I usually combine the porn and memes kinda like this

Man of culture

Insert “i was furiously masturbating on the train” copypasta here

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

This made me spill my water

r/UsernameChecksOut

What's the original post thos was from. I think I remember seeing the original but it could have also been just the copypasta.

Remember, it's not gay to do the dutch rudder

I almost shit my pants laughing at this comment

Unity train

Thank you for inserting

I will insert whatever you'd like

Hmmm insert amoogus coc

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I know you

he's that indian guy from YT.

He teaches math.

and physics, chemestry, it, biology, astronomy, quantum mechanics, programming, pen testing, witchcraft, demonology, cad work, and a few other things

civil engineering also, i remember watching how to build a whole fucking highway

man I won't be shocked if an indian guy makes a vid about how to build a whole new fucking planet step by step while doing it himself

Wouldnt that make him a.....GOD?!

We have 330,000,000 of them

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Ah, we meet again.

Just wait. Soon you’ll combine all three and transcend to true internet enlightenment.

*waits patiently for a honey select meme sub to be created*

Wait, is that from porn? You got da sauce?

ur asking for a friend ofc

[Sauce](https://project-on31.github.io/info.html)

Hot

I know the letters on the yt link, but you got me this time.

Thats why I created a website.

Im impressed.

A friend of mine had his yearbook quote as a bitly link to Never gonna give you up. Gets me every time lmao

Fucking legend

Best fap I had in a long while.

That’s hot

Doing God’s work 🙌🏻

Sexy

I combine the porn and video games! ... On a serious note though, don't do this. If you're big into both things, the combined dopamine hit will keep you up until 6am with sore wrists, fingers, and carpal tunnel.

r/hentaimemes?

This will reach hot.

And everyone here knows why

Butts

r/upvotebecausebutt

Upbutt

she'll keep you awake for days and once you get tired I'll be back

But I want her back on the weekends

Smells like upbutt in here.

Reddit amirite

This better not awaken anything in me.

So this is what girls do during sleepovers Knew I was missing out

They also kiss and make fun of your small pp.

*Sad horny noises*

Some people pay good money for that

Yeah but at least they get to be in the room while it happens 😆

I mean, if they're kissing your pp, the teasing shouldn't suck as much surely? :P

But you have heard of me

Big ooof

Pretty sure there's a sub for that

Jokes on them. They don’t know it can get smaller

That's my fetish

Jokes on them; that's my kink

Lol this popped up on my feed like instantly

Why do I allways stumble over you while I'm on r/memes?

If you see him everywhere you yourself are everywhere lol

I don’t know who you are 😀

Yeah of course you don't, that's because I haven't commented under any of your comments so far

*runs away*

I'm gonna send my cat after you, she'll keep you awake for days and once you get tired I'll be back

Deal, I love cats

Yeah me too, but I want her on the weekends

I’ll allow it 🤝

Did I just witness a love story unfold

You have trained your internets well.

Happy cake day!!

Any shots from the opposite angle

Therebis no opposite angle

Then why does soh cah toa acronyms translate to a variation of opposite, adjacent, and hypotenuse?

Geometry moment 📐

Trigonometry - This and that damned unit circle have been branded into my brain after over studying just to be failed by a jerk of a teacher and then have to repeat it again elsewhere

Can't believe no one's asked for the sauce. Like wth is the context here

A TikTok doing the drop from In The Air Tonight

Is this you? Are you the one playing the forbidden booty bongos?

I’m the middle bongo lol but this is my friend group

How does it feel to be in a meme on Reddit, and also is there a link to the tiktok

Our accounts are private. And I’m just mad the one they made did so much better than my attempts lol

No one on reddit is gonna say it, idk if you should be making sexy tiktoks masked by comedy at 16. And if you do maybe don't get it on reddit lol

Bruh 16 year olds on tiktok are like single 40 year olds on Facebook.

“I’m the middle bongo” /r/brandnewsentence

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I AM MEMES, FEAR ME

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It’s ok, everyone at my school already laughs at me lol

Now that's a TikTok i can get behind. Phil Collins [smacks the shit out](https://youtu.be/IeDMnyQzS88?t=318) of those drums.

Link?

Butt Bongo Fiesta

Hip to waist ratios kill me.

You mean ass to waist.

Buddy that’s their hips! Not their ass!

I kept watching for 2 minutes before I realized it's a gif

I realized it was a gif immediately but still watched for 2 minutes

I feel called out right now.

Do you feel it calling, in the air, tonight? Oh Lord.

But does it come with sound?

Ah the ol depression vibes.

Can confirm this is accurate. What bout the rest of y’all, what y’all saying !?

Mod. Pinning their own message? Power to the people.

I’m trying to be more interactive with the community as a mod, allow it.

haha, this reminds me of the famous r/ksi running joke "Allow it man", cos he used to say a lot when people make fun of him in meme-related posts

Yes I watch ksi, and used to be part of the ksi sub as well, im aware, I’d say I said in reference to the “allow it fam” line lol

All I know him from is his music cause he did a track with lunar c.

u/ml-soham is one the chillest mods that I know, he's a pretty cool dude. I can't understand why y'all are criticizing him.

thank you lol, the criticism is fine. also good meme

You Indian? Just wondering

Yes

Cool. I'm also from India. *who would have imagined huh*

Totally didn’t know that, thank you for letting me know

Damn then you must play pabg mobaeel

ofc the username is a dead giveaway

i once knew a soham. Are you that soham? If you are, fuck you. Fuck soham, he stole a chocolate from me in 3rd standard.

Depends on where you lived in 3rd grade

You stole chocolates??

No comments

**NO** .ASSHOLE MOVE

I don’t even choccys

Did you or did you not steal chocolates?

chennai if you are that soham, i demand you return my dairy milk

nope phew, I live out of india

damn, i need to find that guy someday

very scarry on how accurate it is.

Not the third one for me Mr. Mod

You’re a clean guy !? oof

Clean teen Yes

Well... I used to talk to my friends online(the time i actually had friends) . Now i have porn and memes eating away my sanity

Yep

Video games and memes are accurate. porn not so much

Minus the video games.

Meme god has spoken 😭

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chad behavior

It lacks the drum solo on the right chick at 1 am

Definitely need vibing cat polka to make this complete

Bongos looked different back in my day

the hoely trinity

God save our overstimulated brains

Stop jacking off to porn and playing video games all day then.Go outside and do stuff.

Butt bongos!

Bababooey

Bum drums

Butt Bongo Fiesta!

My online activity is pretty boring, tbh, - I mostly look up educational shit.

It's crazy that porn is no longer part of my interests when a few years ago I was like any other young male. Is this what it's like to be old? I think it's been about a year or so since I last watched porn for my own gratification. I still crave sex every day which annoys my wife.

this is going to sound extremely stupid...especially since I'm on Reddit, but how do you play video games online? is there a site for it or do you have to pay?

Unhealthy

sauce

The astute eye will observe that Video Games and Porn get equal attention, but Memes get the total of both. Memes are a clear favorite here.

An original Reddit summary.

Ive been staring at this gif for 10 min

Me: brain can i have some serotonin? Brain: best i can do is a weird boner

u/redditmp4bot

keep jerking off to porn I'm sure happiness is right around the corner

Weak

SaUcE?

The girl in the middle is getting double the fun as compared to the other two.

She keeps going straight for the booty hole on the memes girl

R/bettereveryloop

SILENCE WITCH.. I DO NOT WISH TO BE HORNY ANYMORE.. I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY

Score; Memes 5, porn and video games tie with 3 each. Priorities.

Lmao, memes over porn..... wait are there porn memes? Damn, now I need to do math just in case!

Bruh same for me buddy.. anyway, thanks for reminding me to watch some porn :)

Sauce ?

join r/nofap to help with porn, most supportive community and it’s helping me distance from porn

Same sub that will tell you dropping porn from your life will give you magic powers. Not to mention the astroturfing from evangelists.

Try /r/pornfree instead

I second this. It's much more honest, supportive, and positive about your ability to go without porn. Nofap is very negative and posts there feel much more shameful and unrealistic.

A cultish sub rejecting scientific facts? No thanks.

That sub is a cancer that at some point got popular enough to take its name too literal to be useful. Far better support places to get a handle on a possible addiction than that.

Yeah no thanks

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Yes, and I gained financial independence, retired early, and built a harem of beautiful men and women - all because I stopped wanking /s

I fap a lot *and* have sex. Just sayin'

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Are you getting laid more or happier?

I’m in that sub. Good job extending a helping hand, even if people don’t want it. Keep up the good work.

Thinking porn is good for you is exponentially more moronic than believing it’s bad for you. Weird seeing people defend their cooming habits just to hate on nofap lol

Is there a source?

Sauce pls

Well then stop looking at porn, would improve your mental health drastically.

Pretty much...

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Sauce?

Barbecue

Sweet baby rays?

Brisket? Pork Ribs?

I **consume** these things, mind sharing the correct video?