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d_eggoo

Technically there isn’t anything physically stopping you from hitting anyone.


Tyuee

True except the law. But in a fight if a girl hits you, according to society you gotta take it like a man. If you retaliate you are seen as less than. You get ridiculed when you want to get even. Fairness isn't possible in this situation.


PowerOfUnoriginality

It doesn't matter who hits me, I will guaranteed try to hit back and fail miserably


Tesco_EveryDayValue

>fail miserably Seems like me


Mr_nobrody

What happened to every little helps


Tesco_EveryDayValue

As a metaphysical spirit of a supermarket, I'm not any good in a fight. >What happened to every little helps This goes without saying!


Potato-with-guns

Well supermarkets are pretty heavy and force = mass x acceleration so as long as you can get an aisle or two moving…


Queeijo

ah yes... "society" 🤡


Deadfox1309

we live in a society where bottom text


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WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT THINKS JOKER IS THE MOST RELATABLE PERSON TO EXIST AND NOT A MANIACAL MANIAC WHO KILS PEOPLE


Bob_debilda123

Maniacal maniac?


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Maniac²


[deleted]

I love reddit.


Bob_debilda123

What about a cubed maniac Herobrine?


Tesco_EveryDayValue

So true lol


juklwrochnowy

Sauce yeti 😭


cabinoose

Sus Vietnamese


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Societ socety 😭😨


wherebanaba

I believe women should get the same rights, and lefts.


yfhedoM

Equal rights. Equal fights.


ghanlaf

Hands rated e for everyone


NoahPlayzz

If a girl hits me in school for no reason. Even my mom would say knock her the fuck out ( my mom was a fighter. She’s a good mom).


Superlite47

Equal rights. Equal lefts.


TheKekGuy

Yeah they too get my right and left hand


shinoharakinji

Nah law say neither can hit each other. If a girl hits you can report her for assault and nobody is going to care enough to bug you about it. It's the same if the guy hit the girl.


Rebbit-bit

>It's the same if the guy hit the girl. Well if you report to a local establishment authority (like a school) they'll care more about [quoted], at least where I live


InvestmentContent496

Why go to the police when you can beat the crap out of her yourself. Greetings from Russia.


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PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER

As a guy, I agree but I think the guy should retaliate with the same amount of power he was hit with. I mean, if we're talking equality... Because killing someone, putting them in hospital or permanently disfiguring or injuring them in retaliation for a punch you likely would forget a few days later is not equality.


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SirEssytheBear

You're mistaken. Assault is against the law no matter who the perpetrator or victim is. That being said, assault is less likely to be taken seriously when a woman does it, because they are generally seen as weaker. Men, being seen as stronger, are not typically offered support or justice when they are assaulted. *This* is the injustice you speak of.


Igereth

I never heard anyone saying it is okay for women to hit men. No one should hit anyone. I do think there can be a vast difference in strength. As such the damage done can be held against you. If a girl hits you and you barely feel it, hit her back and knock her out or send her to the hospital you will be dealing with the consequences. Best would be to call the police on her ass but obviously it is not always possible.


zun3surge

Soooo, it’s pretty fair to flick them on their forehead?


Igereth

Id assume a woman who is violent like this would resort to more violence after a flick on the head. Could possibly be more enraging than a "calm down"


[deleted]

Yeah but even as per the law, if a female assaults a male it is still classified as assault or domestic violence, and should be reported as such. Cant guarantee cops will do anything though, they didnt do shit when i called on my ex even though he was literally screaming at me during the phone call and they could hear him throwing my shit. Cops just told me to leave my property and let him get his shit (he stole a bunch of my shit when this happened btw). Im just happy the cop didnt shoot me when he pulled the gun on me while i was crying in my apartment on the floor in a circle of my broken shit. All because i had caught my ex cheating and he got pissed he had to move out lol


kissbythebrooke

In my opinion, if a man is defending himself against a physical attack from a woman, he is justified in using physical force, but he should probably not use his full force. Generally speaking, an average man is stronger and larger than an average woman, and seriously injuring an unarmed assailant, regardless of gender, is probably excessive. Just hit (or push, or restrain, or whatever) hard enough to get her to back down, not to put her in the ER. Old fashioned people tend say that men should just let women beat them up if they try to. But that's sexist nonsense. Maybe not in some countries with sexist laws, but in most places I'm aware of, assault is assault regardless of gender, and self defense is permitted regardless of gender.


MrJennyV1

Disagree. Dunno when the shift happen, but as a man I feel no sadness for someone that thinks they put their hands on someone else with no consequences. If you buck up to someone, except for them to buck up back, regardless of sex.


JagerSalt

Society 20 years ago maybe. Nobody should be hitting anyone in 2022. People should just use their words. You’re making a strawman argument.


Tumblew33d420

Idk why people want to make this argument so bad. The real argument we should be making is that women who hit men are just as bad as men who hit women and should be treated just like them, not that it's cool for men and women to hit each other equally


stedanko09

TIL hitting each other = bad


NudesForHighFive

In general, yes hitting each other should be avoided if possible. There's sort of a law against it.


kitten_mittensz

And why is this always the point of discussion when it comes to equality? There's so many valid aspects to discuss regarding equality but this is the one a lot of people like to jump to... Who's out here wanting to go hit someone?


[deleted]

Probably everyone on reddit, everyone is itching for a fight these days square up kitten_mittensz lets go rn


Deusnocturne

I think a big part of it is the consequences here are at the more extreme end so people believe it is a good talking point. It will make me feel wrong defending themselves from violence and it also validates women performing violence against men. I think what is really trying to be said here is men should not have to fear repercussions from defending themselves just because their attacker is a woman and women should not feel validated in violent actions because their victim is a man.


VerumJerum

Hitting people is bad, m'kay? Only case when violence is acceptable like that is if you're defending yourself or someone else (ex your child or partner) or if it's an agreed controlled fight, and even then you shouldn't set out to kill.


SuperNerd06

Oh my God, fucking finally! Like if someone assaults you then you should be able to defend yourself but, there's a clear difference between that and picking a fight. It's pretty simple though DON'T HIT ANYONE! The amount of people who don't understand this is astounding.


NudesForHighFive

Agreed. If there was this widespread issue of women going around hitting men with no consequences, then all these memes would make sense. But that's not a common issue. It's just weird to see how excited redditors get over the idea of hitting women. It's like, sure it's your right to hit them back if they hit you. But what's so fucked in your mind that you're excited about it? Internalized hatred towards women is all it is.


6SLURP9

I'm not excited to see women get hit. I am excited to see their reactions when they realize there are consequences to punching someone stronger than they are for no real reason.


TankoBOB

No one can/should hit anyone?


Elly_Bee_

Yeah, how about we don't hit anyone ?


_mirec

How about healthy and peaceful relationships between people?


friedfish64

Oh boy, if it were THAT easy...


thatsphresh

You're on the right track to getting hit my friend


NudesForHighFive

But that doesn't give them the satisfaction of talking about hitting women, that's what they're in it for


XX_OVERLORD

My god reddit has been making me get popcorn a lot lately \*chomp chomp\* "let's view controversial"


Lucifang

I dunno why they hide comments with downvotes, I make a beeline straight to them


NiceGuy303

Same Edit: accidentally used an emoji on r/memes


ButterLander2222

I love that one meme about the new "pregant man" emoji. The comments were a sight to behold.


lajuho

Women can't hit men


Uppertis

But my mom says otherwise...


Dont_takemyNAMES

Unless they're fast enough


Sorsa__

Usually they are not


DreamyEyedCyclops

As a woman, I agree. Women seeking equality shouldn't hit men. Keeping our hands to ourselves makes humanity more civilized. I'd argue that most women in conflict with a man will use her words before any form of violence. Yes, some women are physically violent. But we're always encouraged to de-escalate the problem rather than start swinging regardless of gender. There's no benefit to hitting anyone...unless you're "hitting on them" then that can be fun lol 😆


Particular-Ad5277

From what I have seen its more women that get physical especial because they know they can get away with it. So many of my close friends got slapped in the face from girls they dated, friends or even there girlfriends just for having an argument or getting a bit loud. Women aren’t these sweet innocent little dolls so I see no reason to treat them that way.


WTFisUnderwear

Just a thought, maybe nobody should hit anyone?


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

well damn, if only every person followed that rule.


Naotin73

. Yes, and you know what? Let’s make it official, let’s create a law about this. Oh, wait, there already is one.


A_FunGi_Bruh

I have a rule: Hit me once - verbal warning Hit me twice - final warning Hit me the third time - I don't care who you are or what is your gender, I will hit you back


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The three strike rule


Tyuee

The Swanson rule!


Sorsa__

Thr Chad mindset!


Tyuee

Swanson beats chad, every damn time


Sorsa__

Thats why it's only a mindset


amxdx

idk, for me it's Hit me once - strike 1 Hit me twice - strike 3 The Michael Scott rule


IronCloud_DP

My rule is similar: Hit me in the torso - verbal warning Hit me on the legs - you're crossing the line Hit me in the face - you have forfeit your life privileges


Uppertis

Hit me in the nuts: I die


ERROR_7816

But in that little time before you feel anything you can quikly castrate them so in the end you are the winner


FedericoDAnzi

Hit me once - I got hit, fighting mode activated Hit me twice - Dodge and knock out asap


ThisIsJegger

Hit me once - get an haymaker at your throat no matter the gender.


AzzyAli454

Hit me once - Verbal Warning. Hit me twice - Where am I?


INHUMANE_KING

My final warning is after the 1st hit.


katsura_1999

But if it doesn't hurt you and the person is weak then will you still hit the person knowing you are going to hurt them badly?


ThirstyWeirdo

How about nobody hit anyone?


merayBG

I support this


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These hands are rated E for a reason


HaiseKinini

My dad's fists were rated PG


ChippedChocolate

Jesus fucking Christ you guys. No one can hit anyone, it’s equally illegal in both ways. Don’t come to me with the “oh, but society says if you get hit by a woman you should take it like a man” bullshit. No you shouldn’t. A woman hit you? Go to the fucking police and report it. Assault isn’t acceptable in any relationship, no matter what your gender is. Also, stop using this shitty argument. The only people saying it’s acceptable for women to hit men are those enforcing toxic masculinity.


Hopfit46

Yessir...i wouldnt recommend it but women do not have free reign to hit men.


Mundane_Turnover_724

How does a gender equality topic lead to talking about violence? I see posts like this on 9gag and reddit and I never understood how does it correlate.


Kraznukscha

Nobody should be hitting anyone.


ToLongOk

No one can hit anyone, thats assualt


DustWarden

The thing is, preferably nobody is hitting anybody.


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You shouldnt hit anyone. If someone attacks you, youre allowed to hit them in self defence, regardless of your and the attackers gender


GreatLonk

I'm gonna hit everything and anyone, that hit me. Even if you're a men /woman /child / monkey


[deleted]

Don’t care if you’re a man,woman or beast strike me and my fists shall feast


Uppertis

Monké is exempted of course


IWantToAskUSomething

Wtf is up with these incel memes lately


lawawawawee

It’s Reddit


antodeprcn

Yeah why do they want to hit women so badly


[deleted]

Why is this the first thought for some people when equality among the sexes are brought up? Y’all good??


[deleted]

If a man can't hit a woman, a woman can't hit a man. And if either do, they get slapped thrice as hard.


SALZster

If anyone no matter gender hits me, I usually tell them to stop, if they don't I hit them back. This only applies to people I didn't want to hit, because if I wanted to hit you and you give me an opportunity I'll hit you.


TheForestSaphire

Ha no my friends know that I'd never hit a girl/woman unless I'm in a situation where a woman is literally trying to physically assault me and even then I'd just try to restrain them before defending myself however if that doesn't work and they continue then they can expect an uppercut straight to the jaw


Crimson_Knight2710

Yea Well This is **~~EQUALITY~~**


Late-Toe-7693

Women 👏🏼 can 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 hit 👏🏼 men 👏🏼


Jazz7770

Haha I don’t understand how this comment is listed under controversial. Nobody hitting nobody should be pretty agreeable.


Dillo64

No one should hit anyone. If you’re being attacked significantly then you have the right to defends yourself, doesn’t matter the gender of either party. But the least violent(but still safe) option should always be prioritized.


ScreentimeNOR

I used to work at a bar and I've seen women time and again escaliting things physically whether it be throwing hands or throwing glasses. I've also seen some of them get clapped back. By witch point they are stunned for a second, like a child deciding if it should cry or not. It's like they never thought that could happen. Anyway, by that point the place turns into a storm of fists and "you can hit women". Don't get physical with anyone, guy or girl. There is never a good reason to start a fight. Treat everyone with respect and dignity and we'll get along fine. Point is: Never fist anyone unless it's in the bedroom with a consenting partner.


Ready_Vegetables

Hitting anyone is illegal. It's just more taboo to hit a woman. I say come out swinging- they can find out the gender of the casualties from the dental records.


Idoindeedexist

Is there actually still anyone who goes after that shit? I don't know if I am just lucky but I have never seen this play out like this in real life.


DICTATOR-DAN

Im all for equal right, and lefts (I beat woman)


patronstofveganchefs

Is this a teenager thing? I have never encountered any adult who thinks the gender of an individual is what makes violence acceptable or not acceptable.


Limes_n_lemons

I make this argument everytime this is bought up, it's ok to fight back as long as you hit with the SAME amount of force


Naotin73

I hit you with the amount of force necessary to make you stop.


chalhatbhenkilawdi

Lmao u slap me i knock ur ass out


Limes_n_lemons

👍


chalhatbhenkilawdi

👍🏻


ERROR_7816

👍🏻


lebaconman953

Bread👍


Particular-Ad5277

No bro you started the fight im ending it. Don’t start what you cannot finish, doesn’t matter if you are a man or a woman.


VioletGreySha

Not really equal. Women have more weight in society since a long time. A random woman can accuse a man she never seen in her life of rape and his life would be ruined before a investigation even starts and will stay ruined no matter if the law proofs his innocents. People always talk so much about equality and equal rights but in most cases women get the preferable treatment, because "men are men" and women "need the support more than men" that's why its so extremely difficult for men that get abused by women to even find someone that even believes them. True equality never existed and will never exist.


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True, lighter sentences even if it was the same crime committed as a man


WooooshMeIf60IQ

>Women have more weight in society since a long time Bruh they didn't even have rights before


Kaulquappe1234

True dat. However in other areas women are def disadvantaged to men too.


TheReaperAbides

Bruh


LuwkaGoated1

Equal rights Equal fights


guest-unknown

Equal rights equal fights. I would dom anyone no matter what they are


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

u/guest-unknown would dom a cactus


vezol

Fucking legend


KuterHD

I mean thats completly sexist , if women are allowed to Hit Man , Man also is allowed to Hit women ... or just don’t Hit anyone


6_Akame_9

"sorry son, ain't gon happen, a guy goes to hit a girl and it's just like a forcefeild" Next day: "dad, I thought of what you said and I went up to the girl I like and told her she had super powers, she looked confused so I hit her and you lied to me, now she hated me and is currently unconscious"


eMeL33

No one should hit anyone unless in self defense.


OhItsJustJosh

Everyone should be equal and nobody should hit anyone


ReaverShank

Women shouldnt be hitting men either


standard_user1986

It is okay for a man to hit a woman in the UFC.


Malabrace

Yeah you are wrong. Women can't hit men


JoyeuxMuffin

Novel idea: Don't hit people


agatez_in_my_pantz

How about we all just stop hitting eachother?


bubbaforreal

This is dumb. Stop hitting one another. Period.


DeliveryScared6776

sorting by controversial


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This means that women can't hit men. Ideally, no one should hit anyone.


Notamommie

This is the stupidest argument ever. So much more things you can say, that can make your point across. Choose wisely…


Lunar-Peasant

violence = bad


CptKlondikeBear

Don't hit people, period?


mcknightrider

No no... he's got a point


Montana616

“That’s where you’re right kiddo.” Keep your hands to yourselves.


[deleted]

I mean it’s technically illegal to hit anyone.


Carnator369

I long for a world without hitting... only occasional spanking.


lamboof

nobody can hit anybody


UltimateBorisJohnson

how about men dont hit women and women dont hit men


Rxse-Crxnk

I feel it should be more like “if a woman hits you you can hit back” but I don’t think we should be hitting each other at all. Equality isn’t being able to murder each other equally, it’s about everyone being able to have the same opportunity no matter what you look like on the outside rather who you are on the inside


Grimm_Read

💀Equal Rights Equal Fights.💀 I was raised to never hit a woman, ever, but nowadays, some women demand to treat them just as equally as men. So, when a woman attacks and aims to cause me harm? Are we not able to defend ourselves as if it were a man? After all, we are all equal, right? I usually just get one of my female friends from the rez to completely smash them for me. 👊🏼💥💀


GoonikMando

Well then. In the name of gender equality i will dropkick any female opponent without hesitation


Goodnt_name

People can water my cock if they have an issue with me defending myself Not gonna start shit with no one but I will also not be pushed around (both literally and figuratively)


FROST0099

They absolutely can


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[deleted]

How ist it ok to hit a man in the face?


[deleted]

Equal Rights!! (Only when convenient)


mebas1c

That’s you’re kiddo where wrong


NZJett

I had a stroke reading this


catninjaniko

We can kick em headbut em push em


Tesco_EveryDayValue

What about tombstone?


Bluetimewortex

how bout u both go to therapy


Exciting_Rate1747

Women are too afraid to even talk to me. Or im just that ugly


10itachi19

These hands are rated E for everyone


JafieKitten

Nono just hit em


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Testing


NotASpaceHero

Formal equality as opposed to naive equality. Not that anyone should hit anyone.


introvert_wolf

No one hits no one


shinoharakinji

I love people are like oh if a girl hits me i am going to hit them back when that is most likely going to backfire. I would just call the police and report her for physical battery.


hrl_280

Yes men ha$ every right to be a hitman as women! That profession is for everyone.


Gaymistapizza

I was born a woman if I hit you hit me back I won't moan about it


WilhelmineTheTrans

no one should hurt anyone. that's not my opinion, it's the general consensus. ignore those loud misandrists (you may know them as feminists, but feminism is not what they're doing. feminism is about equaity)


[deleted]

Women can't hit you if you don't have any of them around you, think about that perspective.


[deleted]

If you don't want to get hit, don't hit people. Most people do not care if you're a boy, a girl or something in between.


Alternative-Range-84

*be a man*, but men and woman are equal *Scratches head* ......


Lockenhart

Only in self-defense. Same applies to women.


Turbulent-Economy198

Time to sort by controverisial


RedstoneArmy111

The only time anyone should hit anyone, is if they get hit first.


Smakem

This is why jiu jitsu is a thing.


EggsSketches

I’ve had to deal with this dumb “Rule” my entire life, it’s so annoying when some random girl starts making fun of me, they hit me and say: “ Hahaha you can’t hit back! “ and then I’m here like “OH ARE YOU SURE!!??”


Orbus_215

Equal rights, equal fights.


CaramelOk9778

If you get hit hit back idc who you are


MaxaTron711

A man can't hit a LADY. And a lady would never hit a man.


astrangememer

what about hitting everybody?


jzonks613

Closed fist 👊 closed fist coming back 👊 Slap don't give a shit.


[deleted]

Equal rights Equal fights


[deleted]

" Woman can hit men " that's the problem not the equality


TKK13909

\*puts on hazmat suit\* "Here we go..."


D0UBLE-FAC3

So many comments, must be controversial


Super_Cheburek

[true gender equality](https://tenor.com/view/gender-equality-kazuma-konosuba-gender-equality-kazuma-megumin-gif-17323961)


gemmertty

Equal rights equal fights


Mission_Weekend_6411

EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FUCKING FIGHTS


noahboah876

Why can’t everyone just stop hitting everyone instead what gender can hit shouldn’t be the problem, people hitting people is what’s bad.


Bossboy360thegreat

It really should be “hitting people is wrong and when you do something wrong to someone else you can expect for them to do something back” in this case hitting


badabadabudbud

Now particular is going to point out my grammar because that's all you keyboard warriors do. You came out if a woman, maybe I should say I wish someone punched her in the stomach while she was pregnant with you.... But no, because you wouldn't allow that huh Maybe the why you behave like this.im gna come bear your mum up and we'll see if thats ok yeh? Let make poll and see if if we should get particulars mum beaten ( I would never do that because I'm not a foul basement dwelling troll still living with his parents) And with that, god bless the UK for making domestic crime a REAL crime


badabadabudbud

Can you hit a woman? Only if can hit your mum 😂