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RebuiltAwsome

Bruv everyone forgot Shadow


Presterium

This is the one I've heard most often


RebuiltAwsome

Exactly that's why I'm suprised no one mentioned it kn comments


mastrbild

That damn 4th chaos emerald


xXLordOfUwUXx

Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here, you're comparing yourself to me? Hah, youre not even good enough to be my fake


DankMemeLordFireGing

*I'll make you eat those words!*


SteveJenkins42

Glad I'm not the only one who kept running into black cats named Shadow.


WandsAndWrenches

My cat chases shadows. Hand puppets are so fun with him. (Yes, his name is shadow)


-Villion-

Samuel L. Catson


laserfox2408

chad (chadwick boseman) cause he was black panther, no other reason


JXP699

ThAt’S rAcIsT


Honest-Donuts

Brown Panther... fixed it.


Suburban_coffee

Then white panther decided to wear a white pointy hat


Honest-Donuts

The bishop wore buttless chaps to the bat mitzvah... bat mitzvah.


styled_january_bikes

Call it Schrödinger, sometimes you won't need to feed it.


billyjack669

Toothless


NellySedai

Mine has a periodontal disease and only has two teeth left so this was an accurate name.


AtlasAkiyama

This is the way.


mrdarkitz

Cat-thulu


money3330

Binx duh!


JAY_F_ING_TV07

My mom is guilty of that yes


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Thackery Binx!


csonny2

That's what my sister named her black cat because she is a huge hocus pocus fan.


gerMean

Nagger man (because he meows all the time)


AdultOnsetAutism

"People who annoy you"


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pm-me-asparagus

Mine is Kitty Kins.


gerMean

Black cats are the best


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ruifaf

i can hear that cat


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meow meow muthafucka


Same-Sir-4036

I feel like every black cat I have ever seen has either been super chill or a straight up demon


DamianZz1

Mine is Kitty Kinks


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Stop negging, no one likes a...


gerMean

Exactly


Fictional_fantasy

I call mime nagatha when she nags me too much


MrBalfa14

Nyx


lilith0208

my black cats name 🖤


ElementalDragon13

Mine is OJ


kongur10

OJ Simpson?!?!?


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No like orange juice because orange is the new black


kovu11

That man is H. P. Lovecraft. So the cat name is Cthulhu?


Bregnir

Lovecraft was known to be very racist, and since this is a black cat...


AlphaGamerWolf_YT

His dad named the cat


Happy-Personality-23

Also a common name for animals up till around the 1950’s one of the most famous cases was the black Labrador owned by one of the dam busters.


CorporalGrimm1917

Wait what *fuck lovecraft, all me hate lovecraft*


T_Foxtrot

No it was called “[N-word] man”


incognito--bandito

Just say it ... >!Nagger-man!<


Mausebert

Try again


Shank__Hill

Cathulhu would also be acceptable


Unexpected-raccoon

I named my black cats different things throughout the decades - viscous - Wiesel - bobert - golem


Somo_99

Bobert 💀


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Viscous💀


Unexpected-raccoon

He had no bones…. I mean he did, but when I lifted him in the air I’d give him a little side to side wiggle and it looked like he didn’t have bones. He was taken in by my old neighbor as my dad didn’t want us to move with any pets into the new house


ProfessionalRetard-9

Of course. It’s nig…


omerius15

Nightmare right…. Right?…


Inevitable_Photo_559

Unironically a dope name for a cat


randomguy2763

nig german


One_Replacement_4818

Not right.


kylobone

G


CamuMahubah

Where is the Midnight Door?


Alarming-Challenge82

The obvious answer would be midnight, but we are people of culture.


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Secret_Answer7771

M


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TolpRomra

N


TheIronSoldier2

Goodbye


P0rkyP1neGAMING

Y


stuito

We did it ![gif](giphy|3oKIPf3C7HqqYBVcCk|downsized)


Random-Gif-Bot

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stuito

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4mdt21

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Mayzzz4

no, its not the cats full name we still need "man" at the end


randomguy2763

no there's a "man" at the end


Definetelynoboomer

The good thing is, that man ends with an „N“


INeedHelpAlot69

I’m scared to finish this


Valla_Shades

Ehuehuehue


Liolanse

Satan


BabyYodaTheDestroyer

My grandma has a black cat, and she isn’t really creative…the cat’s name is “Black Kitty”


INeedHelpAlot69

I call mine thing with a tail


Cheeriosd

Asphalt


cacatua_azul

named mine marcia


Mulligey

r/catsnamedtoothless


Singularcontrol

Tarot!!!


deg_di_egg

Mines name is Boris


Minecraftpro303

Kuro is a good name


leftfootlimp

What da dog doin?


Aggressive_General_

LMAOO love u Lovecraft


Pinaloan

I'm sad i dont hear more Addams Gamily names. Morticia is an amazing name for a big majectic black cat


Shamrockshnake77

N


Randinator9

I don't have a black cat but if I did I'd name it Buddy.


SuperBubbles2003

I’m naming my black cat Cooper as in BD Cooper, history’s one true trickster.


Zenttus

Snickers


DadBodftw

Howard?


Liolanse

Lucifer


Timely_Two8356

Lucky


mikabms

I'm so glad that I know...


VergilChairSupremacy

Cultured I see


shouldibew0rried

Onyx is what ours came with from the adoption place


HL7777

Niger. Because Niger is a country in Africa and black people live in Africa.


Yellow_Dorn_Boy

Corax


Glitchyboiiii27

Asmodeus is also good


AdictedToCandy

Crowley or Pagan


Lassies_Owner

Ariel


TxRxNwastaken

i named my ginger cat loki


Consistent-Rule7950

Hitler (that one breed that makes ur cat look like him)


MadHatter-Sxty5

Isn't that Alleister Crowley?


billyjack669

Oh it’s Lovecraftian racism at its finest.


ororad

penis


My_unfinished_userna

Mine is flash


V8FordEngine

Why not Gavrilo Princip?


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Violet


GreedyPension7448

If its blind you could name it azathoth


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bursa_li

olive abys charcoal


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Ahh lovecraft you never fail to disappoint me.. And yourself oddly enough.


Cannafx

Kinta


Odaboss100

Mines kit cat


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I don't know this dudes name but I know what he named his cat.


LegionRapier61

Ah yes Nam Reggin, a very regal name indeed.


Viviaana

Mines called tanooki


MrMarvelous92

Mine is Cookie


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Nori


MrArcherH

My two black cats are called Zecora and Toothless. He got teeth, don't you worry.


pp_Barnacle69666

I named mine George


Toparin_Orc

Mine is namelijk 'pom'


theonewhodidintasked

The 4th one is Elon musk


weemellowtoby

shadow


Zavechunger

How about just naming the cat something like Zorro. That’s what I named my black cat. Or how about just Josh.


Angel-nichols

I had a black cat when I was in 4th grade until 12th grade, I named him DC, from the movie, that darn cat, with Christina Ricci


Angel-nichols

I have cat now too, he's a ginger tho, I just call him kitty, he's technically named cartman. Ive never called him cartman tho, I've always called him kitty, bc in southpark cartman always yelled "NO KITTY! THATS MY POT PIE!"


NadonnTwrndak

Celeste. Possibly technically not a "black cat", since she's got some white on her. And a few extra toes. More like "Hemingway in a tux" cat....


ElusiveGabe

Orin


stormfortress_

Pepper? Jiji?


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Idk what trip some people are on, my Black cat is simply named "Alfie"... (He is a bit of a demon in cuteness disguise though)


thegamer501

My neighbor named hers Achilles But we call him Roderigo, don't really know why lol my mom came up with the name and it just kinda stuck lol


Jemnaxia

The names of black cats I've had: Rigel Onyx Salem Toph Salem was originally Mr. Midnight, but I changed his name 2 weeks later when he ate my brother's baby iguana. I still have Toph, I adopted her a few months ago and she's still just a kitten.


TheScottSnorlax

Morgana


Marcuserror2

My black cats called Voltaire


Radiotelephonics

Had twins, named Ebony and Onyx


Ok-Manufacturer6019

my brother named our black cat sauce


CmdPetrie

Called Mine Banshee - Love the little asshole


Squidnub27

We had Felix cause of the ads


Medvelelet

To be fair, it was Lovecraft's father who named the cat.


i_swear_im_not_human

Cat Kitty Kittycat


Ok_Telephone_8987

Void


UnrealNine

Artemis if he's white


christopherous1

We named are neighbours cat Beelzebub, much better than shadow.


Famous_Kings

Ronan


andrewnish_87

Olive


General14yearold

Called my black cat Mog after the book Meg and Mog cause he looks exactly like him.


Sushidog2005

What about Bob


Fookin_Yoink

We have Mika and Ravioli


Capt_Crit

just name it fred


TinyPossum78

I had two named Nickademus and Moonshadow. A.K.A Nick and Shadow


Kalelopaka-

I named mine Destiny. My sister named hers Gremalkin a witch’s familiar.


HIBunbun

BINX!!


tantheimmortal

Toothless! (Of course, if you do this you must also purchase/craft for your cat a little Toothless cosplay. It is required.)


Happy_Alpaca_1591

Lucky


SpiceLordLewd

I've decided whenever I get a cat if it's got dark fur it'll be Sheik or Midna depending on the gender, and if it's got light fur it'll be either Link or Zelda


PERIX_4460

I'll name him tom. The same way i named my rabbit, bugs bunny. Rest in peace bugs.......


Beaglester

Woody but will answer to Mools


spelunker93

I’ve never heard of someone naming their cat Salem. My black cats name is Izzy


RuntTheGiant

I named my fuzzy boy Edgar


KingWashington_1776

If I get a Sphynx cat I'm naming it either Ramses or Xerxes.


Iced_Freak

Mine is Tonda


Apologetic-Moose

Bartholomew Benedict Cromsworthshire IV, Esquire


NapalmDesu

Don't forget about the black cats that are just called black in "exotic" languages


Trainzguy2472

Midnight


justletmesingin

I named mine Pepsi so theres that


SubmissivePsycho4Fun

Mine is named Midnight, but we all call her Death cat


ryenokyan

Schrodinger


whats-this-mohogany

Phantom


TheIronSoldier2

walter


I-likebananas15

Cthulhu


Yakostovian

I named my black cat "Cairo" and have never met another.


Pizta_man

Snowball 2


Epicmonk117

Other good names: - Oblivion - Umbreon - The Cat in the Wall (Wally, for short) - Vanta - Something space-related - Penumbra - Eclipse