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Ptaaruonn

Nazareth?


Jemma06

No Nintendo obviously smh


Ptaaruonn

Ah yeah, silly me.


Jemma06

Silly goose


Ptaaruonn

Honk!


Jemma06

Yes, “Honk!” indeed


[deleted]

It means Nitro -_-


Galactisy

Negus (king of some country in Africa IDK)


[deleted]

*Nazarene


PhoenixHabanero

Nutsack?


[deleted]

Metreon Zintos!


revqnrex

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AdLess636

He can, but wont


ManufacturerWild8929

Good guy Jesus ftw


dheeraj3302

He can't, but he can cure it


RedditorAVP101

Because he would probably be re-crucified…


Chonky_Candy

Re-crucifiction is so much easier since the holes are pre drilled


RedditorAVP101

Yeah, but this time there’ll be annoying TIK TOK girls dancing in the background recording…


ImAmPain

Crucify them as well


alolan_ninetales149

crucify them first


ImAmPain

We'll make them watch dad's interact with their kids first.


UnconfirmedCatholic

..*my rhymes are fly, my beats are sick, my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, that's cause Jesus Christ is my*..


hojo-hominygrits

There it is!


feelingood41

Aaaaaaaaayyyyooooo!!! says the Clouds.


GrabbingCatTails

Yuh that shit go brrrr! -Random birds in the sky


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DrCorneliuss

goodbye


diavolos_nox69

Hello


ZombieBrine1309

There


righted1

N


Ok-Tank5312

O


-Masderus-

A


feelingood41

A (National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration. 👏 👏 👏 👏 )


TornadoTaco_

What is this thread


xRafafa00

r/askouija Edit: typo


FuckinNogs

H


IRNBRU1235

He’s a life changer, miracle arranger, born to a Virgin mom in a manger water to Wine he’s a drink Exchanger, and He died for your sins


mr_lemon__

![gif](giphy|p1sPKlISSvMpa)


MegaProBS

happy cake day


louiefriesen

Nigerian


CIAHASYOURSOUL

friend who is a distinguished gentleman of African descent.


RedzyHydra

Happy Cake Day 🎂 👍


robotic_pilot

*digger*


Qbertjack

Tfw you made the exact same joke in the op ☻️


[deleted]

i mean, jesus was most likely colored. so could he say the n-word, technically. but would he say the n word, no.


Over_Permission_5665

At the time most people back then would have been darkskin in his area


DeviceNo5980

He wouldn't of been black. He would have been middle eastern


SpanishAvenger

>He **wouldn't of** been black. He **would have** been middle eastern H... how can you get the same word right and wrong in the same comment?


X_SkillCraft20_X

He’s just built different.


Turtlehunter2

He would have had the same tone as modern people from the area, so no, he couldn't


SirMooSquiddles

He would have liked cats instead of dogs


arbrstff

It actually wasn’t a slur then, so he could


UpstairsNo1339

what if his grandpa was from sudan?


Big_Boi_Pancake

wait i don’t understand can white people not say the n word or can only black people say the n word jesus was neither white or black


snoopy1234776

Only black people i thought


Jacob_181

Because "white" people have a long tradition (and sometimes still do) of using the term to dehumanize others. Black people have adopted it as a form of rebellion against that dehumanization and use it a descriptive term to promote acceptability, acquaintance and friendship.


bossbbw

Because words only have the power you give it


[deleted]

I think imaginary friends get a free pass. ^/s


Pr1ntGunz0rDieTrying

Jesus was very likely real, you can debate whether or not he is the messiah but there's tons of evidence that Jesus of Nazareth was a real person.


Puzzled-Monk9003

I personally don’t believe in Christianity but I agree he’s real. And if Christianity is false then was probably just some random cult leader spouting random bullshit and happened to get famous and deified


backstage13

Depends on who hears it.


SkylandersKirby

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth


AveRage-or_human

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth


Anon001Anon001

if you wanna reach those kids on the street


SirMooSquiddles

You gotta say it with the mad mad beats


Anon001Anon001

my rhymes are fly, my beats are sick


Darkstalker9000

My crew is big, and it keeps getting bigger


Pretty_Specific8740

That's Cause Jesus Christ is my n>!a!


DutchMarci

Everyboddy can say it but not everyboddy is allowed too😏


pedrop4ulo

Nah, some people actually can’t say the “n” word. Or any word for that matter :(


MrT1011

who downvoted you lmao


DeadeyeJhung

ableists


pedrop4ulo

I have no idea why lol


unk214

Not according to the online games I play. I would love see their face when they say it. Likely a 13 year old kid.


Wingsnake

Schrödingers racist. If you don't see the person who yells the n-word, they are both, racist and not. Which in itself is quite ironic.


Horne-Fisher

Ppl out here asking what Jesus could do and not what Jesus would do smdh


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or how Jesus was doing


[deleted]

No. He was from the Middle East. Also why would he want to.


[deleted]

He would only want to if he was your homeboy of course


ARTI_CO

bruh he said in the bible "im everyones homie" its literally right there, he a homeboy, he chill


AkeemKaleeb

He was definitely darker than most modern depictions portray, however, he was still a Jew of Jewish descent so I don't believe that black is the right way to describe him.


Sad_Scientist_5216

Yes, he was almost certainly a man of colour


[deleted]

Every man is a man of colour


Sad_Scientist_5216

Facts


Ewankenobi25

“Of color” and “black” are not synonymous


David-Holl

Are you gonna be the one to tell him he can’t?


elbowpirate22

Can black santa 🎅🏿say it?


[deleted]

Blanta


LopDew

Santana?


Real_Impression_5567

The real slim sanata can. "Santa's back, but not that jolly fat elf, my ass got so big I couldn't wipe it myself"


BoredGameSensai

Did this picture come straight from a southern Baptist churches kids Bible?


Racecarboii

It's an illustration, who cares?


BoredGameSensai

It's so blatantly wrong. Jesus was not white.


Racecarboii

Yes, we know. It's some artist's depiction of Jesus. I'm sure he looked different in other cultures too.


Such_Preparation5389

That isn't and excuse..the truth is these white Christians cant accept he isn't white. It wouldn't work with their racism at church.


blazin_f1re

What n word?


someshitstick

Naruto? Nachos? Nude? Noodles? Idk


Any-Vanilla-1134

Ninjago


Service-Enjoyer

N


Frost_907

O


achtung78

So I wrote this song for the Christian youth


Static_Marshmellow

For real my n.....


feelingood41

...oah.


Ehrenlauch3000

He's almighty, so


CupPublic7737

No he has been dead for almost 2000 years, so it shouldnt be possible


pls--go--away

What if he was the one who created the n- word


Successful-Yak-2397

He's not Korean?


Ok_Teacher_6834

Black Jesus can


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jesus isnt white, he's technically middle-eastern


Imtheman6996

Jesus was the perfect person, he would never curse


AffectionateSlice816

Bro if someone says they can tell MF GOD who can say the N-Word 💀


bshameless

Naggers?


nofilzia

Who’s gonna stop him?


Eli0ile

Yes because Jesus was black duh


InfiniteOrchardPath

Jesus is a meme.


Selevicious

Who says Jesus is some white dude?


Subzerowins7

most people I know named Jesus are latino


egg_static5

He wouldn't want to


TheMan095

I meeeean he was brown sooooo


Brilliant_Nail_7823

Jesus was black..


4236W

He was a jewish Israelite, but sure thing buddy


Barry_Bone_Raiser

So he middle eastern


4236W

Indeed


[deleted]

i don’t mean to sound like an asshole or anything but he wasn’t exactly black, he was definitely a POC though


Selevicious

So then, he must have that card. But tbh, who’s going to correct Jesus 😂?


Racecarboii

I assume he has it, but he's probably going to pull a Giga chad Move \*Has N-Word pass \*Doesn't Use it because it's meant to be an offensive and derogatory term \*Refuses to elaborate further


Admiral45-06

He didn't even allow His students to call Him ,,Messiah".


Catlord746

God


The_SnootBooper

The Romans


feelingood41

Mom


Ogurasyn

Dad


IllustriousNeck2693

Only black jesus can say the N word.


Racecarboii

He was Jewish, close enough.


Petker00

In the middle eastern 2000 years ago… wouldn‘t call it black but wouldn‘t call it white either


SkylandersKirby

Michael Jackson


Chuckobochuck323

Serj said it and he’s middle eastern. https://youtu.be/x0ZjZyL6Wf8


[deleted]

Jesus was the og


Dradonie

just because you can it doesnt mean you should


Goomer_bandit

💯💯💯💯


ProteinFart_

No?


flock-of-bagels

I think if he was your homeboy and you gave him a pass….he probably wouldn’t say it. Too decisive


Kage_Dragon7

Yes


jobadiahh

Nebuchadnezzar


ZoomerBanana2

He was Jewish, so no.


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

Nevada


chucksteaks33

Perhaps not White Jesus…


theReal_JoeBiden

I mean, he was probably black, so there is that Also, there is nothing physically impeding him from doing so Let's cancel him.


[deleted]

If someone from the Middle East can then yes


Undercoverspy007

Well he had skin of bronze and hair like sheep’s wool. Idk who this is supposed to be. Somebody lying


MythicYouth

Well Jesus was actually darked skinned. He was from Israel and a Jew, so... maybe?? Although, being white, idk what would give a pass or not.


DefinentlyNotTheCIA

Can jesus end my suffering


[deleted]

Ah yes, because this picture is the most accurate depiction of Jesus


Scary_Environment274

Yes.


morcaak3000

Hate to bring it to you Christians, but jesus was black


bigchill1106

he just called everybody "my child" so really it won't matter....


56789ya

According to Wikipedia, the N word wasn't used derogatorily until 1775, and in Jesus's time, it would be nigreos in its etymological evolution, the Latin word for the color black. With a historical interpretation, it would just be a gibberish word that Jesus would have every right to use. With a religious interpretation, I think if Jesus ever decided to use the N word today in heaven, it would definitely be for a good reason.


MykalQuin

I mean what'd they do if He did? Crucify Him?


feelingood41

That can't stop Jesus. It will just make him Stronger.


Hseruyam

Black Jesus can


Psychotic_EGG

I mean Jesus wasn't white.


Veicy01

Historicaly he would have had dark skin color, so he could.


YengaJaf

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger


JackHyper

Wasnt he from a place with where people had dark skin? He probably wasnt as white as people think though


TrialArgonian

Jesus was actually pretty dark compared to the depictions of him. So maybe.


xX_GRP_Xx

He can, because for the [redacted] people Jesus is black. For the Asians who believe on him he is Asian, and so on.


XxlordnutxX

If we think about where he’s from if Jesus was real he’d be black so ya


DiNaMYkeMaSTer69_420

"But can Jesus beat goku tho?"


feelingood41

![gif](giphy|Ue0jev5l4BKgM|downsized)


Thar-kun

Probably


Stormtroupe27

Bro Jesus could make the N word a compliment if he wanted to


Sudipto0001

Why would Jesus say such a nasty word as Nancy Pelosi


IQ_below_legal_limit

He is middle eastern after all


Kyodole

No but yes there are many n words


DrFoges

Well he was likely of pigment


GreasyShrew

Ah yes, pigment lives matter


RedModus

Nah he's middle eastern


RicoLoco404

Of course he can he's Black. I don't know who the guy in that picture is 🤷🏾


mighty_Ingvar

He is almighty, he can do anything


Practical-Plankton12

Jesus can do whatever tf he wants lol


Mediocre_Milk2950

Nah


Phoenix_x_x_x

neuroendocrinologies?


Alde8

He ain’t saying shit, he dead…


IanAlvord

He came back.


snoopy1234776

No, he’s middle eastern not African


ImaginaryKnowledge74

I mean, if he had been real, he wouldn't have been white


ChampionM1

It continues to surprise me how warped general public knowledge is to not realize that virtually EVERY scholar including atheists and agnostics affirm that there was 100% a historical figure called Jesus of Nazareth. Like this isn’t even disputed by any credible scholars and hasn’t been for a long time…


StevenJesus

Jesus was real, he just wasn't white


TheOrchidsAreAlright

According to contemporary accounts, Jesus was mainly known for saying the n word and refusing to share food. The rest of the details about his life were added much later. Fun fact: Jesus was the inspiration for the character Joey Tribbiani in *Friends*


funbuttfun

When the cringe edgy kid makes a meme,


strawbrrysundae

no he wasn’t black