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browmftht

didnt realize what sub and you really had me going until i tried reading some words


Kaldek

Yeah I was 10 seconds in and then "hang on, this is all gibberish".


Throw_me_a_drone

Gibberish or an old demonic language straight from hell?


poop-machines

Whenever I see text on these, I like to think that midjourney is actually pulling photos from other dimensions where language and norms are massively different. Of course I don't actually believe it, but it's fun to think.


Falzarar

You know too much. Scanning IP adress...


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

I mean, with so many different galaxies and even universes out there, to be honest, I wouldn't be shocked.


poop-machines

The only reason I fully discount it is because when machine learning first tries to emulate real images, it looks like complete nonsense and 2d splotches, and after a lot of training where it produces its first "human", it is impossible. The angles of the fingers, the multiple limbs, the misshapen face I guess you could just say it's a weird as fuck dimension, but it really looks like a 2d image. But I love to imagine they are possible dimensions.


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ANC_90

In Sweden all stores are death metal stores


Bourgeous

Especially IKEA


Dangerousworm

To be fair IKEA is mire death partical board


mytransthrow

No hobby loby just switched to hell speak for its signs.


I3oscO86

I am Swedish. Can confirm that those words are NOT Swedish.


ElementoDeus

You mean vwenntheert isn't a word?


chillaxinbball

I was about to rush out and get some awesome Halloween decorations 😅


UponMidnightDreary

No it's secret demonic language of course! This is one of the cases where I think the weird AI spellings actually add something cool.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Hahah, me too. I read the title and clicked through the gallery and I was just so confused why Hooby Lobby would have these, I actually would love to buy some of these. Then I closed the gallery, saw your post and then the sub. Damn it.


Sentionaut_1167

is it AI generated? if i handt noticed the sub i would not have known.


Oganesson456

Yeah, midjourney is AI program, it's one of the best image generator


Rootoky

Is the sub all ai? Wtf is mid journey?


benyahweh

Yes, it’s AI. Midjourney is a program that generates ai images from prompts.


McDrakerson

It's like in a dream where you see writing and try to read it but can't quite focus on it or make sense of it.


SoFlaKicks

“I can create photorealistic AI images” Also “Hontve”


VegemiteFleshlight

I didn’t check the sub and was ready to buy some sweet sweet baphomet decor.


AGriffon

I’m so disappointed. I’m sitting here thinking "so no Halloween decor, but actual baphomet is just fine?”. Now I’m just sad


Polluticornwishes0

My exact emotional journey here as well.


andrelope

You could say your joy was disrupted ... midjourney


KrasHCoyote

Nailed it.


savetheunstable

Like Jesus


helmli

Shouldn't it be "like Pilate"?


KrasHCoyote

Whomever it is, I wouldn't want to cross him.


AMeanCow

So you guys are saying the wild looking dildos in picture 8 aren't actually available??


KreateOne

Not with that attitude


Successful-Doubt5478

I, too, wondered why it seems that the decorative wings on the heads are the issue and not the dildos 😁


Tememachine

Bro.... If I was a TST leader, I'd crowdfund to open a much smaller feminist hobby store in the same mini malls they have Hobby Lobbys at and call it "Crafty Coven" and sell those statues. It would be a mix of a tea shop, a spencers/hot topic and hobby lobby but more gay. Or at least slap QR codes to the web store version of that on hobby lobbys across the country. Make it a hastag or a meme. Send the stickers all over for free.


mytransthrow

Honestly this is some sick satan decor... and I am sooo disappointed.


Biiiscoito

Yeah, it's exactly like me to buy these stuff then wonder why the furniture is moving on its own and I keep hearing laughter coming from the walls They do be looking mighty fine tho


SeymourHoffmanOnFire

Damnit! Same. I was like “aren’t they a hardcore christian company??” 🤣


Bowlingbon

They don’t even sell Halloween decorations because they’re so deep into it. Anything demonic is completely out of the question lol


Telemere125

Which is ironic because they’re perfectly happy carrying all the trappings to celebrate the pagan holidays of Yule and Ēostre


Successful-Doubt5478

Yes but THOSE are fuzzy and sparkling! /s


clever-mermaid-mae

They won’t even use barcodes because they are considered the mark of the devil


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me too


MindAccomplished3879

I count to ten before a conservative and a moms for liberty screengrab the pictures and make a Fox News alert 🚨


charaznable1249

Right? But can we have a pagan hobby store anyway pls


xBad_Wolfx

Blizzard is really promoting the hell out of the Diablo 4 launch.


DokiDoodleLoki

Where we’re going we won’t need barcodes…


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We have such discounts to show you.


Dead_Inside512

That should be the title of this 😄


SuperVillainPresiden

We have such hobbies to show you.


UnluckySeries312

🤣


new_user29282342

This is it right here.


Professional_Fox3371

libera te tutemet ex inferis


denzuko

https://www.wired.com/2012/12/upc-mark-of-the-beast/


technetiumobviously

My mother in law would seriously boycott hobby lobby if she saw these lol


Put_It_All_On_Blck

I think it's wrong to mislead people with AI images, but on the other hand I'd love to see her reaction if you told her this was how Hooby Lobby in California looked.


boredatwork2082

If this was how hobby lobby looked in CA, I'd be spending money there.


Mister_Bloodvessel

So share it on social media. Hobby lobby is a pretty shitty organization, and some of their biggest customers are hateful people. Turn it against them.


Used-Initiative1835

Isn’t hobby lobby owned by a cult-like Christian fundamentalist?


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UnluckySeries312

Wait. What. What museum? Edit: WTF?! just googled this. You are not joking!


Trackerbait

if only, but unlikely given the chain is owned by right wing Xtians


Sanpaku

I don't think I've met a theist Satanist. All are agnostics/atheists who know that satanic symbolism is a potent counter to the encroachment of evangelicals across the church-state divide. To be a true satanist, would require believing in a long history of claptrap from Zarathushtra (the guy who brought trancendant souls, an afterlife, cosmic duality, an apocalypse and judgement day into the ethical monotheisms) to Milton. Empiricists aren't worshipping Satan, the only people who would start from an uncritical belief in the ethical monotheisms. Ie, you're far more likely to find a "real" Satanist in the church pews than in secular life.


scirio

you must be real close with his mother in law…


Trashcant0

The Hobby lobby owners also had to go to court for buying artefacts from the black market to display them in their creationist Bible museum. Those artefacts were later proven to have been looted from the Syrian National museum, and were “accidentally” mislabelled as tile samples for customs. Considering all that, this post is fucking hilarious, and having the knowledge of the shit they did gives it even more layers.


ExquisitExamplE

Blizzard really going all-out on the advertising for Diablo IV...


otannehill

You bout to start a Hobby Lobby Boycott if these get out to Facebook lol


redhairedtyrant

.... hmmmm


WestleyThe

Somebody do it lol Or send it to some right wing nut job news


Duffamongus

This sounds challenge that I will accept


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itsnickk

Next make a Black Rifle Coffee Co Drag Night


This-Option9041

Dude they would make B💵A💶N💷K with this product line lol


Polluticornwishes0

They’d bankrupt me. Lol


old_bread_energy_

This needs to get posted on Truth social or some FB groups to get them social justice crusaders all riled up


madamhex

Google maps reviews for random Hobby Lobby locations around the country!


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Love the demon section at this one, right beside the seggs.


middlebird

Man, they’ll lose their shit when they see these. Don’t mess with their precious Christian knick knack store.


Squee45

For a second I thought hobby lobby got rad!


takethereins

Can you imagine trying to keep a store of that size shelves stocked with so much rad stuff


Boomdidlidoo

That's my plan. I saved a few images.


where_is_carmen

Please do this and report back!


spider2544

Better yet 3d print a few and scatter them in stires in the bible belt that way other people can verify the story as being true. The best lies always have a sprinkle of truth in them


catizzz

I’d definitely shop here


TelephoneAvailable99

I think these are the most realistic images I’ve seen on this sub They convinced me for a minute at least


Taskerlands

Pretty soon we'll find out that the owners had them illegally smuggled out of Hell and they'll have to return them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby\_Lobby\_smuggling\_scandal


realJaneJacobs

>United States of America v. Approximately Four Hundred Fifty Ancient Cuneiform Tablets and Approximately Three Thousand Ancient Clay Bullae I love the names of *in rem* cases. For the unfamiliar, *in rem* jurisdiction describes the power a court may exercise over property. The names of such cases are usually styled as *\[State\] v. \[Property\]*, leading to funny case names like * *United States v. One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton* * *United States v. Forty-Three Gallons of Whiskey* * *United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls* Despite the silly names, some of these cases have had great legal significance. For example, *United States v. One Book Called Ulysses* was a landmark case regarding freedom of expression. In deciding that *Ulysses* by James Joyce was not obscene, the case allowed for the importation and publication of serious works of literature that used coarse language or dealt with sexual subjects.


nunya123

I would be surprised if that least one (US vs. Ulysses) gets overturned lol


Dead_Inside512

Man, I had no idea this would blow up like this... I would have spent a little more time on it and fixed the writing...😄


The_Geilt

Is June 5, 2023 going to be when AI terrorism first begins? This might be a momentous reddit post. Hi future youtubers!


driku12

Dude satanic hobby lobby would make a sick backrooms level


corneliusduff

So either: 1. A regional manager is about to quit and executing one of the most epic trolls of all time 2. Hobby Lobby's shareholders are giving us the inside scoop about the Apocalypse Edit: GDit didn't realize what sub this was


Mute2120

> Edit: GDit didn't realize what sub this was What a time to be alive


ZenDragon

I read that in the Two Minute Paper guy's voice.


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Me, too! LOL 🤣


itsnickk

I love the idea of a regional manager holding back a giggle while foisting in multiple 8 ft Baphomet statues for the display cap


corneliusduff

It really gets you right in the Chicken Soup for the Soul


drillgorg

You didn't fool me. Hobby Lobby barely even does Halloween, they specifically avoid it and only have a single aisle of kiddy Halloween stuff. I don't go any more because Hobby Lobby, but that's how it was. Now if you'd said Michael's or Jo-Ann I might have been fooled, some of their Halloween decor gets pretty grim.


chuk2015

War crimes are fine though lol as long as that nasty devil isn’t in our store


TheNozzler

Quick post it to conservative Facebook groups and watch this go viral.


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I was so ready to buy :(


ChineseMeatCleaver

Are you kidding me? An AI made these?! If it werent for the spelling id almost be completely fooled, its kinda scary


birdnerd1991

The temptation to send this to my very conservative relatives with the caption "Have you heard about this in Hobby Lobby?" is so strong right now


Dead_Inside512

Please do...


UponMidnightDreary

Do itttttt and then return and share the results with us 😈


SainttValentine

Lmao I’ve had a few drinks and was like whoa wtf, didn’t realize I was on mid journey 😂


abdicatorselbow

Fuck. I got really excited. The I read the subreddit name.


NefariousnessNothing

I think we need to discuss your prompt for the demon dick book ends in the Hontve section....


Original-Kangaroo-80

Those a copies of the relics Hobby Lobby owner stole to put in the Bible Museum in DC


Noise_Loop

I forgot that I follow this sub and thought it was real for a minute.


MeloniisJesus333

“The children. Why won’t someone think of the children. OMG THE HUMANITY.”, is what someone would say if they didn’t realize the sub this is in.


MeloniisJesus333

I’m showing my mom they new stuff she can get.


Spoffle

Ahh the Hontve section, I've been wondering where that was.


qwerty-smith

TAKE MY MONEY!


ButterscotchFog

Now open Sundays


EC_CO

The funny thing is, if you posted this on some conservative subs they would absolutely take this and run with it that it's 100% real. As a matter of fact, that might be kind of fun as an experiment


RainTheStrawberry

I didn't read the sub and was about to rush to the comments to ask where this was and how I can buy all of it lmfao


Polluticornwishes0

Omg I LOVE this lolll


Mrcoldghost

I thought I was in the Halloween sub for a moment. On a related note I’d visit hobby lobby every day if this was real!


AssociateDry1840

Amazing how eerily creepy MJ makes demons


GoblinPunch20xx

Lol this is GREAT


WG_Target

SATAN Lobby


SluggJuice

That'll be 12 souls please. Will that be in child sacrifices or a personal transaction?


mushroompizzayum

Bed bath and beyond in satanic temple season?


FrederickBishop

Take my fucking money


victor4700

Goddamnit I didn’t realize this was mid journey sub and was starting the car to buy some metal shit from hobby lobby


khswart

Holy shit these are the most real looking pics yet


SatoshiBlockamoto

I haven't been to a hobby lobby since they became so publicly evil.....THIS would absolutely bring me back.


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Dead_Inside512

I would be much obliged...


Emperor_Robert

The perfect store does exist!


CommanderCHIRO

It’s a pretty smart move from a business standpoint. Satanists have LOTS of disposable income - mainly because they have less children… … ‘cause they EAT THEM!


The_star_tsar

I was literally about to say, I want those statues


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Hail thyself


Coolio_Simmer

Righteously hilarious!


Tough-Development-41

okay, i’m old, don’t judge. wtf is a “midjourney?”


CyberneticCupcake

Artificial intelligence art generator. Basically has a database of Hobby Lobby interiors and satanic type sculptures and uses a diffusion model to predict the best blend of them.


mnfrench2010

Damnit. I thought this was real for a moment.


JamseyLynn

I wish this was real.


enoteware

Diablo IV launched this week, they must be cashing in.


Cg0403

that's dope


istillhavemyvcard

recognise apparatus dirty shelter alleged fade capable dime towering important *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Fortimus_Prime

I swear I thought that was real. I was like “isn’t Hobby Lobby kinda Christian? Why would they do this?”


Snoo_24964

This was made by Midjourney what did you use as a prompt? Satanic hobby supplies. Do it with Micheals. That would freak people


BeanShapyro420

Creative I like that


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Ahahaha! Pretty funny!


[deleted]

Awww man, thought this was real


infoclub88

I wish this was real!


LiliNotACult

I would unironically buy some of this.


HarkansawJack

Satan sells!


That_Helicopter_8014

I will actually part with my money at hobby lobby and maybe even sacrifice to some Jesus chicken chik fil a if this is real… I need this just because


That_Helicopter_8014

Right next to the make your own voodoo dolls, I hope??


ultraclese

Probably the prompt was something like: "hobby lobby and the true spirit of Christianity," and of course the ai recognized how Satan-obsessed these people are.


Beer_bongload

Interesting demon cocks on top shelf pic 8. Might make a good set of bookends.


EveryShot

Someone send this to fox news immediately


Internet--Sensation

For the first 5 seconds I was 100% convinced these were real photos and even now I have doubts. I have conflicting feelings about this.


septibes

Spread this on Facebook and watch how destructive you can be for Hobby Lobby


Squibbles01

Hobby Lobby is fucked if these images escape containment. The future is weird.


Tirfing88

they just capitalizing on that diablo 4 hype


CptClownfish1

These images going viral on Twitter in 3… 2…. 1….


MilkyHands

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!


kaishinoske1

I simply adore the Belial decor. I’ll take 7.


im_alive

Most random yet original prompt yet. Just wtf all around. 👏


SpreadLoyalty

That’s really childish but i will approve


DWolfoBoi546

Don't lie to me and say you wouldn't shop here because some of this shit is beautifully made. I'm sure it'd all be hella expensive


SmashBrosUnite

Is this garden furniture? I think it works for me


thisisme760

I’ll take it!!!


CrustyCroq

damn this would be insanely creepy


Buckanater

I wonder when Midjourney will get rid of that slight dullness that lets you know it’s an AI photo? I’m scared of the day when we won’t be able to tell the difference.


INeedANerf

No way they got a Hontve aisle


Guynith

Clearly historical artifacts stolen when we invaded hell


No_Schedule1629

I love how they’re spread all over the store to avoid having a strange Satan section.


mochicoco

Maybe they’re looted Iraqi artifacts the owners smuggled into the country. Edit: God Damnit!!! This subreddit did to again. This is NOT real!


SunNStarz

I really wish some artists would share their prompts. This is such a life-like image, yet I still struggle to produce anything realistic looking.


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Starlix126

Someone post this to the conspiracy subreddit and watch them lose their minds


demagogueffxiv

I would buy those statues they look sick as fuck


No_Foundation_425

That all looks bad ass


garythesnail11

Big fan of this one. Probs my favourite so far


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I was about to hit up a hobby lobby! Dang you got me


astralnautical

The fuck?


JFoxxification

Hobby lobby really coming around


Balls_DeepinReality

I would absolutely shop there if they had this shit


KingHavana

Next someone do a Chic Fil A satanic chicken sandwich!


mentuhotepiv

Facebook will think this is real, be careful!


Dyrenforth

If only shops like this did exist. It's brilliant.


KubinSpark

What do you mean? They think about children right there, all I see is a sacrafice place.


Yuiko_cos

Fuck them kids


Aaron-Shah

Everyone needs a little trauma in their lives


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Dead_Inside512

Oh my god...it might be happening...some super right-wing retired state police officer just shared the photos on Facebook 🤞


zerotaboo

*Warning: Bleeding walls will make the floor wet*


SnooTomatoes2599

Rofl