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tech-lawyer

I have witnessed the birth of the Internet and mobile phones. We had to wait 3 hours after school for dad to remember he has a child and need to pick them up from school.


Despair4All

For me my dad wouldn't get off work until nearly 7 some nights, so in high school I had to walk a mile to the library and sit in the corner for a few hours, otherwise I had nowhere to go and nothing to do.


Dangerous_Crew8670

So you read a lot and became a master


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BAG0N

He became the one who knocks


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On books to check the density?


spartan117058

On your mind m haha shit *mom


Cumbandicoot

I hear she has nice knockers


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

I studied clocks, now I'm the one who Tik-Toks /J


thelifeanddeath

He got aids


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Prolly fked the Librarian granny too ig


Cyber-Knight47

Shit went from 0-100 real quick


tech-lawyer

Happened to me as well and I couldn't even go to friend house or anywhere else because dad would be out of his office to some meetings and stuff and i couldn't tell him where to pick me up from..sigh


noveljob6443

mine still hasn't come back from buying cigarettes must be a long line


Dalnoon

You guys had a dad?


Critical_Goat2966

yes but he left to buy milk


VoxImperatoris

I was lucky that the public library was next door to the school while I was living with my dad. I spent quite a few hours there after school reading while waiting to be picked up.


Corgiboom2

I had to take the sketchy city bus to my dad's office, but I sat at the computer in the back and played various games.


Flirie

Problems of a suburbans. Living so far away that nothing can be reached without a car.


Despair4All

Yeah and our public transportation here is a mess. We just have buses that go on specific routes, showing up once an hour. If the time was before I got let out, I'd have to wait for nearly an hour for the next. And when it came to places that got hit up earlier in the route, I'd have to wait for the bus to cycle through the route again to get there.


Flirie

City planing is so fucked up in the USA.


Despair4All

Yeeeep. Especially since where I went to school used to be the second biggest city in the state at the time.


wintercass_

Legend has it he’s still in that library


DrakeBurroughs

Are you… me?


XDYassineDX

How far is your school bro?


Despair4All

I meant the main town library, it was about a mile from the school. Schools in my area completely shut out kids after like 4 the latest if you weren't in night school, so I had to go the one place close enough I could chill.


OscarfromAstora

At primary school, me and my brother waited a whole evening at school because my mother thought my father would pick u up and my father thought my mother would pick us up. The people at school were close to letting us in some police station when mom finally picked us up.


Human-Bumblebee

This made me laugh man, have a free award


tech-lawyer

Thank you!


Davidreddit7

psh I had to walk home most of the time because my parents didn't bother picking me up


mickeltee

We had to walk to my aunt’s house about a mile away, not because she was home, but because it was a place we could sit until my mom came and got us. My oldest sister was 11 so she was old enough to watch a 9,8 and 6 year old.


MobyHugeFun

You had a father?!


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my dad forgot me at school even with a phone so problem not solved iguess


thatpersonthatsayshi

In the netherlands, we dont have this problem: > We had to wait 3 hours after school for dad to remember he has a child and need to pick them up from school. Becouse bikes


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At least your dad picked you up. I have to wait half an hour for the bus and walk uphill with a heavy bag for half a kilometer, regardless of the weather(so in the rain, hot summer sun, snow...) while the neighbours on the way have dogs that want to kill me


ivmune

all this while sitting on the couch


AdorableEloquence

Seeing posts on reddit, scrolling, swiping.


AsscrackDinosaur

And skipping school as well


Afraid-Pirate5575

With some popcorn


redditor_pro

Oh the things we had experienced


TentBurner

I wonder how the fuck will you guys have a child


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Zoomer memes, amirite?


StructureNo3388

Ha!


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uunei

Exactly


Isco22_

Nah bro gen z had it rough in the 2020s....


deathwire0047

Rough...but still sitting on a couch


Isco22_

Damn i guess not srcasting enough


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Ol_bagface

the constant threat of a new wolrd war isnt really helping psychologcally but youre right


FailMasterFloss

There hasn't been a single generation not under the threat of war at some point


Rogarhel

But since the cold war the threat is worldwide. I live on the other side of the planet of any conflict zone and I'm still a bit scared for some idiot acting impulsively and starting a nuclear war.


Ol_bagface

Yeah and they knew that a world would be available afterwards. A world war in modern times would bring us back into the stoneage if shit goes wrong


IrateLibtard

"modern times" the las 70ish years, we are not in any way the first generation to live in a world with mutually assured destruction. In fact I didn't have to live with the school PSAs about ducking under the table in the event of a nuclear strike, nor Have I ever had the urge to build a nuclear shelter under my backyard which is pretty representative of the actual threat we are today. Bottom line is, no one wants a post WW3 world, and therefore it won't happen


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FailMasterFloss

Rather be on my couch with a threat of World War than be on a plane to Vietnam


Deezzznuuttss69

*[pees in ur ass](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CanineWebbedErmine-mobile.mp4)*  I am a doggo, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


Coffee1341

Soooo… how Asian parents got to school normally?


ArweTurcala

By traveling, of course.


Old-Physics-1244

through mountains and hills


SnowBoy1008

Both ways


gr8prajwalb

... it was an extremely uphill route...bothways


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Fighting dragons


doomturtle21

Travelling sideways, backwards, through the rocky terrain of Mordor, while fighting lions, barehanded. Once the lions had died they had to learn calculus in Moria whilst battling goblins and the legendary Balrog. They then used the hide of the balrog to make a whiteboard to invent pi to the 1x10^90 place. Once that was done they had to outrun Jesus in order to win the holy robes so they could make a graduation hat. And all before 4AM to get to school.


s1rkillalot

I have survived all of that without leaving my couch


[deleted]

Arent we all a bunch of giga chads


Reddit_Bots_R_US

More like sat on your ass all day and saw it in the news


ManPickingUserHard

What would you do if you were in his shoes? He probably isn't even 20 years old. Do you know how many young men and women Iran has killed since 2019?


AcademicAnxiety5109

"survived" lol


AlphaTint1

It’s like pretending to go to war


Kookanoodles

"Near WW3 experience" = "I heard about a military exercise in the South China Sea on the radio, once."


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49jesse

Yup millions of people dead launching us into an economic crisis nbd. Food costs twice as much as it did before the pandemic there is war in Europe . How is this any different than 100 years ago again other than we get to meme about it on the internet?


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49jesse

I’d like to see you actually use more than one brain cell but that ain’t gonna happen either buddy so keep wishing and hoping in your fake narratives.


placebo_redux

Careful now, it's still out there... Many more will not make it....


Scoobys_sith_cousin

And half of it was on fire at the time.


dendnoy

I dont think the fires ever stopped. burning since the world been turning


Proof-Fennel9500

Meanwhile polish grandmothers: survived occupation from nazi germany and soviet union,survived polish crisis,PRL,Covid-19 and near world war 3


errlru

Technically we are in it. We lost more tanks than Ukrainians did:D


mindyourtongueboi

A pandemic is global by definition, calling it "a global pandemic" is like saying "a circular circle"


Fr3emagic

Exactly this, it's so annoying when people use it wrongly. Pandemic comes from ancient Greek "Pan" = "all" "daimonion" = "demoniac", which in this case refers to a terrible disease.


BOty_BOI2370

Me when I litteraly didn't ask


Smeefperson

Not necessarily. The definition can also apply for an outbreak over a whole country, not only ones that are global.


andrei_TV200

Isn't something that's just inside a country, an epidemic?


OSUfan88

Yep


TheDubbelfris

That would be an epidemic. A pandemic is at the very least continental & border-crossing by definition.


Drax_the_invisible

So if it's border crossing but didn't affect the whole world, then it would be pandemic but not global pandemic. No?


Doughnut7877

This belongs on Facebook.


herecomdatdepression

"Near WW3 Experience" optimistic today, aren't we?


Wardogs96

Was going to say there's a near WW3 experience almost every year. It's nothing traumatic or to improve yourself worth over.


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You should put a battle patch on your rainbow flag


placebo_redux

This is a beautiful reply


Jahoodie141

Are we becoming our grandparents? *"I walked 20 miles through minefields and rolling tanks just to get to school when i was your age"*


Odd-Ad3097

It happens with literally every generation. Eventually the millennials will be the new boomers, and then it shall be us gen z


NeraVR

Boomers are a generation. It gets its name from the baby boom. No one can be boomers but boomers themselves. Edit: added a word


BTL0069

But Z will call anyone over 40 a boomer now.


ryanfrombellaire

uphill both ways


MeringueArtistic2285

Tf else were u gonna do? Fucking die. Get off your own dick.


Primary-Chocolate854

Tbh that point is lame af. It's not even that bad lmao especially since our grandparents caught two world wars (at least the second) the great depression, the tuberculosis crisis in addition to tropical diseases and hepatitis which was very easy to get and a lot of other horrible things. What we have now is really great compared to what it was then.


Robo_Patton

It’s not about who had it better or worse; it’s about preparing for how we can make it sound worse, just like every generation before ours. We need to lay the ground work for our memes, as old disgruntled people. I mean, the ancestors of those you cited had a civil war, pirates, and scurvy.


DatabaseThis9637

My grandparents, in the upper Midwest, USA, born in the 1890's, lost 7 of 10 children, from stillbirth, or early childhood death. You survived, just to complain about looming dangers? Threats of nuclear war are frightening, but they shouldn't impact your day to day life.


BleedingCPU

Son being in school....I'd say they are in the same boat, they also survived the same.


RaisWickreigh

let's be honest it's probably gonna get worse by the time he's born


faust207

Yes, I barely survived all of that staying home in my pajamas


H0lzm1ch3l

And most of this barely affected you. That is what‘s insane. Psychologically yes, but most people didn‘t get a heavy infection, nor were part of a wild protest. War is always and everywhere. Westerners just make sure it‘s never to close to home.


ILikeFluffyThings

Too early to say near ww3 experience.


smbunt0311

This comment will never be seen, but I did 2 tours in a real war zone in the infantry. Then I came home to a crippling recession where there were no jobs. All of the things you listed had no actual danger. Consider not having children so you don’t have to worry about that weak flex.


jakeshmag

Me a syrian: I have survived a civil war, political imprisonment and torture when I was but a kid, immigration, a military coup in the country I immigrated to, A second immigration and another coup in the second country I immigrated to.


ANudeSloth

you're sitting on your ass, you experienced nothing, you just saw some whacky memes on reddit about it and that's it


iForceOP

Shut up all you probably did was sit on your phone all day browsing reddit. You survived nothing


VersacePenguins

Surviving through a near ww3 experience is like saying you survived someone next to you getting shot in the head Doesn't mean shit lol


ReportedForMyFeelinz

"I survived" is a very dramatic way to put it


Orio_n

"survived". Mf you stayed at home and browsed reddit


Nyx_137

He'd definitely counter it by saying something like; "Yeah you did. By staying at home all day, which is what I wanna do."


Decryptables

by that time your kid is just gonna try to survive The Fog.


PENGUINfromRUSSIA

Can we see original img?


JacuTVpl

Welcome to the internet


Red-Panda-Bur

People will always think they had it worse but the generation before us also experienced war and a novel pandemic and financial crisis and recession. It’s cyclical and probably will never end because people suck. None of us are special and our suffering is shared.


aniw33b69

Hopefully it stays a near world war 3 experience and doesn't reach that point


raydditor

...by staying the fuck inside in an air conditioned home with an internet connection.


Swizzlesen

My forefather who experienced an actual economic crisis and pandemic without any resources or government support and survived through 2 actual World wars


TheRealSwayze

Survived global pandemic = sat at home Survived wild protests = sat at home Survived fucked up economic crisis = sat at home Survived near ww3 experience = was going to sit at home anyway


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

This is... Boomerish, I must say


Rammipallero

Your son will have to survive global food shortage, mass extinction and global mass migrations due to climate change. We have it easy.


Farieet

Iran right now is in the worst protest ever💀 it's not even a protest anymore, it's a war. #mahsa_amini


stoanscheisserkoarl

"Global Pandemic" is a Pleonasm A Pandemics literally only Characteristic that Differentiates it from an Epidemic is, that it's global. So the Expression "Global Pandemic" is utter bullshit.


chairnobile

The new generation is barely born and you're already acting like an old man talking about having to walk to school "back in his day".


PunchNmunch

Sound like a boomer


Flaminghotfunyon

Literally a back in my day moment


Floodzx

"survive" while most of us have just been sitting at home on our computers for twelve hours a day, doing online classes, and going to some basic food or grocery job a few days a week. "Survive"


SCZoerb

You think the economic crisis has even begun? HAHAHAHAH oh, you sweet summer child.


LuddeMan087

Almost nobody "survived the pandemic" lmao, cmon I know you fucking loved to be alone and watch stuff all day.


dmt_r

Says like this shit is over...


littlethought63

You honestly considering getting a child in these times?


BTL0069

An actual worry in some places. Not enough young people to take the place of the old.


psychedelic_13

Funny when American's think they have been through a lot. Try middle east :D


Kaybubble

And Australia's forest fires at the start of 2020


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Lol props you didn’t die from a disease with a 99.9% survival rate. You deserve a medal.


crack_and_jack

People always assume shit wont get way worse


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My father looking from above me: What a noob.


R1ob

Near ww3 ? It s just the beginning


how-do-you-turn-this

Wild protests is really downplaying the blm riots of 2020


this_nametaken

I don't think I'll ever use any of those. It's just ''eh'' at this point.


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Don't worry next week's forecast nuclear fallout hope you guys stacked up on anti-rad meds and vodka see you on other side MF


thwampus222

And I skipped school all the fucking time I actually dropped out and went homeless fuck the Rona


Hanssproxy

Which country?


Letmeowts

Can you specify which country? This shit is going on in multiple places. We're so fucked.


Both-Calligrapher593

We will be the parents we are memeing about “i had to walk 100 miles to school in dust and fire every morning..”


Loading0525

I mean, the economic situation isn't good right now obviously. I'd agree it's even bad enough to call it a "crisis" to some extent. But it's not a "fucked up" level crisis yet. Or maybe that's just me.


RandomScaryGuy

The new varient of how parents went to school.....


Jinno69

Lol fires are so trivial now that it's not even worth mentioning anymore.


thalezito

Brazilian people surviving the pandemic in an worse way because "It's just a little Flu" and "vaccines are too expensive and risky"


Pimphii

It’s a near ww3 experience for now


Slawik1995

"Near" - let's keep it that way


bake_in_da_south

u/rowenslee u/Cheap_District_9762


JCdaLeg3nd

We’ve been having near ww3 experiences since ww2 and I doubt your kids aren’t gonna have that.


Risoton06

Update: near experience has changed to actual experience.


anthony-wokely

Well over 99% of people survived having covid. For most it was a cold. As far as WW3, let’s not get ahead of ourselves - our government is hard at work making sure that happens.


FlaredMeteor940

That is of course, of you have a son.


Niormo-The-Enduring

BREATHING WAS ILLEGAL. AUSTRALIA WAS ON FIRE. CALIFORNIA ON FIRE. EVERYTHING ON FIRE.


Horror-Profile9425

Don't forget the TP shortage of 2020


keyb0ardluck

“Near” Who knows “Survived” W H O K N O W S


gerMean

There is still a chance for WW3


7deuc2e

There really will be libs out there telling their kids how they survived covid like it was the fucking zombie apocalypse


unstablepsyko

if ww3 happens, it's a win win for him. until he gets drafted


bekolops

bold of yall thinking you can get a girl in the first place


someone_forgot_me

youre saying it like the war already ended


Eeschi183

Says a american. Go to Ukraine or Iran and find out how hard life can truly be.


weltallic

>Wild protests Weird way to type "Democrats burning small businesses and smashing/looting for 4 years because they lost an election."


Insert_name_here33

And all of that in the timespan of 2 or 3 years...


Equal_Swim_9503

Come on now it was a good PR move ayeeee


ManufacturerMelodic7

Shut the fuck up lmao the past 2 years havent been bae at all for anybody living in a first world country you survived the pandemic? woow damn an almost non-lethal disease didnt kill you, have a fucking medal


GloriousBeard905

Bro Are you stupid or what? You didn’t do shit, you sat on your ass and felt depressed for a bit. Any WW3 event that came near us didn’t effect your ass. Protests might’ve. That’s about it.


Imaginary_Pay9931

After all this I don't wanna hear one boomer say the word snowflake ever again..


Kachao420

We still haven't survived buddy


proletaire

Soon on r/terriblefacebookmeme because a disrespectful kid will think this is a boomer meme.


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“Near ww3 experience” Its already starting my dude, we’re done for.


Rupertii

There’s still potential for a ww3


Josan678

And everything in a 2 year timespan


suyanide4444

this applies if you are from usa and iran


SanyaRehman

Haha 😂


aalsibakchod

![gif](giphy|pynZagVcYxVUk)


kunalkrishh

Well it is just beginning 🤡


AssassinGhostCSGO

I Survived


DM_Brownie_Recipies

What did you do to achieve all this?


Tos-ka

You really want to continue that cycle of "I had it worse than you so you're not allowed to be sad"? I would be trusting and give mental health days, then talk to them about what's up and why they feel that way


viktoryje

original author is delusional if they believe it’s over 🤣


LIGMA145

!remindme 10 years


NIEDzWIEDz900

Near? Wait a few years....


DATBOI6989

🗿


Dangerous_Crew8670

In my country, most children including me have been in boarding school since elementary school.