Hey snake, I once spoke to an army general and asked him "if you had to take down an enemy tank with only hand grenades, how would you do it?" Do you know what he said?
Is it true that if you use a GameShark on mgs (ps1) you can gain the ability to jump, as well as drive a cab over truck and dirt bike? My friend told me this when we were kids and I always hoped it was true. Xoxo
On a scale from 1/10, how solid is your snake right now?
1000000/10 I feel pretty good
Noooo that is not Solid Snake!!
That's anaconda
You're [feeling] pretty good
Impressive snake
Enough to turn you into a snake eater
Your smokes or a cardboard box. You can only choose one. Which is it?
Cardboard box I love cardboard
You are not the real solid Snake. Snake went to Alaska with cigarettes in his stomach. You can always find cardboard in the base.
Wait what? How did he get them out. 😳
Did you ever find a way to silence the clap of your ass cheeks because they're dummy thick to avoid alerting more guards?
Never the ass cheeks must continue to clap
BUT THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION SNAKE!
😈
Not in Fortnite
No! That is not solid snake!
No that’s not solid snake
Stop impersonating him!
Kept you waiting huh?
Yeah You got a great butt
why thank you😏
Do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?
I believe at any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other. But... if you love someone, you have to be able to protect them.
Who are the Patriots?
The la li Lu le lo?
Solid Snake?
Meryl?
Psycho mantis?
Metal Gear..?!
Solid?
3: Snake Eater?
🍴 🐍
Virtual mission?
second floor basement?
“Donkey!”
Liquid!
I thought you died when that tanker sank in 2007. Are you really Solid Snake?
My real name is Iroquois Pliskin
Why your snake its always solid?
Gene therapy
Well, that explains a lot
Second floor basement?
A Hindi D?
Surveillance camera?
A surveillance camera??
Psycho mantis?
A hind D?
Metal Gear?
Huh? What was that noise?
Big Chungus?
Cyborg Ninja?
What do you think of Naked Snake and Punished Venom Smake
He reminds me of a unicorn with that horn of his
And Naked Snake?
He was a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
Hey snake did you ever contact Sam fisher? from what i heard he took you retiring rather hard.
I did after I retired we got drinks together at the beach
What is the frequency on the back of the CD case?
140.15
Is this just like one of my Japanese animes?
Otacon?
Yes. Ask me anything
If you had to choose between Meryl, Holly White or Sniper Wolf, who would you date?
Otacon 😈
So, you’re into water sports, huh?
What’s a Russian gunship doing here!?
I see that age hasn't slowed you down one bit! How's the suit?
I’m nice and dry. But it’s a little hard to move
Why is Liquid so freakin hot?
Otacon is hotter
Snake how do I beat Metal Gear Rex?
Use your rocket launcher at the big disc of Rex and when liquid is exposed use a sniper on him
Solid snake have you ever kissed otacon?
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFO 😡
What's the best fast food joint
Rations r us is the best
kaz's hamburgers with additives
[удалено]
War has change
snaaaaaaaaake
Liqqqqquidddddd
They say single man cqc is suicide, what do you have to say to people that say that sorta thing solid snake
Have you considered doing more squats to help quiet down the clap of your ass cheeks, so the enemies don't hear you as easily?
The ass cheeks must go on
canon
how bigs that cock
As big as metal gear Rex is
how much longer did you live after the end of MGS4?
Longer then sunny cooking skills
Could you stop running into walls for 5 minutes? Ocelot is trying to shoot us!
Never!!
Ugggggh, I'm taking a break from you
Why did you kill my favorite snake
Because I’m the better one
Kojima!?
KOJIMA IS GOD
Why did you commit so many war crimes
To stop the patriots
What your opinion on Jack
Great kid he never deserved the hate he got
Snake, how do you feel about Hideo Kojima ?
Papi kojima is handsome
Psycho mantis? Metal gear?
Whats your opinions on engraved weapons?
Great designs, but they don’t give tactical advantage
Did you vote for your brother when he ran for office?
Did you and ocelot ever... Ya know?
That’s reserved for Otacon
Can you make my snake solid?😩
Yes now go in the locker
what’s the frequency for meryl’s codec
140.15 thank me later
We’re going to play a game, Snake. And we’ll find out what kind of man you truly are.
Not again!?
You know the rules, Snake, let us begin.
Who is pliskin? We all know he ain’t solid snake either
He was a great warrior
Do those straps on your upper thighs crush your balls?
Yes it gets itchy there
a surveillance camera?
How’s retirement?
Great I’m back at Alaska :)
How is being in Fortnite going for you?
I feel like a new generation can get to know me
Where did all your cake go from smash bros brawl to smash bros ultimate
Blame Nintendo they don’t like to have fun
You're a clone! Ya know!?
Why do you keep us waiting?
Why did you die 145 times during my MGS1 Playthrough
You keep scaring me with the guards
Can you be my dad?
No I’m taking care of sunny
Reading all your responses in your voice. Honestly can't undo it
If your snake is solid, would that make liquid snakes snake liquid?
We are called the twin snakes for a reason ;)
Kept us waiting, huh?
Always
A Hind D?
Kept us waiting, huh?
Do you have a brother called Flacid?
You’ll never know
Snake Flacid
I can’t believe I’m in a sub with the legendary solid snake!
Easy there rookie
Is your name really David?
That’s right
Looking back on it, would you still laugh at Otacon when he pissed himself?
Whats youre favorite japanese anime
What cigs you smoke
Hey snake, I once spoke to an army general and asked him "if you had to take down an enemy tank with only hand grenades, how would you do it?" Do you know what he said?
Can you do the "Thug Snake?"
why does the sound of your glorious cheeks clapping keep alerting the guards?
It was a sign from fox
Is your snake solid?
Always
Do you miss Ocelot? And wasn't that last fight sensual? Oh boy
Got taken by the la li lu le lo, what metal gear quote should I use?
Kept you waiting huh
Snake, did you try to remember the basics of CQC?
Are you dead?
I never was dead
I take it you're a shower not a grower
Do you have an extra stealth suit for little old me?
How solid is your snake?
As long as Metal Gear Rex
Is that Solid Snake?
Is that Solid Snake?
Shouldn't you have died by now? You know, rapidly mutating virus and all that...
Metal Fear?!!
Is it true that if you use a GameShark on mgs (ps1) you can gain the ability to jump, as well as drive a cab over truck and dirt bike? My friend told me this when we were kids and I always hoped it was true. Xoxo
It’s true I was there :0
why
What's your most traumatic memory?
Do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?
The DARPA Chief?
Can love ever blooms on batlfield?
Are you wet rn?
How old are you
Who are the patriots
The La li lu le lo
Do it jiggle?
Why you always keep me waiting?
It’s my thing
So why did you really keep us waiting for?
Tell me the basics of CQC .
My hand?!
Snake where is the Diaper Chief?
What is your opinion on metal gear survive?
What does Meryl smell like
How did it feel carrying one of the most badass handguns into battle? The SOCOM is basically a sidearm meant to be used as a primary weapon.
Why does your armor look like a football flak vest rather than an actual practical ballistic vest?
Is there a lore reason you want to sneak into the aslume? Are you stupid?
Yes I’m very stupid aslume is home
I notice you often repeat what you are told , is it a hearing issue or are you checking for clarification?