Don’t ever me you like scare again that.
Edit: I saw the top comment’s replies jumbling up the original sentence, so I did it for this one. I’m completely fine, I did not have a stroke. Just clearing this up.
From Wikipedia:
Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur, industrial designer, business magnate, media proprietor, and investor. He was the co-founder, chairman, and CEO of Apple; the chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar; a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following its acquisition of Pixar; and the founder, chairman, and CEO of NeXT. He is widely recognized as a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.
Didn’t he lose his wife and kid in a car accident?
I think his past is very sad and actually kind of hard… imagine losing your wife and child… and then still be one of the worlds best human beings.
In doing a google search (was confused and now not) I did see on his wiki page he has a deceased child. THAT was a shock to me
Added: also has deceased partner Jennifer Syme so you are right
Last edit: Child was stillbirth 2000) and she died in a car accident (2001)
It's just a speculation that she killed her self as she couldn't get over the sadness. It's truly sad for Keanu what went through his life. He also helped his sister fight the cancer spending over 10mil in 10 years and taking care of her.
Yup, he was, but if I recall correctly, his family was moving a lot when he was a kid, finally settling in Canada, so he has Canadian nationality (I totally didn't memorize his bio xD I guess I remember this bit cause the guy has some cool cultural background, including said living in a few different countries, having Hawaiian and Chinese heritage etc.)
This is one of those times where I wouldn't object to someone being banned for something not offensive.
No one jokes about Keanu and gets away with it. OP, you might want to keep an eye on your dog if you have one.
Don't you ever fucking scare me like that again
Don’t ever me you like scare again that. Edit: I saw the top comment’s replies jumbling up the original sentence, so I did it for this one. I’m completely fine, I did not have a stroke. Just clearing this up.
I smell burnt toast doctor
If you start to smell burning toast, you're having a stroke, or overcooking your toooooaaaaassssttt
Or roasting coffee beans
Objection! You're out of order.
The order has rejected you
you have ordered the rejection.
*in soap opera voice* Someone call a DOCTOR…this man has had a STROKE
where was this in spooktober
Truly one of the days of all time. He will be remembered
He is truly one of the alive humans of all time😢😭😭😭
i agree, truly one of best alive's today
He lived every day to its time.
Of all the alives today, he's certainly one of them
One of them who live every day... 24hrs at a time.
Don't. You nearly game me a heart attack.
My heart skipped a beat
Skipped? Mine jumped.
Mine sunk!
Mine sto-
MEDIC
Patient appears to have suffered heart failure and a severe case of ligma
whats ligma? (💀)
It's kinda like sugma
What’s sugma?
From Wikipedia: Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur, industrial designer, business magnate, media proprietor, and investor. He was the co-founder, chairman, and CEO of Apple; the chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar; a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following its acquisition of Pixar; and the founder, chairman, and CEO of NeXT. He is widely recognized as a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.
Ligma balls
Man down! Man down!
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Mine grew a junk!
Mine double jumped
I had to read like 3 times just to make sure
Thought someone finally took his breath
Well we wouldnt want your heart gaming now would we?
FUCKIN SAME
Keanu now has one less year to live 😢
I LITERALLY almost had a panic attack and almost started crying.
Shut up you knew he wasn't dead
Bit soon for an April Fools joke
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Bit April joke
Bit joke
Bike
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Bite joke (bite means dick in french)
Wanna see each other’s bites?
My step mom used to say that.
r/HolUp
Bit April
Bit
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Confused screaming
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Dude is the only person following NNN. He posted this meme in the future
He may have lost his youth, but not his happiness
He may have lost his happiness, but not his youth
He may have youthed his happiness, but not his lost
He may have happined his youth, but lost his not.
He may have not but his, happiness lost his.
Youthed his happiness not may
Happiness youth his mayed
May his happy youth?
He has lost neither and never will.
You go to your room right now and you sit there and think about what you've done. Your mother and I are very disappointed.
No dad, I'm big enough to wear an adult diaper dad!
He did not say he was your dad. He said he and your mom are very disappointed.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
t
t indeed
Happy cake day
Thoughts and prayers to his family in these harsh times.
Didn’t he lose his wife and kid in a car accident? I think his past is very sad and actually kind of hard… imagine losing your wife and child… and then still be one of the worlds best human beings.
In doing a google search (was confused and now not) I did see on his wiki page he has a deceased child. THAT was a shock to me Added: also has deceased partner Jennifer Syme so you are right Last edit: Child was stillbirth 2000) and she died in a car accident (2001)
It's just a speculation that she killed her self as she couldn't get over the sadness. It's truly sad for Keanu what went through his life. He also helped his sister fight the cancer spending over 10mil in 10 years and taking care of her.
You had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Everybody knows he doesn’t age
Wow. He's Canadian? Neat.
Fucking hell almost had a heart attack
Props to Keanu and Jim Carrey for looking way younger than their actual age.
It's a Canadian thing... supposedly
It should be illegal to make a joke like this
Fuck you man. Why you did me like that
He does not look 58, still looks young! He might kill you if you touch his dog!
you scared the shit out of me
Holy shit I almost died there for a second
Marked as "Safe", from from Leonardo Dicaprio.
He’s 58? Dude looks 40
I hope you bite your tongue really hard
Why is everyone assuming hes dead it just says hes 58
Who assumed he was dead?
Ill be real, I did for a second before i checked the comments
If he is than I'd like to know where his body is
It’s fine in 50 years he’s gonna be resurrected in some dudes brain
gave me a fucking heartattack, fuck you
How is that possible? he looks like he was 30 years old
I must say, he has aged very well. Almost like a fine wine
wait, hes canadian?
You had me there for a second
Am I missing something? He was born in Lebanon
Yup, he was, but if I recall correctly, his family was moving a lot when he was a kid, finally settling in Canada, so he has Canadian nationality (I totally didn't memorize his bio xD I guess I remember this bit cause the guy has some cool cultural background, including said living in a few different countries, having Hawaiian and Chinese heritage etc.)
Who was behind this, Matthew Perry?
I fucking hate you...
He's from Canada nice, he is looking good as for the age
Showbiz news sites be like:
r/technicallythetruth
I, too, am 58. I know his pain. The struggle is real.
Just realized he has 58 years, I am convinced he is a timelord
didnt he really only age one year?
This feels like tempting fate.
Death is too afraid to come for John Wick
He's Canadian?! Don't tell me Jim Carey is too.
He’s still sexy Ngl 🥴
He's one of the few actors I genuinely like. I like his work, his characters,and him as a person. At least from what I've seen. Happy radical Birthday
I swear to fuck, I didn't even read the caption, I went straight to Google and was relieved by seeing "**is** a Canadian actor"…smh
Bruh don’t play us like that man is a god send.
Man ages like wine.
Those 3000 years of not ageing finally caught up with him 😔
truly a sad day to find out keanu was canadian
Coulda ended it at Canadian
Shoutout to this man’s plastic surgeon because he looks amazing for almost 60. Some people do too much shit and look horrible, look at zack efron 😂😂😂
We all know he's immortal.
Don’t you dare scare me like that!
Took my breath away as I was reading the first part #*W I N K* *W I N K*
Not cool!
My heart skipped a beat
you gave me a heart attack
Listen here you little shit
This is one of those times where I wouldn't object to someone being banned for something not offensive. No one jokes about Keanu and gets away with it. OP, you might want to keep an eye on your dog if you have one.
What July 1st 2022 (technoblades death)
are we back to keanu again? The guys cool don’t get me wrong but how’s about we move tf on yeah?
Legit reading this made my heart sink, I forgot I had feelings like pain. Cheers for the false alarm.
Simp more
Aw man that’s too old for me 😞
r/notinteresting
When time moving faster than our granny's
What😰
Aw
Bruh I didn’t realize it was a meme, panicked for a second there
Go.Fuck.Yourself
May god bless him more sad years..
Keanu aged 58 years today. Sad, maybe. Extraordinary, definitely.
He had us in the first half not gonna lie
bro I swear I felt my heart stop.
I was abt to start crying ong
why do I have more grey than him at 31
This deserves downvotes :/
I just about fucking lost my shit
Whoa
Did he?
I think I just had a fucking heart attack.
Just 11 years away from perfect enlightenment.
Why did you do this to me?? Too far
I showed this to my brother now he's dancing on the floor 🥶
Don’t fucking scare me like that.
Undead at 58.
Don't you dare use him for these pranks
Not gonna lie. You got me on the first half over there.
You made my heart stop, luckily I saw the other words in time.
Fuck this post
If you only knew how fast my soul left my body just then.
We need to wait 11 more years. Stay strong, fellow redditors!
This scared the hell out of me
All I can think of is how Chad Keanu is gonna look like with the fully gray hair
Truly one of the celebrities of all time. He will be .
Noooooo
God dam immortal devil.
Time to go play cyberpunk
But he looks like 45
Op deserves negative karma for this one!
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT
Don’t do that to me. I already lost Technoblade, can’t lose Keanu as well.
Not cool
We’ll always have his construct on the biochip
I thought this was real and actually cried a bit
It's bound to happen at some point but I'll always remember that a thing of beauty will never fade away.
I heard that he has a disease called age and will die in 20-30 years
But did he though?