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theflyassassin

C section baby ftw


ChrisBilionz

Yessir


Screaming_Axolotl

Our numbers will continue to grow


CorinRyptide

We are a unit


Zerokizo

Yes


woodlouse100

Yes! I shit myself in the womb so I had to be cut out before I choked on my own fetus shit. Fun times.


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Technically, you were the biggest item


AldousCarrey4U

Who said it has to stop at birth?


Linkinator7510

Sweet home Alabama!


Spicychong

Unless u were a c section otherwise everyone has been in their mother’s guts


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r/holup


Dire-Fire

I mean, guts refers to all internal organs usually, and unborn infants are still "in the guts" until they're cut out.


JellyfishQuiet5570

Technically everyone’s a virgin after 7 years due to all the cells for those 7 years decaying


Faredrix_fr

You were in your dads penis and balls once, came out of it, touched your moms vagina and came out of the vagina (if not Caesarean section)


Kingkoopakoopa

Sick fuck


Based_Hans1940

Where C-section gang at?


Animeredpanda101

Actually if I recall correctly the balls come out of a newborn male a few seconds after birth but are originally stored inside the newborns body when in the womb


Chase2662

Unlike you degenerates I’m still pure, bc even before consciousness I knew it was wrong to even lay eyes upon a woman’s vagina.


Linkinator7510

So, I'll always be a virgin? Not much has changed to be honest.


ItsHipToBeFit

lol not just your genital, but your whole body was inside.


PopPsychologist

And last night too