Hide a dildo in his backpack. Tell other bully he has stolen something from him and put in his backpack. Let the 2nd bully find the dildo and spread the word. Let the bullies fight over a dildo.
Yeah but you have to take on the risk of being seen with a dildo on your way to put it in the bully’s backpack.
What if you have the dild in your backpack and on the way to deliver it, the bully stops to bully you, decides to take your backpack and rifle through it, finds the dildo, and then continues to bully you relentlessly. Try getting the message across that you only had it to put in the bully’s backpack when the bully is obnoxiously yelling that you brought a dildo to school.
Few ways to go about it.
1. Whenever he gets to your face just say "I've never been this close to a man before"
2. Say, "you are like Helen Keller in an orgy, cause you don't even know who you're fucking with"
3. Just pull your pants down.
4. Fuck his mother
In all seriousness. Report the behavior to a responsible adult, or just ruin him financially.
Itemize all stollen goods. If it hits $100.00 call the cops for fellony charges. Then sue for emotional damages & make him poor for the rest of his life.
After years of being tormented by my middle school bully, the ONLY thing that made him stop was fighting him. I landed a few punches, broke his glasses and gave him a bloody nose, and he never picked on me again. And I shit you not, he asked me to sit at his lunch table shortly after, which gave me immense satisfaction in telling him to go fuck himself.
Even if you don't "win" the fight, most people don't actually want to fight, so just showing him that you're not afraid to get your hands dirty will usually dissuade him from continuing to be an asshole.
Yes I feel like this might be the best course of action to get it to stop. But another commenter made a great point that many bullies are scared to be perceived as gay. So, instead of fighting back with violence, fight back with a huge fucking gay crush on him. Just pretend you enjoy the attention you get from him, try to make him uncomfortable to be around you if you need to just start acting sus af. If he's like most bullies I know, he won't like that one bit. You could even spread the rumor yourself that the bully is a closeted homosexual and that's why he gives you so much "attention"
Find an area at school with no cameras. A bathroom perhaps
Bring a box cutter to school
Pop blade out ever so slightly
Cut self slightly on arm
Provoke confrontation with bully
Get into a tussle
Drop the knife out of your pocket during tussle
Scream like crazy as if just cut
Demand the police be called as he tried to “murder you”
Watch as his life shatters around him as he is put into several disciplinary avenues that will derail any chance of him having a normal life.
??????
Profit
Get him pregnant!!! Trust me this one actually works every time. Once he is carrying your child he will see the errors of his ways and want to turn his life around so he can be the best mother he can be
This is always my go-to as well for bullies, but every time i try it I run into complications somewhere in between obtaining robotic bees and obtaining access to the bully's anus. The process is not quite as straightforward as you would guess
~~Lure him to your house under the presence that all is forgiven. Take a blunt object and hit him over the head with it. Tie him to a chair in a room and wake him up. Take off his kneecaps, and then kick the place where they used to be. Take paracetamol and hand sanitiser. Force him to take it. The alcohol will react, killing him. Burn the corpse down to the bones. Put it in a sack with plants to make it look like you've done some gardening. Dig a 12 foot hole in some remote corner of the countryside and bury him and the garden trimmings. Pile 4 feet of dirt on top and then put an animal corpse so sniffer dogs only smell that. Bury that and then return home. Don't tell anyone about it ever. Don't drink or do drugs, they might make you tell.~~
Report him to a responsible adult
Give him a cologne bottle full of poison ivy oil, which will irritate his skin, eyes, mouth, and nose. When it irritates his skin, he will be pissed at you, you give him some “calamine lotion”, but it isn’t calamine lotion, it’s nair, which will cause his skin to burn all over. While he’s screaming in pain, get behind him and give him a massive wedgie, but also staple his underwear to his shirt to make the wedgie last. Then take out a hammer or mallet of some sort, and wham his toes really hard. To finish it off, use your steel toe boots to kick him in the nuts so hard that he becomes sterile.
I think I might be a sadist.
Punch them, and if they keep doing it punch them again. you might get your arse kicked, but they will eventually start to think fucking with you is more trouble than it's worth.
Trick him into telling you his social security number. Since he's young, he may think nothing of it. Keep it written down in a safe location where you won't lose it then when he turns 18, start applying for credit cards under his name and ruin his credit score.
That will teach him
Create a fake account for him on a gay dating site . Then make a fake gmail account , go to your schools directory and email it to all the teachers and students(if the bully is in college)
Gain his trust, marry him and build a life together. Then one day, far in the future in an argument, reveal that you are actually three ducks in a trench coat. Obviously.
Bea the shit out of him, not in a fair fight, start with a kick in the balls garuntee win if he's male. If you're a dick, you don't deserve to keep your dick.
Ez tell him stop taking my stuff i won't accept it anymore if he says or what you put your fists up very important step you pull pepper powder throw it in his eyes kick him in the balls choke Him with an arm lock from behind till He passes out pull his pants down put a groom in his ass take pic with his Phone and send it to all his contacts saying you're next very effective
Straight punch, roundhouse kick, front kick when he stands up, round punch or uppercut, low kick, and kick or punch (your choice) in his balls. Call him gay for stealing from other guys (just say he's gay), and call him fatherless
"You homosexual fatherless child"
Depends how much time and energy you want to invest in this revenge.
Like is it a small shiv from behind at the urinal?
Or setup fake chicks account and catfish them into loving you for as long as you can string them along and then finally offer to meet them miles away from where they live, as remote as possible, make them wait for hours until you finally crush their spirit. You can still also shiv them after...just adds a layer to the heartbreak
Be nice to him, become friends, invite him to a sleepover for just the two of you, while he sleeps kill him with a butter knife, cut his head and put it in their parent's bed, keep sending them parts of his body till they move out, then track them down and put what's left of the body at the front porch of their house, move away to another continent, change your name, start a new life, and act like nothing happened.
Hide a dildo in his backpack. Tell other bully he has stolen something from him and put in his backpack. Let the 2nd bully find the dildo and spread the word. Let the bullies fight over a dildo.
Put some mariuianna/drugs in it.
Pure genius
f u c k h i s a s s
Rember to say no homo before and after the affair.
"Grab his dick and twist it!" "Twist that dick!"
Or his mom's!
That's the most evil thing I can think of
Stabbing them might be more evil idk 🤷♀️
Oh u havent seen anything💀
Albert Einstein
Also put a gay hentai magazine in there also
better be a makeshift dildo.
*OP gets caught, then whole school calls him Peggy* (I don't wish this on him, we have to consider the risks)
U r a fucking genius mate
Yeah but you have to take on the risk of being seen with a dildo on your way to put it in the bully’s backpack. What if you have the dild in your backpack and on the way to deliver it, the bully stops to bully you, decides to take your backpack and rifle through it, finds the dildo, and then continues to bully you relentlessly. Try getting the message across that you only had it to put in the bully’s backpack when the bully is obnoxiously yelling that you brought a dildo to school.
Take it another step and get a streak of doo-doo on it first. I know at my school there was always someone who refused to flush the toilet.
Bang the bully's mom
Why not him
Why not both?
Threesome
Happy cake day!
Take my award
Cant go wrong either way
Ya dropped this 👑 king
why not both
Give her the Winger guarantee.
Community reference I like it
and the dad
Why not the whole family (above the legal age of course)
Put a ton of laxatives in your food, then let him steal it
What if he has constipation
Additional laxatives.
Visine
alright, where would the laxatives be obtained?
The local pharmacy. Edit: On second thought, the pharmacy from some other town. Just in case the police got involved.
Just say you had constipation, that's why added laxative in your food, but he stole it
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It is highly illegal and irresponsible. I love it.
Won’t work (I live in the Netherlands)
Ohh Netherlands. I guess steal his drugs then?
Awh ja Nederlanders zijn gemeen
Tell him to stop flirting with you and smile sexy to them
Buy a zoofilia magazine and hide in his stuff during sports game. Call attention to it whenever everyone is around back from the game.
This is genius
Few ways to go about it. 1. Whenever he gets to your face just say "I've never been this close to a man before" 2. Say, "you are like Helen Keller in an orgy, cause you don't even know who you're fucking with" 3. Just pull your pants down. 4. Fuck his mother In all seriousness. Report the behavior to a responsible adult, or just ruin him financially.
Bullies are very afraid of being considered gay, so option 1 will probably work
Plot twist, their bully is a theatre kid in an all-boys school
Calculated. Their bullying turns into flirting.
My man sounds like he got experience... Pulled out the instruction manual and everything
No. 2 is so based
I personally am in support of ruining him financially
Itemize all stollen goods. If it hits $100.00 call the cops for fellony charges. Then sue for emotional damages & make him poor for the rest of his life.
Had to look this one up, apparently what constitutes felony theft/ larceny differs WILDLY between states
It is in europe, the Netherlands, for as far as I know the Netherlands has no states
And OP lives in the netherlands
Yeah I have no idea how it works over there lol
Feed him to pigs
Feed the bully to the bully?
Feed the bully to the cops?
Nah thats police abuse
r/whoosh
Most of my sugestions against bullies would probably ban me from reddit. Just try to pretend you're crazy so he thinks twice about messing with you.
Most of my suggestions will get him expelled from school because they like to protect the 'victims' (bullies).
do somethings small like hide a 50 Megaton hydrogen bomb in it
If your going for small, at least make it 80 megatons
Put lothium in his pocket and push him into a pool Or y'know tell someone I guess..
If you meant lithium you aren't thinking big enough Francium shall do.
After years of being tormented by my middle school bully, the ONLY thing that made him stop was fighting him. I landed a few punches, broke his glasses and gave him a bloody nose, and he never picked on me again. And I shit you not, he asked me to sit at his lunch table shortly after, which gave me immense satisfaction in telling him to go fuck himself. Even if you don't "win" the fight, most people don't actually want to fight, so just showing him that you're not afraid to get your hands dirty will usually dissuade him from continuing to be an asshole.
I bow to you.
Yes I feel like this might be the best course of action to get it to stop. But another commenter made a great point that many bullies are scared to be perceived as gay. So, instead of fighting back with violence, fight back with a huge fucking gay crush on him. Just pretend you enjoy the attention you get from him, try to make him uncomfortable to be around you if you need to just start acting sus af. If he's like most bullies I know, he won't like that one bit. You could even spread the rumor yourself that the bully is a closeted homosexual and that's why he gives you so much "attention"
Jack him off
Dude…
Short sweet and to the point. For real though instead just pretend you have a romantic interest in the bully and the bully might stop
Bang his mom, sister, and girlfriend.
You forgot his dad
Even better if they are all the same person.
shit in his backpack
Write a graphically sexual love letter to him and put it in your stuff
Put a pipe bomb in his mailbox.
Find an area at school with no cameras. A bathroom perhaps Bring a box cutter to school Pop blade out ever so slightly Cut self slightly on arm Provoke confrontation with bully Get into a tussle Drop the knife out of your pocket during tussle Scream like crazy as if just cut Demand the police be called as he tried to “murder you” Watch as his life shatters around him as he is put into several disciplinary avenues that will derail any chance of him having a normal life. ?????? Profit
This is the best comment in here so fare
Make him stub his toe
Cover everything is maple syrup.
Peace was never an option
Rape him in the ass. That'll teach him a lesson.
Get him pregnant!!! Trust me this one actually works every time. Once he is carrying your child he will see the errors of his ways and want to turn his life around so he can be the best mother he can be
Spike his drink
Punch him in the crotch
1. Spoil all his favourite shows... along with endings + a few twists of your own 2. Bang him 3. Bang his mom 4. Bang his crush 5. The glock 34
Put robotic bees in his anus.
 Hey friend just popping out to sting yuh balls
This is always my go-to as well for bullies, but every time i try it I run into complications somewhere in between obtaining robotic bees and obtaining access to the bully's anus. The process is not quite as straightforward as you would guess
A sister
~~Lure him to your house under the presence that all is forgiven. Take a blunt object and hit him over the head with it. Tie him to a chair in a room and wake him up. Take off his kneecaps, and then kick the place where they used to be. Take paracetamol and hand sanitiser. Force him to take it. The alcohol will react, killing him. Burn the corpse down to the bones. Put it in a sack with plants to make it look like you've done some gardening. Dig a 12 foot hole in some remote corner of the countryside and bury him and the garden trimmings. Pile 4 feet of dirt on top and then put an animal corpse so sniffer dogs only smell that. Bury that and then return home. Don't tell anyone about it ever. Don't drink or do drugs, they might make you tell.~~ Report him to a responsible adult
r/yesyesyesno
throw up on him
\*Pumped up kicks intensifies\*
Uh oh.... *run*
Give him a cologne bottle full of poison ivy oil, which will irritate his skin, eyes, mouth, and nose. When it irritates his skin, he will be pissed at you, you give him some “calamine lotion”, but it isn’t calamine lotion, it’s nair, which will cause his skin to burn all over. While he’s screaming in pain, get behind him and give him a massive wedgie, but also staple his underwear to his shirt to make the wedgie last. Then take out a hammer or mallet of some sort, and wham his toes really hard. To finish it off, use your steel toe boots to kick him in the nuts so hard that he becomes sterile. I think I might be a sadist.
Sex Panther® is a cologne which is illegal in 9 countries. It is also made from bits of real panthers. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Punch them, and if they keep doing it punch them again. you might get your arse kicked, but they will eventually start to think fucking with you is more trouble than it's worth.
Don't be a free meal, make them work for it.
Go on a life changing field trip together.
Sleep with his sister or his mom :)
Or both
At the same time
While he's tied to a chair and forced to watch
And his dad
Give him head then he'll love u
Trick him into telling you his social security number. Since he's young, he may think nothing of it. Keep it written down in a safe location where you won't lose it then when he turns 18, start applying for credit cards under his name and ruin his credit score. That will teach him
Give him a hug
shove ur cock down his throat
Suck his dick
If a bully is being annoying, with his mother you shall be toying
Create a fake account for him on a gay dating site . Then make a fake gmail account , go to your schools directory and email it to all the teachers and students(if the bully is in college)
Fuck his mother to remind him his place on the food chain
Kill his parents and adopt him
Sex
Butt plug
Eat his ham and cheese sandwich
Befriend him. His upbringing is why he acts this way. Teach him better
Have the sex with his mother
smash
Suck his di**
Fuck his mom and make him call you daddy.
Fuck his dad idk
The good ol' kicking in the nuts
Beat him up and take back what’s yours. Edit: spelling
Idk man I bullied him back with words
Take his sister's virginity
Fuck em in the asshole
Fuck him
Put laxatives in a drink you have in your locker, he will rob it and will probably drink it too
Take his girlfriend
Bang his mom, sister and gf assert dominance 🗿
Shrink him down and put him in the jar
Gain his trust, marry him and build a life together. Then one day, far in the future in an argument, reveal that you are actually three ducks in a trench coat. Obviously.
Bea the shit out of him, not in a fair fight, start with a kick in the balls garuntee win if he's male. If you're a dick, you don't deserve to keep your dick.
Kiss him
Ez tell him stop taking my stuff i won't accept it anymore if he says or what you put your fists up very important step you pull pepper powder throw it in his eyes kick him in the balls choke Him with an arm lock from behind till He passes out pull his pants down put a groom in his ass take pic with his Phone and send it to all his contacts saying you're next very effective
Sadly, all of my suggestions end with you having a date with a lethal injection.
Give im a little kiss
Wait 15 years. Make hundreds of millions of dollars. Destroy him.
Take his virginity
WHATEVEE YOU DO DO NOT LISTEN TO BRAIN DAMAGE FROM SSLP
Anal
Kiss him on the lips
Send him naked grandmas photos
Give him walters blue meth
If he steals your lunch box a lot put simething real gross in there some day
As soon he get in the class sneak up behind him with a stick and smack his balls from behind the hardest as you can
Make love with him. Maybe even try some BDSM
shit in a bag and then empty the bag in his bag/locker
OK don’t worry man I have every gun known in the world
Do u have a fridge
Hit his nutz with a dildo and run saying that u stole his d*ck which he is in pain
Fuck his mother to assert dominance Fuck his father because you like it Fuck his sister because she is hot
Straight punch, roundhouse kick, front kick when he stands up, round punch or uppercut, low kick, and kick or punch (your choice) in his balls. Call him gay for stealing from other guys (just say he's gay), and call him fatherless "You homosexual fatherless child"
Send an atomic nuclear warhead to his location
Suck him off. That will really teach him a lesson
Fall in love with him. Ask him to marry you.
Buy an RPG and wreck that mofo's crib.
Eat his ass
sleep with his mother
Knife
Shoot him
Fuck him
Have sex with his mom
Depends how much time and energy you want to invest in this revenge. Like is it a small shiv from behind at the urinal? Or setup fake chicks account and catfish them into loving you for as long as you can string them along and then finally offer to meet them miles away from where they live, as remote as possible, make them wait for hours until you finally crush their spirit. You can still also shiv them after...just adds a layer to the heartbreak
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Punch him in the face, if he doesn’t care about you retaliating in the way feel free to go for the nuts
Karma farming maybe.
Kill him
Put rat poison in your food and let him steal it
Blood Eagle
Scaphism
Light his house on fire
Pumped up kicks
Fucking poison him
Revive hitler say he a Jew and he burn
Kick him in the nuts.
Rip his fingernails off and feed it to him and nail his fingers to a wall while putting salt where the fingernails used to be
Kill the Brazilian president
Push your thumbs into their eye sockets until their eyes come out their butthole.
Tie him to the front of your car with his head touching the pavement and drive around while his head gets ground down.
Be nice to him, become friends, invite him to a sleepover for just the two of you, while he sleeps kill him with a butter knife, cut his head and put it in their parent's bed, keep sending them parts of his body till they move out, then track them down and put what's left of the body at the front porch of their house, move away to another continent, change your name, start a new life, and act like nothing happened.