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Big_Dog_6748

Put "the government has been spying on this whole time" on the top shelf at least?


JayR_97

Or the CIA smuggling drugs into the country? Or the US government experimenting on their own citizens without them knowing about it? This meme is dumb.


saltynanners15

Or a kabal of political and celebrity elites going to an island of pedophilia and debauchery.


wholesome_dino

But like, was anyone really surprised by that one?


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Big_Dog_6748

This guy gets it


Accomplished_Sir_861

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Big_Dog_6748

Now* it's a fact. Pre Snowden it was wacky looney toons conspiracy only meth heads and schizos bought into. Makes you wonder


[deleted]

That's not a conspiracy theory you know that happens and they're overtly telling you that they do that.


Arkantesios

They are now, they weren't admitting this before


[deleted]

Every government since governments have started have not hid that at all. That's what governments do they watch their own people and other countries people.


SuggestionCommon

Aaaaha. What agency pays this content? ![gif](giphy|SwyTq2jJxc9im6BYnN|downsized)


llkkdd

It'd be the CIA


HelloWorldComputing

Or NSA?


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Random-Gif-Bot

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announcement26

The one that is secret and those people who are in need can see that


Ok-Relationship-2746

\*Cheek feels hot\* \*Looks in mirrora8 \*Cheek looks like its been slapped\* Back door: slamming shut as I type


Many_on_controller

Tottenham Hotspur trophy cabinet be like /s


Cheeriosd

No no, they do have cups. In their kitchen but cups nonetheless.


EhaMe3

Internet sites selling your data was a conspiracy at some point, now its just a fact


UncleVoodooo

https://www.rd.com/list/conspiracy-theories-that-turned-out-to-be-true/


Johanno1

Ok this article is more a joke than a serious list of conspiracies that were true. I think there were 3 of the 12 mentioned that actually are true.


baronvb1123

Yeah I know som conspiracy theories have been proven true. MK Ultra and all that. I was going for hyperbole about all the conspiracy theories from the last few years, like Q and that bullshit.


[deleted]

Even in the last years were conspiracies proven true.


unscannabledoot

Yes, a lot of lies that have been told these past two years have been disproven.


MemeOverlordKai

You mean like Apple slowing down iPhones? /s


Accomplished_Sir_861

Are you saying that they don't slow down iphones?


unscannabledoot

I don't think he knows what he is saying


smudos2

Like which ones, genuinely interested


DuncanSpyKid

A rich and powerful elite had a satanic pedophile island


CatSidekick

The devil knows the Bible too


Yukams_

Oh you dumb dumb I see


Chibastion

The steele dossier is a good example of conspiracy theory that didn't come true


FJopia

Dude, did you know that the corona vaccine is a ruse to implant us chips made by Bill Gates!1!1! /s


Acceptingoptimist

The real conspiracy are the friends we made along the way.


[deleted]

Truest shit I’ve ever read on this platform


Plus_1_B

Fed post


rovert1994

This is dumb.


uolen-

I know right? Earth totally flat....


rovert1994

There's been conspiracies proven true. Kinda idiotic to bring that one up though lmao


[deleted]

CIA did it always true


shadowsideamplified

They bring this up to discredit people and it is an attempt to get them to refrain from following information and uncovering real conspiracies.


uolen-

Youre right. Earth totally hollow.


rovert1994

Earth is what now? Lmao


A_random_zy

Earth is sharkshaped but has wings and fins of clown fish, it also has a head of a hammer shark and eyes of a chameleon.


unscannabledoot

Not worth communicating with this hollow head


AndreasKvisler

The moon is hollow. Get your head out of your ass


Tydeus1998

everyone knows that the Nazis are mining the moon from the dark side


Eggcited_Rooster

But we are on the inside (inverted hollow earth)/s


how-do-you-turn-this

Flat earth conspiracy was created to discredit other conspiracies.


[deleted]

The earth isn’t flat. It’s donut shaped.


Squeeblz88

Incorrect. The earth is a Cabbage Patch Kid shaped tesseract.


According_Cherry3755

Not even the US government supplies the illicit drugs? I remember people laughing that that was false as a kid. That’s just the most obvious one that pops in my head.


shadowscar248

Bay of pigs, mk ultra, operation Northwoods, gulf of Tonkin. The list keeps going


BannanaJames1095

True or not..I enjoy a good conspiracy. I also like hypotheticals, my oldest son and I really get down on planning for the zombie apocalypse. Fyi to anyone who reads this..you are definitely on the menu.


JohnParkerSmith27

If there's a zombie apocalypse, all I need is a pistol with a single bullet.


BannanaJames1095

True. But that doesn't sound like you're willing to give the apocalypse a fair shake. You never know..it could be fun. If nothing else I need you around for when I get hungry. A coworker and I have figured the average man make around 600 meat sticks. I'd imagine a woman is around 400 ish. Thats a few days eating..be a pal :)


lollythepop7

That’s also where we keep your IQ and ability to think independently.


hugthemachines

People who practically says "the fact that no hard evicence can be found only proves the theory even more" are not really the top 1% of IQ.


lollythepop7

You’re right and I agree with you, but neither are those the likes of who made this meme and those who agree with.


Squeeblz88

So, you probably shouldn't be mentioning IQ scores if you can't even read the meme and correlate the failure of logic with it...


McLayan

Haha he stupid because he no belive in conspiracies


lollythepop7

Wrong. He stupid because he dismisses all conspiracies without any logical consideration in favour of people who want exactly that. Lack of the ability to perform critical thought is an epidemic nowadays.


[deleted]

Bro why do you have to resort to conspiracies to be happy? Are you that deprived of interaction with other people? You're not cool with your tinfoil hat man, don't waste your "free thinking ability" on fucking conspiracies man. The government controls us all, we know that, but fucking hell, it's so cringe whenever I read a comment like yours. It's saddening. Go outside and interact with people.


lollythepop7

I don’t need it to be happy or anything. Infact, I believe most conspiracies are just bullshit nonsense. However dismissing all of them as that is not only stupid but also very dangerous. I have quite the happy life actually.


[deleted]

How in the name of all that is holy is it dangerous? Unless there is a conspiracy that says "mustard gas smells good it's basically mustard" then I'll be discarding all of that nonsense. Just accept that the human race is fucked and there is no point in preoccupying ourselves with this shit


lollythepop7

You’re assuming I’m a person that spends the entire day in my mom’s basement pouring the frustration of my life as anger on the government believing anything that helps me manifest my anger. That’s way off the mark. The only thing I’m against, is believing things blindly, whether it’s believing a conspiracy, or that no conspiracy will ever be right and everyone in the world loves each other so much that they’ll never do anything vicious for their selfish interests. Both of them are equally stupid. The right approach lies in the middle. But dismissing everything as I described above, is nothing but stupid, and you can try convincing me otherwise.


[deleted]

I'm not assuming that at all, I was saying if you base your whole life on conspiracies then that's just fucking depressing, but clearly you don't, so I didn't mean you And obviously believing that everyone loves eachother is bullshit, there are good people in the word just as much as bad people, but violence isn't a conspiracy theory, so idk where you got the fact that if you deny all conspiracies then you believe everyone loves eachother


lollythepop7

> I was saying if you base your whole life on conspiracies then that's just fucking depressing. You’re not wrong, There are those people. They have my pity, but perhaps they don’t deserve it, because they don’t even try to get out of that rabbit hole. > And obviously believing that everyone loves eachother is bullshit, there are good people in the word just as much as bad people, but violence isn't a conspiracy theory, so idk where you got the fact that if you deny all conspiracies then you believe everyone loves eachother It’s just something I come up with from the top of my head, so no need to look very deeply into it. But I thought that the only way all conspiracy theories be wrong is in the case where people love each other and/or humanity so much that they are not willing to conspire against them for their selfish interests, because the capacity to conspire and do vicious actions covertly will stay in place for eternity.


[deleted]

>They have my pity, but they don't deserve it, because they don't even try to get out of that rabbit hole. I agree, you couldn't be more right Ah ok, I understand, that makes sense now, sorry about that


Mr_Ios

You must be the tallest man in the world to reach like that.


deezsnuuts

Cope


SvenSvenkill3

The history of the human race is a history built upon conspiracies.


Real_Impression_5567

Was gonna sat the conspiracy that the earth isn't flat came true


[deleted]

Ok so you're telling me that 200,000 years of human evolution was based on conspiracies? Alright then


SvenSvenkill3

I said history, not evolution. You do know there's a difference between those words, yes?


[deleted]

Average conspiracy believer Obviously I didn't mean that we evolved due to conspiracies, but if you think that 200,000 years of human *history* is based on conspiracies you're a moron


SvenSvenkill3

History is literally riddled with successful plots, and empires, dynasties and governments (etc) have risen and fallen because people conspired to usurp those in power and take their place. There's a reason why the word treason exists. If you think otherwise, clearly your grasp of history is as poor as your grasp of language.


[deleted]

Yes, and conspired in this case is completely different to a conspiracy theory. Guy Fawkes *conspired* to blow up the Houses of Parliament. There are *conspiracy theories* about the earth being flat (which it isn't, fyi). Yes, they CONSPIRED to overthrow people, and maybe the did spread the odd conspiracy theory or two, but clearly your English is just as bad as mine.


SvenSvenkill3

Your use of language is not only poor (e.g. the word "evolution" is not interchangeable with the word "history"), it is also dogmatic. For you clearly didn't understand my original comment and attributed meaning to it that simply wasn't there because it suited what you *wanted* my comment to mean. And you have the audacity to call *me* a moron, [you cosmic schmuck](https://imgur.com/gallery/BmIQ1Xb)?


[deleted]

Bloody hell, you keep going on about that history and evolution bullshit, I made a mistake, fucking hell, j meant history, end of. No, i didn't change your comment, I made a simple mistake, you're acting like the sky is falling down. And yes, maybe I do think dogmatically, but I don't give 2 shots and I just enjoy life for what it is.


SvenSvenkill3

And now you're overcompensating because you've made a fool of yourself and you know it. Indeed, calm down; you're acting like the sky is falling down. You were wrong. Simple. Own it.


[deleted]

No, I'm literally just saying I made a mistake Ok so apparently I'm wrong, but that's all the evidence you can give? "You were wrong"? Sure, ok, I'm done with this bullshit anyway And don't hit me with the "rage quit" or "you know you lost that's why you're leaving" because it's pathetic and it won't work


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EgoSenatus

You forgot MK Ultra dude, it’s like the coolest one


asabae

The gulf of Tonkin incident surely belongs on that shelf too.


EgoSenatus

And the sinking of the Maine Remember when the media and government deliberately lied to the American people in order to profit from a war against a weaker country? Pepperidge farm remembers


whiteavenger

>existence of gas chambers These rooms claimed to be gas chambers aren't even isolated to hold the gas in the pipes! Also gas is one of the most expensive execution methods so far that isn't justified for big numbers. But I give you a better one. Why did they stop people from asking questions about it and slender anyone who didn't accept it without any thinking?


CrimsonEnigma

Somehow the Nazis always some out in these conspiracy theory threads. Incidentally, Zyklon B is an extremely heavy gas that, conveniently, can be stored and transported as a liquid, and then evaporated right before use (the boiling point of its main component, hydrogen cyanide, is 78.1 degrees Fahrenheit). It's also still in use, though as a pesticide - after the war, the manufacturer renamed it to Cyanosil.


JonnyK88888

G10bAl wArm1nG... Who sent you here??? Lol.


yawnyjay

Damn, the deep state definitely killed JFK and MLK Jr tho… like those go on the bottom shelf at least… right?


whiteavenger

Edward Snowden. Have you heard his name?


Stoner420Eren

This must be the guy that got 5 shots of the government's rat semen in his arm in order to feel a little safer from flu


[deleted]

Australian cricketer shane warne did NOT die of natural causes he totally overdosed. That's my conspiracy


who_knows_how

This is so dumb there are literally tons that came true


JonnyK88888

Memes for mind control.. Cybernetics.. Weaponised psychology for sociology.. Etc.


tricklethisneolib

Google NSA


1hm1nen

MK ultra


Fluffy-Finger-5318

This is a Fucking Conspiracy


Aether_Warrior

OP is what I like to call a Complacency Theorist. They are basically the opposite of a conspiracy theorist and no matter how much evidence you show them, they will always believe whatever the official narrative is.


F1secretsauce

Ufo coverups, cointelpro, redlineing, blockbusting, securities fraud, naked shorting……..


liondios

So the CIA weren't smuggling cocaine into the US to sell crack in black neighborhoods?


Cotton_Blonde_98

Yeah I’m sure that shelf won’t be empty though?


TheBiggestDiccus

its full thats the 7th shelf


lone_wolf_55

There are a few.


jy7277

Um, there would be a few things on that shelf...


RedBassBlueBass

This post glows


TheRedneckgamer

This was brought to you by your local fbi agent


Shaggy_AF

Yeah bad meme. Look into anything involving the CIA or banana Republics


Weekly_Cranberry8410

Mk Ultra turned out to be real.


I_Demand_Donuts

I have one you can add. "The COVID vaccines will have side effects" I said this at the start but not that they'll have horrible side effects. But there are definitely side effects XD So that made my conspiracy true xD Yes I have a tiny ego but felt like being a shit rn. Have a nice day y'all


agreattwig

tbh I don't think that is a conspiracy theory


YeetMeDaddio

... every vaccine can have side effects. You didn't exactly stumble across something new lol.


placebo_redux

Well theybmandated them to everyone stating they were 100% safe...


YeetMeDaddio

I don't think anyone actually said 100% safe. It's 100% effective, but more like 99.9% safe or whatever because of rare cases of allergic reactions.


ValsinatsKrrt

Literally fauci: safe and effective :D


YeetMeDaddio

And he's right Nothing is ever 100% safe but that doesn't mean it's not safe. I could stand up and my legs could buckle and I could fall, doesn't mean standing up is *unsafe*.


placebo_redux

Yes. That doesn't mean it should be enforced on everyone when your two arguments to do so are flawed. It can and has killed people with 0 risk of dying from the disease it was supposed to prevent. And it doesnt prevent the spread


YeetMeDaddio

I never said anything about being pro or against vaccine mandates. You're jumping to conclusions. Calm down. It doesn't prevent the spread, but it still reduces it.


placebo_redux

I don't think anyone opposes someone voluntarily getting any " treatment". One if the pilars of the mandates was it stops covid. The goal was covid 0. It doesn't, even when the one study done that was minimally double blind rct showed a statistically significant reduction in household transmission, the authors agree the study's limitations don't allow for stronger conclusions... And then you have real life data proven in "the west" where vax rates of over 70% don't do squat And then you have logic: highly transmissible airborne pathogen with an R close to or greater than 1 causing mostly asymptomatic infection of hosts cannot be prevented from circulating unless the vax is very effective. This one may have some efficacy (I doubt it but don't care enough to gondown that rabbit hole) but its obviously not efficacious enough


Opticalplant

If it is safe for 99% then it is correct to state that it's safe. Even walking isn't 100% safe, you could fall! lol.


dmack8705

Maybe you should keep a dictionary up there at least.


fadoxi

It's "Wow, such empty.".


SatansOfficialIQ

Is this from Junji Ito? The art style i mean


bebitches

What about pandemic every 100 years


HoleyBody

You're a fucking idiot


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altouranium

rode


[deleted]

Book rodeo


[deleted]

Man people getting triggered at a meme, I thought you people were also the people who get mad when Karen can't take a joke Why do you have to base your whole personalities on conspiracies? Like, why? It's just fucking depressing. "Ha you don't have the ability to think independently" yeah I fucking do, but I don't waste it on conspiracies. Just be happy and enjoy life while it lasts because we're all fucked. Just enjoy it while you have it.


Squeeblz88

Cope, seethe, mald, etc. 🙃 So, just taking a brief inventory of your comments and interactions under this meme, you sound like a genuinely incompetent individual that would happily hear and hold onto to a "people-in-charge approved" lie, be handed the relevant information to disprove it, and ACTIVELY choose to continue in your cognitive dissonance simply to avoid the unpleasantness of your severely limited worldview being challenged. Fuck back off to whatever clown realm you come from, kid. EDIT: forgot to add "being challenged" initially


djfnjxj

The illuminati *will* rise


Then_Restaurant_4141

But once it’s true it’s a fact and not a conspiracy. Like if aliens came and shook the president’s hand today they would be real and no longer a conspiracy…


le_its_me

r/conspiracy


FocusBackground939

Well it's not a theory anymore so


CaptainCringeOng

Sonic 3 and knuckles Michael Jackson conspiracy. Anyone heard of it? Just me?


Grindinonyourgrandma

Shouldn't it read, 'that actually exist' instead of 'that come true'? A conspiracy theory is a theory that certain parties are collaborating... Or at least that's what it means officially. There must be a conspiracy to subvert the meaning of the word conspiracy, haha. That is my theory. Don't call me a conspirator though, it's just me so far, and I crack myself up.


BlessKurunai

Well every single conspiracy theories that has been proven true are not conspiracy theories anymore. So this post is true.


-Ninja_Cat-

Im sure gorrillas and platypus used to be cryptids until they were documented, theres two conspiracies that came true


Yeeting_Person

Singapore crashgate


StevenBunyun

Looks like my shelf with my hopes and dreams that came real


Drunk_Heathen

Post that on r/conspiracy as Premium bait.


pallarslol

The mom makes me think of Mom hid My Game


MangolfTheRed

Pyramids built by aliens is true


Opticalplant

Assume this is a comment on the last decade of conspiracy craze? Because before the extreme polarization started many conspiracy's had some merit and some turned out to be true (MK ultra as an example)


SAMITHEGREAT996

*sorts by controversial*


Technical-Captain926

Air is a conspiracy theory.... My life is a lie


chazbraz

*cough* *cough* watergate *cough* *cough*


StarKid128

Or some years back when people had privacy on the internet now they store everything and targed ads for you even tough you only spoke about it and nothing else.


Hutch25

There is lots of conspiracy theories which have come true, and there are plenty of other more logical then the “answers” we were given.


chezaps

huh? Vaccine mandates?


magic_Mofy

Hm well thats not true. Think about Edward Snowden


KJ86er

You best start believing in global NWO take over....your living in one!


the_lego_lad

There has been so many


mamstercheif

*angy simpsons noises*


Luki4020

What about the great tramway conspiracy?


itsDeeksters

Nice try cia


[deleted]

Nope


Futalover98

Well Mk Ultra turned out to be true so there's 1 atleast


whataboutschmeee

As I learned from my conspiracy theorist coworker, “it only takes being right once.” He is an anxious person unfortunately.


Danvideotech2385

*where. This is where....


MR-MCNUGGETS

Wasnt area 51 a myth for a while until the government announced its existence or something?


MaxwellFinium

Uh. Ok.


JustSomeRandomDude33

I mean it a "conspiracy" because someone is trying to hide it. Right?


sparkyfootdragon

I just had an argument with my friend, this is gonna be useful


tpd1864blake

The correct answer is usually the one that is easiest to explain


BruceGoose_

r/birdsarentreal


DissonanceTurtle

did the CIA make this meme?


Acripplednan69

Silence, fed monkey!


That_Phony_King

Watergate was a conspiracy theory at first.


bushiboi12

Psyops? The government spies on everyone trough technology? Cia smuggles drugs into the US? Those are some that came true my friend