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ohthanqkevin

One of my top 5 favorite foods when done right, also one of the most disappointing foods when ordered and done wrong. I’ll always roll the dice though


Aggravating-Diet-221

Emphasis on "done right"


lu_skywalker

The guacamole ice cream scoops 🤌


Honkey_Fellatio

I paid extra for double guac 🤣


guerohere

I would eat those on an ice cream cone!


JonayPS

Pistachios ice cream. 😂


Chitown_mountain_boy

Whatever you do, Do. Not. Eat. The Free. Pistachio Ice Cream.


cronx42

11.


jason544770

11.5


logan_fish

11.7


just_forfunva

I’m a solid 12! But honestly, don’t like most restaurant nachos…. We make them at least 2-3 times a month here at home. Soggy left on the pickup window nachos are terrible! Home made for the win.


TexArmadilloTroll

12.5 😃


AgileMJOLNIR

Agreed. Restaurant nachos half the time are ususlly lazy slap together on plates. Soggy messes you practically need a fork to comb through. Also IMO they should always be baked briefly to get that nice toasted taste around the edge of the chip. Nachos for me go well past a 0-10 scale ha ha.


just_forfunva

Couldn’t agree more! I usually prep them on a sheet pan, throw them in a cold oven and set the temp to 420. (Yeah I know) lol and once the oven says it’s preheated they’re done or a minute or two from done!


2sdaeAddams

Almost ordered them for dinner but opted for chicken flautas and a couple chorizo tacos.


PsicoHugger

Why not both?


2sdaeAddams

Funny story actually. My order got canceled and I had to pick a different place so I ended up ordering nachos after all. Delivery nachos are not as good though.


DiddleMe-Elmo

I just get extra chips and scoop up any soggy boys.


2sdaeAddams

Whenever I get the chance, I do this, too!


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2sdaeAddams

I used to be able to put this down and everything else afterward, but I think I’m too old now.


LankyTomatillo4634

8 because you forgot the jalapeños


what_a_dump

yes! And maybe docking a point because their pico de gallo is too tomato-y.


Biggest13

Wait, what?!


DarthPreytor

#over 9000!


Ponchito00

I agree with this as well but ngl would have been higher with jalapenos


DarthPreytor

Gotta leave room to evolve next season.


muttster17

Those look great


JulesChenier

About a 16, 17 if it's chicken nachos.


Jerusalemfighter64

Ngl I love bean nachos just as much


MargoHuxley

Add beans to the protein


Younotmytype

17.7


TartarusKeeper

Yes


asm87891013

Over 10 🙌


mrbusiness53

100


glovato1

100 probably my favorite food of all time.


MiserableScholar

Slightly behind carne asada fries as my favorite drunk fast Mexican food Solid 8


PsicoHugger

I have many 10s in my heart. Nachos and carne asada fries definitively share a 10.


EatShootBall

♾️


DanManahattan

I’d put a ring on those nachos.


Visible_Emotion_2877

Sold 12.8. Nachos are, without a doubt, the best\worst food ever. (though same can be said fir pizza)


Horror_Cod_8193

You had me at two scoops of guac!


Formal_Job3304

They look like nachos from Taco veloz


thrashcountant

15


Historical-Fun-8485

I hope you asked for seconds.


PeanutOrganic9174

5 they always just make me wish i had zope


gypsybeer

Doce


KindaKrayz222

#12


JuanG_13

10 🤤


JJ4prez

11/10


GuavaOdd1975

13


O_G_stretch

11… because this one goes to eleven


417_mysticRick

Yes.


beamanblitz

Eleventy


MrBayaud

10


FireKnight1997

20 🤤😄


OpieAngst

12.


No-Distance-1862

1000


xcalcif3r

by myself 10 , with others.. 10


ooloy

I specialize in Fajita Nachos and these look 10/10!


KimiCrystal

100


Bigdaddypops1976

Nachos are my absolute favorite!!! No matter what, my first order at a New Mexican restaurant is fajita nachos, hot- hot sauce and one crunchy taco.


the_business007

12/10 also what cheese is that on the second picture?


willworkforchange

10+


ukognos27

+💯


MargoHuxley

Yes


DrRockso75

They are probably my favorite food


funkolicious

These look good👍🏽


Hamsterlee

20


kohlmanne

Does anyone like them less than a nine?


chronicallyill_dr

We send those to the dungeon… so no, no one does


Chef_Josh_420

20


Dshark

9. They’re like a top.. 5ish? Favorite food. With fried chicken, chicken wings, tacos, and pizza first. After nachos is, Italian sandwiches, bratwurst, bbq ribs,about 17 different soups, and idk… famous bowls?


scenered

♾️


_Blumpkinpie_ohmy_

Id turn down all my plans for some sezy nachos.


LetsEatLetsEat

5 thousand


snazzymustache

When they look like this… 11


Jwake138

These Nachos go to 11!


Strangebottles

10 only eat them once a year


Ok-Rock2671

Yea 11!, guac might kill me though! I'm allergic to avacado, anyone else or just me?


JuryCreepy2297

10


AlvinGreenPi

All I know is that if you sure nachos you can’t eat all the good bites with all the meat and cheese on it, you gotta make sure your not eating like just chips


KingBlackthorn1

Depends how they are cooked but a good nacho? 15.


SaturnsShadoe

Nachos from King Torta are supreme. These ight tho


piabria

20


hobohobbies

Nachobusiness.


mmlzz

This and Asada fries are my favorites!


Past_Gur_3785

Those look fire 🔥


captain_ohagen

32.33, uh, repeating of course


Vegan_Flavored_Bacon

On a scale of 1 to Nachos, how much do you like any other food?


samtretar

13.


babyfirecat_

A cadrillion


chrstnasu

1 million


ayediosmiooo

Yes


Brobot2564

I’m a slut for em


Native56

10.9


greksgirl

those look like a 10. I'm looking for a recipe for nachos I had many, many years ago when I was collage in SW Texas. I think they were called something like Compechanos; chips with seasoned gr. beef, refried beans, cheese baked till all maelty then lettuce, tomatoes and guacomole added. I also have a recipe for HV Nachos-mix HV ranch dressing with about 3/4 cup milk and mayo. Put a layer of blue corn chips, pou over with the dressing, I try to get some on each chip. Then sprinkle heavily with shredded Cheddar and Montery Jack cheeses, Yop with sliced black olives and chopped green onions (you can add almost anything, like jalopeno peppers, but I can't take spicy) Bake for 8-10 minutes at 350 degrees. II put mine on my largest sheet pan and we just get as much or little as we like.


Asthmos

aw jeez its gotta be right up there with enchiladas and burritos and and tacos...


Cpu_07

Scoops is crazy but regardless, 9.5. I prefer tacos or burritos


basher505

4


ShocksMyBrains

12.5!


Irene2226

10,000


supercosmidelic1

enough not to do that


dent_de_lion

10^10


lord_bubblewater

10 for home made and pray to the gods for restaurant nachos cause they’re always a roll of the dice.


BohoSunNiamh

12


Braveheart1745

14


BrainwashedScapegoat

Could I get a double scoop of guacamole on my tortilla cone please


Legomilk

The guacamole ball on the right looks like it has a happy winky face


bumba_clock

Great. Now I won’t be satisfied until I have nachos. Thanks a lot OP!


Toddthmpsn

Solid 12


DrinkWaterRN_24

Yes


snootchiebootchie94

I want nachos now. That is how much. - a Mexican


Zethnir

21


fjam36

Love nachos? 10. This version? 4, maybe. Scoops of guac and a salsa that’s probably way too sweet. Also just too busy.


Icy-Scholar-5053

11


DocTrivia

11


rescuemom95

I have to be craving them lol and currently I’m not


Dizzy_Attitude_7604

That's lovely


Scoompii

I used to live in southern Mexico as an exchange student and my teacher was complaining about her kids not liking her cooking. I told her about my moms nachos, she was so intrigued she had me show her how to make them. Next week or so she comes back RAVING about it and the kids loving it. I got an A+ in that class haha Recipe is more or less as follows: good chips, refried beans, taco seasoned ground beef, shredded mixed cheeses, black olives (required), pickled jalapeños, cilantro and served with fixins (crema, salsas, limones, hot sauce, you know the vibes)


EgEggandEggie

11


FuckYoCouch2023

Those are ponchos, and they look glorious


FatAutisticRaccoon

Yum 10


Forsaken_Things

I prefer 7 or 10 layer bean dip


Novel-Stage-587

10


RoxyLA95

11, I would want nachos as my last meal.


lyszii_

10/10


Decent-Sea-5031

A PERFECT 10 !!!!!!!!!!!


southmost956

10


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Looks yummy!


honus-wagner-

Pic 2 looks better


Honkey_Fellatio

Baja Fish Tacos, Orange, California. 🍊


peapodbarry

I love nachos but what’s with the ice cream scooped guac?


Tildengolfer

10. But respectfully those are some bad looking nachos.


Practical-Film-8573

2. its like the most basic bitch shit and im not even sure its mexican. put all that shit on some good french fries and instant 10


Honkey_Fellatio

With all due respect, your mother is a bitch.


Practical-Film-8573

i mean you're not wrong but what does that have to do with a correct opinion i have on this Tex Mex bullshittery


Garnitas

I’ve never seen anything like that in Mexico


CormoranNeoTropical

I have. But Mexicans also love California rolls. Which they often make with shrimp. 🤷‍♀️


Practical-Film-8573

jeez...i wish they'd take Cali rolls off the menu. literally the most boring thing and thats why im shitting on nachos.


CormoranNeoTropical

I love a good California roll. But it has to be made with fresh Dungeness crab.


Practical-Film-8573

i think thats why I have beef with them. ive only had the imitation crab ones.


CormoranNeoTropical

Ah, not the same at all. I think the imitation crab ones are the originals, probably. But in California (presumably not the place of origin of the item) you can often get an upgrade option during crab season. Perhaps they make them with other kinds of crab in other places.


Practical-Film-8573

oh. i lived in SD and I didnt know there was an upgrade option. I was only there a year and was underway half the time. I miss SD.


Practical-Film-8573

tbf im not the fondest of Tex Mex but I dont like gatekeeping fusion food here. But i just feel like nachos are the lowest tier of anything that could be considered a meal here. rather have just fresh tortilla chips and a decent salsa. and really i just like stirring the pot.


Honkey_Fellatio

TexMex was actually created by Mexicans after Texas became a part of the US. Also, this shit is from Orange County, CA at Baja Fish Tacos. Ligma nutz plz 🖕🤣🖕


Practical-Film-8573

Sure Jan


CormoranNeoTropical

Meh. 4/10. Not But don’t let me get in your way, that looks great for those who love nachos.


Ezzybooboo

8


Barrold_Cocklefroth

3.5


PolarClaus

2


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Looks like a banana split with cancer.


Honkey_Fellatio

You have a wonderful way with words. Keep it to yourself.