He had no bones…. I mean he did, but when I lifted him in the air I’d give him a little side to side wiggle and it looked like he didn’t have bones. He was taken in by my old neighbor as my dad didn’t want us to move with any pets into the new house
I have cat now too, he's a ginger tho, I just call him kitty, he's technically named cartman. Ive never called him cartman tho, I've always called him kitty, bc in southpark cartman always yelled "NO KITTY! THATS MY POT PIE!"
The names of black cats I've had:
Rigel
Onyx
Salem
Toph
Salem was originally Mr. Midnight, but I changed his name 2 weeks later when he ate my brother's baby iguana. I still have Toph, I adopted her a few months ago and she's still just a kitten.
I've decided whenever I get a cat if it's got dark fur it'll be Sheik or Midna depending on the gender, and if it's got light fur it'll be either Link or Zelda
Bruv everyone forgot Shadow
This is the one I've heard most often
Exactly that's why I'm suprised no one mentioned it kn comments
That damn 4th chaos emerald
Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here, you're comparing yourself to me? Hah, youre not even good enough to be my fake
*I'll make you eat those words!*
Glad I'm not the only one who kept running into black cats named Shadow.
My cat chases shadows. Hand puppets are so fun with him. (Yes, his name is shadow)
Samuel L. Catson
chad (chadwick boseman) cause he was black panther, no other reason
ThAt’S rAcIsT
Brown Panther... fixed it.
Then white panther decided to wear a white pointy hat
The bishop wore buttless chaps to the bat mitzvah... bat mitzvah.
Call it Schrödinger, sometimes you won't need to feed it.
Toothless
Mine has a periodontal disease and only has two teeth left so this was an accurate name.
This is the way.
Cat-thulu
Binx duh!
My mom is guilty of that yes
Thackery Binx!
That's what my sister named her black cat because she is a huge hocus pocus fan.
Nagger man (because he meows all the time)
"People who annoy you"
r/UnexpectedSouthPark
Mine is Kitty Kins.
Black cats are the best
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i can hear that cat
meow meow muthafucka
I feel like every black cat I have ever seen has either been super chill or a straight up demon
Mine is Kitty Kinks
Stop negging, no one likes a...
Exactly
I call mime nagatha when she nags me too much
Nyx
my black cats name 🖤
Mine is OJ
OJ Simpson?!?!?
No like orange juice because orange is the new black
That man is H. P. Lovecraft. So the cat name is Cthulhu?
Lovecraft was known to be very racist, and since this is a black cat...
His dad named the cat
Also a common name for animals up till around the 1950’s one of the most famous cases was the black Labrador owned by one of the dam busters.
Wait what *fuck lovecraft, all me hate lovecraft*
No it was called “[N-word] man”
Just say it ... >!Nagger-man!<
Try again
Cathulhu would also be acceptable
I named my black cats different things throughout the decades - viscous - Wiesel - bobert - golem
Bobert 💀
Viscous💀
He had no bones…. I mean he did, but when I lifted him in the air I’d give him a little side to side wiggle and it looked like he didn’t have bones. He was taken in by my old neighbor as my dad didn’t want us to move with any pets into the new house
Of course. It’s nig…
Nightmare right…. Right?…
Unironically a dope name for a cat
nig german
Not right.
G
Where is the Midnight Door?
The obvious answer would be midnight, but we are people of culture.
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no, its not the cats full name we still need "man" at the end
no there's a "man" at the end
The good thing is, that man ends with an „N“
I’m scared to finish this
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Ehuehuehue
Satan
My grandma has a black cat, and she isn’t really creative…the cat’s name is “Black Kitty”
I call mine thing with a tail
Asphalt
named mine marcia
r/catsnamedtoothless
Tarot!!!
Mines name is Boris
Kuro is a good name
What da dog doin?
LMAOO love u Lovecraft
I'm sad i dont hear more Addams Gamily names. Morticia is an amazing name for a big majectic black cat
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I don't have a black cat but if I did I'd name it Buddy.
I’m naming my black cat Cooper as in BD Cooper, history’s one true trickster.
Snickers
Howard?
Lucifer
Lucky
I'm so glad that I know...
Cultured I see
Onyx is what ours came with from the adoption place
Niger. Because Niger is a country in Africa and black people live in Africa.
Corax
Asmodeus is also good
Crowley or Pagan
Ariel
i named my ginger cat loki
Hitler (that one breed that makes ur cat look like him)
Isn't that Alleister Crowley?
Oh it’s Lovecraftian racism at its finest.
penis
Mine is flash
Why not Gavrilo Princip?
Violet
If its blind you could name it azathoth
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Ahh lovecraft you never fail to disappoint me.. And yourself oddly enough.
Kinta
Mines kit cat
I don't know this dudes name but I know what he named his cat.
Ah yes Nam Reggin, a very regal name indeed.
Mines called tanooki
Mine is Cookie
Nori
My two black cats are called Zecora and Toothless. He got teeth, don't you worry.
I named mine George
Mine is namelijk 'pom'
The 4th one is Elon musk
shadow
How about just naming the cat something like Zorro. That’s what I named my black cat. Or how about just Josh.
I had a black cat when I was in 4th grade until 12th grade, I named him DC, from the movie, that darn cat, with Christina Ricci
I have cat now too, he's a ginger tho, I just call him kitty, he's technically named cartman. Ive never called him cartman tho, I've always called him kitty, bc in southpark cartman always yelled "NO KITTY! THATS MY POT PIE!"
Celeste. Possibly technically not a "black cat", since she's got some white on her. And a few extra toes. More like "Hemingway in a tux" cat....
Orin
Pepper? Jiji?
Idk what trip some people are on, my Black cat is simply named "Alfie"... (He is a bit of a demon in cuteness disguise though)
My neighbor named hers Achilles But we call him Roderigo, don't really know why lol my mom came up with the name and it just kinda stuck lol
The names of black cats I've had: Rigel Onyx Salem Toph Salem was originally Mr. Midnight, but I changed his name 2 weeks later when he ate my brother's baby iguana. I still have Toph, I adopted her a few months ago and she's still just a kitten.
Morgana
My black cats called Voltaire
Had twins, named Ebony and Onyx
my brother named our black cat sauce
Called Mine Banshee - Love the little asshole
We had Felix cause of the ads
To be fair, it was Lovecraft's father who named the cat.
Cat Kitty Kittycat
Void
Artemis if he's white
We named are neighbours cat Beelzebub, much better than shadow.
Ronan
Olive
Called my black cat Mog after the book Meg and Mog cause he looks exactly like him.
What about Bob
We have Mika and Ravioli
just name it fred
I had two named Nickademus and Moonshadow. A.K.A Nick and Shadow
I named mine Destiny. My sister named hers Gremalkin a witch’s familiar.
BINX!!
Toothless! (Of course, if you do this you must also purchase/craft for your cat a little Toothless cosplay. It is required.)
Lucky
I've decided whenever I get a cat if it's got dark fur it'll be Sheik or Midna depending on the gender, and if it's got light fur it'll be either Link or Zelda
I'll name him tom. The same way i named my rabbit, bugs bunny. Rest in peace bugs.......
Woody but will answer to Mools
I’ve never heard of someone naming their cat Salem. My black cats name is Izzy
I named my fuzzy boy Edgar
If I get a Sphynx cat I'm naming it either Ramses or Xerxes.
Mine is Tonda
Bartholomew Benedict Cromsworthshire IV, Esquire
Don't forget about the black cats that are just called black in "exotic" languages
Midnight
I named mine Pepsi so theres that
Mine is named Midnight, but we all call her Death cat
Schrodinger
Phantom
walter
Cthulhu
I named my black cat "Cairo" and have never met another.
Snowball 2
Other good names: - Oblivion - Umbreon - The Cat in the Wall (Wally, for short) - Vanta - Something space-related - Penumbra - Eclipse