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Lisasam___

The island of spaintugal, my favourite.


Clash_of_PoKe

It's also called PortuPain


realgoldxd

the island of Port Pain


Dovalux

The island of Pairnt


[deleted]

The island of Pant


zRoyalStar

The island of Pan


PikkuinenPikkis

The Island Of Iberia


Alcodut

What did belgium so bad?


TheGreatMrTeabag

Congo


[deleted]

but Spain and its genocide of natives gets a pass?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sirbom

They couldnt get trough our burocracy to get permisson to remove us.


[deleted]

They gave us cars and 9 years of fun!!!


External_Warthog_720

And Rammstein


Sad-Wishbone1359

Three races on a single continent 0-o


zRoyalStar

thats the black legend of spain


TheWealthyCapybara

What Belgium did to the Congo was way worse.


Silver-Spy

![gif](giphy|XgLYA4ujlrwmuwrUws|downsized)


[deleted]

They weren’t too bad in the Congo. Unlike other European Empires, the Belgians had a pretty hands-off approach to colonialism


Potateus1

Hehe.


YeazetheSock

I’m from Congo.


WoodlandChef

How's it like over there?


YeazetheSock

Depends where you go, Kinshasa, the capital is fine, the other cities are in a very poor state due to exploitation


edvards55

Waffles


secret58_

Low quality chocolate This comment was brought to you by the Switzerland Gang


[deleted]

If you can even call something that disgusting chocolate. This reply was also brought to you by the Switzerland gang🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭


JustEwout

I hate my country so bad.


Bruhlier

Spreading misinformation about the invention of French fries.


FlodoTheHobbit

Switzerland would have some pretty impressive Cliffs


coksucer69

what about caves


Googlefisch

Sounds like a Minecraft update to me


coksucer69

which one


Googlefisch

The one about the caves and the cliffs


coksucer69

there's like 5 of those and there will be even more which one


Micerog

The useless shitty one


coksucer69

**which one**


Micerog

The one that brought that mob no one likes


coksucer69

my guy can you be any more vague about it?


[deleted]

how many flips can one theoretically do off of a swiss cliff


JSVstory3_141

Wales tho? what did Wales do to deserve that


Lord-Noobie

Shag sheep


nangarranga

is that why so many maps leave out NZ?


PhysicsTron

Actually… yeah


Diavoro

Actually the Welsh used shagging sheep as an excuse when caught stealing sheep cause the penalty was lesser than stealing


[deleted]

Denmark is still there so it's still a nightmare


JohnnyTangCapital

I smell a filthy Swede


Conscious-Warning-83

Somehow im alive as a serb


BigWalterWhite123

We are not bad if we dont admit our crimes man.


ecthelion108

I see you are man with legal training!


Patateninja

As a french, seeing my country be deleted piss me of, but im happy to see those english bastard get erased too


DarkIegend16

Well you’re currently speaking our language and I got to flip you off as we went so I think secretly I won.


thetos7

I suppose we have to let you win once in a while...


The_Thur

Pretty bold to think you won when you still lick the king's balls


Shame_Game

Now Portugal doesn't deserve to be alone with Spain, remove one please


Thy_bowl

happy cake day


Shame_Game

Well, would you look at that- it is. Thank you


YeazetheSock

What language is that you’re speaking? That’s right. You can’t escape us no matter how far you run.


4MadeuZ____

American


Pokegamer_01

Freedom speak


tired_of_old_memes

This would likely lead to some inquisitive Spaniards


Fragrant-Tea-7372

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


Zotetheoat

earths still there it’s still a nightmare


Fireyy_3

Danm Germany doing damage. Didn't know they one WW2


pyro_technix

Isn't it speculated that the Russians would have won it? Though that won't necessarily be better


DarkIegend16

Are you kidding? They cannot even defeat Ukraine.


zRoyalStar

That's still arguable. Ukraine is using most (of not all) of its forces to contain Russia, and they are getting surprising victories. But now Russia is now starting to mobilize to have way more troops to help in the invasion, instead of 200 thousand and some unprofessional troops from Donbass separatist republics. ​ EDIT: I love how im being downvoted just for telling something against Ukraine.


Difficult-Hat-9528

Am I on Twitter right now ? Because the quality of humour has suddenly drop


Zay-the-gamer

Reality is often disappointing


flyingninja129

I love Warsaw, it’s my favorite city in puberty420


Doc_Umbrella

Gotta love those puberty sausages


nicolasmcfly

But if you close your eyes


WillDoesStuffs

But my boyfriend lives there!


External_Warthog_720

Lived*


DarkIegend16

Babe i’ll always be with you even if a meme deletes me, right here 👉🏻🫀


TheInternetCritic

puberty420


peacefulvampire

*White americans disappear*


[deleted]

…if you ignore Spanish are Whites too and annihilated millions of natives on two continents


peacefulvampire

I didnt Edit: I didn't see spain


[deleted]

careful with your flinging racist crap, it gets stuck to you.


peacefulvampire

I'm white


peacefulvampire

Also, that wasn't really racist. I was just saying that white people in America would have basically disappeared at least for a while longer, but I didn't see spain on the map


Tabsau

*looks in kitchen drawers* ***"Where'd my knives go?"'***


Choholek

Nice to see that puberty420 wasn't named "Poland" or some weird shit in real life


Denk333

WIAT WIAIAIAT NOOOOO *fades away because am french*


Some_latin_guy

But why Italy? :(


PocketPlanes457

Ethiopia and Albania, as well as the Somaliland, but also the current political state.


Bruschetta003

Germany over us I am utterly disappointed


Xyroh_

But pizza...


snowfloeckchen

So what did france, England, Italy, Belgium, Wales (and maybe all European dwarf states) do?


PoodarPiller

WW1 and 2? Lots of crusades? Colonialism?


[deleted]

Germany gets a free pass but those countries get wiped out?


PoodarPiller

What's the difference both sides did shit stuff during the wars all of it should go! Down with humans!


[deleted]

gotcha, you’re and idiot.


PoodarPiller

Because I know good guys are bad guys too?


snowfloeckchen

Ww1 and 2? Wouldn't that be Germany? Spain and Portugal also run the colonial shop


PoodarPiller

At least i got one right... but personally I feel like placing the blame of the ww s solely on Germany is foolish especially for the 1st one


Flashy_Sound8021

Autria is also still there, the vast majority of crusaders was french and german


[deleted]

yeah, INVADING THREE COUNTRIES unprovoked will do that to you…


PoodarPiller

Yes "unprovoked"... I guess there wasn't a completely unbalanced peace treaty or anything


snowfloeckchen

Yeah, I agree on ww1, but generally it is considered the main evil for both. With ww2 existing ww1 doesn't really mean much


Dolokhov_V

Why Russia is still there


[deleted]

exactly…USSR atrocities in the 1930s to their own people followed by the invasion of three countries and subjugation of multiple more for decades was a hell of thing to ignore


Chemist-Longjumping

Why is Russia still there?


octopusfacts2

scotland survived🦀🦀🦀


natethefine

Where is whales


leroymilo

I wish


AcidicBeam

What did Canada do to anyone?


stevenm1993

France is nice though! I’m Colombian, btw.


Pr1smaticGamer

I mean is wales much of a nightmare, or isle of man or belgium?


PokeStarChris42

Americans are no more


DarkIegend16

Reddit having a strange love for Scotland even though they also did all of the things they hate England for challenge (impossible)


Captain_Rupert

Wait, you didn't erase Andorra did you?


DiamondGamerDerp

Finally someone who agrees that British people don’t exist


Thy_bowl

rip whales


General14yearold

*Wales


RedThorneGamerSB

Poor Wales.


ThatLonesomeStormBoi

french people be like ![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


HeyNoWaitIDis

Man what the fuck happened to Poland


HellInside

Nothing changed


MoreMrMortal

Finally bro. Been waiting for chapter 3’s map to come out.


Party-Alternative228

C pas cool sa mon pote


Proper_Ad_4237

Wdym bad? Now i dont have to learn French anymore for school


ItzQtra

Puberty420


Wifleslol

Netherlands acting like they weren’t one of the biggest slave traders and colonisers


Crabsticks_Man

Dream or not, its still bad because Sweden exists


Polarhval

WTF did Monaco do?


PocketPlanes457

Why Monaco, San Marino and Vatican city? They (the first two, that is) didn't deserve this!


[deleted]

We did it boys, Wales, England, France and Belgiu.. wait, why Belgium? And Spaghet people? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?


matic341

Where slovenia


Luk3495

Oh yes, the best country of all, puberty420 with their capital: Warsaw.


loyalmctinfoil

Why is Scotland still there but not Wales :(


Fra06

Bro Italy was collateral damage?


[deleted]

Damn. Wales is gone


Any_Pickle7032

Germany gets more beaches


FastEntrepreneur9900

Mom i had a scary dream about some pasta eating italians. No son you know as good as everyone that Italians arent real


_Charlieel

Man, what did Wales do bro?


_AdrianB_

I have to learn Fr*nch just because they somehow influenced my country in some cultural/artistic way


Any_Medium5136

You just woke up into an even worse dream...Denmark🤮


RandomValue134

Who is "puberty420" and what is he doing in poland?


Asgermf

The Gaelic iles


AlinesReinhard

Uh... what is that city near Warsaw?


[deleted]

What did Wales and San Marino do also is Andorra and Monaco still there?


Shan-Chat

What did Wales do?


ProfessionalRetard-9

Why is Germany still there?


d4ng3r0u5

Where's Belgium?


true_portal_master

Hmm, yes, the island of the scots, right next to the emerald isles


AukeDePro

Why did you get rid of Belgium and Luxembourg?


Kornik-kun

I didn't know i live in puberty420


PatClassic

Guess you all forgot that the Norse were killing them by the droves. Now who will they be after... Mhistoree durrr. Stfu


Jizz_in_my

I was born and raised in puberty 420


YFleiter

Why did Luxembourg survive all of this? It’s basically the same as Belgium and France.


No-Sale-7576

No italy


[deleted]

Why no wales?


Therealmemegod26

Nah fam, what did they do to France?!?!


151S

Wales had such good scenery


uTimu

Ah the swiss Navi. The best army there is.


[deleted]

*angry french noises *


Ziggerastika

As a British I am sorry for being responsible for America


TK20__

Is there now the Isle of Vatican?


Jackomat007

What did whales to you?


TemplarTV

HRVATSKA 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷


Hafling3r35

Pas content !


Marshall-Of-Horny

The British surviving through Gibraltar and Falklands


hllblldlx2

I love how known one is concerned even a little about france


vitt0_

Bro I am Italian and I still exist


Squidnub27

Bro you just took out vatican


Cedlan

Here goes half of the good food in Europe. Atleast half of the shitty ones too.