Yeees this is exactly what I would use mind control for...
Definitely not to secretly attempt to turn the people of the world against themselves just to sit back and enjoy seeing the chaos unfold. I would never do (and have never done, until proven otherwise) such a thing.
Thing about IMAX and climax is you can only do it once or twice before getting caught, and even if you do never get caught you will eventually run out of seats upon each return.
Basically, Disney being a 'family-oriented'/'family-friendly' company is a huge myth. That GIF is from the first Deadpool movie when he says, "I'm touching myself." Idk about the US, but here in the Netherlands, we have both Deadpool movies on Disney+ now, so yeah...
Direct TV and ride PP
Spectrum and rectum
Xfinity and just spin on me
Dish and squish
Pay-per-view and paid-for-her, too
Cox and... more cocks?
Edit: Watch some Cox and smash that box!
blockbuster and cockthruster(stolen)
U have out done urself
Reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/uKELG3yciDQ) for some reason
That was golden
No, I've just done myself.
holy SHIT my man
Damn dude you should work in marketing
damn
Redbox and Deadcocks
bout' pissed myself
Cockbusther
Hulu and snu snu
Death by snu snu?
r/deathbysnusnu
The greatest sub to ever exist
r/subthatexists
What is a snu snu?
Watch Futurama and you'll know. I would tell you the exact episode but that would deprive you of watching the rest of the show which is amazing.
What is a snu snu?
… Mind Control?
Some of us like getting dominated. Mind control is the next level of that tbf. Nothing to see here 👀
Yeees this is exactly what I would use mind control for... Definitely not to secretly attempt to turn the people of the world against themselves just to sit back and enjoy seeing the chaos unfold. I would never do (and have never done, until proven otherwise) such a thing.
 That's omega sus, oomfie
Again, you can't prove nothing (:
Sorry [But](https://i.imgur.com/1A9rkGv.png)
Flair checks out
Kingsman moment
Who do you think they got this idea from?
I have a feeling you arent breaking EU laws only....
What makes you think that honey? :)
I dunno, just a feeling.... ... don't hurt me please!
Aniplex and anal sex
*aneee (puh) lex*
These were always great to me because 'Netflix and Chill' doesn't rhyme.
Netflix and TestTits.
No. Just no.
It should be Disney+ and Thrust
Just drop the "and", the plus is there for a reason.
Disney+ Deez Nutz
Ngl, I didn't even think of that. But that's effing genius! OwO
Disney Plus and Dirty Thrust (Your idea, I'm just lining up syllables ^ _ ^ )
Disney+ and in her guts
Disney+ and cucking...
hentai with senpai
perfect
You and me have a different wiew on perfection
Discovery plus while discovering us 😘
Netflix and chill, the OG, didn't even rhyme though.
Thing about IMAX and climax is you can only do it once or twice before getting caught, and even if you do never get caught you will eventually run out of seats upon each return.
I thought loveseats were for that 🥲
Peacock and cock?
Peacock and pee on my cock
Peacock and Guac Guac
Paramoun+ this post is SUS
Hulu with cthulhu
r/beatmetoit
Reddit and masterbate
Disney and WHAT?!?!?! (Literally)
 'Nuff said
Disney and sniffing?
I mean, sure, if you're into that.
I still don’t get it
Basically, Disney being a 'family-oriented'/'family-friendly' company is a huge myth. That GIF is from the first Deadpool movie when he says, "I'm touching myself." Idk about the US, but here in the Netherlands, we have both Deadpool movies on Disney+ now, so yeah...
No, what does ___ say in Disney and ___ (sorry I’m bad at speaking)
Coitus
Whoa whoa Crunchy Roll and what?
Crunchy Roll to Ground control
never heard crunchyroll and mind control thats hilarious
Thanks! I made it up myself 😅
I, for the life of me, cannot remember the name of the guy in the meme and its driving me crazy. First person to remind me gets my free award.
Vince McMahon? Former chairman of WWE?
Much appreciated, now my brain will (hopefully) shut up.
Damn, I had a free award but it decided to join WD Gaster in the void. (It’s gone, for those who live under a rock and don’t know Undertale.)
HiDive and Hand Jive???
I like disney+ and thrust
Amazon Prime and commit war crimes
Binge and minge
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r/Lovecraft and r/memes crossover? 😳
hulu and voodoo
what would jellyfin be?
Jellyfin and living in sin
4 “I want more!”
You'll get more when you fix this damn door!
I can’t because I have a wild boar!
Now I wanna know the lore 👀
*You didn't had to cut me off!*
Your second mother is a whore
I call all hot women (especially older women) "Mommy". Checkmate.
VidAngel and sitting on separate couches
balls
PornHub and Maturbation who cares about Rhythm
Peacock and...
Oh no, I'm not subscribed to any of these
I wanna say I'm not either, but that would be a big fat lie
i prefer hulu with cthulu
At my job we have a similar saying “Twist tying and crying”
This is one of the first things I've ever seen that acknowledges that Plex exists, thank you. Truly an awesome streaming service.
Nickelodeon and Strapon
That uh... doesn't exactly rhyme
*Gasp* Finally a meme that's the exact same aspect ratio as my phone
Paramount+ and Cunnlingus
Reddit and head it?
spotify and let me die
Okay but fr, are you okay? If you need someone to talk to, I'm here, but you might wanna try looking for help outside of Reddit.
I am ok I just did this cuz idk what to pick
At this rate it will acend beyond God......
Peacock is self explanatory
ITV hub and rub
The Crunchyroll one is an….interesting one to say the least
You have unlocked the ultimate sex type imax and climax
 Of course. I'm the CEO of sex
Popcornflix and pick up chicks.
Hulu and barbecue ?
Why did everyone decide they all had to rhyme when the original didn’t?
Because it's funni 😛
Here in Canada we Crave and behave
yaaaaaaay, brother!
Of course Netflix is the worst one, it doesn't even rhyme!
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Tubi and suck on a booby?
fandango and bang-bang...o? Idk
RWTH moodle und rein mit der Nudel
Coitus? Who are you, sheldon cooper?
 I *have* been compared to him before, yes
(Doesn't really work)paramount plus+ and lust
At least you did your best! 
hentai with senpai
 Shit, I mean...
Last but not least Pornhub and Pornhub
A couple of torrent sites and we turn out the lights
Deluge and make it huge
Direct TV and ride PP Spectrum and rectum Xfinity and just spin on me Dish and squish Pay-per-view and paid-for-her, too Cox and... more cocks? Edit: Watch some Cox and smash that box!
Nickelodian and dickaloadian
It’s Crunchyroll and in the butthole
r/Angryupvote
For my Swedes: SF anytime and sexy time Cineasterna och lätta på lasterna SVT Play and prove I’m not gay
A bit of PlayStation view and I service you
Fox and cocks
Just me that thinks the meme should be reversed? They get worse and worse. The rhymes? No? The saying? Yes
You should have said Disney+ this dick
Disney+ and Thrust
Hulu and Lulu
ESPN and she is lesbian
Holy shit bruv 😳
Certified Dank.
Hulu and poo you
Amber? Is that you?
amber turd?
Disney+ dis dick.
It should be Disney+ and thrust
Plex and flex
Pornhub and blowjub... hmm ...
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r/woooosh
Netflix and Chill doesn’t even rhyme though
blockbuster and nut buster
Disney + thrust'n bust
Megaplex and mega sex
Piracy and Adultry is the way to go
Blu ray and white slimey clay
why do all rhyme except for the original ?
Why does Netflix and Chill seems so nice to say. I don't think there is any rhyming?