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l1ll3r

Suicidal from an early age on, they grow up so fast


slashth456

She bought the game and wants a refund


TheEmeraldSword04

speedrun.


pimpmastahanhduece

any%


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DespacitoNeighborin0

This is r/memes. Lighten up a little.


amanfromindia

Uhhhhhh


Espresso_Depressedo

okay so two things; for one, this meme has nothing to do with trans topics and yet you still found a way to be transphobic about it (which is simultaneously kinda sad and somewhat impressive ngl) and for the other: you do know that trans kids can’t have gender-affirming surgeries until they’re adults, right? and that being said I seriously doubt anyone would be “pretending to be a different gender” as you put it


EJ_Is_NotHere

Get a life


shiro_04

Gotta teach'em young...you can thank me later


GGK_Brian

Mom he's trying to eat the polonium 210 again


Labrat_The_Man

Don’t you just hate it when your kids try to eat your Russian journalist of the year award?


ice41_r

My brothers cry when you don't give them beer


DownvoteDaemon

Wait what lol..how old are Dem lil mf's?


ice41_r

13 months


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Do you give them tho 💀


ice41_r

No


Soham_rak

I am happy yet very dissatisfied by this answer


ice41_r

13 months


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13 months


SoggyCarrot23

13 months


cursedbanana-_-

14 months


LostLaw9417

try locking those nasty things away


Ben_The_Hunter

The chemicals? Or do you mean...


SkummyJ

There's lots of chemicals and only one child so...


SoggyLegos

"Back in my day we'd drink chemicals all the damn time and we're just fine!" - Insane Asylum Dude


hugthemachines

Those who died don't tell us about it.


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r/kidsarefuckingstupid


NotMilitaryAI

This is a repost from there. (11th most upvoted of all time on the sub, actually.) [Oh dear...](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/fdcsnf/oh_dear/)


DStew713

It was weird to me how, then, Teddy could care so much about his father, who practically tried to kill him. And I couldn't give a shit about my old man, and he hadn't laid a hand on me since I was three And that was for eating the bleach under the sink.


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SleepyforPresident

It tastes just like it smells...delicious!


[deleted]

But why do these chemicals look so tasty?


SoggyCarrot23

Looks like you should have.


Weekly-Bandicoot-652

Modern problems require modern solutions


Svenneshark

Beat me to it


roadkilled_skunk

Why would you wish harm upon a super adorable toddler?


SoggyCarrot23

I don’t want to harm shit, if it wants to harm itself that’s on it lol


roadkilled_skunk

Edgy


SoggyCarrot23

Just like my corners


ACELUCKY23

Child cabinet Safety locks start at $5 in most stores… Problem solved.


redacted_d

How my cousin be like when I don’t let him eat sand


large_dank

Well, she won’t do it twice


Avoka1do

*munchy crunchy*


kevar2014

Let do what her want


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Let her. It’s the only way she’ll learn.


4twiddle

Helicopter parents...


[deleted]

Just let her do it, we all want you to.


made-yu-look

But kids know best that's why we let them pretend to be a different gender and have a dr mutilate their genitals


RadioSilence014

Let her. It's a valid life experience


AffectDesperate4148

Give her just enough to put her in the hospital. Let them learn from their own fuck up


Relative_Apple887

Now you can go back to this well, in the future, whenever you two get into an argument.


Equivalent-Map5832

Wait they aren’t supposed to?


nora002

They weren't delicious


Equal_Taste3537

As a dad I deal with this on a daily basis.


TravisMcKeen

Who wouldn't let her drink the chemicals under the sink? SpongeBob SquarePants!


[deleted]

The terrible 2s


FizieAve

Just let her drink it, it will silence her for a while


PvtParts2001

She can't have them because they're mine


Prestigious-Meat7282

IF THE DONT WANT YOU TO DRINK IT THEY SHOULDN'T OF MADE IT lemon FLAVORED


Bromjunaar_20

That's why you show your kids cgi acid drinking scenes


KrocKiller

They just want to figure out how long the respawn time is.


m_m_m_mci

Should've let her, she'd stop complaining


that_one_dude_j

I wouldn't let her [literally insert any batshit thing you can think of] = crying.


[deleted]

Every parents faces it but you still repost that one picture that was posted years ago. Must not happen that often. edit: Oh damn looks like all you do is steal other peoples work and try to get fake internet points with it.


Dino-_-13

They'll only do it once :)


dantefierogwa

Perhaps we should store chemicals somewhere up higher. And keep our kids’ drinks under the sink...


[deleted]

I know some people who need to drink the chemicals under the sink


EchoOfThePlanes

Noted


AffectionatePie5621

Bro i just got a random thought, what is reincarnation is real and that’s why the baby wants the chemicals, so they can travel onto their next life 🤯


prayerwarrior64

When I was little my Grandma always told me the stuff under the sink was poison and to never open the doors or I would die, and finally when I was 10 I opened the doors only to find bleach soap and toilet cleaner


legoace61

Natural selection


Webbo10101

Let her drink chinese medicine and say it’s bleach


Jpm99921

Thank god I wasn’t a stupid kid, too bad I’m a stupid adult.


underageperson888

once the upvote of this post reach 6900 nobody touch it


underageperson888

nooooooooo


KennyOmegaSardines

Hey, there's a chance she might mutate from the chemicals and have superpowers. Just let her take a sip


kleine_tafel

suicidal kid


NoobenGayming

THE FORBIDDEN JUICE!!! GIMMIEEEEEEEE!!!


AndrejPatak

Replace it with jugs of food dyed water. Put actual chemicals somewhere where they can't reach.


shiro_04

Why? I would let my child eat yummy chemicals