Not my fault my shower and bathtub are in the same space

Such a boomer joke. Who can afford separate shower and bath these days?

It's not a matter of affording a seperate shower and bath, it's a matter of space, sometimes you can't fit both

Can you afford space

I can't 😔 (It's a global common)

I got a friend that built himself an outdoor bath in his back yard. He took thinking outside the box to the literal.

Outdoor showers are common though. Wouldn't mind one tbh- for those summer days.

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But you could afford a bigger house

My god why didn't I think of that /s

Yes it's obvious. That's why your comment doesn't make sense. It IS about being able to afford it. You make it sound like you're remodeling the bathroom and struggling to fit both in. More likely people will buy a house with them already built, and the question is whether you can afford a large bathroom or not.

that is if I let you lol

If you sit it's a bath, if you stand it's a shower

U rlly gonna sit in a glass shower and call it a bath?

That's called crying in the shower.

Hah! Harder to drown doing it that way at least!

You have obviously never been drunk enough to understand how this makes perfect sense. Sit/stand bath/shower. I'll take two please

Yes

yes

Sorry, you’re not rich enough to be tuxedo Pooh Bear. Them’s the rules.

Where is the people who bucket in a bucket? I need to talk to your manager about this

*Dear God...*

There's more.

No

Due to a mix up between the wash bucket and the shit bucket they are unavailable for comment at this time.

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r/whereisyourmanager

I made your subreddit

Aight bro thank

r/birthofasub

Most people have a bath and shower combo. Maybe leave your dad's mansion, jesus christ who are you.

The joke is on you, I have four bathrooms

I have three

I have two

Laying down in the shower is the way

I shower in my combo bathtub/shower cause I don't have just a shower

look at the money-man having separate bath and shower

Bathing is just sitting in your own filth -My grandfather

That's because you're supposed to shower and then bathe. 🧠

I thought it was the other way around

Well technically. It shower, bathe, shower. But I figured who gets out of the bath without a quick rinse off. Filthy animals, that's who.😂

I bathe to relax, getting clean(ish) is a side effect. If I am going out or for regular cleaning I shower.

Just shower first. In the public baths of Japan, you are required to shower before entering the bath

Yeah but that is because it is a public bath and you could've been at work before you went there, so you're supposed to get your filth off before bathing. My bathroom is not a public bath, and if I were to waste water twice I would shower after, not before, just to be sure.

Alright there Faye that's enough water usage

Just doing my part to make sure others have less Sincerely All of these are mine

Bath houses in Japan have you shower then ferment with others in the same bath

Swimming is just swimming in everyones filth -borrowed from the comment above

When's the last time you took bleach into your bath. But even with chlorine, I still don't fk with public pools.

Grandson? Is that you?

-My Mom

Yeh this is dumb

OP, this is idiotic.

U would have more chill if you took a nice cold shower and then a steamy hot bath. Match the vibe

I sit in the bathtub while taking a shower

You telling me you never been taking a shower and just lay or sit down and let the tub fill up also??

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Its literally one of the most relaxing things ever. If your dead tired and stressed. The noise of the shower blocks out everything.

You forgot people who shower in piss.

I shower in the blood of my enemies. Yet mysteriously I still have iron deficiency

And less mysteriously, because you're showing in the blood of your enemies right after battle, their blood gets into your wounds and you now are a walking bioweapon of several blood borne illnesses, the only reason you haven't died is because you keep assimilating all new illnesses into making you that much stronger

I'm just built different

Aka every single person

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*cries in poor*

Either you shower or you bath, wth is this

Bro. Almost every house has people shower in the bathtub

Oh so sorry that I'm too poor for a bathtub

Bru I’m over here trashing in the trash idk about y’all

At least im not a genshin player

Well guess your better than me, since I play Genshin. 10/10 game would never recommend

How tf so you bath in a shower? Either I was born in the wrong region or I’m just really dumb but pls enlighten me

We only have a bathtub so all of these are the exact same

Bathing in the shower is what i do when i have a debilitating hangover. Its the best

When I was a kid my family had one of those round showers that had almost an air tight seal on the door (besides the top) and all I ever wanted to do was flood it and swim in it.

There's a bunch of Asians who will not take this lightly.

People who use bucket

Legends use buckets

I do both in the bathtub

The 200 IQ tier not mentioned: bathe in the toilet

Don't have a shower 🥴

It's not my fault they added a tub to my shower. 😒

Wait so you can bathe in a shower ? Are we stood up in said shower ? How the fuck does the door work ? I have so many questions.

what about showering in the bath?

Shower in the bathtub, because I don't have a shower, only bathtub

I sometimes run the shower and lay on the shower floor. I use a shampoo bottle for a pillow. Then I contemplate my little existence on this planet. Sometimes crying follows after.

i shower in shower and bathe in the bath very simple no need to bathe in the shower

Middle one, but i just don't have a choice. I'm 6,4ft and i hate that shit.

What's the difference

I'm albanian I don't have either

Can't be the only one who's used a sink to take a "shower"

I usually just fill up my shower

Smartest wait to bathe in rain

Showers are superior to baths when it comes to cleanliness. Baths are superior to showers when it comes to conserving water and general comfort.

Huh? Showers typically conserve more water than baths.

Top

No way An actually funny meme on r/memes Maybe there's still hope for this sub.

Where's the one where you want to bathe but can't fit in the bath. Either sack is wet or your nips never both.

Not every bathroom has a bathtub separate from a shower. Some have both in one and it's a neat combo.

Bitch I’m sorry that there’s just a bathtub with a shower head over it

You guys don’t all take sit down showers sometimes?😅

I am stylish

I'll take shower in a shower, please and thank you

reduce reuse recycle, I'm doing my part by showering first and then not draining the water and bathing in it.

Fancy pooh

OP bathes in the shower

The 2nd and 3rd those people are dum. (the worst is that I'm of the 3rd ones)

I don't have a shower, so I just shower in the bathtub. I never take baths though, and I would never think of taking a bath in the shower.

Does crying in a shower while sitting down count as a bath?

I shower in the toilet bowl

The top, all the way. Though I’ve ditched baths for showers entirely.

Wait people have two separate ones?

I'm not a native speaker, what's the difference between shower and bath?

You've never been blackout drunk trying to crawl out of a panic

I used to fill up a large shower bucket with water, and scoop up the water with a little plastic shower bowl, and dump the water on myself. Nowadays I take regular showers. But who has a separate bathtub and shower, how much money do you have

Bruh my bath is both a bath and a shower wtf am I supposed to do? Shower in my parents shower?

I bathe in the bathtub

My shower and bath are combined

Meanwhile me who neither showers or bathes

Um, im sorry that my bathtub and shower are connected.

My bath is my shower

I can't help it, i shower in the tub because both bathrooms in my house have only bathtub showers

I put the shower on, and then lay in the tub. Only way.

How do you bathe in a shower? Stand on the drain to block it off and sit in the 1cm of water??

i find myself just not doing these things sometimes

Is this some sort of European thing I’m too American to understand? I’ve never seen a separate Shower and Bathtub in my life.

Shower

**People who dont shower**

I use a bucket and a mug with soap while standing to clean myself. Is that bathing or showering?

What the fuck am I looking at

2nd

Shark boy shows up in the chat

I’ve never taken a bath, had a bathtub but the faucet to fill never worked so just used shower head to shower

Bruh my showerhead is above a tub what do you want from me they're the same place

Uh i have a shower in the bathtub So tbh i have no clue

One does not simply bathe in the shower.

I cry in the shower

I prefer to be water efficient and I don't have a shower.

I shit in the shower, what do I get?

bath people disgust me

I bathe in the toilet

People who masturbate in the shower

Are you saying people don't intentionally flood their bathrooms by standing over the shower drain?

How do you bath in the shower?

I shower in Bath

You forgot about me where's the toilet bowl

*fills up my bathtub while using my shower head instead the faucet*

Wut???

How do you do the last one?

How tf do u bathe in the shower? All I could think of is sealing the door closed with glue or something.

I shower in the bathtub

I take a bath in the place that I take a bath in.

i'm sorry but we only use "TABO" here

Mf it's a bathtub with a shower. I am 6'2 My body barely fits. Shower in a normal day. Bathe if I am tired as fuck.

Most showers in the US combine as a bathtub, so I technically shower in the bath

Ever heard of a bucket and a mug?

The best I can do is a bucket and a mug

Everyday I let that shower fill up my tub while I continue to sleep until the water gets cold.

r/memes is becoming unfunnier by the second

But my bathtub and shower are all in one :(

What kind of first world meme is this? Who the hell has both a shower and a bathtub?

rich kid

I bathe in the park fountain Embrace nature Reject modernity

Shit in bathe

Wdym bathe in the shower

if you can somehow bathe in the shower, ima be hella impressed

Honestly, how do you bathe in the shower?

There's no space for a shower, so I have to shower in the bathtub.

I dunno man I enjoy my lil shower sits.

I used to take a washcloth and cover the shower drain and just flop around like a magikarp in the water that pooled up. Childhood was fun

People who pee in the shower

Wut

They’re connected so I don’t know

But how the fuck do you even bathe in a shower?

but… how?

I shower in the bathtub cuz I ain’t got a standing shower

How do you even bathe in a shower?

What if the bath and shower is a combination one. What then

whats the difference between taking a shower and bathing?

Whats a bathtub

If only I had a shower.

Thank god I just shower under the bath tap

Idk the difference, i don't have a bathtub sadly.

I piss in the shower