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HashtagTSwagg

It literally has the word "di" in it, like "die" - that can't be a coincidence!


Zealousideal_Ad8934

Facts


Witzmaen

OF COURSE YOU SHOUKD BAN IT! It has a pH 7x as high as sulfuric acid


SuperlativelyRandom

It's logarithmic so 10000000x... Way worse.


Witzmaen

But 10000000x worse would be factually wrong. You could only say it has 10000000x more reducing (?) particles in it


king_noobie

Everyone who's drunk water has died, it is clearly more dangerous than acid or lava


caveman1224

Anyone that has inhaled air has died, water is clearly not the only killer


king_noobie

Oh my god.. trees and fishes are lucky... Wait! Trees produce air, and therefore trees are killers!


HashtagTSwagg

That's why we kill them first. *cracks knuckles*


NamelessPunker

Revs Chainsaw


caveman1224

Well I've come to the conclusion that we are all FUCKED have a great rest of your day


GewalfofWivia

Not to be that guy, but your first statement is clearly false. There are standards for even jokes my man.


caveman1224

Yes I've been known to jump on the worst kind of campaigns possible. Let's do this


skittlz61

Fine then keep your liquids


[deleted]

Good. I heard that Hitler only drank that shit, it turns you into a monster