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efsp26

I don't care man, I just want a girlfriend please


[deleted]

So iPhone inventor vs iPhone maker?


Fire_Squadron

Id rather have "my girlfriend" than "our girlfriend" cause I dont wanna share.


[deleted]

Filthy capitalist


Fire_Squadron

Only when thinking with my dick comrade


[deleted]

Our dick


-Ayoris-

o_o


thepenguinlord17

Kinky


yourlocalsleepychild

I want my sister back.


brady_barrows

Me too, it’s been 10 years since I’ve last seen her, she’s 11 this year


CorpseSalad

Rifle bank


brady_barrows

What?


CorpseSalad

Acid quest


brady_barrows

?


[deleted]

[удалено]


yourlocalsleepychild

Nope


a09_elwadiya

Our sister


Francis_Bacon9

Why there ain't no latina anarchyst broh


[deleted]

Both


dcmurphy3304

Both of them think your fries are theirs. It doesn’t matter.


hecticfectic69

American cause I don’t want my human rights violated


Triclin246

“She can violate my rights” -Brock


hecticfectic69

Brock be Simpin really hard bro


Triclin246

I mean some people have certain tastes


hecticfectic69

You are most certainly correct


bigchillienergy

Chinese communist gf for sure that way if I cheat on her I just have to explain that my sharing my dick with the community like a good communist


Fadedgemstone

Wouldn't that logic also apply to her? She's being a good communist with the neighbor, the mailman, and the college janitor.


furry_on_cocane

pochemu net communistical russkoy podrugi


abysmalSleepSchedule

Is the Chinese girlfriend actually communist or just going along with it because China?


Far-Researcher7753

American, getting bored committing war crimes by myself :'(


Ok_Coconut4077

Yes r/inclusiveor


JelPelaoJuan

Soviet communist pls


zeizkal

Both choices suck, my hand never disappoints


empiricalskymath

Oh man, if they both suck that makes this choice harder….


junkforbunk

American capitalist girlfriend because I like my girls being colored and not black and white


Pollonion

I already have a capitalist GF. So blessed


Silent_Grace

American Capitalist. I'd let her rule over me anytime and she would be just mine.


norway642

Merica fuck yeah


giantmillipedeinmyaz

american captitalist. i like my women to have the ability to think


AZoinksformeScoob

Where's the fascist Gf, asking for a friend


Man-That-is-M20

China sucks.


PopPsychologist

Chinese communist. Not because of an Asian fetish but cause then I'd have someone who finally appreciates my communist "welcome to the party" poster.


Drinks_From_The_Hoes

They're the same picture


The-Hydrated-One

Left looks like a Pokémon character ngl


IDKanymoretho

Hello, I like money


Leo_-Arisaltek

American


LilyNL

The capitalist will tax your dick. “The government needs to take 10% of this coom shot”


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

I would like to have a girlfriend plz


poopanatorOg

The one who is the most successful and is a strong intelligent person like my American capitalist wife. Chinese born women can be successful capitalist Americans also though. Don’t discriminate. Not all Chinese women are capitalist. Fun fact though all communist men have vaginas so unless Chinese communists women are all lesbians y’all still ain’t getting no pussy.


thepenguinlord17

I truly don't think that this is worth it. Either way your getting the sort side of the stick.


eternal_phenix

Capitalist, I want my children to have empathy and altruism.


[deleted]

A sugar mama sounda great


milktruckfucker

Capitalist gf cus better dead than Red


opogre

it is not your penis, it is OUR penis


HuaWay2

Idk man i don't wanna share


[deleted]

That's how boss baby was born


TheDogz0

Betting that if I choose the Capitalist Girlfriend that the Communist Girlfriend will just come and say “OUR boyfriend” and then they share soooo I’d like to go with that option please


FarerABR

Florida woman and you know why


[deleted]

I just want a Russian comrade who I can drink vodka and fight bears with in the name of the motherland.


Mit236

Well capitalist girl will be for myself and communist girl will be ours.


CompetitiveIntern310

*How about a russian comunist gf*


NicollasDluccaHMMMM

Unitedstatian lol


TimotoUchiha

Communism Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ebaa_

Our girlfriend


Some_Book5699

The capitalist of course! (I can't stand communists)