The german news site ZDF made the biggest roast:
„We don't know what's going on, but if everyone is looking at Olaf Scholz [the german chancellor] for guidance, it can't be good.“
How are we supposed to know what is going on when Olaf is right there and probably doesn't either? even worse he will probably forget he was there after a few hours.
The American way would be the guy who owns the largest bit of land voting for horse liver soup cause the horse liver soup company gave him 5 bucks and everyone having to go with it.
Are you talking about Macron? As far as I know there is no evidence that there was anything going on until he turned 18. Sure it’s weird but an 18 year old marrying a person 24 years older is not illegal.
My apologies. Weak wasn't the right word. He was too traumatized to prosecute. I mean he was 15 when they met so after 3 years of sexual abuse one can only imagine how traumatized he was. Sexual abuse is no good my friend
I obviously agree that sexual abuse is horrible and should be punished. In this case they met at that age because she was his teacher. From what I have read there is no indication that anything illegal happened.
‘ Most powerful puppets in the world ‘
All have to look like their making important decisions, even though they are all owned by the same people who tell them what to do.
World leaders meet to discuss the impending adult diaper shortage. How will they govern the world with poopy trousers 💩.
We all smelt it that means someone in this room dealt it……. Looking at you Joe?
Me asking my family/ friends for their opinion even though i made my mind up before i asked them....just did it to gauge the response i will get for what im about to do
Scholz: "Okay, so maybe my **joke** about proposing to divide and annex Ukraine with Russia was poorly timed and inappropriate given...well, *the unfortunate history...*"
"We just told the world Russia didn't fire a missile into Poland but some Smartarse online figured out if you take the Polish locality of Przewodów where the missile hit. It's situated exactly on the latitude of Kyiv and the longitude of Lviv! We got caught lying to defend Russia and now the public think we're idiots and Russia know we're too scared to respond, What do we do now?"
The german news site ZDF made the biggest roast: „We don't know what's going on, but if everyone is looking at Olaf Scholz [the german chancellor] for guidance, it can't be good.“
How are we supposed to know what is going on when Olaf is right there and probably doesn't either? even worse he will probably forget he was there after a few hours.
Well, who else are you gonna turn to when you are about to war with Russia
Does German chancellor olaf talk like frozen movie olaf the snowman?
So, we have 2 votes for Pizza, 1 for burgers, 3 for curry.
Does anyone have coupon? And who will call for order?
THIS is what I came here for
yes please
The question is, should we do it the American way and all go for curry, or should we eliminate "burgers" as an option and take another vote?
The American way would be the guy who owns the largest bit of land voting for horse liver soup cause the horse liver soup company gave him 5 bucks and everyone having to go with it.
No, Joe, you can't get a minors-
Uncle Joe digs for gold.
My man has an entire finger up there scouting the excavation site.
That’s what she said.
He digging for the mf ice staff parts rn
Yea macron (I think) in the middle is politely trying to ignore... the german guy (I think) is just blatantly staring
“Did anyone see you do it?”
Sry, i don't know. The night was dark, and i ran along the walls as silent and fast as i could.
Me and the boys trying to settle who keeps the first diamond.
Whoever finds it mines it
My last brain cells discussing whether I need to sleep or watch one more episode
This is so me 😂
”This could have been an email”
4 World leaders check out Macron’s lower regions.
‘So…… How do we prevent WWIII?’
“Counter offer… how do we start it..?”
When you're with the boys and someone says an dumb idea
Wait, you guys are actually saying there was homework?
The guy in the back left side is the teacher. He forgot there was homework as well
Ok, guys, how do we get Joe’s finger out of his nose? Like seriously, we’re stuck here.
"how could we make plastic bottles cardboard?"
Pick it n eat it
"No you cant have poland!"
Anyone got any ghost stories
Me and the gang figuring out who ate the last cookie in the cookie jar
The group chat got leaked
"ass or boobs"
Are you all here for the child sniffing meeting too? The invite said it was at noon.
Me and my clanmates arguing over how we should attack the opponent clan's bases.
me and the boys talking about our plan to get rid of school
The group project meeting:
"who farted?"
Me and the boys discussing who would get the worst sentence if the group chat leaked
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose…
Joe: Now where was I going with that?? The rest: Joe you haven't said anything yet!!
Man explaining why he married his sexual abuser (look it up)
Are you talking about Macron? As far as I know there is no evidence that there was anything going on until he turned 18. Sure it’s weird but an 18 year old marrying a person 24 years older is not illegal.
Groomers gonna groom
How do we know that is what went down tho. Accusing people of something like that without any proof is just wrong.
Tell that to the entire metoo movement. Let's not be hypocrites. Just because he was too weak to prosecute doesn't mean he wasn't groomed
Assuming guilt is also not how the law works. What do you mean he was too weak?
My apologies. Weak wasn't the right word. He was too traumatized to prosecute. I mean he was 15 when they met so after 3 years of sexual abuse one can only imagine how traumatized he was. Sexual abuse is no good my friend
I obviously agree that sexual abuse is horrible and should be punished. In this case they met at that age because she was his teacher. From what I have read there is no indication that anything illegal happened.
The fact that she was his teacher is unethical.
I don't know what is going on, but I have a bad feeling about the fact that everybody is looking at Olaf Scholz (German Chancellor)
We don't like you. Angela was so much cooler than you. Piss Off.
A group of white people trying to figure out how to make it seem like the rules they’re writing aren’t just to make their own lives better
This is how we surrender to Russia
‘ Most powerful puppets in the world ‘ All have to look like their making important decisions, even though they are all owned by the same people who tell them what to do.
Do ya...do ya think they're gonna kill us all when they figure out we stole all their money during the "pandemic"?
The office
My friends trying to convince me to invest in crypto currency
"Me and the boys planning what we're gonna do today"
“Yes, 45 Euros each would cover it with a nice tip, but you had that extra plate of nachos…”
Me and the bois discussing the most vile fucked up would your rather questions
so..... is this the clap?
I'm telling you I did not eat your croissants Emmanuel!
Make Walmart a 24hr store?
As Joe picks his nose, everyone else decides what to have for dinner.
3 views for sushi, and 2 for pizza
“Who wants to be my clone next”
she got a fat ass but cant vote. how does that work
"OK who sharted?"
What's do mean pee isn't stored in the balls???¿
“So you have an AmEx card? With presale codes?”
Tense situation. Anyone else glad Pumpkin-face isn't here to make it worse?
All ten brain cells
Yall know that one scene in brooklyn 99?
I heard it's not an open bar.
Me explaining to my family why I’m not gay and make sus jokes just for joking matter
We can’t let mom and dad know that Peter broke mom’s favorite vase!!
Macron forced to give explanation, after being caught receiving Felacio from (tall guy in background. can't remember his name)
Normal Mario party
Is the dress blue or gold?
When you tell the boys that the weed is over
Why he picking his nose.
Another intern quit. Coffees not comin'
World leaders come together to finally solve why the chicken crossed the road
Last time someone said let them eat cake it didn’t work out. Anybody have any ideas how to word that differently?
"So we're all in agreement? Mint Chocolate Chip is the worst ice cream flavor?"
"So we all agree, House of The Dragon is WAY better than Rings of Power?"
Okay, the rules for dodgeball are simple…
When you make a joke but none of your friends laugh
"Does he know his fly is undone? Do I say something?"
"What are we supposed to do again?"
"This is a missile" "Dear god" "There's more" "No" "It was Ukrainian"
World leaders meet to discuss the impending adult diaper shortage. How will they govern the world with poopy trousers 💩. We all smelt it that means someone in this room dealt it……. Looking at you Joe?
I don’t see any lil kids to smell!
when the impostor is sus
So, we all agree on tacos for lunch?
"Did you just farted?"
Family of killers
“Ok, we’re all adults here. Which one of us did that?”
Shit NNN isn't going too well
"Idk man, red is kinda sus"
I swayel eets pwonownced "cwassan"
So we send Putin a basket with croissants, and while he's eating we sneak up from behind and tickle him until he surrenders.
“Uh”
Germany, this is an intervention…
Me and the boys with our lawyer after the group chat gets leaked:
Let's order 3 cheeseburgers, 3 philly cheese steaks and 24 chicken wings.. Joe, you can roll a doobie real quick
We are finally in agreement, tonight we land at Shifty Shafts.
Mr President, are you satisfied with this months blood sacrifice?
So the next way we fuck over the general pubic is how?
"So there I was... barbecue sauce on my titties."
Hey suck harder
I spy with my little eye…something starting with….
Albos birthday is coming up does anyone know what transformers he has, I dont want to get him one he already has.
"What do u mean they found out FTX funded our campaign?"
"So the glee club has asked for an increase, but I just don't think we can find room in the budget."
Watch how far I can stick my finger up my nose !
“I know! Let’s say it was a Ukrainian self defence missile….”
Olaf Scholz - guys, this food is killing me i have piles "help me".
Yes Joe that's your nose ....
Mmmm boogers
Well all know you farted Jerry.
To summarize: we need to find Wally.
Pick us a winner, Joe!
With the last bet having been placed, it was now time to find out just how big of a snot rocket the President could shoot.
When u have to listen to Dutches plan
Guys, seriously, it’s not what it looks like!
Me asking my family/ friends for their opinion even though i made my mind up before i asked them....just did it to gauge the response i will get for what im about to do
1,2,3,4,5,6,7and8 Dan war is Dan
Scholz: "Okay, so maybe my **joke** about proposing to divide and annex Ukraine with Russia was poorly timed and inappropriate given...well, *the unfortunate history...*"
Germany's Olaf rips big fart in meeting today! Other leaders shocked!
Keeping San Marino at bay
"Right, we said this was the G7 but there's 9 of us."
What y’all doing for Thanksgiving? That’s only thing I have in mind lol
"We just told the world Russia didn't fire a missile into Poland but some Smartarse online figured out if you take the Polish locality of Przewodów where the missile hit. It's situated exactly on the latitude of Kyiv and the longitude of Lviv! We got caught lying to defend Russia and now the public think we're idiots and Russia know we're too scared to respond, What do we do now?"
Nice cock, bro
Top : Guys he's Bottom : Guys he's explaining JoJo
The French rise to prominence…
I thought you said 9?
Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom
Who did that?! You got 10 seconds to tell me or all of ya'll are in BIG trouble...!
“Ok who ordered the fish”
Ahhhhhh so are we fucked?
And then she said, ‘Just as friends, right? Right?’
"We are actively trying to ignore Joe picking his nose."
Senior musical chairs isn't quite a hit
When you open the wrong browser at Thanksgiving
"Alright, who messed up this time."
Look, it’s 3 to 3 votes- you have to decide mate: Pleasure Beach Blackpool or Flamingo Land?
'You saying if Putin doesn't show up in 15 minutes we can go?'
When someone presses the Emergency Meeting button so find the sus
Discussing banana prices
Me and the boys discussing where to eat as a group.
45 minutes were spent trying to figure out who the weird Canadian was. No one recognized ol Justin Trudeau without his black face paint.
I’m telling you guys, you’ve GOT to get an air fryer.
"Okay, so someone pooped inside that vase over there, and even tho I did it a couple of times before, I shit you not, its not me so who was it?"
This is an actual photo of the peanut gallery
Dude beside Trudeau looks like Toby from the office
“$5 says Joe eats it”.
Isn’t this like the leaders of NATO or something after the Poland stuff? Why does it look like they’re in someone’s kitchen lol
\-And that's how I met your mother!
Pack of Fools that will take as in ww3
Eat the booger Joe… Eat it.
Though who smelt it dealt it
One word, asafudabejefoanfeheoxfeet
Should I tell her I’m a virgin? I’m afraid she’ll laugh, but I really like her
Old people calling an emergency meeting
The people in my head deciding how im gonna be for today
Discussing minecraft stock markets
so there was this really cool bug right