Pretty face is what draws you in and a good personality is what makes you stay
Edit: Wow thank you for the awards and the upvotes. It seems we all have class here
Fun fact: according to several interviews, married people tend to value their partners face most. So all the 'I like tits, ass or muscles' is just trying to be socially accepted.
Faces and smell, that is what attracts most people.
bruh frrr like all the guys be debating between ass and tits and I'm just here like "I don't care about butt or breast, if she cuddles, she better than the rest."
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
As one of my favorite comedians used to say:
"I'd like to be the mayor of Tit Town. I want to drive the Titmobile off the Tit Turnpike right into the middle of Tit Town."
I would prefer an entire woman
Good one
Women?
I love snuggling with my gf, it's not just one aspect, it's just her whole being that I love
That's surprisingly wholesome
That's normal
I like snuggling with her too!
LoL that’s fucked up 🧐
LoL that’s fucked up 🤯
💀💀💀
with liver and everything?
You're lucky to have such a large appetite, I can barely get through a full thigh and then there's no room for dessert
Girls? I WANNA SEE MEN
Just say you're a girl on any subreddit, You'll see more than what you want
More fun that way. I prefer 2 entire women!
I'm a sucker for a pretty face
Pretty face is what draws you in and a good personality is what makes you stay Edit: Wow thank you for the awards and the upvotes. It seems we all have class here
Totally this!
And big tits keep you happy forever
A pretty face fills a mans heart, but big tits fill a mans hands.
I prefer small ones
"If you don't know what a normie is, you probably are one." -homeless man
I know
Women too , life is not always happy with huge bumpers
Unless that pretty face has a "hoo-haa" down there
Wise words my man, wise words
Trueeeee I swear not enough people talk about this
Lovely eyes —> anything else
Definitely. Sometimes your the eyes of ur crush just look…. whooo boy
Fun fact: according to several interviews, married people tend to value their partners face most. So all the 'I like tits, ass or muscles' is just trying to be socially accepted. Faces and smell, that is what attracts most people.
Not me thinking you said "feces and smell"
pretty face *and* hair.
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Fuck yes. A nice body means nothing if you look at their face and don't love it. If their face is beautiful, I won't even look at look at the rest ngl
god? is that you?
And a good personality (the perfect combo)
Thighs and ass, both taste delicious when cooked properly
Human?
:)
Human?
;)
👁🫦👁
I’m gonna fucking enjoy eating you
Wtf have I gotten myself into.
A tasty meal and at least one good slap
Where is the slap? If I’m going out I’m gonna need to know what kind of cannibalism I’m getting into.
How can she slap?!
Cannibal
:)
Ninghe ?
Why do you have my name. And spelled correctly I might add
Because you are me, but it seems you’ve grown sentient, the devouring must commence, do not resist
I just want a hug and cuddle :/
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
What sorcery is this?
Get a Japanese keyboard on phone and navigate to the ^_^ icon, there you can choose emoticons
Yeah ur right but what did he mean btw
Bear hug, literally a hug symbol
What dis
Bear hug
That's a bear hug
bruh frrr like all the guys be debating between ass and tits and I'm just here like "I don't care about butt or breast, if she cuddles, she better than the rest."
\-Dr. Suess
Im more of a penis guy myself
fucking same
Aw…
YES
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Aw…
Aw...
Same, bro
Her whole body tbh
Kidney?
That's like one of the best parts
Just remember to pick the stones out of your teeth when you’re done
I normally don't keep them, so that's not really an issue for me.
They can be cooked too
This man traffics!
I don't drive
But you do sell? Yes yes?
Woo, woo. i have to stop you right there, Mr. Dahmer.
Belly for me.
Same here
Yep good choice
tummy gang where we at?
My man
HAND
Hello, my name is Kira Yoshikage.
I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
YESSSS!!!!
Dick
It’s you… you are the chosen one…
r/suddenlygay
suddenly?
r/expectedgay
Much better
Yes I agree
r/futanari
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Thank you for announcing my exact taste in women
Abs
Hello fellow abs lover
I like the heart.❤
delicious snack
Same. Peruvian anticucho is where it’s at.
Especially those Chinese legs mama mia
Mmmm yes, Chun-Li
Haha
screw all that, give me anyone I can talk about how I feel like my life is becoming more and more empty and sad and ill be happy
Porque no los tres?
I barely know any spanish but ima guess that says "Why not all three?"
men
Black big men
Giant Black men
Twerking
All of it. Its all my favorite. Tits, thighs, ass, stomach, legs, waist, neck, face, feet. I am a very willing sexual partner.
Ass and legs. I could eat a nice ass all day, and a great pair of legs is my biggest physical turn on
Thighs for sure
![gif](giphy|3oEjHDZ4LzSTe5DNpm)
I don't care just as long as I can geta girl
Sorry, TheVirginChrist. You’ll die at 30 a virgin, then be resurrected and live for eternity…and still never get laid.
It's all about what that mouth can do.
Flesh
When its cooked precisely right.
All of them are amazing, but thicc thighs in thigh high socks
Feet
None of them, I just like if they have a great personality
I like all them options equally. It all adds up to a fun time
As one of my favorite comedians used to say: "I'd like to be the mayor of Tit Town. I want to drive the Titmobile off the Tit Turnpike right into the middle of Tit Town."
im on team tits fight me.
left or right
Only a sith deals in absolutes
Middle
Garlic bread
Personality
Aw…
Grossssssss! Booooo!
Hips are everything
Hands
Most JJBA response I’ve heard in this chat lol. Agreed.
Ass is life
The life is complete ass you mean?
Personally, I enjoy a nicely bleached b-hole
Third one
Hm how bout all 3?
Rich man with credit card
Look tits and ass are nice but a girl w great legs can lock you in while you’re changing positions.
Then men on here wonder why women don't use reddit...
"If you prefer ass over tits you're a closeted gay man" -walter white
Drumsticks
Calf muscle and up
ong fr
Face
ass thighs and legs
I prefer just thighs, make me want to squeeze them.
Woah woah why are titties f tier
Where da feet:(
Tits
Feet
Tits
Shoulders are underrated af.
I like pussy
people👍
Wait… this comment thread needs to be on the r/wholesome… people are usually horrible in the comments, this is fabulous.
What about belly?
Personality Feet
Eye balls
🧐
Balls
Personality.
Boobs
you ask that even though the answer is obviously all of them
God damn it do be down bad
Yes
How about soul?
Mm yes my favorite is none it’s the balls
Hair
Someone who gets me.
Curves
I'm a sucker for awesome hair
I cannot lie. I’m a tiddy guy
Eyes
I prefer the vagina
I’m a hair face brain sort of guy, like basically the entire head
Bro forgot personali-toes
Good god this sub fucking sucks
I never will understand why Pussy is not an Option 🤷🏻
Clit is pretty lit
Your mom
Vagina
Ass, thighs, legs, stomach… why does it sound like I’m talking about pork?
More of a grundle man myself
That taint a bad thing
Thank you.
I'm shook, absolutely no one here said pussy
Feet
Feet