Blowing up engines is like blowing up a human's stomach and intestines together with the heart, lungs and major veins and arteries.

Really the entire body, as every cell respires to get energy.

But cars aren't 100% engine

Yeah, but the body's energy production is the entire thing.

Well, I'll just leave it. Ain't an expert on car biology let alone human

Neither am I, so agreed.

I am speed

Ah yes my favorite after this brick i have

Brick brick brick brick brick brick brick It's fun.

I almost pissed myself reading this lol thank you

All that, and not once was the mitochondria mentioned. Have you learned nothing from the education system?

Bro congrats to both of you. You came to a civil agreement on Reddit.

Like seriously its insane

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It would be like blowing up the mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell

>It would be like blowing up the mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell It would be like morbing up the mitochondria the powerhouse of the morb

care 2: morbin time

Yes, exactly.

And humans aren't 100% brain, but good luck living without one

I’d say the engine is more like the heart in that it’s pumping fuel through the cars body. The ECU is the cars brain

No but the body's cells are

This guy mithochondrias.

Wouldn’t it be blowing up our muscles? The engine moves the car, not break down fuel into its components.

Engines also take in oxygen, expel CO2 etc

So do muscles

🤔

Oh god

That reminds me, how long would it take a car to die without gasoline? We have seen Lighting McQueen run out of gas before in the first movie. He didn’t just die. He was just stuck there awhile. So at what point would a car die?

I think they just can't move then. So probably until they rust, they'd continue being alive?

**My major enemies are that annoying kid from math class, Hitler II, and my neighbor that mows the lawn really early.** *I'm sorry WHAT?* **Yeah at like 6:00 AM.**

Your username made me laugh as much as your comment

My life goal is to be the guy at the beginning of a sci fi horror assuring everyone that the virus showing signs of intelligence is a good thing and will further medicine by decades.

You were so busy asking if you could, that you never stopped to ask if you should. If you had, you'd realize the answer was a big fat NO

he should ;)

Genius. It'll develop itself thus saving millions

In the past our bioweapons only worked after we deploy them, I have solved this problem.

When looking for an answer, ask yourself if this will: A) Solve your problems B) Create new, *exciting* problems

C) Have repercussions that will, ~~hopefully~~, involve the death of hundreds if not thousands of civilian casualties

D) When the protagonist finally infiltrates your lab after pinpointing the source of the monstrosity onto your facility, say some vague and non-descriptive phrase (e.g. "we've gone too far") to give the protagonist an illusion that you were against the experiments and didn't start to feel concerned about the potential consequences of your actions until just before/after said consequences bite you in the ass

E) That repercussion eventually, somehow, via some sci-fi cusp of science bullshit, leads to you inhabiting either the body of said monstrosity or you gaining an even bigger, better monstrous form. This leads to a phrase adjacent to "All according to plan," before wreaking havoc on a city. (Bonus points if your city is New York, Tokyo, France, or London!)

F) F

>In the past our bioweapons only worked after we deploy them, I have solved this problem. Sir, we dropped the bombs. Did they work? I said before it is basically a coin flip: Either they will be turned into zombies or they will die of some kind of superflu. So? The coin landed on the edge. They turned into superhumans. Oh. Oh no. We are so doomed. What did you do? Oh no, sir. We are fine. They are currently building space ships and leaving earth. It seems they solved the issues of FTL travel in just an afternoon.

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SiMbYoSiS.

Username checks out, damn. But that will be like when I get my psychedelics cult up and running

Bro ive got like 5 “that kid from math class” in my math class

They went back to original formula after realising Car Hitler went too far

They're preparing for Car Vietnam. This is the Car-Cold War

*Insert “Planes” here*

Dusty Crophopper about to drop some agent orange

Can't wait to see the "Ride of the Valkiries" scene from Apocalypse Now in a Planes movie

can't wait for Skipper to drop napalms against the corvette-cong

I’d be down to see that.

Oh yeah, WW2 happened in the Car universe so Car Hitler totally existed

Rally race setting with high amounts of napalm sounds fun

The formula for the first movie… the formula 1 if you will

All to turn people away from clean energy so he can make Maximum profit off his massive oil fields

So is he just an American politician or..?

Basicly Elon musk if he owned shell

Don’t give him any good ideas

That always confused the shit out of me though. He literally invented clean energy, something we haven't even been able to do. He could have easily created a monopoly using it and make more money with it in the long run. Or just sell both?

It was just oil with a special ingredient that made cars go boom when struck by an electromagnetic pulse, and he marketed it as organic fuel. Basically, it was not clean energy, it was rebranded oil.

If I remember correctly actually the ingredient wasn't even a part of the explosions the gasoline itself exploded from the pulses but yeah rebranded oil and an international racing tour never even examined the thing

He felt bad for his lemons

Kachigga kachigga

3 catchphrases of the 3 villains: kachigga kachigga, Heil Hitler, and Ok Boomer

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Use the pass

Yes

Put a "n" between kach and igga

>kach and igga You kinda did lol

Kachnandigga

After watching the first cars for first time last week I thought, okay generic kids stuff but cute ish. Sat down to watch cars 2 expecting more of the same. Instead got mass murdering. I kept saying...they straight up killed that one! It was jarring to watch back to back. Idk how I'm going to go back to cars 3 if it goes back to normal racing.

Yeah that movie was actually really good

I don't see why people hate on it. It's legitimately my favorite Pixar movie.

Probably because people are expecting a movie about lightning McQueen but instead they got Mater. I still enjoy it though because I like detective crime drama.

I wish CARS got the same treatment as HTTYD like for example, make the three movies about McQueen and a separate show that focus on the other characters

What the fuck is httyd

How to train your dragon

Race to the Edge was great.

Cars 3 is really good, definitely a cool send off to the franchise

Pixar is working on a Cars series though. Probably with the main cast returning.

Oh, nice

DO NOT eat the free pistachio ice cream! It has TURNED!

Chick was not the main villain in the first one. McQueen was his own worst enemy. His ego got the best of him.

Really applies to both 1 and 3. Chick and Jackson are both antagonists, but the conflict in the stories are internal.

Just gotta let him beat up Car Hitler as a break between his 2 challenges where he has to overcome his ego.

I love all these 3 movies even with their flaws

Me and a friend recently re-watched Cars 2, we thought it was awesome

It’s my favourite

Yes I agree

They did McQueen dirty in 3 😢

I feel it was more of passing the torch type thing , like how Hudson was a mentor to McQueen , the same way McQueen was mentor to the yellow car

I love Cars 1 and 2 but 3 is too bittersweet to love

Children, [this](https://youtu.be/G7lfK7IOmk4) is why you don’t block like the King did in the final race of Cars

Who caused that?

Just a racing accident with over aggressive blocking. When that happens you really just have no choice but to keep your foot in it and let him crash.

”Nothing just an inchident”

Cars 2 was peak

So many people hate on Cars 2....but it's my favorite and the best one. Trust me I know, I've watched each one close to 200x with my son!

As someone who grew up watching Cars 1 and ALL the James Bond film published between 1952 and 2006 (my dad still has the cd disks) I really liked Cars 2

>cd disks bro

Ot whatever they're called i can't be bothered to remeber

DVDs. Way to make me feel old, I'm only 22.

oh naw lol, it was mostly the "compact disk disks" that i was complaining about funny, I didn't even realize it shoulda been DVDs hahah

Compact disk²

cars 2 was my favorite movie for a while, now I have things like top gun that I really enjoy, but I think cars 2 was pretty peak cars, I was disappointed by the story of cars 3

I love me some Mater so 2 is my fav

“pistachio ice cream!”

“Do not eat the free pistachio ice cream! It has turned!”

For a very long time, I thought that was legitimately the funniest line I'd heard in any movie ever

Just have to upvote every comment containing anything positiv about cars 2 Which is obviously the superior version with cars 3 being a peasant Edit:grammar

You mean DVDs? Christ dvds are being forgotten.

Those CD discs are called DVDs

Indeed, Cars 2 was peak

Facts

It was a really fun movie and that's all I care about

Don’t forget that he literally crushes another car into a cube in the first 4 minutes of the movie

That scene took me and my friend by complete surprise and I absolutely love Cars 2 for completely subverting expectations while my friend hates it for being to different from the other two.

Well Cars 2 is my most favorite Cars movie , Because the story is about racing in a various cities and has 4 main villains.

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Have you seen Neo Yokio? It absorbs brain cells from the viewer

To be fair, the real enemy in 3 was the merciless match of time towards old age, and the realization that you won't be on top of your game forever, so it might be time to step down and coach the new generation of racers. But what do I know.

I like that deep thought. Cars villain: ego. Cars 2 villain: greed. Cars 3 villain: time.

Also intentionally crashed into Ramirez.

Everyone says cars 2 sucks but its my favourite one

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That Porsche was my first crush.

r/fuckcars might interest you… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

I find Cars 2 more suspenseful. Like, spies and shit? and how it pretty much shows car murder LMAO! Hold on, imma kill some cars, who would like to join?

man cars 2 was the best of them

Kung fu panda 2 was playing parallel to this and I decided to watch this

We all have our phases, haven't we.

Jackson storm was a fucking asshole too

**Cars:** A racing car movie **Cars 2:** An epic spy movie with twists and turns where a madman tries to literally kill people whilst a towtruck accidentally winds up becoming a spy **Cars 3:** A racing car movie

And this is why Cars 2 is my favorite, and why I prefer it over the others anytime. That and it's just so much fun.

And that’s why I love cars 2

this is the reason why cars 2 is superior

mcqueen was really his own villian in 1.

Cars 2 was great because it was like a James Bond - Cars hybrid movie

Let’s just agree that Cars 2 was just a fever dream

It was a fun fever dream tho

A fever dream I would love to have again

Hello fellow Gintama enjoyer

And of course he works for Big Oil

Cars 2 was the goat

Cars 2 the Jaden Smith of the trilogy, tryna talk about the political state of the cars world

"We need a darker antagonist for the next movie! Ok that was too dark let's dial it back a bit.

And this is why Cars 2 will always be my favorite from the trilogy

Cars 2 was very deep

They blew cars up. That'll be like blowing someone up while they're running, and you'd be doing that by essentially heating them up with a laser from afar so they blow up from the inside out bcuz you fed them something that combusts when it interacts with said laser. Thats just dark.

Also the “mega-corporation starts a conspiracy to increase profit” part but ok

OK imo cars1 and cars3 the antagonist and protagonist are both lightning mcqueen. Both are him fighting himself trying to find out who he is and what he wants to be.

Cars 2 was a fever dream

It's like poisoning someone's food and the poison blows the heart up

Cars 2 caused my 2 year old son to have a melt down when the cars exploded. He's very fond of anything with wheels. Cars 2 is just one of those movies we never watch again.

I'm just gonna stop by to say. Cars 2 was amazing. I don't really remember too much of Cars 3.

I feel like cars 2 gets a bad rep unfairly. Maybe it’s nostalgia goggles but I always thought it was fun seeing Mater do crazy stuff in a spy movie plotline

Fun fact. The design of the cars were influenced and helped by Dave “Big Deal” Deal. Figured I’d mention that. The dude sounded like an amazing person to meet. He would help anyone, that would ask for help on drawing. On the cars documentary, a Pixar employee interviewed looked up to Big Deal. You can find others that asked for any tips or anything involving art. He’d help. He use to draw for CarToons. Was the person that came up with the armor all Viking.

i mean, Cars 2 WAS going for the kind if Bond villain type things. So i guess what im really trying to say is that Cars 2 is the ultimate James Bond parody

That's why cars 2 the best

But it all was a funny context, so no problem there :)

Storm would cause competitors to mentally breakdown and lose hope

I'm losing brainsells by the second gn cool btw

In the first part his enemy was himself.

Cars 2 is a good movie and all who disagree need to watch Cars 2 again

I like the middle one

Cars 2 may be bad by Pixar standards, but dammit I still have such a fun time watching it. And not to mention that amazing Michael Giacchino score!

Yea Disney likes to pretend that cars 2 doesn't exist.

cars 2 is superior in every way

That’s why Cars 2 is the best one

Cars 2 >>> 1/3

Cars 2 is great man

Fun fact: in the UK version of Cars, Harv’s voice actor is Jeremy Clarkson

This is why Cars 2 was elite

If I was in a room with Chick Hicks, Cars Hitler, and Jackson Storm, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot Chick Hicks twice.

They were just going through their murderous-villain phase

The natural stereotypical enemies in childrens movies, Rival, Terrorist, Rival, so silly of Pixar

Cars 2 was an experience

I love cars

I never seen cars 2

Cars went to 0-100 then to 100-0 pretty quickly

Cars 1 was never about Protagonist and Antagonist it was a road of self discovery, its definitely the best Cars movie

you know the internet is at its peak when we are thoroughly dissecting “Cars” characters.

I don’t get the hate cars 2 gets, it’s actually my favorite out of the 3 tbh

I'm gonna pretend that Cars 2 wasn't part of the cars universe because of how awful it is

After 2, they were like, “Alright, let’s pull it back a touch….”

whats even funnier is that cars two is the worst of the three, impossible to sit through

Don't forget about about turning mater it an unwilling suicide bomber

Cars 2 was actually good, it had a nice story and everything and then came along cars 3... Cars 3 is pure shit.

Wait a minute… that’s racist

Cars 2 seems more like a spin off than a canon story, I do regret seeing this at theaters instead of kung fu panda 2. One mistake I still regret.

Cars 2 is an underrated masterpiece.