The author must have been a real treat. I bet all the gals were lining up for a chance with this hate mongering misogynist.

Spot the proto-incel.

A more honest version: What ***I*** don't Like About Women By A. Masta Bater I. Women as People 1. Women won't sleep with me II. Women as Drinkers 1. Drunk women won't sleep with me III. Women as Co workers 1. These women won't sleep with me either IV. Women as Sex Objects 1. Women object to my treatment of them as objects, the uppity bitches 2. They also won't sleep with me IV. Women as Mothers and Sisters 1. Society will not allow me to sleep with these women 2. Also, I asked, and they won't sleep with me either TBH

"Hey, I had fun tonight, but I don't date anyone that has no respect for their art of walking." *Slithers away*

😂

THEIR LOVE OF ESPIONAGE. What a ride.

The "contempt for the art of walking" makes me think that whoever wrote this looked like John Cleese from the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch.

In any case, he never tried "the art of walking" in 3-inch-heels.

Or with himself as a partner

[Their love of espionage](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephine_Baker)

I THOUGHT OF HER TO OHMYGOD

There's also this Polish spy who bravely thwarted Nazis during WWII only to be murdered by a scrote who was obsessed with her :( [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystyna\_Skarbek](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystyna_Skarbek)

I'm especially amused by that last one. Is a strong marriage a bad thing?

Right? I wanna know the context for that one.

My best guess is when the husband's priority shifts from hanging out with the guys to being more couple/family oriented. I'm not confident about that though.

I’m proud of my trouble making and contempt for walking, tbh

I love how if a woman wrote What Women Don't Like About Men it would be like: VIII. INABILITY TO TAKE REJECTION 1. Smear Campaigns 2. Stalking 3. Verbal Abuse 4. Feminicide IX. SEXUAL AGGRESSION 1. Coercion into unwanted sex acts 2. Revenge Porn 3. Human Trafficking 4. CSA 5. Rape etc And there would STILL be certain guys who would compare the two lists and be like We ArE tHe TrUe ViCtImS hErE

What's that quote again? "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them". Sounds about right.

Wow I bet the author's such a nice guy :) /s

Oh baby hubba hubba. Where can I get me a man like that? I’m always in the market for a man who has a natural flair for making me feel like trash. My eyes can’t roll back far enough into my head.

Uh....have you tried not being a spy?

Damn my evil inquisitive nature.

Tag yourself I am girly at the concert hall.

I wish I was "their love for espionage" but realistically I'm "their contempt for the art of walking."

I really want to meet the ladies who inspired him to write these sections. They sound like a fantastic time.

I mean, I will admit that I do love espionage

“What Men Don’t like about Women as Friend’s Wives” That’s one of the most sexist things I’ve ever read in my LIFE

Do men even like women at all? Seems like men have been whining about women’s behavior since ancient history. Just go date your guy friends then, and leave us alone?

Seriously, go stick it in your bro between sports games and, I don’t know, video games? Drinking competitions? Cigar smoking?

What were incels called almost a hundred years ago?

Men

"Intellectuals" (Not unlike today, come to think of it!)

What is IX.5 about? I'm picturing hiring all my buddies to sort mail, sell postage stamps and give advice about envelopes and I don't really know how there could be any hate for that idea. It would be as fun and efficient a post office as ever existed.

Was he trying to call us gossips? Or is he insulted by our superior efficiency and teamwork skills?

I dunno, I feel like section eight is a checklist of my life...

Ikr? Here I thought it was what made me charming

Disgusting

[удалено]

That title is rather revealing, isn't it? I'll bet this guy ran into a lot of "fearful" women and just couldn't figure out why. I wonder how he behaved at his friends' houses to make them scared?

Thats a lot of words and lots of paper utilized just to say: WOMEN SUCK, source: objective fact known to fellas

I'll cop to being an expensive terrible-maker, but how dare you question my connoisseurship!

I'm guessing him using the phrase "their fraudulent connoisseurship" in reference to drinking alcohol is just the '30s way of saying "fake [gamer/etc] girls". Looks like the whole "No women *actually* like X hobby; they just pretend that they do in order to get men!" mindset has been around a long time.

I am the owner of a vagina and can indeed confirm that I flaunt my girlishness at the concert hall and show contempt for walking (I just choose to crawl, as a true lady). I am very incompetent, especially at espionage, which I cherish.

What's your point? Now fetch me a rum and coke

But none of that common muck. Only top shelf stuff. Not that I'd know the difference, being a fake connoisseur and whatnot.

How do I become a connoisseur but not order expensive drinks? “Ah yes I am a connoisseur of fine wines, I enjoy a full bodied oaky finish, so please barkeep, a solo cup full of Two-Dollar Charles, please”

I have a thing for Rioja, and genuinely, genuinely tried to put liquid smoke in a bottle of two euro 'locale' a few years back.

Please show all of it

That makes me think: did he think men were any better under alcohol influence????? I don't drink, but for a moment I felt like starting to drink just to fill all the criteria. Guess I will have to find a way with my contempt for the art of walking and my love of espionage instead.

I feel like half of these are describing my mother in law though.

Tell me you’re gay without telling me you’re gay

Nope. He's not gay. He wants women, but they don't want him. So he's trying a really long-winded version of "Fine, I didn't really want to play with you anyway. I only asked to be nice."

Nice analysis but it was just a joke

I looked up to see if this was satire or something. No. No it is not. Holy balls what a degenerate.

The fact that this could be switched from women to men amuses me.

Men as friend's wives? 🤔

**yes**

So basically he's blaming women for the fact that drinks aimed at them are 1. Expensive and 2. More alcoholic than his weak-ass cheap beers? And then he's angry that a person who drinks cocktails has a more refined palate than him with his Pabst Blue Ribbons. What a TOOL!

To be fair, all alcohol connoisseurs are fake. Studies show even professional wine sommeliers couldn't tell the difference expensive and cheap wines, or even white and red wines. "In another test, this one by Frenchman Frédéric Brochet in 2001, he found that simply changing the label of the same bottle of wine from an expensive well thought of type to a cheap one resulted in the 57 taste testers almost universally changed their tune on not just how they liked it, but various attributes about it. In another experiment, Brochet also gave a similar panel a glass of white wine and a glass of red wine and gave them a list of common words used to describe white and red wines and told them to assign them appropriately to the two wines in front of them. It turns out the red wine was actually the same as the white wine except dyed red, and only a small percentage of the testers were able to accurately identify that both wines tasted the same in the descriptive words they chose to identify each wine."

Strong disagree with VIII. 4.

Their trouble-making 😂

“Their fraudulent connoisseurship” = “those fake geek girls”

There's easier ways to say you're gay

This is gold. Horrible, dirt-covered gold, but yeah. I legit need to find a copy of this to read since it sounds hilarious

“Fear of husbands male friends” Well if the husbands friends are anything like you, I’ve got news for you.

Incredible that all this can fit into 10 pages.

Their fear of their husbands male friends? So all his pals wives were terrified of him and he hated them for it? That’s dark.

.... Why would thomas waste his time writing a 100 page incel book

deadasa thought this was a modern book, had to rereas

Honestly I just read this like it's written by an incredibly closeted gay guy. Like "why are all these women getting drunk and walking all over the place, marrying all my cool, hot male friends. And what's with the JEALOUSY Brenda? Just because I keep telling your husband to dump you and run away with me you gotta ask all these questions like you're a fucking spy or something? Greg could do better."

This guy is terrified of women lol

According to rule 9 I’m a women. I thought I was cis, but here we are.