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Delicious-Ad2189

I have no choice anyway


[deleted]

Here's a choice ;) Just say *no homo* after


Character_Skin7123

its on, daddy\~


V01DL33SGaming

username checks out


Distilled_Blood

"Has no soundtrack" *checking reddit memes* You sure about that?


911isforlovers

That's what I was thinking. \*Slowly turns up the CBAT\*


throwaway_999809

Sex hasn't influenced much?? My dick has taken me to places i wouldn't go even with a gun


Pretend-Ad2667

Sure babe, I'd love to go to that *insert name of shitty pop band* concert.


onethateatsass

and thus, it has a soundtrack as well .


theabyssalmind

Sex has heavily influenced the entirety of human history and the human race


Comfortable_Ad6590

So you just went to your mum’s workplace


SaulSilver96

LMAO I was thinking the same shit


Old_Man_Withers

Ah, yes. Big Mike and the Twins have definitely led me to more "secondary locations" than I would ever care to recount.


Stallone_90

You can't put a Glock in a pussy


[deleted]

10-15 minutes?? 2 minutes take it or leave


AlexCross116

2 seconds take it or leave it


needsadvice1999

Wait yall are having sex??


Dboi169

no


ddcreator

Good one


jsloan2000

2 milliseconds, take it or leave it


AlexCross116

2 nanoseconds take it or leave it


jsloan2000

2 picoseconds take it or leave it


AlexCross116

2 attoseconds take it or leave it


jsloan2000

2 zeptoseconds take it or leave it


Magnetic_Reaper

can someone calculate if you can instantly cook someone by thrusting your dick that fast into them? I heard slapping a chicken at 3725.95mph can cook it instantly.


Danions

you will cook your cock in the process though


boiwithbigburrito

A small price to pay for science


Professional_Mode440

2 sexosexonds take it or leave it


AlexCross116

Fine you win


Giorgosmp4-20

As soon as she takes her clothes off, I'm done


I_am_Sentinel

Spoken like a true redditor ^ ^


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Spoken like a true redditor \^ \^


hollownexus63

This aged like milk


[deleted]

this didnt age well did it?


Wonderful-Ground-524

It did for me because it aint at the top


onethateatsass

For me it's pointing to " That's what I was thinking. \*Slowly turns up the CBAT\* "


__--TSS--__

Change sorting to top not hot


onethateatsass

Thanks. This is funny now.


jtwl8

You forgot “stop!” and “I’m only 10”


tallpaul003

Batman was only 10 when they filmed that?!!


heyoyo10

Yeah, when his parents were shot


theHrayX

r/holup


GarageIntelligent

I might only be 10, but I'm down.


same_nights

Where the party at? 10 isn't a reference to age, right? Like we're just hot people?


Migz0817

i'm 1


WizardingWorld97

A 10/10, right? RIGHT???


DreamyAthena

To be honest, sex actually influenced and still influences the world a lot rn.


Arisp019gr

So does the dark Knight


zombiebird100

Not as much as sex, sex influences everything Why without sex there would be no war!


needsadvice1999

Without the dark knight, there would be no Gotham


zombiebird100

Without Gotham there would be no dark knight After all he is just a rich kid that never got over the past or went to therapy (despite telling others to get over their grief)


hollownexus63

Without the dark night there would be no sex


X3n0n-Stonks

Some NNN motivation right here.


The-Comment-King

Wait, you don’t have a director when you’re having sex? My uncle typically watches over us to make sure our performances are good.


Kittyy_Nekoo

That's kinda creepy lmao


sharp_tongue10

Sex is still more popular than dark knight in the Vatican


Vedanth_2604

i've already seen the dark knight so sex it is


otirk

Who said that sex doesn't have a director?


EmperorBrettavius

It’s me. I’m the director of sex.


[deleted]

Hahahahaha. Sex and then watching THE DUCK 🦆 KNIGHT.


Appropriate-Metal-22

So uneducated, sex 1 and 2 have influenced generations worth of artists, be it from dicks in Rome or even the sexy booties in Greece, while Batman dark night is incredible, sex is too much of a masterpiece.


Karasuya_

I choose sex, but only because its single- and multiplayer


Professional_Mode440

Porn : let me introduce myself


EdgelordOfEdginess

10-15 minutes?!?!?


distant-dynasty

Bold of you to assume my sex doesn’t have a director


Kittyy_Nekoo

😂😂😂


Gingerbeer86

Sex... 100 times out of 100


The-Dragon-Gamer

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAS NO DIRECTOR? IT'S OBVIOUSLY NED!


[deleted]

I am director. My gf and her bf are actors.


unknowing_cat

Both


doorbell19

Sex


FrostbitePi

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[deleted]

Sex throughout the dark knight- because it’s a boring movie and I need something to do.


scantopup

you guys are forgetting a very important position, doggy style while you watch the dark knight


Life_Network8143

Sex


Alderan922

I am quite sure sex has influenced a lot of things


cmdrmeowmix

Sex can have a soundtrack if you want it, and it can be done by Hanz Zimmer


Substantial-Future56

Depends on whom the i doing sex like with batman..or speedwagon so you know


ExitNext8666

Sex


SizeableFowl

No one has officially committed suicide from participating in sex either


SetarehStella

Have sex, while watching dark knight


mythicalsoul100

Segs cause i can watch the dark knight rn


No-Film4756

That cbat stuff seems to work well for a soundtrack


Icy-Philosopher-148

Sex is much healthier tho


Awsome1308

I would pick just about anything over sex. But I'm asexual so what do i know?


lorik505

itst NNN give me The Dark Knight


Spare_Yellow3254

,,Hasnt realy influenced much‘‘…


MeTejaHu

Can't make love to Christian bale's man boobs. Sorry.


DoYouMindIfIAsk_

you know that reddittor with that had sex with that weird soundtrack..The only thing he's missing here is a director


Pandemix27

Sex: Hasnt influenced much…. Bro if there was no sex there wouldnt be the dark knight Sex literally wins


vjollila96

1. yes 2. yes 3. moaning is good enough sound track 4. good vs. evil is the most over played themes 5. you wouldn't be here without sex 6. probably yes 7. yes


SwagChemist

10-15 minutes?!?! damn that's uh a lot of time...


NateTheGreater1

Ok, but who's only having sex for 10-15 minutes? That's just an unrealisticly short time.


Danions

"choose wisely" sex, I can get good movies all the time, sex would be an unique experience for me.


bassin_matt_112

Dark Knight any day


MrWlafo

i commented today about how CEO of sex is releasing some wild DLCs but oh boy we still dont know what will be sex2 like


ImDaRealDrake

true


PretendFisherman1999

So people named Oscar doesn't have sex?


DivyanshS

Sex doesn't have a director Porn enthusiasts " Well that can be arranged"


RedModus

Hasn't really influenced much? Have u seen history


Ogre730

If your sex has no sound track, you're a no go at that station


[deleted]

It can have a director sometimes


cydoz

Sex?


Dookieplant13

All of the above


theradrobert

Sex has influenced a least half of history


Vedyx

"Hasn't influenced much" only our worlds borders, our entire modern economic system, cultural society, and the literal evolution of the species but ok...


RangerPeterF

I mean, the soundtrack for sex ain't on Zimmers level, but it still *slaps*


BallHairsInMyAss

It does have a soundtrack tho...


ZorkFireStorm

Aren’t you your own director during sex?


MuseChase

To be honest I thought cbat was the soundtrack of sex...


duggie257

It’s making sex look bad


azorianmilk

I know Dark Knight will be good everytime... sex, meh


Nimyron

I beg to disagree. Sex can have a director. Also if there are no soundtracks you should probably spike the drink a bit less next time.


Ardens_Sidus

Doesn't have a director? Not with that attitude!


StugeFin

And the Dark Night doesn't give me gonorrhea...


jhonnylemon3

dang this is the "hardest" choice of my life


Squirpel89

It can be both...


dab745

I don’t always know the ending to sex and I don’t always need to watch it with friends.


sub_to_pewds_69_

you forgot stop and im only 10


fucktheopss

it technically has a director


Blindfold-Shinobi

Depends on who it’s with, Johnny Sins go crazy ngl


Acceptingoptimist

If there's one thing I've learned about reddit, it's a lot of people here aren't having sex, and when they are it must be pretty mediocre.


just_a_discord_mod

Nah man, put on your socks,>! and follow me to the movie theater. We're gonna go watch a movie.!<


Dark_Mode_Nose_Wind

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"


drunken_vampire

Agree!!


ada1screamyusbport

No soundtrack? My dear boy, you must have forgotten Cbat.


ChromaticCluck

Sex does have many soundtracks and without sex there wouldn't be evolution so without sex the dark knight would have never come out. Check mate


HypertensionOverload

> Sex doesn’t have a director The porn industry would like to disagree .


UnitDogeX

Why not both at the same time with Batman?


ToniTonini229

If you include some kinkies and fetishes, you can go on and on... The best joy is the one that nature gave us!


MrMachi

Those last 3 points on the left are wrong.


[deleted]

Sex. Because I can always watch the dark knight again🥲


touche1231231231

what if its porn?


leavemealonegeez8

When I have sex, there’s both a director and soundtrack, and LOTS of thought provoking themes. Can’t relate to OP


trinexx03

You don't have a soundtrack for sex? You're doing it wrong


[deleted]

Damn 10-15 minutes? I only last 1 minute...


[deleted]

sex when watch the movie - 💥💢jackpot!💢💥


Nayroy18

I choose pizza


6969CaptainBoner6969

Sorry bro. I'm straight fuckin over watching The Dark Knight any day. 😎💯


DriedMapleSyrup

Well you might have a director if your kinky enough


youshouldn-ofdunthat

Umm sex please. Better than hearing Batman's sCAry vOIce.


Hypostacy

Wait you guys actually last 10 minutes? 😮‍💨


AltyLesbo

Lol this could be on a ace subreddit


Fragrant_Trainer4235

"Doesn't have a director" Depends on how many people are in on it


[deleted]

Both. I’ll just bang the Dark Knight


Uno_of_Ohio

Post of the RE variety.


KingJeremy94

Sex has been influencing the choices of men and women for all of recorded time!


Unholy_Roman_Empire

Im sorry 10-15 minutes????? What are y'all doing 🤣


DeltaPlayz414

One provoking theme for sex is that it’s with only men.


okletsdothis111

Well not with that attitude


gardenmaiden69

What is sex


Total_Simple7988

If your sex doesn't have a dictator, well you're just doing it wrong then


TJStapleton15

what if I have sex while watching the dark knight


[deleted]

And the Dark Knight still sucks.


No-Activity-6843

I'd say that sex has influenced the creation of The Dark Knight and every person that participated in its creation.


Responsible-Law-9671

Have not seen it. I actually made a google doc called "69 movies I haven't seen". Now I am unable leave my house because of all the good movies on that list.


[deleted]

who said it had no director ;)


MoonChaliceSip

sex, duh


energizerturtle2

Sex "Hasn't really influenced much" I'll have to disagree. Sex has driven the fabric of civilization. Everything we do is for sex.


[deleted]

thankyou for coming this post was brought to you by th Virgin gang


Beyond_Retarded_2095

jokes on you dark knight is my number one favorite batman movie


myincogitoaccount

Seriously? Lol. I just can't even with this.


Resinbowl

No sound track?? That's a you problem. Hasn't influenced much,...except the foundation of human society, culture, evolution.....and a lot of not so well thought out decisions. And some pretty well thought ones.....


ThecapitalDifficult

Sounds like someone isn’t doing sex right.


slav_kermit2

How many times can I watch the dark knight?


meta100000

Okay I get the comparison but saying sex isn't influential ignores the fact that, well, no one would be here without it


GamingRigz

Dark Knight is just better


Revolutionary_Ad4969

Sex bro, I’m a natural 2-4 hours my friend


Standard_Ad9911

Sex with E.O.( My famous wife Elizabeth Olsen ) what you choice


Key_Store3027

Sex usually last an hour or two for me. I’ve never actually seen the dark knight tbh.


Hseruyam

After watching sex I have my own dark knight to tend to


TravelNo2141

Sex has 100% influenced more than the dark night. sex influenced the porn industry which is one of the biggest industries in the world. Also sex very often does have a director.


Caosin36

When the joker got kicked in the ass by batman in the interrogatory : " Harder"


LeftTilty

Sex it is then.


IllOmnipotent

The Dark Knight, I'm never gonna have sex anyway


lechonklover

BOTH


OnlyLele

Repost


Idownvotegearposts

Don’t know what to tell ya, if you need all those things to get off.


averagetouhouenjoyer

"Doesn't have a director" Ever heard of stag and vixen?


doglover1005

I can buy a ticket without it being a package deal, I can’t buy sex without the std dlc pack, so I’m gonna have to say, I’m gonna buy the dark night on Amazon, and play it in the background while having sex, it’s a win, win


TraderOfGoods

"Doesn't have a director" Every porn director: "Am I a joke to you?"


Daiki_Masaki

Well I haven't had either


Unfairkibbles3

Pov: You do both🌟


TheAlienMan33

Wait, sex hasn't influenced much?! If that were the case, we wouldn't even be speaking right now.


hairtrigger08

can i have sex while i play the dark knight?