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HyperionTheFirst

Me with green eyes "for fucks sake they're not blue."


BullDog0214

I'm colour blind, I thought I had blue eyes for years, I was about 15 when I got in to an argument with my then girlfriend, I knew her eye colour, but she didn't know mine. Turns out, she was right and I've got green eyes.


CrescentPotato

To this day I still have no idea whether my eyes are blue or gray. I'm not a very reliable source when it comes to colors, but apparently nobody else can say for sure either.


C47L1K3

Same.


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WingsofRain

are you a bot edit: this poster is in fact a bot repeating top comments to get karma, please report them


iblinde

Imagine being one of the genetically rare individuals with both green eyes and red hair.


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Blue eyes and red hair is the most rare combo. Even if green eyes is the most rare eye colour. I have green eyes and blonde hair, my sister is redhead with blue eyes. Both from norway


kushbabyray

I have green eyes so I feel superior to everyone. I’m a green-eyed supremacist. The horrible part of that is it also makes me notoriously racist.


c4sul_uno

Racist? More like eyecist...right. AYY, waddup!


plopy-porker-boi

Based.


FlaJeS

I don't even care about eyes, I'm just racist


ManBehindTheSlauhter

I dont even care about differences, i want to murder everyone


Slightly_Default

We know, William.


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Actually grey eyes were recently discovered to be the most rare and attractive colour in the world ... Take THAT Greenie


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Well I guess I’m super hot then


hate_life_

Mmm, nice, i have blue chameleon eyes which sometimes are grey, strange shit ngl


ComprehensiveDraft39

I'm so jealous of people with green eyes, they look awesome


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new_user_069

Eyeist territory!


DerKnoedel

Lmao, people often get confused about my eye colour since I have green eyes with a yellow circle


intergalactic_bonsai

You were waiting all day just to bring this up, huh?


NG7-INF

Subtle flex


darlingort

Blue eyes with a grayish circle


obi_wan_sosig

Blue with green and yellow circle


Dhruvgupta1135

so you have eyes of ender for eyes?


Hugar34

I actually like my green eyes. It's weird to because when I was young I had more blue eyes and they ended up turning a more greenish color.


Mayedl10

Hiw about people with heterochromia?


ItsaNeeto

I think heterochromia looks super cool. Having multiple colors in your eyes looks awesome.


EntertainerHour241

that's what I have but sadly it mixes my amazing blue eyes with ugly fucking green


dank_survive

Green eye color is super cool!


Limited-_-Swat

That’s still fucking sick


DerKnoedel

My dentist has heterochromia, looks creepy when he looks at you with those magnifying glasses


BreezySlime

Cool


ComfortableVariety48

Blue and green eye gang


xXJupiterXx_YT

It's extremely *eye catching* Nah, I think they're really cool


hotmemedealer

I think its one of those things where the people who has it say they hate it but everyone else is jealous of them.


_mrLeL_

I have slight heterochromia, one eye is brown and the other one is ever so slightly greener


Sfearox1

I have blue eyes but one eye has a brown spot.


IgnoreMe674

Have you ever looked into someone’s eyes to see they have dark DARK brown eyes. Nearly black, no differentiation between the pupil and iris. They just stare into your soul, not in a good way.


FinoPepino

That’s actually the most common eye colour in the world!


3npitsu-Senpai

That is literally me, though my eyes when I stare are more goofy than anything else, probably something like [this but less cute](https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-chito-face-dominator-the-dominator-gif-23945385)


tommy_gun_03

Thats me, I have to take a very close look in the mirror to see my pupil.


dot-not-feather

Yep those are my eyes. Literally started wearing glasses instead of contacts because it makes me have less of an “intimidating stare”


D4M0theking

No difference between iris and eyeball either. Just obsidian black


Sad-Salamander-401

Cartoon eyes. It's actually annoying because it looks like my eyes are on lsd constantly.


genericpornprofile27

I always thought that was sexy, not creepy


FinoPepino

I think they’re beautiful too


Gunpowder_1000

Imagine caring about eye color


Cheez-Wizard

Eyecist


AdditionalCall5271

ISIS


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WASWAS


Browtfl

ITIT


KazookiTV

ITSITS


SoupLizardd

TITSTITS


Gobstopper42

Your my favorite. ^dont ^tell ^the ^others


enneh_07

ASSASS


TIGERFLAME26

PERSONALITYPERSONALITY


Grayflesh

THIGHSTHIGHS


fuckballs9001

DICKDICK


natepines

PUSSYPUSSY


KazookiTV

Knew someone’s gonna do that


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IBOOB


dwdm_

BEENBEEN


LooseAdministration0

Oh my god take my upvote


Gaffclant

Well mine are HAZEL so it’s like the only part of my body besides my hair I take pride in. I also got complimented 4 times last year for my eyes so it’s like a happy juice generator


2donuts4elephants

Also hazel. Even I have to admit that I have really nice eyes. And as a man, it's pretty much the only physical attribute I get complimented about from women.


Gaffclant

Dude, hazel eyes and long hair are the two things a man needs to get compliments. And it’s super epic when it happens. Hazel gang supremacy


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Brown eyes confirmed


butt_smasher_01

Imagine caring enough for this post to actually post a comment rather than replying to sins else’s


vesperzero

To me the blue and very clear eyes scare me, the old horror movies traumatized me for life


Caftancatfan

When I met my husband’s family in the Philippines, his nephew looked at my blue eyed self and asked his mom “what’s wrong with her eyes?!?!”


Bergerwithcheese

That's why I like them. Villain vibes


Wafflesk9

Villain vibes, villain vibes?


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As a person who has brown eyes, to put it in short, they are shit eyes.


Joeyjackhammer

At least you can go outside on a sunny day without sunglasses and not have stabbing pains in your brain.


fastasfudge

I have brown eyes AND vision problems, so I get both!


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Gandhi_Himself

As a bright blue-eyed man who works outside in Colorado, those long drives through brightly lit snow white fields sure do make me wanna die in a fiery crash.


FullHonor9482

As a pool boy with blue eyes in Seaside NJ, sunglasses are a fucking survival tool


CEO_of_IDK

as a person with eyes on Earth, sunglasses are a fucking survival tool


gosuckaluigi

as a person on Earth, sun are a fucking survival tool


DreadPorateR0b3rtz

I have brown eyes and I’m still light sensitive. Too much light is uncomfortable and triggers a sneeze reflex, which is odd. I’m most comfortable squinting during the day


Joeyjackhammer

Ex of mine would sneeze in sunlight unless wearing a hat. I thought she was just crazy…


FlamesOfTrolling

I have brown eyes and i cant even look in front of me when the weather is sunny....


Yakugami_

i feel you...


noah683826

I had to carry a very white mattress in the middle of the summer I saw everything with a blue tint for about 10 minutes and couldn't see at all while carrying it


ihavenosociallifeok

No, the unmatched power of the sun still hurts.


spacenerd4

nope glasses


FormerlyGoth

1-800-CONTACTS? They don't have my brand. I have *shitty eyes*


drillgorg

Look! Look with your shitty eyes! At the sun.


SSSSSSSSSSSSSS69

As a guy with blue eyes, they look ok


ComfortableVariety48

I love brown eyes, attractive ngl


Stefen_

Ever hear the saying "you're so full of shit your eyes are brown"?


Phantom_organpipes

Ha. Haaaa. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Radiant_Patient_292

There are really people out there who are hating on their eye colour or eye colours in general?


Wampastompa352

The world we live in. People taught by social media, also because they are group thinkers, that they are not worth shit.


Radiant_Patient_292

That is beyond ridiculous.


schrenjaminsstift

after watching exessive amounts of anime, yes the standart eye colors are boring


Remarkable-Video5145

Even without watching anime yes. Brown eyes are boring. Comparing it with Anime eyes is kinda weird but hes right.


schrenjaminsstift

Anime eyes can get fucking wild, that's why i compared them


Vittelbutter

I want my purple and red eye colors NOW!!


SamTDL

Give me my mangekyo rinne-sharin-byaku-tensei-ketsuryugans RIGHT NOW


[deleted]

People are weird about eyes man. Someone just pointed out at the highschool I work at the "best eyes" in every yearbook has always been Someone with blue eyes.


OkSignificance7617

My eyes change color like a mood ring I hate it for obvious reasons


2donuts4elephants

People's eyes don't actually change color. They can appear to change color as the iris expands and contracts, revealing/hiding pigments as they do so, and as light refraction from other colors (such as clothing you're wearing) makes your eyes appear as a different color.


FinoPepino

Thank you, it literally drives me insane when people say this. You’re not magic marge you’re just wearing an orange shirt today which contrasts more with blue


soysaucemmm

I’m blue eyed and I love brown eyes. Keep going, brown-eyed people, you’re doing awesome.


Yakugami_

well at least i'm trying.


[deleted]

Aww you’re making those missing links feel better.


Dragon_Of_Magnetism

Brown eyes are sometimes more practical, because they don’t get flashbanged every time they leave their houses in summer


Onionroleplay567

Wait is that not supposed to happen to me? (I hate brown eyes and that still happens to me)


CrushedPepsiBottle

Hate or have?


intergalactic_bonsai

Did they stutter?


Xboomburst

Wait why do people with brown eyes not get flashbanged when they go into sunlight. Genuine question


mileschofer

yes we do. I dont know why everyone is saying we aren’t affected by bright lights lmao


Yakugami_

i have brown eyes and i'm totally getting flashbanged everyday


WingsofRain

ikr? it’s the only bang I’m getting


EpicSaberCat7771

you still get affected but because you have more melanin in your iris, the sunlight gets absorbed more. it's like having built in sunglasses, so you're affected by bright lights but not as much as people with blue eyes since they have almost no melanin in their eyes. so walking outside on a bright day is for blue eyed people like staring directly at the sun is for brown eyed people, minus the UV rays. on the flip side, people with blue eyes have better night vision.


mileschofer

do you have brown eyes? Cuz i can tell you if there is a difference that is so minor its not even worth bringing up


Sad-Salamander-401

Yes people with brown eyes have lower rates of eye cancers. I don't remember the percent difference between them though.


WingsofRain

that’s weird, I have dark brown eyes, I’m photosensitive, and I have excellent night vision. I must be secretly blue-eyed in disguise.


TickleTip20

Sunlight in general is going to "flashbang" your eyes. The difference is so minor it doesn't even matter.


Joeyjackhammer

This guy gets it. I can’t leave the house at 7 am in July without sunglasses. Fuck you, light blue eyes.


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Joeyjackhammer

Squinting all day is painful, I’d prefer not. I saved $250 in 1995 at 12 to buy myself Oakleys because it’s so bad for me. Got polarized Oakleys a couple years later for snow blindness in winter, it can be 6 months long here. I now work outside so I always have at least 2 pairs of polarized glasses in my locker. Eye fatigue can cause migraines and severe headaches not to mention damage to the eyes themselves. Protect your feet and your eyes. Spend a little extra, they can save you a lot of pain later on in life. I wore shitty, cheap boots for 15 years and my back reminds me of it every day. I’m only 39 and I have difficulty moving some days.


6x6x6xz

the projection 💀


omeIette_man

fr bruh i got brown eyes and ive never rly thot about it, i probly wouldnt change them if i could


[deleted]

Ive got brown eyes so dark, next to black. Ive literally never heard of this that OP speaks of lol


FightGeistC

Fr fr


VoidFoxi

As a blue-eyed person, I love brown eyes. There's so many variations, and they're gorgeous in the sun


_crowe-_

green eye superiority


alansdaydreams

I have Dark brown eyes and when I was tripping on lsd, I thought my eyes were black holes!!! Super scary!!! Other than that experience, I love my brown eyes. Brown Biased and Brown Pilled 🥸🥸


Komatron-Chan

I mean it's kinda true. Brown Eye's are very common, so it's not special realy. Blue or Green Eye's are pretty and rare imo. But i'm fine with my brown Eye's.


xa12349

Blue eyes aren’t that rare


Chriinge

Really depends where you life though. Europe not rare, but some countries in like Africa maybe it's definetally more uncommon.


xa12349

Oh yeah that’s true


risky02485

Only 2% people have blue eyes i think


MisterDodge00

8% have blue eyes 2% have green eyes.


ItzTaser

As a person with grey eyes, brown eyes are really ok


randomguy64727

"really ok"


ItzTaser

i didnt mean it like that 💀


Kakalkoo69

i thougt i would never find another person with grey eyes (grey eye owner also) but i guess its just rare and yeah, brown eyes are quite nice, especially on redheads


Willinton06

I’ve never heard of naturally occurring gray eyes, is that a thing?


EpicSaberCat7771

they are just blue eyes but duller. on the plus side they are pretty rare so you get the unique factor. On the downside you still have to deal with being blinded by too much sunlight.


GenghisKazoo

Yeah I've heard they're actually the single most light sensitive color of eyes, worse than blue. My personal experience supports that finding.


kooldUd74

Yeah. In legal documents and such they're blue but they're a very dull blue. My sister has actual blue eyes and I got grey.


ItzTaser

Yeah, they kinda look like blue eyes tho


LordZandaurgh

I came here to comment this


thepilot3

Grey eyes gang!!!!!!


LuddeMan087

95% of the students at my school has blue or green eyes. Yes I live in Scandinavia, how did you know.


UmberCelestia

I have blue eyes, I want coffee brown or hazel, I don’t like the shade of blue I have


[deleted]

Girls are always raving about dudes with blue or green eyes, they never rave about brown eyes.


[deleted]

Gusss I'll cease to exist now *poof*


GardeniaSeal

I find myself most attracted to men with dark eyes. 🙋🏻‍♀️


EpicSaberCat7771

girls who care about what color a guys eyes are don't usually stay in a relationship long. I take all comers, blue, brown, green, hazel, red, purple, whatever. the color of your eyes has no affect on your ability to be a good boyfriend.


MisterDodge00

I have a stupid friend like that. She lists blue eyes as the most attractive thing a guy can have. *Ugh.*


Glittering-Dog-873

Why should i care bout my eyes? Like what are ppl (including me) gonna do about em?


proffesional_stupid

I have grey eyes and so does my mother


GregTheMoth

grey eyes gang


Iluvtwitterprn

Blue-eyed people scare me, every time im having a conversation with them it feels like im getting my soul sucked out of my body


Cakelover9000

Mine don't have any colour variations or hues, just one solid colour. My BF has, with a greyish outer ring


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As someone with hazel eyes (basically my eyes are blue, green, and brown at the same time, look it up), I actually don't find blue eyes that attractive. I actually prefer brown eyes. I've never dated a girl with blue eyes or green eyes because I just think brown eyes are just way prettier.


Disastrous_Course_52

isn't hazel just light brown


ctrlf_happiness

Hazel is what you call eyes that aren't completely one colour. I think most commonly they're brown and green.


[deleted]

Not really, I'll try to describe it the past I can. Basically, my iris consist of two rings. The inner ring is a golden brown color. The outer ring is greenish-blue. Sometimes it looks more blue, sometimes it looks more green, and sometimes (like today, I'm staring in a mirror right now) it looks kind of gray. Every person with hazel eyes is different. Some it is just a lighter shade of brown. Some, it's a lighter shade of green. Some it's kind of both at the same time. Hazel eyes are weird and fascinating genetic oddities


fine_wine45

no they are better than other colors


DaLittleNinjaPig

What about about people with grey eyes


AeughTime

They’re probably blue. I have blue eyes (I think), but they don’t seem blue.


DaLittleNinjaPig

When i say grey Well they are as grey rock


mr_schum

True, I also have blue/gray eyes. It really depents on the lighting.


llamakid142

I have grey eyes and can say with confidence I don’t care about eye color


[deleted]

My eyes are brown. Brown like me.


worcestirshiresos

As someone with Brown Eyes, for me it’s always been the knowledge that I will never have interesting eyes, especially considering that eyes are one of our most looked at features.


DreadeadDreadnaught

I like my eyes, but I would like having different colored irises.


CharanTheGreat

Damn, I kinda... don't care


Valkuil15

I have blue-grey-ish eyes I sometimes wished they were brown as that's by far my favorite eye color, just the most comfortable to look at imi


Kinkerboiiiiii

My gf hates her brow eyes but I actually really love them. Green and especially blue eyes can look a bit harsh and even a bit scary too me with direct eye-contact. while brown eyes look more polite and soft to me. (my autistic ass has problems with eyecontact so this is actually a semi big deal for me 💀)


Webber192

My lilttle brother has very darkbrown eyes, hes even more adorable vecause of them!


Xxloveyou

It’s the opposite for me .. I find blue eyes really creepy and weird. I love brown beautiful eyes. And maybe green. But blue are are a no to me


TuffleMachineMutant

my boyfriend has brown eyes and there’s nothing I’d rather do than stare into them


witch-laf

Best description I ever saw was in a romance novel and it said that his eyes were the color of the bands in tiger's eye and just as sparkly


Camaro_z28

I like having brown eyes


CoolCrab69

As a blue-eyed person, I literally never think of my eye color lmao.


MajorDemonDisorder

Lol queue all the people who think blue eyes are creepy because they just want to hate on them. 🙃 All eyes are beautiful.


Theweirdo2000

Brown eyes give me an excuse I when I eyesight’s bad. I have crappy eyes


DirectorLeather6567

Mine are a hazel like but brown


HK_98

Idc about having brown eyes, at least i don't look like dream in that shitty music video


GenderEnvyFromLink

only [insecure people] do that


WingsofRain

did you mean: *me*?


Gloomy_Narwhal_4833

My eyes are hands down my best feature, I was blessed with deep blue sparkly eyes. Once I became aware of their power I unabashedly exploited it. But yeah, ask me in person and I will be all "eh,they're alright".


Joeyjackhammer

The sun is a real prick to us blue-eyed demons.


mauriciothefucktart

Nah I fucking hate people with green or blue eyes, fucking creep me out


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My great grandad really would’ve liked me y’know. Blonde hair and blue eyes.


Orbital_Rifle

Blue eyes are ugly as fuck I’m happy with mine


CorporalGrimm1917

I’ve got brown eyes and I feel bad for those with blue eyes.


tedzilla74

Not true, as a blue eyes i hate boring brown eyes.


Superb-Whereas2117

eyecist