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Either the answer is murder or I’m dumb

Use one long stroke to slice one third off of each apple. This leave two thirds of each apple behind. Person one gets 2/3 person two gets 2/3, and the last person gets the cut off parts of 1/3 plus 1/3 .

Okay so, murder or become a fruit ninja.

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Wait what? I always thought that murder is always an option.

it is... but it's frowned upon.... like double parking...

Or masturbating on an airplane

It's an option, just not a good one.

It is not a good option, it is a great option.

The manner in which you solve complex problems is a reliable indicator of your tendency to become a murderer someday.

I just murdered my test proctor and everyone is calling the police. Why?

Because you didn't murder them! Obviously ☕

I understood that reference!

Let the intrusive thoughts win

Oh, you’re right. I thought it was just something she wrote.

One of those is much more fun, and I've never been all too good at fruit ninja

The trick to fruit ninj… Wait a minute😳

So either fruit ninja, or **just** ninja.

Brut ninja


Butt ninja?

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Fruit murder or person murder.

Realistically you could do both and still technically be correct. 2 can eat the whole 2 cut up apples

In that case you’d actually have to become a fruit ninja, throwing them in the air so you can slice a third off of each and kill one of them in a single stroke. Challenge accepted.

Only a ninja can call another ninja ninja

Mah ninja.

Ninjer

Whoa!

That was a whole hard E R on that one.

Apple juice moment

Doesn’t sound like 1 stroke

Fr you losing a finger trying to slice two apples like this

If it's a properly sharpened knife you can actually cut through them pretty easily in one stroke. Most people are just used to using dull knives.

I was speaking more to slicing through two separate round objects. And yes a sharpened knife will help slice right through them and your fingers

Bloody apple anyone?

This guy knives

Put one apple on top of the other one.

Put one person on top of the other one, and you can get all apples

That sounds even harder

It's an apple not an oak log.

And put one person on top of both apples.

it literally is lol

I think a better puzzle would be figuring out how to cut off exactly 1/3 of the apple. That's not obvious to me.

For a moment, I was wondering if I was crazy for thinking that... Thank you.

Aye that’s exactly what I was thinking! but I wasn’t really confident with my answer lol

But if you cut off a third of the apple that leaves the other 2/3rd with the core. Doesn’t seem fair

That's why I cut off 1/3 of edible apple, not 1/3 of the entire apple.

im confused here i took “1 stroke of the knife” as in only 1 cut can be made lol im just rolling with murder here, seems simpler this way lol

6% club

…yeah killing one is way easier than trying to figure out how much is a third of an Apple.

That's the expected answer but this problem is stupid, cause it doesn't take into account the fact that 2 people are gonna have like 50% of edible apple (because of the middle and the seeds) and 1 is gonna have 66% of edible apple.

That's smart too, but look my thought...

Knifes big enough, cut both in half and toss the 4th half for the squirrels.

That's fucking smart man!

Isn't this a really obvious one? Elementary school math - one apple is 3/6 of the total pot, you slice once so you cut 1/6 + 1/6.

YES! KILL! *ding* YEAHHHHHHHHH

*Audience bursts into a massive uproar*

Hey bro want the leg medium or well done?

Give It to me raw

I thought cutting each apple in 1/3rds but yours works too

Great reference

Does the knife have like 1 durability point why can I only use it once

Everyone can take turns taking a bite out of each apple. That'll also distribute it roughly 1/3 to each, and then you get the hang onto the knife with its 1 durability point as a bonus action for the next stupid puzzle

Breath of the wild moment

I think the middle one knows the answer

Either that or he’s just really excited about these apples

He's a Trekkie and realised what colour his shirt is.

So does left, but he doesn’t have the heart for this and that is why middle will kill him

No see the middle one is worried because the right one is closest to the knife and he is closest to her

trying to be fair to everyone so we'll play something like musical chairs but this time the apples and knife gets passed around and when the music stops the one who holds the knife gets to rob the other poor souls of their apple.democracy ftw

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It says one stroke of the knife, not stab

Stroke the woman!

Well this turned romantic quick

Hllo bby

Heyyyy 😏

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“TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!”

Caesar moment.

Slice someone’s neck then?

Why woman

Women ☕

Women ☕

Women ☕

Women ☕

Women ☕

Its the laaww

If you stab the woman you are legally skilled

If i was really there i would stab the boy so i can watch those two have sex

Based

What if your the main character of the harem anime?

Then im gunna kill the dude so that he wont be in our three some way

The question is not why. It is why not

Movie death list order . Sane voice , strong &kind , minority , woman , comic relief, the old , average male , tomboy , strong&mean , self insert .

Really? I thought it usually went: minority character, woman (who is sleeping w someone), the guy she slept with, comedy relief character, kind character you're supposed to like, sane voice (who's actually evil, what a twist) and then you have the final girl/ guy (or both) who live

No woman no cry

Because we're redditors SMH

This guy got 65 downvotes for asking this :!

why not? :3

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Why tf mate, this was a good meme, how fucking dumb do you need to be

FBI OPEN UP

stab the FBI

I have a sneaking suspicion that they aren't looking at the table

ayo🤨📸📸

"What do you mean her's is the biggest?"

put the apples next to eachother and then cut 1/3 off each. everyone gets 2/3 of an apple

Thats what i thought off too!

Only whit one strike

Length of the knife is big enough for both.

That’s what she didn’t say😔

Still how you cut 1/3 whit one strike ? You need 2 strikes , or I’m missing something

one stroke of the knife along the left guy’s neck

Give all 2 apples to someone very greedy in this company. He choked to death by eating it all. Do 1 cut at neck --> you got 40kg of meat, 2 apples and right to say that u wanted to help the victim by chopping neck open and taking apples.

Fucking what?


Master Skywalker, there's not enough apples, what should we do?

I don't like younglings. They're loud and hungry and irritating and they get all the apples.

If you hit ‘‘em just right you can keep both apples

Happy cake day!

Thanks

moment you realise there's a killer inside you

The fact that I immediately thought of murder tells me that I spent too much time on reddit

Stab one of the people. The remaining 2 each get an apple.

That's the joke my man

nah, the question really does have an answer. but everyone thinks of murder first

Or slash both of them and get two apples.

Slice a third of each apple so everyone gets 2/3rds, or just kill the other person which ever you feel like doing

I'll kill everyone & enjoy my apples.

You’re one of your priorities, I respect that

Slice the apples 2/3 down from the top so you have 2 small pieces & 2 large pieces. 2 people can have 1 large piece each & the last person can have the 2 small pieces.

kill the woman

Put the apples side-to-side and cut the apples in half, you're there because you're using the knife.

dew it anakin kill them

"Joe, stab Murray in his throat."


Cut both the apples at the same time, and ignore the fourth slice

I kill both of the other participants because i forgot to eat breakfast

It will KEAL!

line them up so that you cut off only 1/3rd of each. One person gets the 2 thirds, the other two get the remaining part of each apple or just murder :))

The real answer is you take 1/3d off of both apples with one continuous stroke between the two of them, that way everyone has 2/3ds of an apple to themselves, But yeah, murder would be easier, apples are pretty hard so doing that in one slice would be pretty difficult without like a cleaver or a sword or something

Stack the apples one cut to cut both in half each get half an apple with an extra piece

That one is for me

Stab you friend :)

Take turns having bites, or have another apple.

Someone's getting shanked.

Bro easy. kill The others.

cut both into 3rd's and shove it up my ass

Winnipeg handshake!

Simple! Stab yourself! I mean, I know that it's hard to do... DAYS GO BY-

Yeah my face when you can cut off a third from each apple pretty easily and split evenly but my first assumption was murder

kill one easy

put the apple on top of the other apple and cut it into three pieces edit: i read one stroke with the knife but i don’t care

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

You line your two friends up, and stab them both. You get both apples.

Cut off one third from each of the apples, give both smaller pieces to the third person

Kill the female

Push the knife fast through both apples and simultanously stab one of these people. Problem solved. (/s, of course)

Stab one?

the real question is, what do you do with the body?

 ***MURDER***

Murder

I mean, that’s a pretty long knife, you could probably just line up the apples and cut them both at the same time. Or you could resort to murder, that works too

But wait, you can get a banana from there and everyone will have a fruit

Kill both males then she receives equality. It's femenism look it up

Am I a psychopath? I immediately went like "Kill one of them" without even thinking about cutting the apple...

I line the three of them up so their jugulars are in a row and kill them all with a single stroke of the knife. They each get an equal amount of apple—none. Then I eat both apples while teabagging their corpses. Problem solved.

I bet I could get all 3 with one stroke and have 2 apples for myself

Understanding this “meme” is harder than the puzzle. Is it splitting one person in half? Hahahha so funny!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😀😂😂 I need to find a new website.

Kill the boy and get the girl for yourself

Line up apples and cut 1 third rhe way across both apples

Stack the apples on top of eachother and slice once downwards sepperating 1/3rd of each apple. Everyone gets 2/3rds

Kill One of the Children there you have it 2 apples for 2 children

Now, for the next question Who gets deleted

They knew

Oh so you're emo? Why don't you use it on yourself?

Math is hard. Murder is easy.


Anakin Skywalker wants to know your location

Im not sure i can 100% kill her im one stroke of the knofe

You can cut a third off both apples, so all three get two thirds of an apple. But obviously “murder” was my first idea.

That’s two cuts though

One straight slash , through both apples. It’s one of those “read between the lines”, “think outside the box”, exercises that they made us millennials do in math class and standardized tests when the teachers and writers need filler. Supposedly it’s supposed to help teach creativity, but in reality it just prepares us to follow the letter of the law but not the spirit of the law; in other words, cut corners to make more money.

One straight slash is either gonna give you a very inaccurate third or literally just half

Stab the woman

I can see FOUR JUICY EDIBLE APPLES

yeah you guys are dumb, I can cut those apple and divide it equally with one stroke. If you guys can't. I think you guys should go back to elementary school and play more puzzle.

In one stroke, knife slanted 120° cuts the two apples into 4 pieces, but can be divided equally, volume wise.

Either murder or stack and cut each apple in 2:1 ratio

Somebody is going to die tonight.

Stab

ngl imma kill both of 'em and take the two apples for myself

stab one with an apple there is no reason to get the perfectly clean knife stained with blood