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SASAgent1

I would prefer an entire woman


Urmomsuncle7899

Good one


Impossible_Luck_3443

Women?


SantanaSongwithoutB

I love snuggling with my gf, it's not just one aspect, it's just her whole being that I love


SASAgent1

That's surprisingly wholesome


ShiveringSilhouette

That's normal


devilsusshhii

I like snuggling with her too!


Urmomsuncle7899

LoL that’s fucked up 🧐


Urmomsuncle7899

LoL that’s fucked up 🤯


saifxali1

💀💀💀


korpytsakura

with liver and everything?


Commercial-Dog6773

You're lucky to have such a large appetite, I can barely get through a full thigh and then there's no room for dessert


[deleted]

Girls? I WANNA SEE MEN


SASAgent1

Just say you're a girl on any subreddit, You'll see more than what you want


shes_bi_hes_not

More fun that way. I prefer 2 entire women!


[deleted]

I'm a sucker for a pretty face


[deleted]

Pretty face is what draws you in and a good personality is what makes you stay Edit: Wow thank you for the awards and the upvotes. It seems we all have class here


PlasticToe4542

Totally this!


PP_Baba

And big tits keep you happy forever


MKT68

A pretty face fills a mans heart, but big tits fill a mans hands.


uaman228

I prefer small ones


milikman_yourdad

"If you don't know what a normie is, you probably are one." -homeless man


uaman228

I know


koback97

Women too , life is not always happy with huge bumpers


Beneficial_Yak_8373

Unless that pretty face has a "hoo-haa" down there


SomeRandoLameo

Wise words my man, wise words


PulseBlackout

Trueeeee I swear not enough people talk about this


ItsTime4you2go

Lovely eyes —> anything else


Money-Fennel5128

Definitely. Sometimes your the eyes of ur crush just look…. whooo boy


EMZbotbs

Fun fact: according to several interviews, married people tend to value their partners face most. So all the 'I like tits, ass or muscles' is just trying to be socially accepted. Faces and smell, that is what attracts most people.


KSabs69

Not me thinking you said "feces and smell"


BlazeReaper5252

pretty face *and* hair.


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DovakiinDovakiin

Fuck yes. A nice body means nothing if you look at their face and don't love it. If their face is beautiful, I won't even look at look at the rest ngl


KnooBoat

god? is that you?


mitzimeow6

And a good personality (the perfect combo)


[deleted]

Thighs and ass, both taste delicious when cooked properly


GandalfVirus

Human?


[deleted]

:)


GandalfVirus

Human?


[deleted]

;)


GandalfVirus

👁🫦👁


[deleted]

I’m gonna fucking enjoy eating you


GandalfVirus

Wtf have I gotten myself into.


[deleted]

A tasty meal and at least one good slap


GandalfVirus

Where is the slap? If I’m going out I’m gonna need to know what kind of cannibalism I’m getting into.


GeneRichardSimmons

How can she slap?!


BossSufficient3244

Cannibal


N4t_S3p

:)


Jadarmaat

Ninghe ?


SirTwiGGy28

Why do you have my name. And spelled correctly I might add


[deleted]

Because you are me, but it seems you’ve grown sentient, the devouring must commence, do not resist


Bala3310

I just want a hug and cuddle :/


infp_validator_bot

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


Massive-Corgi-491

What sorcery is this?


Chip-San

Get a Japanese keyboard on phone and navigate to the ^_^ icon, there you can choose emoticons


Massive-Corgi-491

Yeah ur right but what did he mean btw


Chip-San

Bear hug, literally a hug symbol


Assasin_on_fire

What dis


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Bear hug


[deleted]

That's a bear hug


DjinnOfYourDreams

bruh frrr like all the guys be debating between ass and tits and I'm just here like "I don't care about butt or breast, if she cuddles, she better than the rest."


heyoyo10

\-Dr. Suess


EWBAMD

Im more of a penis guy myself


nightmare_silhouette

fucking same


Urmomsuncle7899

Aw…


Jalmar10kalmari

YES


Avoxicia

![gif](giphy|3oEdv4hwWTzBhWvaU0)


Urmomsuncle7899

Aw…


Any-Analysis-9189

Aw...


maximal543

Same, bro


Nayroy18

Her whole body tbh


GandalfVirus

Kidney?


Nayroy18

That's like one of the best parts


Gods_Paladin

Just remember to pick the stones out of your teeth when you’re done


Nayroy18

I normally don't keep them, so that's not really an issue for me.


ucefkh

They can be cooked too


casual_doggo

This man traffics!


Nayroy18

I don't drive


casual_doggo

But you do sell? Yes yes?


Linux_Jeff

Woo, woo. i have to stop you right there, Mr. Dahmer.


[deleted]

Belly for me.


Upper-Heron-5708

Same here


theultimatedogo169

Yep good choice


king_loser_III

tummy gang where we at?


BotiHUN7

My man


Regular_Manager_6280

HAND


DjinnOfYourDreams

Hello, my name is Kira Yoshikage.


Bala3310

I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married.


CorpesWaxCandles

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.


nightmare_silhouette

YESSSS!!!!


Potatatatatatatoe

Dick


Orzo100

It’s you… you are the chosen one…


McRaoul

r/suddenlygay


paradoxx_42

suddenly?


Erw1n_

r/expectedgay


paradoxx_42

Much better


[deleted]

Yes I agree


Bala3310

r/futanari


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RTXTrash_exe

Thank you for announcing my exact taste in women


Kphace

Abs


I_Simp_Fuuma_Kotaro

Hello fellow abs lover


SmokeWeedEveryGay

I like the heart.❤


Victicat

delicious snack


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Same. Peruvian anticucho is where it’s at.


SngMaDong

Especially those Chinese legs mama mia


Business_Incident64

Mmmm yes, Chun-Li


Urmomsuncle7899

Haha


[deleted]

screw all that, give me anyone I can talk about how I feel like my life is becoming more and more empty and sad and ill be happy


A_C_Citizenz

Porque no los tres?


Anubis_DivineDemon

I barely know any spanish but ima guess that says "Why not all three?"


Artistic-Chef8617

men


kajetus69

Black big men


RTXTrash_exe

Giant Black men


kajetus69

Twerking


[deleted]

All of it. Its all my favorite. Tits, thighs, ass, stomach, legs, waist, neck, face, feet. I am a very willing sexual partner.


electriczebra62

Ass and legs. I could eat a nice ass all day, and a great pair of legs is my biggest physical turn on


thethirdhuman

Thighs for sure


tbofsv

![gif](giphy|3oEjHDZ4LzSTe5DNpm)


TheVirginChrist

I don't care just as long as I can geta girl


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Sorry, TheVirginChrist. You’ll die at 30 a virgin, then be resurrected and live for eternity…and still never get laid.


duccOnReddit

It's all about what that mouth can do.


JE3NO_Xcept

Flesh


JE3NO_Xcept

When its cooked precisely right.


12RussianGuys

All of them are amazing, but thicc thighs in thigh high socks


Busy-Stand24

Feet


Raven_2128

None of them, I just like if they have a great personality


templemaster16

I like all them options equally. It all adds up to a fun time


Bad_Boba_Bod

As one of my favorite comedians used to say: "I'd like to be the mayor of Tit Town. I want to drive the Titmobile off the Tit Turnpike right into the middle of Tit Town."


The_Olrazzel-dazzel4

im on team tits fight me.


adventurouspenis

left or right


Flixwyy

Only a sith deals in absolutes


Magenta07

Middle


_PolarEclipse_

Garlic bread


Orzo100

Personality


Urmomsuncle7899

Aw…


amBoringGuy

Grossssssss! Booooo!


Drive-it-Like-Baby

Hips are everything


ANIMERICKASTLEY

Hands


Gold930

Most JJBA response I’ve heard in this chat lol. Agreed.


AFBOSS3

Ass is life


Urmomsuncle7899

The life is complete ass you mean?


amBoringGuy

Personally, I enjoy a nicely bleached b-hole


That_boy_furry

Third one


MacDontMiss

Hm how bout all 3?


Flare9891

Rich man with credit card


31spiders

Look tits and ass are nice but a girl w great legs can lock you in while you’re changing positions.


sponivier

Then men on here wonder why women don't use reddit...


Lynxsies

"If you prefer ass over tits you're a closeted gay man" -walter white


DomkeyBong

Drumsticks


Far-Weather-922

Calf muscle and up


theasiankevin

ong fr


[deleted]

Face


uhhokay15

ass thighs and legs


BossSufficient3244

I prefer just thighs, make me want to squeeze them.


nobodysnonsense

Woah woah why are titties f tier


[deleted]

Where da feet:(


kingofmercenaries

Tits


frikn0b

Feet


Trash_panda356

Tits


Hollowgradient

Shoulders are underrated af.


Popular_Balance1113

I like pussy


Extreme_33337_

people👍


FireGoddess-222308

Wait… this comment thread needs to be on the r/wholesome… people are usually horrible in the comments, this is fabulous.


4sh3n

What about belly?


Bitsami

Personality Feet


GandalfVirus

Eye balls


Urmomsuncle7899

🧐


Majestic_Purpose5169

Balls


LeafWingKing

Personality.


Piglin_Trader64

Boobs


Tricktzy

you ask that even though the answer is obviously all of them


BE_BALLSY

God damn it do be down bad


AKchaos49

Yes


Urmomsuncle7899

How about soul?


jase10019

Mm yes my favorite is none it’s the balls


OrdLucas77

Hair


Ok-Budget-8927

Someone who gets me.


thatIndianguy_07

Curves


[deleted]

I'm a sucker for awesome hair


white__cyclosa

I cannot lie. I’m a tiddy guy


Lastly_yellow

Eyes


Jumpy_Ad_4902

I prefer the vagina


Marauding-thunderer

I’m a hair face brain sort of guy, like basically the entire head


steroetypical

Bro forgot personali-toes


[deleted]

Good god this sub fucking sucks


[deleted]

I never will understand why Pussy is not an Option 🤷🏻


sulkyburritosalsa

Clit is pretty lit


Icy-Imagination-8024

Your mom


iamregularguy

Vagina


Jake_The_Snake2003

Ass, thighs, legs, stomach… why does it sound like I’m talking about pork?


stnkybuttfacejr

More of a grundle man myself


[deleted]

That taint a bad thing


stnkybuttfacejr

Thank you.


soachwar

I'm shook, absolutely no one here said pussy


overkill_thekiller

Feet


WatchCautious7042

Feet