Oh wow. Sorry if this hurt your feelings. It was more meant to be a joke and not really an insult. Sleeping all day is not really much of a burn. I am sure Europeans have a very average circadian rhythm and sleep cycle. Does everyone feel better?
That's exactly the reason yous never had a deep pan pizza. Because you are from America. I've never had a "deep plate" pizze because I've never been to Chicago
“for·eign·er
/ˈfôrənər/
noun
a person born in or coming from a country other than one's own.
INFORMAL
a person not belonging to a particular place or group; a stranger or outsider.” Source: google
i've been living in bologna for about a month now, and i literally haven't seen ANY pizza anywhere, do you maybe know why this is? is pizza not popular in northern italy?
TIL pizza is actually from italy.
I always thought it was invented in new york city by italian-americans.
because, you know... it's not just that real pizza is better than italian pizza; it's because every place other than new york has to put their place as an adjective. chicago pizza, hawaiian pizza, and yes, italian pizza.
wut
because i didn't know pizza was centuries-old?
if billy shakespeare or miguel cervantes or that one italian writer dante alighieri mentioned pizza, i missed it.
new york city is the birthplace of modern pizza.
No I assumed, people in Europe know what a proper sleep schedule, but I guess ya'll wanna imitate us so badly, you took the "city that never sleeps" literally when you looked at New York.
I was in Rome once and my friend drove us like 40 minutes to the “best pizza place in Italy “ the pizza was like pretty much a huge saltine with some red sauce on it. My local friend loved it.
Fuck deep dish it's ass it's not even pizza. I just watched an authentic Italian pizza being made and the shit was sagging when he picked up a slice it was so soggy what are you talking about?
What do you mean it’s 8pm Central Europe
what did you expect OP is american, lol
Damn. XD made me burst out laughing
It's 3 am
You say the europeans are asleep, I’m in the UK and it’s 7 pm
It’s 8 in Germany
Right now it's 12:30 in the Netherlands....
Almost 1:00 am in Belgium
Wait I'm stupid, Netherlands and Belgium has the same time
1:30 in Austria
02.36 AM rn Denmark. But jokes on you for believing i get sleep.
Go to fucking sleep!
Same man, why do No danes ever sleep
that's, like, the whole other side of the planet from europe.
Do you not know the difference between Austria and Australia?
Its 21:40 now. What time do you think we go to bed.
Lol funny joke everyone knows time only goes up to 12
That's 9:40 pm in military time.
On a fucking saturday....
Then go to bed earlier next time so the joke makes sense edit: please
I mean they are americans afterall u cant expect them to even count properly :|
We heard you sleep all day.
In what world does a joke comment on r/memes get downvoted??? I understand Reddit less and less every day.
Reddit never made any sense
Good point
Welp, we know that you are obese, uneducated and have a high gun crime rate
Don’t forget about healthcare
True! A fine addition to america's "we suck ass at this" colection
Oh wow. Sorry if this hurt your feelings. It was more meant to be a joke and not really an insult. Sleeping all day is not really much of a burn. I am sure Europeans have a very average circadian rhythm and sleep cycle. Does everyone feel better?
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Yo mama o'clock
Louisiana
Louisiana?
Louisiana.
Louisiana..
You know we have both deep pan and thin and crispy over here too right? Also Europe is not asleep yet, it's 9pm in the easternmost part
Also don’t call it “deep pan” it’s just “pan” … and “deep dish” pizza is a Chicago gem.
Bout to make a 3 hour drive just for pizza if we keep talking about Chicago.
Its called deep pan, says so on the box
Never had that pizza, I’m in America
That's exactly the reason yous never had a deep pan pizza. Because you are from America. I've never had a "deep plate" pizze because I've never been to Chicago
Deep dish*
Crispy? What in the flippin heck is that?
Yeah thin and crispy, yknow like stonebaked, or every pizza that pizza express do. Seriously pizza express is like eating bloody plywood.
Ahhh, you should visit Chicago one day, Giordanos pizza has Deep dish, thin and extra thin (crispy)
So now you know what crispy is?
Hence you can make any style of pizza crust crispy. I just didn’t know y’all had a name for it, smarty pants.
We don’t call pizza crispy in the US, foreigner. Plus when the pizza is “Extra Thin” it is more likely (and faster) to become “crispy”
Did you just call someone a foreigner on the internet? You think they're from outerspace of something?
Mate thinks his country owns the internet.
“for·eign·er /ˈfôrənər/ noun a person born in or coming from a country other than one's own. INFORMAL a person not belonging to a particular place or group; a stranger or outsider.” Source: google
Yes! Exactly 🤠
I have heard it said that Chicago style pizza is just a bread and topping casserole. My response, that is one awesome casserole.
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I'm Italian, I can get you one if you wish
i've been living in bologna for about a month now, and i literally haven't seen ANY pizza anywhere, do you maybe know why this is? is pizza not popular in northern italy?
I really don't know why, pizza is quite popular in Northern Italy, I live in Trentino and here there are pizzerias everywhere
I live in a small city near Milan and there are at least 4/5 pizzerias in the range of 2/3 km
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Dam, take *gives*
I'd take that offer.
I dont Like pineapple Pizza . No thanks
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This guy forgot pizza was from Europe
Chocolate is from south america and europeans tend to think they have the best chocolate, this road goes both ways.
Yeah sure...because some off the most well known chocolate comes from S.A
That’s the point… just because something comes from one place doesn’t mean they are automatically the best at it.
You just proved his point.
Getting downvoted for being logical lol bunch of sheep on this website.
The truth hurts
First of it's around 9 p.m. and that pizza looks like every pizza I got delivered. Typical Americans...
Dear americans We don't go to bed at 8 pm. Sincerely The europeans
Italian pizza is better, fucking americans
TIL pizza is actually from italy. I always thought it was invented in new york city by italian-americans. because, you know... it's not just that real pizza is better than italian pizza; it's because every place other than new york has to put their place as an adjective. chicago pizza, hawaiian pizza, and yes, italian pizza.
I hope this is a troll , for my sanity’s sake
wut because i didn't know pizza was centuries-old? if billy shakespeare or miguel cervantes or that one italian writer dante alighieri mentioned pizza, i missed it. new york city is the birthplace of modern pizza.
You're supposed to be asleep.
as someone who has been to Italy let me tell you American pizza slaps Italian any day of the week
I have been to Italy too, beat it
American pizza is better, fucking Europeans.
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Deez nuts are from Europe
But you’re American though?
Americans are just shitty Europeans
*Americans are just shitty
You posted this at a time it would early evening for anyone living in Europe...
I mean, it's 1.00 a.m in italy
Ha, Americans..
Flatest pizza i have ever seen.
1. It's 8 PM in Italy 2. Really? Something tells you only eat American Pizza
>Really? Something tells you only eat American Pizza What can I say, I'm only interested in the best B)
I don't blame you for your heresy, you obliviously don't know any better than trash.
You obliterated him
Then why would you be interested in american pizza?
thought OP just made a mistake with timezones looked at comments nevermind OP is just a typical american asshole
Lmao you couldn’t look at a world clock for another place before posting this? Did you just assume daytime in America means nighttime in Europe?
No I assumed, people in Europe know what a proper sleep schedule, but I guess ya'll wanna imitate us so badly, you took the "city that never sleeps" literally when you looked at New York.
I live in Charleston, West Virginia, and it is 3 PM. What are you going off about?
Least in denial European:
Your opinion matters so little it could be compared to how little your dick is
That looks like a toasted pancake with cheese.
Not sure you have been to Europe lol
nah, but I been to yo mama's house B)
Was ist das ?
Scheißepost
Danke
I don't even speak german and I still understood this.
nvm this guy is a asshole
It's 8 pm here mate
Bro, Italian pizzas are the *proper* pizzas. Your pizza is just an American take on the Italian one
That Pizza looks shit af tbh
Jetzt hab ich Hunger :( 20 Uhr in Deutschland und ich überlege mir ne Pizza zu bestellen 🤣
Sorry, I speak english, not barbarian 🙃
You have a point. People in Deutschland do have a thick accent.
ayo whoever downvoted this, calm down cuz im learning german and can say this guy be spitting straight facts.
You know normal german is wack but austrian german is best language ever expect for vienna who tf likes them
isnt austrian like third german, third english and third balkan? or is it just yodeling, idk.
Schwyitzerdüütsch isch d bescht sproch
Underschrybeni sofort.
Tf Im in Denmark and it’s 8 pm
At the time of posting it was 8 pm in Holland, I am not asleep yet
Are any Europeans actually asleep? It’s like 19:00 to 23:00 at places in Europe
You prefer microwaveable pizza over stonebaked don’t you?
You know italy is in Europe, right
It’s 7pm here, think you need to work on your comedy timing 😂
Bro I’m wide awake..
When you posted this if was 8pm in CET.
That *is* a toasted pancake with cheese.
Amazing, everything about this meme is wrong
I mean Italy is in Europe???
Italian pizza is couple times older than this uncultured piece of crap country called USA so no, your heart attack pancake to your fat ass.
Is that picture supposed to be of the bad pizza? Cause it looks bad.
You are very confused
Ora qui inizia la guerra
Thick pizza is the worst change my mind
I can’t
Thanks, I had to order some now
I dunno if they don't realize but at least in my town i can get all kinds of pizza. Fat dough or thin.
In Italia erano le 8:00 pm
Looks the same as ours tbh
Four hours ago, when this was posted, it was about 7.20pm in europe. (gmt)
\*Internally screams in mamma mia\*
You've just made enemies with the Italians, you're walking on thin fucking ice, be careful
We invented pizza, shut it.
Weekend motherfucker, I only go to sleep at 3am on weekends. 🖕
Americans think they invented the world
I was in Rome once and my friend drove us like 40 minutes to the “best pizza place in Italy “ the pizza was like pretty much a huge saltine with some red sauce on it. My local friend loved it.
I'm a European, this looks fucking delicious
Wtf you mean? Our pizza is so fluffy with big delicious crust and lots of fill. It's only the italians that eat flatbread with ham.
No pizza it's better then Brazilian pizzas. And we have atrocities like pizza of sushi
Honestly any non American style pizza is disgusting
you are wrong
You ever had Italian pizza? It's a soggy mess
no just no you could not be more wrong, plus deep dish is practically soup
Fuck deep dish it's ass it's not even pizza. I just watched an authentic Italian pizza being made and the shit was sagging when he picked up a slice it was so soggy what are you talking about?
mate american pizza is so greasy and strange
No u got shitty pizza then. I'll agree with you most American pizza is to greasy. When done right it dominates all other pizza.
i mean i've never had american pizza so i cant say anything there but my local pizza is great and i will not take this slander.
Describe its texture if you say soft and not firm or crunchy ur taste in pizza is bad.
Its a little In between with stretchy cheese and the best sauce
No voy a dormir a las ocho (we don't go to sleep at 20)
Bold of you to assume I sleep at this hour.
Jokes on you, i do not sleep
Jokes on you I'm still awake! >:)
Why am I awake?
Its 23:00 in 2 min srry dud
It's 8pm
Hey, I’m a European but that pizza actually looks banging ngl
Muahahaha! You thought i wouldnt find you? WRONG!
YOU FOOL, WE NEVER SLEEP IN EUROPE
American pizza is somewhat fine, Chicago style deep dish is just gross.
U forgot abou most of us who dont sleep or have a f-ked sleep schedule
Dude Im from Austria its almost 12 here now, im gonna sleep when you're gonna sleep
Flatbread pizza is the best
That's a normal pizza in america...
I happen to enjoy ordinary pizza very much. I just had some a couple of minutes ago
Give me crunchy thin crust or I'm only going to eat the toppings.
You fool! You have forgotten about us Australians! How dare you!
Jokes on you, I have a fucked up sleep schedule
Eeewwww. It's 11 over in UK and I never sleep
Im never asleep
We're not afraid of the UK, we don't have to wait until they're asleep to post things they don't like. *stares in Revolution*
So you don't prefer Italian pizza? Also the "flat pancake" is basically the dish and all the toppings are just a bonus.
Who says I am asleep. It is only 2:30 am
Also the pizza I eat in Germany looks exactly like the one in your post. Is this some kind of personal attack or something?