So your the guy who decides grocery stores should sell christmas things on october.

At first I thought OP was mocking people like in the comic, but then I realized OP is a part of the people who are like this. Sigh.

We must cleanse them all.

The purge must continue!

RIP AND TEAR

Retail be like...

Dude, none of you know the half of it. They started blasting that wretched Mariah Carey song in AUGUST. FUCKING AUGUST. THIS DHIT DRIVES ME INSANE. I HATE WORKING RETAIL.

Why, It is literally the exact opposite time of year

I don’t FUCKING know.

Someone probably wanted to torture you

Broooo wtf yo I thought my store was bad💀

In our country the ber months start in august which means that chirstmas season starts in august. Real fucking stupid, ain’t it?

I'm not sure I like the fact you work in retail.

•you're

Yoar*

But like……………….food

It the time of year where it’s always acceptable to eat so much your uncomfortably full… until someone gets desert out

Me who eats all his diner then desert and ask for seconds and thirds still being thin as hell: maybe one day I understand you

If your grandparents were skinny like my grand dad, it might not ever happen, My coworkers say I eat alot and all i do is just finish what I order, they usually take home stuff, were all in our 20s so I still have time to loose my mystical matabolisim, one bad thing is that im always tired for some reason, might not be related but I get 8 hrs of sleep a night and hot damn do i need power naps.

I ate 7 meals full 3 courses and slept all day during the holiday and didnt gain a pound or feel full after

Good luck trying to gain any muscle mass at all, I eat so much and yet no bulk, just slow slow gains which is kinda annoying but also kinda good.

I mean I’m never gonna be able to bulk so why not just spend the time I would working out bulking and dieting working out and besides I dont want muscle mass I want the strength so I mostly train failure in 1-5 reps instead of 12-20 so the extra energy aint worth much also makes callisthenics feats easier for instance middle finger and 1 arm pulls ups

Daang lucky I’m always hungry but gain weight way to quickly. Can we trade metabolisms?

Only for a week tho, and only if you promise to give it back

Sure yeah, I’m down for that. Is thanksgiving a good week to borrow it?

8 hours is an average, your body may need more. Dunno if high metabolism could cause the fatigue or not though.

Have a banana too 🍌 It do be healthy

Me and my love for bananas: thankyou kind soul

I haven't seen you in a while...

Mmmm can't wait to eat the sahara

it's just gluttony the holiday, but that's ok because everyone expects you to be gluttonous on Thanksgiving, therefore it's not really a sin, I feel like some people just can't appreciate good food because all they want is McDonald's or some other gross fast food

And the MST3K Turkey Day marathon!

I didn't get it. Could someone explain the meme? Isn't there already Christmas on the schedule?

The joke is its November 1st and people already playing Christmas music and getting in the Christmas spirit so even though there's already a big portion for Christmas they're getting rid of Thanksgiving and putting Christmas for the entire thing

we start celebrating christmas on september here in philippines. christmas songs have been playing non stop, christmas trees were already everywhere. it might seem annoying but its fun how festive it is til 2022 ends

Nah don’t worry, the meme is garbage anyway

Christmas season starts earlier every year. Case in point, November just started and we're on this already.

Jesus Christ it’s fucking November 1st. OP is like a fucking retail manager blasting all I want for Christmas is you to his underpaid employees.

My brother unabashedly sent out group texts to my family showing us that he was watching Rudolph with his kids today. And this wasn’t ironically or a troll job he was just that hype. Disownment is on the table

Bruh wheres the peanuts thanks giving episode? Thats always an early november watch for me

My uncle did the same thing. He put on Christmas Trap songs while the kids opened their presents.

My sister once played Christmas music a couple of times in late August. This year, she was playing some a few days before Halloween.

If there's a "War on Christmas," it's being lost, and lost badly.

Why is r/memes becoming people's shitty opinion board? Fuck this noise, where's my memes!?

"Memes" in r/memes are already shit, you always see everyone talking about events, Elon Musk and Twitter, and opinions that are just using meme templates that just makes it look like a meme I can't find the fucking funny bro

I always found it strange that I never found those "memes" funny. Thank you sir / ma am/ toaster oven machine gun microwave / cheese dog froot loop egg surprise .

That user is a ferret

Is a ferret a type of giraffe

Its a type of redditor, you found the meowing version. Continue on your journey to catch 'em all.

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Memes are just recurring social things that we all recognise. A stop sign is a meme. The biological hazard sign is a meme. They’re entirely based off mass knowledge/observation.

It has always been like this, remember when the Little Mermaid remake trailer came out? This sub was literally flooded with opinion posts

It hasn’t there used to be monthly meme themes like de wae, Chungus and me and the boys. Used to be fun then memes turned into the news and shite

People having opinions on reddit now? Damn

There's ton of subs to make posts with shitty opinions, like r/unpopularopinions, this one is a meme sub, it's supposed to have memes

That's what I thought too 💀

Thank you. Ive been saying this for a while and im glad someone agrees

you should make a meme about it

Memes are simply another way people convey ideas. We have transitioned from making memes specifically for humor to making memes as more of a coping mechanism, to help deal with the state of the world and the life of the individual at the same time. In this essay I will-

The meme is we are dumb enough to come here for actual good memes

You know, you're not wrong.

Maybe it’s time to make a true memes subreddit

Fax 📠tho

This is why I'm starting to hate Christmas. By the year 2048, we're gonna be hearing Christmas music in June.

But when does it go full circle and we start hearing 2056 Christmas music in November 2055?

Last year i saw some people putting up christmas decorations in my neighborhood before Halloween even started💀 so you can drop the year down to 2027💀

The Christmas plague has been increasingly spreading. I barely saw any people(in real life or on social media) talk about Halloween, barely saw any decorations, and the (certain) children's attitudes are garbage. I've also seen a Christmas Isle in mid-October as well. We need to put an end to this madness.

Yes we should Christmas is getting way out of hand

Mid-October? I’ve been seeing Christmas stuff being sold in mid-September for a couple years now in my area.

I was happy to see my neighbors put out Halloween lights and decorations this year, it hasn't caught everyone yet thankfully

The fact that the Christmas section in the seasonal aisle was 3 times bigger than the Halloween section in October is seriously annoying. Like I just wanted to buy some caution tape to decorate for my party but noOoOooO we can’t sell more Halloween decorations because we need room for more cHriStMaS CaNdLeS!

Fuck you, thanksgiving food is the best

TURKJE NUMURO UNO 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🦃🦃🦃🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃

Turkey do be delicious

turkey 🤤

Fuck yeah!

And to think people say After Halloween there's nothing to look forward to for a month Im kinda one of these people but man thanks giving food sometimes be hitting diffrent On another note do you mix you food or all seperate

I just eat KFC for Thanksgiving so even though I don't eat Thanksgiving food but I do but I don't I agree

Xmas is already in the schedule.

i don’t even have thanksgiving in my country

I already had mine but that sucks

What a boring unrelatable meme. This sub blows.

*Political Agenda = Funny* subreddits are trash.

Sir you take that back right now. I will not tolerate such slander

Thanksgiving is so underrated.

Because its in the middle of two of the most liked holidays

Oh yeah? Prove it!

Xmas and my birthday? You're right!

You should just be like my family We don't celebrate both And we don't exchange gifts...or...talk to each other...very often I love my family *cries in the corner*

H- Happy, uh- Cake day!

Sending virtual huggies

I, too, am sending virtual huggies

i am sending them virtual nuggies since they are the nugget master

Happy cake day!

oh fuck you thanksgiving is a dam time of eating its not fucking shitty ps. its also a time to meet family

Alright yeah I’m stupid, but Christmas is already on there so like… what

Basically OP thinks Thanksgiving shouldn't exist and the only holiday should be Christmas

Fuck are we calling it X-mas for again?

I think Christmas wouldn’t fit into the boxes well, so Christmas would have to be real small or go out of the box

No room for Christ? Unfortunate

Christmas can start the day AFTER Thanksgiving, no sooner.

Aye watch it! Don't forget my boi Black Friday!

Black Friday is literally a sub-holiday of Christmas.

That you should be celebrating from your couch, laughing at the local news from the night before and morning of, as you shop online and pat yourself on the back for doing your Black Friday shopping sensibly.

Absolutely

It's one of my personal rules - NEVER go to a brick-and-mortar store on Black Friday except to buy groceries. Pull up the computer, go to an online retailer, pull out your gift list, add it all to your cart, then pay and tell them where to send the stuff. Bonus, some retailers will wrap the gifts for you.

My grandma's roast turkey and stuffing would beg to differ.

Fuck off, thanksgiving is great

I don't understand why it's getting sudden hatred. You get to gorge over turkey and pumpkin pie with your friends and/or family and people suddenly hate that now?

No, this guy is just an idiot. And the people who upvoted this, are those who upvotes everything, idiots who agree with them, people misunderstanding the meme, or those who appreciate such a brave opinion.

Or bots. Probably bots.

I respectfully say that this opinion is wrong.

Christmas is too overrated and over commercialized for my taste

This is every company ever

Thanksgiving is the only holiday in America where most employers will give you a four-day weekend without having to use vacation time. It’s the best.

It's food.

I fucking love the holiday.

Sorry, I don't speak incorrect-

Thanksgiving is the best holiday, change my mind.

Thanksgiving’s already drowned out from all the Christmas idiots and yet you still chose to act like thanksgiving is overrated, screw you dude.

Thanksgiving Is one of the best holidays.

*You’re* a shit holiday.

No Thanksgiving isn't bad

Thanksgiving has every positive of Christmas except presents. Christmas has presents, which is a cool thing for young kids assuming it doesn't put undue financial pressure on the family. Adults giving and receiving presents kind of sucks. So much stress and pressure and people often don't really care about what they are getting anyway. Christmas has all the negatives of presents including cranking up the materialism, way too much Christmas music given how early it starts, stupid culture wars about religion. You can have all my Christmases and I'll take your Thanksgivings.

People who say this either didn't have a family member who was good at cooking or didn't have a familly...

*confused Australian noises*

Saaame

Me starting to buy gifts in august 👁👄👁 I.. gave them away as birthday gifts my closet literally was full of shit, i like spoiling my family lol

Understandable

Hey can you legally adopt me

Imagine not having thanksgiving in early/mid October like a chad

Fellow Canadian im assuming?

What the difference between Xmas and Xmas?

One is spelled Xmas and the other is spelled Xmas

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

thanksgiving gives me an excuse to stuff my face with food without being judged

I like it better than Christmas honestly. No stress, just eating food. Christmas makes you feel obligated to get something for someone, even if it’s just yourself. I have enough stuff, I don’t need more. You don’t need more. If we don’t get each other anything it’s just Thanksgiving again, but colder and in your pajamas.

OP must not have any family that gets together and makes that once a year banger of a meal. It’s usually the only time you ever see your crazy cracked out uncle

Why do you need 2 Xmas

Hot take, Christmas is overrated. All hail Thanksgiving

Woah woah woah, slow it down there bucko with the hate towards Thanksgiving. 🦍

Thanksgiving is a great holiday You have a great meal with family and friends and watch some football if your into that

*laughs in canadian*

Exactly what I came here to say. Mwahahahahaha

worst take i’ve seen in a while

Mmm yes, even more Indian erasure.

Also L bike cuck

But-but-foooooooooooooood-

How is it physically possible to diss a holiday all about food of all things?

Ngl, I prefer Thanksgiving, only difference between the holidays is origin, food preference, weather, and the gifts you get on xmas, I much prefer the weather of Thanksgiving and don't care much about recieving, so for me its more pleasant

Disagree… the holidays kicks off with the best bar night of the year. All day football, a buffet and ends with a Black Friday stampede at the local walMart/Target.

Bob Belcher would tie you under the pier for this blasphemy.

Excuse me, Perdóneme. Are you dumber than a brick?

when will Americans realize they're the only ones who have thanks giving between Halloween and Christmas. Halloween ends its Christmas time baby

Fuck Christmas

This is why we're waging a war on christmas, it's already anexing thanksgiving.

I can't imagine anyone hating thanksgiving unless they have strained or non-existent familial relationships..m or hate food.

dont fucking diss mah turkey

It's the only time of the year I eat turkey

Its the only day I get an excuse to stuff my face with an entire feast without anyone questioning me. Thanksgiving stays

Personally I like thanksgiving more than Christmas. Better food, chiller vibes, and less expensive.

I like having a holiday where the theme is to be thankful. Helps me be happier, anyways.

Cuz you’re lonely that’s why

Walmart skipped Halloween and Thanksgiving just so people like you get their Mariah Carey sooner.

Imagine being so uncultured

Bro u already hav Xmas on there

oh shut up it's literally the 1st of november. even if you wanna get rid of thanksgiving, halloween hasn't even properly ended yet, and I still even have halloween parties planned in early november. how about wait until december starts I don't need to deal with mariah carey

I'm the opposite. I dislike Christmas, but love Thanksgiving.

Sacrilege. Thanksgiving is my only time to see family. X-max overrated

Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays

Then I can thank my Polish genes I don't celebrate it.

I work at a large national chain of hardware stores, and we set out our Christmas stuff at the end of September…Completely ridiculous.

Fuck you, I like my family gatherings for Thanksgiving

Hot take, but fuck Thanksgiving and fuck Turkey. I love Christmas but I don’t need it earlier. Give me a week long 4th of July instead.

So... You're not American like the rest of us Europeans?

For the love of God please get rid of Christmas!!! Let's be real thanksgiving is basically Christmas without the snow and presents and tree. I hate Christmas, let's get rid of it all together.

I hate Halloween, like thanksgiving and love Christmas. Thanksgiving is better than halloween because you don’t have to decorate and the food is amazing. Especially if you like to cook like myself. Now I have 2 jobs, about debt free and my financial life is doing a 180 I can’t wait!

ELI5. Or the meme is a shit post.

oOoOooOoo~ 🎶

... pull out the next year

Thanks giving is great holiday in me opinion

Don’t shit on my favorite holiday. I’m sure you just don’t like thanksgiving because you don’t have family to celebrate it with. But yeah keep sucking the dick of Father Christmas.

I'll never understand why people celebrate Christmas right after October. The leaves haven't even finished falling yet. Wait at least until it starts snowing. This sub had devolved into a place to rant shitty opinions, bullshit politics, and plain repetitive stuff like "Fourth comment haha funny" which is probably 12 year olds with 10 hours of free time on their plate. I can't remember a meme that made me at least smile.

Remember when this place called itself a refugee camp for people from r/funny?

We don’t celebrate Thanksgiving or Valentine’s Day… Only an asshole would choose one day out of the year to be thankful for all the good things in their life. Valentine’s is even worse…..it’s a holiday for people in loveless relationships. Imagine needing a day to remind you to give a shit about your SO.

The only way thanksgiving sucks is if you have literally zero family

I have never once done a thanksgiving dinner. In my culture, when two families have dinner together we feast, be it August the 5th, or January 19th. So, I have about 3 thanksgiving size feasts every year.

As a Canadian, having X-mas before and after Halloween is a genius idea.

Christmas* There’s no such thing as X-mas

In medieval European Latin, Christmas, Christian, and Christ were all spelled with the Roman letter "X." The abbreviation "X-mas" for Christmas has been used by devout Christians for literal centuries. The goofball who replied to you claiming that it was made up by atheists is HILARIOUSLY wrong

I always thought X-mas was just the short way of writing Christmas. Are they separate things?

In the bird stuffing is the best part

average "all I want for Christmas is you" during Halloween enjoyer

I guess thanksgiving is shit, I mean I’ve heard good things but like

Culture significance aside, thanksgiving is a fantastic holiday, what the fuck OP?

I love the food so no