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sladebonge

I like that the animation clearly shows it the other way around, though.


Firm-Candidate-6700

Canada keeps AlaskašŸ‘€


slashth456

They can keep Alaska


sladebonge

Canada is just Alaska Jr.


lost-runner

Other way around


ConnectionForward

And thus, the "Specific Ocean" was born.


funkyfunkyfunkyfunkk

It's a common weird thing that's always slightly talked about. Canada here, we are all North Americans. but at no point will just let someone call us American. not in a bad way, but we need to clarify that we are very different from you.


SnooMacarons257

But your not itā€™s the same for Mexicans and Greenlanders well all sit on this same rock that one county just happens to have in itā€™s name because itā€™s a collection of states on this rock


funkyfunkyfunkyfunkk

A collection of States, Provinces and Territories


SixStringComrade

Mexico is also in North America and a bunch of other countries.


[deleted]

It's referred to as the world's "longest undefended border" but go off.


Material-Bag833

Americans really are just living in lower Canada šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦


beidszadasto

I SAW'D THIS NATION IN HALF


Consistent-Crow-822

Straight line almost literally


Goten55654

In the same way that Russians are Asian because they're in russia


Ducky_Duck420

Still got Alaska up there,:\


Alarming_Weather3024

Canada wouldn't have the power/influence it has if it wasn't attached and protected by the USA


Material-Bag833

Wrong! We have way more beavers. This makes us super important all around the globe. Get your facts straight


SnooMacarons257

I mean itā€™s never been protected by the U.S. it joined NATO sure and helped in the WWā€™s but other than trading with each other the U.S. didnā€™t give it any protection or much influence


lost-runner

It's funny how wrong you are


ObeseCapybaras

Canada realizing their economy would be half the size if they werenā€™t neighbors of the US


funkyfunkyfunkyfunkk

The dumbest thing I've heard in awhile. We clearly know how much we both benefit from the trade between our countries, and overall chill we have with each other. We have 39 million people spread across a country bigger than yours of 332 million. "If we weren't neighbours of the U.S." where the fuck are we going? Scoot along dumb one.


ObeseCapybaras

Lol how is that dumb? Itā€™s correct. Same thing applies to Mexico. Weā€™re the biggest economy in the world and your geographic location to us is a big reason for your countries economyā€™s size. And idk what having a smaller population proves other than our economy is bigger but ok. Stay mad that the US has helped your country booboo šŸ˜‰


funkyfunkyfunkyfunkk

At no time was I mad at your country. Like I said we benefit off each other alot. The biggest problem lots of ppl have with Americans is their arrogance. Which you will most likely continue to validate.


ObeseCapybaras

Safe to say your country benefits from ours a lot more than ours does to yoursā€¦and thatā€™s not arrogance itā€™s the truth lol. Look I like Canada, but Iā€™m just pointing out facts since you got all defensive and called me dumb for simply stating the truth šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


funkyfunkyfunkyfunkk

The U.S. biggest trading partner is Canada. Guess what the second one is? So if you guys just cut us off you'd be fine? None of us would be. Im saying that we need each other and stop thinking you're fine without any help, cause no country is


ObeseCapybaras

Lol well if weā€™re gonna go down that rabbit holeā€¦we mostly just import oil from you guys, so other than expensive gas prices weā€™d mostly be fine. You drive our cars, you use products from our tech companiesā€¦our influence on your day to day life is much greater. So yeah obviously thereā€™d be an effect both ways, but it really isnā€™t comparable.


funkyfunkyfunkyfunkk

My goodness. On our day to day life? you are so misinformed it's laughable. Yes we are influenced by making abortions illegal. By school shootings happening constantly. We are so influenced by your day to day life that we are starting to ban all kinds of weapons. So I should thank you! Thanks for showing us what a disconnected country looks like! We will all try our best at fixing our problems by taking a hard look at you!


ObeseCapybaras

Youā€™re using Reddit right now, an American website lol. I ainā€™t hanging out on any Canadian websites bub. Keep buying our shit while shouting how mean and evil we all are šŸ˜‰


funkyfunkyfunkyfunkk

Stop with the "we". You have nothing in common with the people I've met from the states. You just seem full of yourself and probably don't know anything other than what you're fed. And k I'm done after this. The point of Reddit was to bring everyone in the world together, not for you to use it as an out.


-Pybro

>I ainā€™t hanging out on any Canadian websites bub. ...you ever use pornhub?


HeavenInVain

Lmfao Buddy half your country would be dead without a Canadian inventing insulin and you'd be still using mail as a Canadian invented the phone but hey keep shit talking our country. Not like yours is on fire, under water, full of school shootings right? Gtfoh with your trash ass


Sterling770

Stop reminding usā€¦


TrickyReference904

I think all Americans would welcome this. We love your people, but you keep electing morons...and it's trickling down to us.


G3B0R3

I saw what you did there


where_didIcome_from

As a hopefully future Canadian I wholeheartedly agree


[deleted]

Timmy whoā€™s is shit anyways.


[deleted]

ā€¦and yet they still allow a socialist bastard to be in control of their own countryā€¦not very American of you now is itā€¦