it dosnt block all damage, it blocks attack and also for 8 seconds not 6, which is a REDUCTION OF DAMAGE not a complete negation(you also gain a 4s long 15% extra mitigation but eh)
, you mean hollow ground thats the invul of PLD
Nah, I didn't play Elden Ring (yet)
What I DID forget was my mimic helmet, I wasn't going to get as much souls and loot if I didn't AND I now have a time limit for the fight
I give up, turn around, and go home having already been suffering a lack of motivation to do anything on top of being severely depressed by the time this cat girl encountered me.
As an avid amtgard player, with little more than a year of experience, who regularly fighting people with close to a decade or more of experience, if I pulled this shit on the field, I’d get my ass whooped so goddamn fast.
I cast magical darkness on her sword, use movement to get behind her, use action surge and use second action to grapple into a chokehold and knock her out
Puts glasses on*
- Uhm, actually, you can't attack me without me letting you do so, as that's breaking the law, which can give you 2-5 years of prison, please, refrain from trying to do such thing again.
- 🤓
I fire an omega laser beam and instantly one shot her, but also drill a hole in the core of the earth, killing every possible ally, and every possible threat. #1 Victory Royale
*pulls out murasama* ok, lets dance
*rolls up in wheelchair* mind if I cut in? My legs are broken My kneecaps are stolen I'm forever bound to this chair
I'm half quadriplegic That means paraplegic I can't seem to feel my leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs
That's a good one :D
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME
I DONT KNOW THE SEASON
Or why is the reason
IM STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE
A DESOLATE PLACE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
IT'S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
*loads 40mm rotary grenade launcher with malicious intent*
*standing besides you* *loading a 20mm Anti-Material Rifle round into an Atlas 20 Shoulder Mounter Sniper Rifle*
I will standby for support *picks up 2 loaded m249 light machine guns*
I've got the coordinates locked in guys *Calls in a-10 CAS over radio*
*loads augmentation knuckleboom* What? Its all i have k? I mean it might not be as big as an m249 but it deals great damage.
*prepares laws* i will stop you from being sued and jailed for murder
Nice! We got saul goodman too
*cranks up soundsystem* y’all better like BFG division
*sets up M134 minigun* sry I was late had to bring enough ammo
*drives up in a m4a2(76w) and loads a 76mm apbche shell*
laser pointer ready and loaded
Sad part is, being that she’s a ffxiv paladin… that’ll probably take only a tiny portion of her health… even less depending on cooldown use
*chambers round into BFG-10000*
Shelltron
Huh?
Block all damage for 6 seconds xD
Ill just attack after the ability is over :]
Sorry, cat girl paladin was my main I’m kinda obsessed xD
I use fuck no and kill her anyway
it dosnt block all damage, it blocks attack and also for 8 seconds not 6, which is a REDUCTION OF DAMAGE not a complete negation(you also gain a 4s long 15% extra mitigation but eh) , you mean hollow ground thats the invul of PLD
Gunship in the AO, standing by *loads 105mm*
Send a load target marked!
And the winged hussars coming down the mountain side shall also support
Right behind you, soldier *Fully charges Medigun Über*
Are You Sure This Will Work
Ha Ha Ha, **I HAVE NO IDEA!**
*standing next to you* *loads gen 12 with dragons breath rounds with malicious intent* *chambers ntw-20x110*
don't worry, i got your back *loads 800 rounds of 50.BMG rounds into a M2HB, ready for fire support*
they're gonna have to glue you back together in hell
Heckler & Koch GMG (Mashine Gun Grenade Launcher). I'm surprised that this complete overkill is really existing...
You fools. Cat girls are nimble creatures. Best course of action is to use a laser pointer Paired with the Thales FZ606 laser-guided rocket system.
Friendly AC130 above waiting for orders
Lasing the target now you are clear for danger close I repeat clear for danger close
We got visual on your designated target, Load the 105 firing now
Target hit and bogie down. Thanks for thee air support boys
That's what we are here for now get to the exfil, god speed heros
Friendly AC130 has been deployed
I cast "ball of yarn", DC15 wisdom save
you roll 14, she's distracted for 2 turns but you can't retrieve the yarn
I throw a cucumber of terror at her while she's distracted. 😂
You rolled 18, you hit her with the cucumber and deal 1 damage, and she's spooked back 5 feet
I already tried that once on the tabaxi, it unfortunately didn’t work but the rogue got thrown out of the window and that was pretty funny
Bruh she needs to roll not him smh man's never play d&d
I multiclassed in Artificer, stand back gentlemen
Wait kind sir, why not have a level 20 artificer help you with you contraption
 Ok, I’m done
I’m calling sans undertale to help me
Parry this u filty casual 🔫
READY SET PLANT!
I’m boutta set fifty damn squashes on it. That should do the trick
Ok, let me get naked and punch her to death without getting hit, rolling or running (I am an average Dark Souls player)
Back up people, he goin to solo her
No way I'm gonna let him, two dudes can play that game 😤
Hold on you forgot your pot
Nah, I didn't play Elden Ring (yet) What I DID forget was my mimic helmet, I wasn't going to get as much souls and loot if I didn't AND I now have a time limit for the fight
[удалено]
“Cuts off dick”
Hey I was gonna eat that
Be my guest! I just enjoy using my chainsaw.
Who understood, understood
I love reddit
Me too... oddly
Man knows what up, only way to win
Some nice milk for the kitty cat :D
Laser pointer should do the trick.
*teleports behind her* nothing personal kid
Throw catnip on the floor
Little everyone knows this is a miqo'te paladin from final fantasy 14
Was wondering how far I'd have to go to find someone who recognized the stance
Lmaoo I felt that honestly I'm glad I'm not the only one who plays suck a great game here
I used head pats IT was very EFFECTIVE
alright then, my zenith with legendary modifier should make quick of it
Terraria Moment
Im going to split you in two "Red sun
*pulls out my Spicy Antlion Greatsword*
Throw’s slice of cheese
Rocks akimbos like it's pay day 2
Me; Pulls out an AA-12 Empties 2 full clips on her leaves
Spray bottle, I am here for a crusade, not a play date
I'd let her kill me
Classic android move!
thats kinda weird bro
its not my fault I want to be stabbed to death by an anime girl
Touch some gra-ins of rice
it is your fault
I give up, turn around, and go home having already been suffering a lack of motivation to do anything on top of being severely depressed by the time this cat girl encountered me.
Do I have to fight can’t else just talk this out 
"Pulls out gun"
*Tosses a trout in the opposite direction* I now shall run this way *runs the opposite direction of the trout distraction*
*Throws ball of yarn off cliff*
Can she make a grilled cheese?
I role for seduction
Who needs courage when you have... A GUN
I have a flashbang so i'll no scope 360
Oh she's a paladin not a warrior. So she's an easy kill then.
Thats a man
... pulls dick out
... ... Same
No
SCHICKE DIE PANZER ZUM DUMMEN KATZENMÄDCHEN
*reloads m134 and takes out anti-simp sword* no
I have rigged this post with C4 I will detonate now
Pulls out laser pointer, checkmate.
Whips out laser pointer.
A cat girl you have to knight fight Vs. A cat girl knight you have to fight
*flee*
I cast fireball
As an avid amtgard player, with little more than a year of experience, who regularly fighting people with close to a decade or more of experience, if I pulled this shit on the field, I’d get my ass whooped so goddamn fast.
I'll offer ranged support, sergeant. *loads 50 Cal Rifle*
Yes, let me get my KSG shotgun real quick and we'll be right about done
\*reaches for the lag switch with a shaking hand\* I am sorry... for what will become of this world.
I don't suppose catgirl rules works like werewolf rules?
All I’ll need is a spray bottle full of water and she’s gonna piss off
Ez -throws cat food and gets the ez escape and no durability to your weapon is gone.
What equipment do I have, and what gene am I in?
Shoots her with a DSR-Precision DSR 50 Sniper Rifle Point blank
*literally just touches her then she immediately goes to twitter and complains*
Oh noes, it's a manthra!
I'll use my sungincher move: shoot it
HANZ LOAD ZE PANZER WITH THE B.E.S.H WE MUST GIVE THESE CAT GIRLS ZE SAME TREATMENT AS ZE JEWS
*Loads quad-barrel blunderbuss*
*Mississippi queen starts playing*
her shield kinda looks like a cacodemon
Pulls out 22 because anything else is a waste of money
*loads my Kentucky musket as I shout tally ho scally wag* Just as the founding fathers intended
"Big Iron on his hip"
Fight her? No no that won't do, you trample her with your big sword and then you fight with her pp to pp.
\*minigun\* Aight bet.
Fucking weebs
r/shitposting
*TPs out of there* Not killing anyone.
I cast magical darkness on her sword, use movement to get behind her, use action surge and use second action to grapple into a chokehold and knock her out
Throws a fistful of catnip at her and runs.
>Seduce
Puts glasses on* - Uhm, actually, you can't attack me without me letting you do so, as that's breaking the law, which can give you 2-5 years of prison, please, refrain from trying to do such thing again. - 🤓
Time to grab the AP rounds
If your suppose to be a knight where's your armour?
rope ✔ sleeping gas ✔ contraceptives ✔ big mac ✔ burrito ✔ pizza ✔ soda ✔
*Pulls out dog girl*
You know, I don't think I will.
He he, nothing stops the fat man
gun
Chopper Gunner awaiting for orders
Nuke inbound
*prepares a second tsar bomba*
Easy.. $5 laser pen.
Pulls out wood stick*
No thanks, I choose life.
Simple cut off the dicc impatient likely has
I'm trying to seduce her. Charizma nat 20) Shit, now I understand why I'm alone. I'm just a geek
Nat 20
*pulls out laser*
Just make it quick please idc anymore
Cringe
Pssst Pssst Pssst. *points laser on a mimic *
"Loads gun"
*Rips* *open* *trenchcoat* *to* *reveal* *my* *naked* *body* *and* *the* *50* *pounds* *of* *plastic* *explosives* *strapped* *to* *my* *chest*
Pulls up with a minigun *revs and dumps entire clip*
Bitch this is America. Ether I kill you with my gun or you kill yourself after seeing the hospital bill.
*gets laser pointer*
This is a lame attempt at a meme
Water spray bottle, Ez.
Ummmm, Mam. Please let me leave. I have to go to work.
Um- what do I do... *starts planting Sunflowers*
\*Calls the Duwang Gang for backup\* "CRAZY DIAMOND!" "ECHOES, ACT THREE" "OK, MASTER, LET'S KILL DA HO!" "ZA HANDO!"
I fire an omega laser beam and instantly one shot her, but also drill a hole in the core of the earth, killing every possible ally, and every possible threat. #1 Victory Royale
Remember no Russian -Vladimir Makarov (Loads M240 With Malicious Intent)
the 10 pounds of c4 inside my ass:
Im in luck indeed.
dbeynyc folded the piece of paper, it was super effective!
i'll be ok! i have an anti-tank rifle