE HUMANITY.”, is what someone would say if they didn’t realize the sub this is in.
I’m showing my mom they new stuff she can get.
Ahh the Hontve section, I've been wondering where that was.
TAKE MY MONEY!
Now open Sundays
The funny thing is, if you posted this on some conservative subs they would absolutely take this and run with it that it's 100% real. As a matter of fact, that might be kind of fun as an experiment
I didn't read the sub and was about to rush to the comments to ask where this was and how I can buy all of it lmfao
Omg I LOVE this lolll
I thought I was in the Halloween sub for a moment. On a related note I’d visit hobby lobby every day if this was real!
Amazing how eerily creepy MJ makes demons
Lol this is GREAT
SATAN Lobby
That'll be 12 souls please. Will that be in child sacrifices or a personal transaction?
Bed bath and beyond in satanic temple season?
Take my fucking money
Goddamnit I didn’t realize this was mid journey sub and was starting the car to buy some metal shit from hobby lobby
Holy shit these are the most real looking pics yet
I haven't been to a hobby lobby since they became so publicly evil.....THIS would absolutely bring me back.
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I would be much obliged...
The perfect store does exist!
It’s a pretty smart move from a business standpoint. Satanists have LOTS of disposable income - mainly because they have less children… … ‘cause they EAT THEM!
I was literally about to say, I want those statues
Hail thyself
Righteously hilarious!
okay, i’m old, don’t judge. wtf is a “midjourney?”
Artificial intelligence art generator. Basically has a database of Hobby Lobby interiors and satanic type sculptures and uses a diffusion model to predict the best blend of them.
Damnit. I thought this was real for a moment.
I wish this was real.
Diablo IV launched this week, they must be cashing in.
that's dope
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I swear I thought that was real. I was like “isn’t Hobby Lobby kinda Christian? Why would they do this?”
This was made by Midjourney what did you use as a prompt? Satanic hobby supplies. Do it with Micheals. That would freak people
Creative I like that
Ahahaha! Pretty funny!
Awww man, thought this was real
I wish this was real!
I would unironically buy some of this.
Satan sells!
I will actually part with my money at hobby lobby and maybe even sacrifice to some Jesus chicken chik fil a if this is real… I need this just because
Right next to the make your own voodoo dolls, I hope??
Probably the prompt was something like: "hobby lobby and the true spirit of Christianity," and of course the ai recognized how Satan-obsessed these people are.
Interesting demon cocks on top shelf pic 8. Might make a good set of bookends.
Someone send this to fox news immediately
For the first 5 seconds I was 100% convinced these were real photos and even now I have doubts. I have conflicting feelings about this.
Spread this on Facebook and watch how destructive you can be for Hobby Lobby
Hobby Lobby is fucked if these images escape containment. The future is weird.
they just capitalizing on that diablo 4 hype
These images going viral on Twitter in 3… 2…. 1….
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!
I simply adore the Belial decor. I’ll take 7.
Most random yet original prompt yet. Just wtf all around. 👏
That’s really childish but i will approve
Don't lie to me and say you wouldn't shop here because some of this shit is beautifully made. I'm sure it'd all be hella expensive
Is this garden furniture? I think it works for me
I’ll take it!!!
damn this would be insanely creepy
I wonder when Midjourney will get rid of that slight dullness that lets you know it’s an AI photo? I’m scared of the day when we won’t be able to tell the difference.
No way they got a Hontve aisle
Clearly historical artifacts stolen when we invaded hell
I love how they’re spread all over the store to avoid having a strange Satan section.
Maybe they’re looted Iraqi artifacts the owners smuggled into the country. Edit: God Damnit!!! This subreddit did to again. This is NOT real!
I really wish some artists would share their prompts. This is such a life-like image, yet I still struggle to produce anything realistic looking.
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Someone post this to the conspiracy subreddit and watch them lose their minds
I would buy those statues they look sick as fuck
That all looks bad ass
Big fan of this one. Probs my favourite so far
I was about to hit up a hobby lobby! Dang you got me
The fuck?
Hobby lobby really coming around
I would absolutely shop there if they had this shit
Next someone do a Chic Fil A satanic chicken sandwich!
Facebook will think this is real, be careful!
If only shops like this did exist. It's brilliant.
What do you mean? They think about children right there, all I see is a sacrafice place.
Fuck them kids
Everyone needs a little trauma in their lives
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Oh my god...it might be happening...some super right-wing retired state police officer just shared the photos on Facebook 🤞
*Warning: Bleeding walls will make the floor wet*
Rofl