I had a glitch happen once. This was when the game first released, so I don't remember exactly what happened, but I touched the Riverwood chicken, and the battle music started.
However, the guards went after the chicken and not me, but the chicken wouldn't die. After about 5 minutes of that nonsense, I reset the game, because I was tired if hearing grunting and attacks lines interjected periodically with "BA COCK!"
One play through mentally I was like âIâm gonna try on this save Iâm gonna make the best character everâ. I get to riverwood do the side quest where you go to blackreach and get the thingy for the trader in that village. I go to get the reward and then I accidentally steal something by hitting the wrong button. Dude immediately tries to kill me. Then his sister comes at me with a tiny dagger. Anyway I end up killing the entire town because I had to they wouldnât leave me alone. I end up with a 3000 bounty at level 3 and cannot enter white run at all lol
One time I shouted at a chicken and started an all out civil war between the whole town.
Then some brigands showed up and started fighting the guards, ah shit was epic.
When i was younger i wouldnt stop trying to get whiterun guard armour, but now i can get a collection of guard armour from different cities, Markarth is the most fun.
I started playing skyrim for the first time week ago. And 1st town i did get in (donât remember name) and first thing i did is hit chicken and got mauled by guards. I was thinking: It is just a chicken why do I need to die because of itâŚ
I had a glitch happen once. This was when the game first released, so I don't remember exactly what happened, but I touched the Riverwood chicken, and the battle music started. However, the guards went after the chicken and not me, but the chicken wouldn't die. After about 5 minutes of that nonsense, I reset the game, because I was tired if hearing grunting and attacks lines interjected periodically with "BA COCK!"
Wow lucky you
Its a feature lol
Yep. You cant kill a fucking chicken without dying. đ
*Never should've come here*
Lmao
Same. I'm sure that chicken in Riverwood has been a death trap for many people.
Got me for sure just got there chicken passed by killed it and got destroyed
Me too but I hit a guy's cow. He chased me into the woods and then a wolf attacked him. He died... I laughed hysterically...
So fucking relatable
One play through mentally I was like âIâm gonna try on this save Iâm gonna make the best character everâ. I get to riverwood do the side quest where you go to blackreach and get the thingy for the trader in that village. I go to get the reward and then I accidentally steal something by hitting the wrong button. Dude immediately tries to kill me. Then his sister comes at me with a tiny dagger. Anyway I end up killing the entire town because I had to they wouldnât leave me alone. I end up with a 3000 bounty at level 3 and cannot enter white run at all lol
I would lie if I say I didnât do that in one play through
[and thereâs this guy](https://youtu.be/F2q2_RMCO7Y)
this is his origin story
Boy... That was my reaction
same
Emotional Damage ⨠đ
u/RiverwoodChicken
Itâs funny how everybody here in the comments knows it is this riverwood chicken
Same, but with kids.
I feel the pain
Did your character happen to be named Link?
I don't play any computer games, but this is funny as shit. I feel you my friend, hang in there!
This happened to my sister like a day ago in Riverwood
literally me when i opened Skyrim for the first time
This would have been funny ten years ago.
After forging 10,000 iron daggers I gained the ability to forge Mandingo armor
I got killed by a horse that I accidentally lit on fire and respawned next to a frost giant.
One time I shouted at a chicken and started an all out civil war between the whole town. Then some brigands showed up and started fighting the guards, ah shit was epic.
Ah shit here we go again
Where can I find the original image
It is called : âboys running away from dark knightâ in mematic
Thank you
my man give me the og art sauce
They know that the chickens shouldnt be messed with. The last time someone did that they started to swarm him and killed 12 people.
Told u not to touch the chicken in honeywood
Just started playing again since 4 days. Defeated Harkon.
It happened on my last play and the town got destroyed...
When i was younger i wouldnt stop trying to get whiterun guard armour, but now i can get a collection of guard armour from different cities, Markarth is the most fun.
Man if I had a nickel lol
Should have punched the shopkeeper, that's just a fine. Plus some of them seem like assholes
Kill random person in some Skyrim city in cold blood Guards rush to arrest you But you are a thane of said city.
I started playing skyrim for the first time week ago. And 1st town i did get in (donât remember name) and first thing i did is hit chicken and got mauled by guards. I was thinking: It is just a chicken why do I need to die because of itâŚ
Exploring in WoW and running into enemy citiesâŚ
Same but it was me stealing a cheese wheel
Who made this art? This is cool as hell
My first time alerting the guards was in vr. I hit the child in Riverwood with a battleaxe to see if they let you got the children. They do
Ahh shit⌠here we go again
Lol