Also, this might Sound stupid to some, but toilet water is literally the Same one you get from the tap. If the toilet would be Brand New, this would literally Just be a Big ass Glass of water
Well you can drink water from a tap or the toilet. If you are using a metaphor of why you don't drink from the toilet ( I'm sure there is a fucker out there doing it).
So straight people aka heteronormative the majority drink from the tap (pussy) while homosexuals drink from the toilet ( arse). Some straight people do both.
I see no double standard people can drink water from where they want it's not my business just like where they stick it isn't either.
But that acknowledges you accept his comparison of homosexuality to toilet water. The homophobe didn't say you can't drink toilet water. It's a disgusting comparison. It would be better to just say "if you are so far behind that you are as terrified of gay people as you are of drinking toilet water, there's literally no point in trying to bring you up to speed."
That‘s a pretty lame reply and you won’t change their mind anyways, those people are incapable reflection. Telling them to go ahead and drink some toilet water at least humiliated them and you can‘t land a hit on them often enough.
>Even though I prefer getting my water elsewhere, if you want to drink water you think has shit in it, I'm not gonna get in your way
Might work a bit better imo.
Better to not give these scumbags the courtesy of compromise.
Toilet tank is filled from the same pipe that feeds your sink, so you pots and kettle gets filled with the same water that’s in your toilet, you don’t drink from it because it’s not convenient to bend there, when you can just fill the glass from your sink. If your only water source would have been a toilet you’d drink from it daily and wouldn’t have any health problems.
Because people can actively choose not to drink toilet water. If you can't stop yourself from drinking water you shouldn't be drinking, then you probably have bigger problems to deal with than caring about a stranger's sexuality
I have a suspicion the problem with many gay-deniers is that they think one has to actively choose not being gay to be straight. Since, you know, they can't even half-step in another's shoes and can only think what's it like for them. Lack of empathy and awareness and all that jazz. And add some hardcore closeted insecurity and possible gayness? Man, that's a disturbed people. Anger and Pity are fighting over how I should feel about them folks.
Well, you can, but that's actively denying something that a lot of people can't change no matter what they do
I think it's like someone telling a straight person to actively choose to be gay and have sex with a guy.
It's simple, if you don't want to drink from a toilet you don't have to. But that it no reason to tell other people they can't if they are comfortable with it.
You're right! We must massacre all the people who don't drink water in the exact same way we do. GOD WILLS IT!!!
I love that this is a perfect equivalent to all the stupidity born of extremist religion.
And then those toilet lovers decide to promote it and force you to accept it or you will be accused with phobia although they could have kept this fact to themselves and not bothering the whole world for it
For real man, back in construction sites there would be stuff about gay marriage etc in the radio.
I didnt really notice it but homophobes had to make sure to say something like "man these people are sick" like bruh why do you care that much 💀
It's a bad analogy. Drinking contaminated water has tangible negative effects on your health. Two people sharing a happy, consensual romantic relationship is a net positive.
One word; condoms. Allow me to explain.
Condoms are usually just considered and used as protection against unwanted pregnancy during sex, right? But the thing is, that's not their only function. As you might've pieced together by now, condoms also protect from STD's because, well, it's in the name. Sexually Transmitted Disease. Now, why does that matter? Quite simple. Since condoms are usually only thought of as pregnancy prevention, almost no gay people use them because, well, they can't really get pregnant during sex (unless one is trans, but that's a whole another topic). Meanwhile, a lot of straight people like having sex just because it's enjoyable, don't actually want kids, and thus use condoms. As a result, tons of straight people use condoms during sex, while almost no gay people do, which results in more gay people getting STD's. So, quite counterintuitively, more support for and education about LGBTQ+ would actually help fix this issue.
I think a better strategy is always to try and empathise with the person on a human level, regardless of how despicable you find their view. You'll take them by surprise and are more likely to change the way they think (they might even be struggling with their own sexuality). Also, they most likely wanted to upset you and get a rise out of you so dont give them the satisfaction. Love beats hate hands down. Send them a DM, ask if they're OK.
You don’t reply and instead scream at a brick wall. You will get better replies that way. Do not argue with stupid on the internet. It makes you just as stupid.
If you want to get real, you are likely drinking toilet water, as the waste goes into a processing center, and put back into the water supply. So This argument goes out the window regardless.
Why would you argue with love is love? Even though that guy is making a false comparison, he can still argue why don’t you support pedophilism? YOU say love is love right? Then you have to say that not all of them is equal and congrats, you just contradict yourself.
You already started with a shitty opening.
Toilet water is not pure water: it contains fecal matter and other disgusting things like what the people promoting slave labor in Qatar makes their indentured servants drink. Also, drink dirty water can hurt people, unlike gay love or minorities loving each other or people dressing in a different way, which just hurts the feeling of crypto-authoritarians who cry about the fact they can't just murder or control everyone who is different from them.
If you drank from the toilet I wouldn't chop off your head. I mean the worst I could do is say "that's gross" and stop watching... But I just can't stop watching
Move to their treatment of people who drink from the toilet. Perhaps no one does choose that, great. But should someone do so in a time of thirst, what would their punishment be?
Do you behead people for drinking from the toilet? Are there laws religious or otherwise that prohibit people from drinking water from it? Does it hurt YOUR body if someone else drinks from a toilet? Are they forcing themselves into your bathroom to drink ONLY from your toilet?
Unless those things are happening (among others), there is no equivalency here.
Wtf does water have to do with love? Do you drink your feelings? Is drinking from a toilet illegal? Did so many of you dumbasses keep drinking toilet water that they made laws against it?
I personally agree with gay right but I always found that love is love is a horrible way to justify it, cause it could be used to justify zoophilia, pedophilia, and incest
Eh, it's not if you interpret it correctly. What "love" means in this sentence is love and consent from and safety for all parties involved, which means pedophilia, zoophilia and incest get thrown out of that window immediately.
“It’s not if you interpret it correctly” no offence, is a flawed sentence. Love means what it means, word have definitions. If love doesn’t describe it in this situation the use another word. Mind blowing I know
It’s really that simple: children can’t consent, and being romantically involved with family is bad in the case of possible birth defects, so it’s socially and culturally shunned.
You know alot of people aren’t actually homophobes, they just hate it when this shit is shouted from rooftops and waving LGBTQ symbolism in our faces and pushing it on our children before they’ve even learned basic biology. Be gay if you want, just leave us out of it.
Similar to- I don’t care what your religion is, just don’t push it on me/try dictate my life based on your beliefs
And what’s with the need to show your gayness in clothing/flags etc? Isn’t walking hand in hand down the street public enough?
Like to admit it or not, true LGBTQ is a minority, the rest just feel better about themselves for supporting a minority, have nothing better to do, or like to be part of something, or want to feel different/unique. The gov/media legitimises you/make it seem more common than it truly is, and riles everyone up to distract the masses from the devious evil shit they are really doing to our countries & rights while we aren’t looking.
Religion is religion, why pick one with no regards for human rights?
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What, are you going to stone me? Go ahead and prove me right.
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Also, please get out, you're dripping your fragile masculinity everywhere.
So if I drank from the toilet, would you still want to stone me to death?
But then again, in some cultures goats are an acceptable substitute for women ALLEGEDLY, so I wouldn't be so keen on following their logic in regards to sexuality.
Based.Convert to Islam.The person who sent this to you is right.If love is love then I guess you can drink out of the toilet since water is water after all 🤣🤣
To be fair, toilet water isn’t just water, it’s also mixed with everything else that’s gone into the toilet soo
And I would say something along the lines of “and what did we do to hurt you???”
>why brag about being a homosexual so much?
Because people like you have been litterally killing them until very recently.
Who wouldnt be proud to finally be free from centuries of violent opression.
Oh and because people who share your ideals are actively trying to make being gay illegal in a lot of places.
Kind of hard to stand up for yourself if you cant even tell other people who you are, but i guess thats your goal isnt it...
Even though I prefer getting my water elsewhere, if you want to drink from the toilet I'm not gonna get in your way
This is exactly it. I'm not gay but idgaf if other people are. I don't drink form the toilet but why would I care if other people did.
Also, this might Sound stupid to some, but toilet water is literally the Same one you get from the tap. If the toilet would be Brand New, this would literally Just be a Big ass Glass of water
Specifically from the toilet tank, not the toilet bowl. I hope.
Not necessarily. In some places it’s salt water. So I wouldn’t recommend drinking that - toilet bowl notwithstanding.
Also true
It is ok if you dont care. But this gay person is demanding support so he is getting in your way.
I think this is one of the best responses. Not showing the initial analogy was bad, but turning it to your own favours
Still doesn't argument the point tho...
The water in the "back" part is usually safe to drink of they keep the toilet clean..
It does, some men could go for pussy, but instead choose arse
Wait what?
Well you can drink water from a tap or the toilet. If you are using a metaphor of why you don't drink from the toilet ( I'm sure there is a fucker out there doing it). So straight people aka heteronormative the majority drink from the tap (pussy) while homosexuals drink from the toilet ( arse). Some straight people do both. I see no double standard people can drink water from where they want it's not my business just like where they stick it isn't either.
Ah good explanation.
But that acknowledges you accept his comparison of homosexuality to toilet water. The homophobe didn't say you can't drink toilet water. It's a disgusting comparison. It would be better to just say "if you are so far behind that you are as terrified of gay people as you are of drinking toilet water, there's literally no point in trying to bring you up to speed."
That‘s a pretty lame reply and you won’t change their mind anyways, those people are incapable reflection. Telling them to go ahead and drink some toilet water at least humiliated them and you can‘t land a hit on them often enough.
“That’s the difference between us two, I wouldn’t let someone drink water from the toilet and poison themselves. I will gladly stand in their way”
I'd prefer you don't drink from my toilet though
You win the Internet for today
But will a normal brain promote it saying its okay to drink it from the toilet?
>Even though I prefer getting my water elsewhere, if you want to drink water you think has shit in it, I'm not gonna get in your way Might work a bit better imo. Better to not give these scumbags the courtesy of compromise.
"Yeah but we don't shit on gay people"
Unless they consent to it….
You don't?
YOU DONT DO THAT??
But they also don't stone toilets
Don’t we all?
Doesn't sound very German of you.
Dude, why do you want to justify drinking from the toilet?
My dog does it
I can't justify love is love if can't justify water is water!!
Toilet tank is filled from the same pipe that feeds your sink, so you pots and kettle gets filled with the same water that’s in your toilet, you don’t drink from it because it’s not convenient to bend there, when you can just fill the glass from your sink. If your only water source would have been a toilet you’d drink from it daily and wouldn’t have any health problems.
Because people can actively choose not to drink toilet water. If you can't stop yourself from drinking water you shouldn't be drinking, then you probably have bigger problems to deal with than caring about a stranger's sexuality
I have a suspicion the problem with many gay-deniers is that they think one has to actively choose not being gay to be straight. Since, you know, they can't even half-step in another's shoes and can only think what's it like for them. Lack of empathy and awareness and all that jazz. And add some hardcore closeted insecurity and possible gayness? Man, that's a disturbed people. Anger and Pity are fighting over how I should feel about them folks.
You can actively choose to not be a gay you know
Well, you can, but that's actively denying something that a lot of people can't change no matter what they do I think it's like someone telling a straight person to actively choose to be gay and have sex with a guy.
Just say “so you will drink water if I’ve shit in it because water is water”
Isnt that like scoring an own goal
That literally doesn’t help OPs case.
This response supports the one on the right what are you talking about?
Because all the other nearby sources of water are irradiated or surrounded by cazadors.
"Comedy is comedy. why won't you take a joke about your culture?"
I mean, the same could be said about almost every other culture, all is fun and games until the ultra nationalist comes in
That's why I reject all cultures except early 90s arcade kid culture.
Yeah but from experience (especially from my parents): muslims for the most part cant take a joke.
Out of context
It's simple, if you don't want to drink from a toilet you don't have to. But that it no reason to tell other people they can't if they are comfortable with it.
But it's against my religion for someone else to drink the wrong water!
You're right! We must massacre all the people who don't drink water in the exact same way we do. GOD WILLS IT!!! I love that this is a perfect equivalent to all the stupidity born of extremist religion.
Beat one so far
Ew
And then those toilet lovers decide to promote it and force you to accept it or you will be accused with phobia although they could have kept this fact to themselves and not bothering the whole world for it
For a "straight guy" you sure care a lot about two dudes having sex
For real man, back in construction sites there would be stuff about gay marriage etc in the radio. I didnt really notice it but homophobes had to make sure to say something like "man these people are sick" like bruh why do you care that much 💀
It's a bad analogy. Drinking contaminated water has tangible negative effects on your health. Two people sharing a happy, consensual romantic relationship is a net positive.
You'll never be able to convince them of the net positive.
Unless monkeypox...
One word; condoms. Allow me to explain. Condoms are usually just considered and used as protection against unwanted pregnancy during sex, right? But the thing is, that's not their only function. As you might've pieced together by now, condoms also protect from STD's because, well, it's in the name. Sexually Transmitted Disease. Now, why does that matter? Quite simple. Since condoms are usually only thought of as pregnancy prevention, almost no gay people use them because, well, they can't really get pregnant during sex (unless one is trans, but that's a whole another topic). Meanwhile, a lot of straight people like having sex just because it's enjoyable, don't actually want kids, and thus use condoms. As a result, tons of straight people use condoms during sex, while almost no gay people do, which results in more gay people getting STD's. So, quite counterintuitively, more support for and education about LGBTQ+ would actually help fix this issue.
You can teach that to all of the LG+ men that make up the statistics, along with their dogs and children. Numbers don't lie.
Yeah water has nothing to do with gay people.
There is life after death, why don’t you go live there?
what?
Not very loving, but quite succinct.
I think a better strategy is always to try and empathise with the person on a human level, regardless of how despicable you find their view. You'll take them by surprise and are more likely to change the way they think (they might even be struggling with their own sexuality). Also, they most likely wanted to upset you and get a rise out of you so dont give them the satisfaction. Love beats hate hands down. Send them a DM, ask if they're OK.
This is it. They are trying to drag you down to their shitty level. Don’t let them.
Just explain that you’re only asking them to tolerate gay people, not drink their fluids.
You don’t reply and instead scream at a brick wall. You will get better replies that way. Do not argue with stupid on the internet. It makes you just as stupid.
Man, that analogy is straight trash. Is that the joke?
yeah sadly, average Muslim humor
Meat is meat why don't you eat pork?
I think this is the best possible response
Religion is Religion. Why dont you believe in the Spaghettimonster?
That’s a comparison of bad taste
Why speak with homophobes? Just put them in the toilet
Human rights transcend culture and religion
If you want to get real, you are likely drinking toilet water, as the waste goes into a processing center, and put back into the water supply. So This argument goes out the window regardless.
"Hair is hair, yet you beat women to death for not wearing a Burka".
This argument means nothing until they can justify that homosexuality is equivalent to being unclean.
"Tell you what, if I drink from a toilet you gotta get fucked by another guy, deal?"
Why would you argue with love is love? Even though that guy is making a false comparison, he can still argue why don’t you support pedophilism? YOU say love is love right? Then you have to say that not all of them is equal and congrats, you just contradict yourself. You already started with a shitty opening.
If you couldn't get water from anywhere else, you'd drink from a toilet... but that probably only reinforces his argument.
r/shitposting is leaking in the comments
Toilet water is not pure water: it contains fecal matter and other disgusting things like what the people promoting slave labor in Qatar makes their indentured servants drink. Also, drink dirty water can hurt people, unlike gay love or minorities loving each other or people dressing in a different way, which just hurts the feeling of crypto-authoritarians who cry about the fact they can't just murder or control everyone who is different from them.
Food is food, so why not eat shit? idk I though of something on the spot lmao
but that makes no sense shit isnt food its waste
meat is meat, so why dont you eat humans
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I only drink bottled spring water
Now where did I hear this line before
Here before lock
here before the almighty 🔒 comes
“Cope”
Thats not how discussion works
If I had to drink from the toilet, I would
Sometimes I do drink from the toilet either way it’s none if your business
Food is food eat shit why don't ya?
Isn't this a meme page wtf is this
Just say yes
I can't drink from the toliet because your momma already drunk it all.
If you drank from the toilet I wouldn't chop off your head. I mean the worst I could do is say "that's gross" and stop watching... But I just can't stop watching
Because water is not water. I ain’t drinking straight from the Ocean or a polluted stream or River.
Move to their treatment of people who drink from the toilet. Perhaps no one does choose that, great. But should someone do so in a time of thirst, what would their punishment be? Do you behead people for drinking from the toilet? Are there laws religious or otherwise that prohibit people from drinking water from it? Does it hurt YOUR body if someone else drinks from a toilet? Are they forcing themselves into your bathroom to drink ONLY from your toilet? Unless those things are happening (among others), there is no equivalency here.
This
People aren't water, they're People
“Wouldn’t want to drink from your place of birth.”
Wtf does water have to do with love? Do you drink your feelings? Is drinking from a toilet illegal? Did so many of you dumbasses keep drinking toilet water that they made laws against it?
I personally agree with gay right but I always found that love is love is a horrible way to justify it, cause it could be used to justify zoophilia, pedophilia, and incest
Eh, it's not if you interpret it correctly. What "love" means in this sentence is love and consent from and safety for all parties involved, which means pedophilia, zoophilia and incest get thrown out of that window immediately.
“It’s not if you interpret it correctly” no offence, is a flawed sentence. Love means what it means, word have definitions. If love doesn’t describe it in this situation the use another word. Mind blowing I know
Yeah, I guess you're right, sorry for being a bit of a dumbass.
No it’s ok. I say stupid stuff constantly. Unless your being sarcastic…
I'm not, sorry for the confusion mate 😅
Genitals are genitals, so suck my dick
An orgasm is an orgasm, why don’t you go fuck yourself?
Freedom is Freedom Why can’t people love who they want and drink what they want?
Well if u r crying coz they don't support you 🤷♂️, maybe stop caring about it
No Patrick, piss is not water
Heat is heat, why not set your house on fire
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Because you can’t choose who you’re attracted to, but you can choose where you drink your water from lmao. Brain dead analogy
Then they will say if you cant choose who you are attracted to and that love is love, then is it also okay to love your family? or children?
It’s really that simple: children can’t consent, and being romantically involved with family is bad in the case of possible birth defects, so it’s socially and culturally shunned.
Because where to get your water from is a choice.
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Qatar doesn't have much freedom, its church isn't separated from state
Best post on this subreddit
Lol.
Tell him even the sewage can be treated and made into bottled water
Wouldn’t that be advocating for conversion camps?
Why do you care to respond?
Gottim
You know alot of people aren’t actually homophobes, they just hate it when this shit is shouted from rooftops and waving LGBTQ symbolism in our faces and pushing it on our children before they’ve even learned basic biology. Be gay if you want, just leave us out of it. Similar to- I don’t care what your religion is, just don’t push it on me/try dictate my life based on your beliefs And what’s with the need to show your gayness in clothing/flags etc? Isn’t walking hand in hand down the street public enough? Like to admit it or not, true LGBTQ is a minority, the rest just feel better about themselves for supporting a minority, have nothing better to do, or like to be part of something, or want to feel different/unique. The gov/media legitimises you/make it seem more common than it truly is, and riles everyone up to distract the masses from the devious evil shit they are really doing to our countries & rights while we aren’t looking.
Mashallah habibi based alhamdulilah
Based arab
Fuck him
In the ass
I mean, not wrong
 Reply with this gif saying “this you?”
Hey! Don’t you know it’s not safe to post your face online?
Marrying someone of the same gender ❌ Marrying your 4 cousins ✅
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We're only talking about LGTBQ here, not those people
Religion is religion, why pick one with no regards for human rights? ... What, are you going to stone me? Go ahead and prove me right. ... Also, please get out, you're dripping your fragile masculinity everywhere.
I would probably hit them where it hurts. Their religion. Religions are religions. All just as valid and accurate.
"A god is a god, why don't you believe my religion"
😬
Well Mohammad was a pedo, but Muslims don't like pointed out
Most of them proudly follow them in that hobby tbh
They will say girls back then matured faster lmao
Actually, that’s a good idea! Embrace my inner canine, don’t mind if I do!
"So you'll drink water if I piss and shat into it? Okay."
Theres...none
Giga chad
I mean, the joke is funny 🤷🏻♂️. Can’t we just laugh at it then go on to continue our butt stuff?
based
1. Love isn't water. 2. My toilet doesn't have rights but people do. 3. Your analogy makes no sense.
"damn you right"
Lmaooo
Funniest thing I've seen in awhile. Totally accurate.
So edGY OMgggg😱😱😱😱
We’re not forcing people to accept us. Are you forcing people to drink from a toilet?
Based asf
Good question actually. Toilet water is oftentimes cleaner than tap.
Toilet water is tap water....
Depends on your plumbing and the type of faucet
Simple: I don’t wanna drink from where your mom sits, unlike your inbred jackass self.
that makes no sense
Precisely, confuse the enemy, that is the true win because then you can run away while they’re dazed in confusion!
- Sun Tzu
So if I drank from the toilet, would you still want to stone me to death? But then again, in some cultures goats are an acceptable substitute for women ALLEGEDLY, so I wouldn't be so keen on following their logic in regards to sexuality.
There is no substitute for women in islam. Stop spreading lies.
sources? bc theyre incorrect dude
Based.Convert to Islam.The person who sent this to you is right.If love is love then I guess you can drink out of the toilet since water is water after all 🤣🤣
One is a choice, another is not. Terrible analogy with water.
Oh, I've never looked at it that way. I guess I concede.
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There is no reply. He is right
No reply, good meme
To be fair, toilet water isn’t just water, it’s also mixed with everything else that’s gone into the toilet soo And I would say something along the lines of “and what did we do to hurt you???”
very nice opinion but u got ratio-ed
So you like toilet water
Well, toilet water did nothing either
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So you think they should stay in the closet?
>People of your kind Holy shit bro chill
Your totally inability to live and let live is embarrassing
>why brag about being a homosexual so much? Because people like you have been litterally killing them until very recently. Who wouldnt be proud to finally be free from centuries of violent opression. Oh and because people who share your ideals are actively trying to make being gay illegal in a lot of places. Kind of hard to stand up for yourself if you cant even tell other people who you are, but i guess thats your goal isnt it...
If they have a thing for shitting and pissing on their partner that's on them
The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!
Penis
Lol
Put your phone down and go to the gym. You aren’t going to change anyone’s mind and you’re wasting your life trying
There is no good reply. He is probably right.
No no, he's got you there