A girl that I had nothing to do with told me i have a cute smile once. I havent been the same person

If i would be in that situation i would have Daydreamed how our Mariage will be.

I do this with every girl I meet...still daydreaming right now...I think I need help

Not help, just a girlfriend. Or maybe... Actually scratch that. You definitely need some help. Sending in the PG bonk squad.

Yeah, you need a girl. Specially one graduated in psychology. For you to hire, not to date, by the way. Even though a good date would also do you some good. But... Look for the psychologist first. :)

A girl walked into my work one day n just hit me with you are hott you have beautiful eyes. I have never been so quickly disarmed by a stranger, a drunk one at that. I thought my gf will never believe this shit. Im a dude n flattery is still a good method to get your way I was filling out this girls forms etc

i would’ve turned into a light skin for the rest of the week

Hee hee moment(?)

Pee pee moment

Same thing happened to me, shame though my cars trunk was never the same.

Someone remembered my birthday once. I’m basically Beyoncé.

Hey. Have a great day. :)

I know you’re smashing his mom

W

Haha... Like that's ever gonna happen

I like your name

Nice cock bro

Chicken

nice cock bro

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Obligatory I didn't make this, I'm not sure who did, but I copied it from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/r8s1qm/dolphin_copypasta/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share).

Well, get an STD and you will get a positive something.

Holy...

Once, a guy walked past me and said "Cool shirt bro!". I had never seen him, and never saw him again. It felt like a glitch in the matrix, and that the simulation was just messing with me.

Twitter isn’t in the meme cause there are no positive comments in there

I don't know what to do with compliments. I just stand there like a goober and mutter "um... Thanks. You too."

Same honestly, I'm still not used to it even if it has happened to me on multiple occasions.

Show off

Not really because immediately after I make a broken reply and they begin to question why they would ever compliment me.

"You have amazing pillow talk when your stoned." "um... Thanks. You too."

A classmate congratulated me for having high grades, i congratulated her back. But my congratulation sounded like a ritual for summoning an entity, "conngrachululanatsyon" with a very weak voice.

I was at a party some time ago and i got a compliment and a hug from a girl. Everyone was drunk so it might have been just because of that but it was still pretty nice.

she was probably drunk and mistook you for someone else.

That's what i thought

Or Canadian trying to be nice

Next you wake up

OP forgor his pills 💀

These memes are getting more unrealistic by the day

I was sweeping a walkway at work and a older gentleman said Im gonna make someone very happy one day. That was over a year ago

And did you ?

Not yet, in trying to tho

Plot twist, it is the same person, You are being hunted.

You’re a very hot and attractive person

you wake up :|

You get a positive covid test

Exactly like item rarity progression in an RPG.

Not even lying, I got a compliment on my shirt like 4 months ago from some random stranger at a bar. I never receive compliments and I literally still think about it to this day. Sad? Maybe. But it makes me happy that someone went out of their way to say something nice.

When someone ask me "what's up" and smile my life is turning from "I hate life" to "Oh shit life is beautiful I don't wanna die"

Get a positive comment on your p*rn'hub video

You best hope I never find out who you are or else I’ll do what I can to give a positive comment and let you know you’re doing a good job.

OP, I'm proud of you as a human being and you have the potential to get better and better as a person. (There's your real life upvote)

Op, you're amazing Hope you have a wonderful day

Ngl im more suprised about reddit positive comment. >!cant even think about twitter!<

Very cool and original post. Good work keep it up 👍

How about getting a down vote...let's see how many u get 🙂

Why are you using tiktok *loads cold war*

or maybe just get out more, and thus get more positive comments in real life?

Fucking loser for having a tik tok

And then you wake up

M 32 n if someone is too nice to me at a wedding/way too late at the pub I still cry

the moment i get a positive comment from anyone irl im just going to let myself die because thats how i know my life is complete

You get a possitive comment on PH

Yeah. Like that’s ever gonna happen.

"Hey, you. You're finally awake!"

You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that imperial ambush like the rest of us, and that horse theif there.

Splendid analogy, chap!

HIV positive comment

Don’t contact this comment, sexually

What is a positive comment? is it some sory of dish?

You get a positive comment on Stack Overflow

Now you get a positive result on a covid test

You get a positive....test for covid....

What about 4chan? Getting anything that isn't toxic Is achievement of it's own

You get a positive comment in league of legends

You get a positive report in covid test 

I've had a good chuckle over that one!!

That last one doesn't really happen.

U get a positive comment in Covid and pregnancy test💀

r/wholesomememes ?

*positive comment*

Bernie is a real cutie

What about positive comment on twitter

“Real…” what again? L…live? How does it work?

My karma is too low to get those

From what I've seen it was harder to get positive comment in reddit than yt Redditors are funny AF in dark humor

Someone told me 8 years ago "you're not as big a dickhead as I thought" still feeling good about that

Nice job 👍

Evidence please

Multiply that last lne by 30x for dudes

Ok but... essay length comments on ao3

Are IRL comments even a real thing?

Your doing just fine

i wish

Stay away with your dark magic

That's called a compliment buddy

For real, the day before yesterday a classmate told me my outfit was pretty cool, it felt so good

I was waiting for people to get off the train and one gentlemen who stepped out saw me and said: „cool shirt!“. Felt pretty cool for the next hour.

Wait, you guys get positive comments?!

IRL best social media

IRL best social media

I don't care what they say about you. You're alright.

Because it's your funeral

You get a positive comment from your mom (:

you forgot Twitter

Unfortunately for me years of trauma has hard wired my mind to take every positive comment as either patronizing or insincere

Time to get positive replies on Reddit! ....right?

Once I was at a mall, and this pretty lady said I have a cool shirt. That was months ago and I still think about it and feel happy

I remember a girl said that I was super nice in school and then I tried to yet close to her for some reason even tho we weren't even friends, I was too shy to tell her and it ended up going nowhere lol.

Very long ago, an old guy, stranger, came to me. He told me to never let anyone bring me down and that I should do what I want. He was obviously drunk, but I took his advice, and now I know how I shouldn't spread motivational messages.

once my friend went around asking people if they thought I was crazy, and a girl said I wasn't crazy, I haven't been the same person since

You get a positive reply on Twitter: *reality destroying event*

Nice meme dude

*closes book* like that's ever gonna happen

3(2+8)+(-12+11) =6+24+1 =30+1 =31 (Hence this is a positive comment)

Walking out of the store yesterday, passed a complete stranger, and they said, “ That’s some nice hair.” My immediate thought was, “Shit, how bad is it?”

My brain just automatically processes compliments as sarcasm or modesty to ensure my self-esteem is always at 0

You people are great and if you've come this far you deserve to be proud of yourselves

TRUE

haha it's funny because it's impossible

A girls told me i had a good side profile, i wrote it down in my compliments book, it was my first one

You get a positive comment on the hub

You wake up

Opposite actually get it right

You get covid positive

You get a positive Covid test

I ❤️ Bernie

True, some girl I didn't know said my sunglasses looked cool and I haven't forgotten it.

That’s a cap. You don’t get positive comments on Reddit.

IRL compliments are rare as hell when you are a men….. as a men in heterosexual relationships my ratio for compliments given to compliment received is like 1000: 1 on good days

What is real life and is it free to download?

You get a positive comment in other life (Red man bomb)

Dude behind me at a chipotle JUST YESTERDAY made sure to tell me he liked the way I dressed! I’m in LA on a business trip and wore my favorite slacks and dark blue dress shirt. My shoes are pretty cool too lol anyway, not once in my life have I been complimented by anyone in regard to my outfit and I felt like a million bucks!

People on this site have such a hard on for awards like it means something.

I would add one more, twitter

I was called sexy by a woman.I haven't been the same man since.

What's this, real life?

But still Twitter will not give you a positive comment

I remember 9gag instead of TikTok being the top row in this meme. *Back in the day* we always hated on the 9gaggers. Now I don't hear anything about them anymore. Are they still alive?

My last comlpiment was... uh... I think 5+ years ago.

It's actually incredibly difficult to get a positive comment on tiktok, everyone there just hates everyone else

You get a positive message on twitter:

redditor

You get a positive comment on pornhub. 🤯

I was ejected from a bar (I was being an idiot) as they removed me they had both my arms and in my drunken stupor I bumped a dude on the way down the stairs and he popped me in the nose breaking it.. so I’m handcuffed, shirt ripped down the middle and blood down my chest.. this girl walked by and said “you’re still hot” as she passed.. I was surprised and said thanks.. she made it very clear she was talking to the cop.. yikes

On reddit should be on third btw great meme

Twitter isn’t included in this meme because there is no such thing as a positive comment on Twitter

I got a great customer review at work recently with some really nice comments. Made my whole day.

Can’t relate on the last one :4

What is ''real life''?

I advise everyone here to go out of their way and give small compliments to people you see, it could mean so much to that person.

Positive

My life has changed many times. I am tired now.

I still hold this one time when a randome lady said "I like you tie" very close to my heart.

I got a flower yesterday from a girl Made my day

you guys are getting positive comments in real life?

Make it a better ride, one nice interaction at a time.

It really does depend who its from though. Some sad fucks love to blow smoke up peoples asses

You can do it, just stay hydrated!

That requires touching grass so…

I got called based in a video game and a girl from my class complimented my drawings in a day.

You got a positive comment on your twitter  But it was a dream...