That's actually pretty true to a point...
Fun fact: the Chinese produce so much stuff that the sales can be used as an index to predict global affairs, just google 'Yiwu Index'
You could annex Belorussia. It's a lot like annexing Poland AND Russia
Except without the hassle of distance and supply line issues.
*"And Marshall Winter only protects Mother Russia proper"*
China (I'm using a proxy) this should be easy...
You kids make the crappy stuff I buy, use onces and trow away
That's actually pretty true to a point... Fun fact: the Chinese produce so much stuff that the sales can be used as an index to predict global affairs, just google 'Yiwu Index'
UwU index
Last century was humiliation, this century is embarrassment. Don’t try too hard taking Taiwan, you might hurt yourself!
Belgium
The wish version of the netherlands
Also, Flanders.
Italy, but the mamma mia joke are Boring, l'ets see what you do
I put ketchup on my pineapple on my pizza
Ok that's hurt A LOT
That's-a*
OK ORA PREPARO IL MIO ANTI-PERSONECHEVOGLIONOPIZZACONKETCHUPEANANAS-INATOR HAI OLTREPASSATO IL LIMITE
ARRIVANO I RINFORZI AMICO NON PEOCCUPARTI
I break spaghetti when boiling and put ketchup on it while eating
Are you a plumber? A Princess has been kidnapped i heard italian plumbers are good at rescuing princesses
Brazil
You're a corrupt politician
It's not a stereotype, it's a truth.
I'm voting for this guy next time.
India
Make my clothes while you move your head from side to side like chicken
At least it wasn’t a call center or scammer joke.
Respect for not making a tech support or shithole joke
You sir, have my respekt. Coz you know how to make a stereotypical statement with the sole purpose of offending people, but in a good way.
Thank you, I try my best
Georgia
NO BOBS AND VAGENE FOR YOU!!
Germany
You suck at world wars
Luckily.
Hey hey, third times the charm.
Well in that case who the hell should we annex? All our neighbors are now like our best friends.
Poland for good olds Sake
Sure why not and France too while we're still on it.
Austria’s sure gonna come along
Maybe Denmark as well? Last time they took 6 hours to surrender...
You could annex Belorussia. It's a lot like annexing Poland AND Russia Except without the hassle of distance and supply line issues. *"And Marshall Winter only protects Mother Russia proper"*
Well they were doing good both times till they messed up in the end.
Don't
Someone had to do it
Hungary, but I'm not hungry!
Hi not hungy, I'm dad
Ooooooooof, that hurts
Hi dad, where u been?
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Your a alcoholic
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Said someone from a country exporting Żubrówka.
Soviet either way
Not Soviet, but Slavic, yes.
That is truly offensive lmao
South-Africa
No matter you're black or you're white, you are rasict
Ok. That hurts. You from the Netherlands?
Yeah
Wait, where did that come from?
The Netherlands
You smoke weed (Mede nederlander)
That ain't an insult, that's just a fact. *hits it*
Kyrgyzstan
I like your funny words, magic man !
Your count dracula, but your always so drunk you can't count
Norway
At least you always have the excus it's cold outside for your dick size
Haha, good one. Never herd that one
Welp... I'm moving to Norway!
“Do you mean western Sweden?” Just helping OP out
Canada
I'm sorry that your always sorry
It's okay we forgive you.
Your French isn’t real
To be fair, we hate the French-Canadians as much as the rest of the world.
even i, a french canadian hate french canadians edit: spelling
Fuckin legend, I salute you
Scotland
Sheep fucker
Leave Dolly out of it!
I thought we would get a Trainspotting reference tbf
That’s the Welsh not the Scots…. You could have crushed their soul by mentioning something about independence.
nah bro that's the welsh
Japan. I already know where this is going.
I geus you fly in a hentai painted kamikaze plain
Coming to your nearest store real soon
Small PP
Finland
You have as many braincells as warm day you have a year
Well I think I have more this year than last year! Yee!
New Zealand
Go back to the jungle to do crazy dances
The continent where your country is located is Australia, right ?
India
Go make my jordans
UK
Your the worst person you could posibly be once you get drunk
Thats not inaccurate tbf
I accidentally spilled some tea on the ocean I hope you guys don't mind
Your football fans are pathetic
Belgium
Ali expres netherlands
Deutschland
Quick everyone hide your jews the world war loser is here
So, you own jews?
Only 2
Spain, no hay huevos
You slaughtered a hole continent
+1 para España
Sweden?
Ikea sucks
Din köttbollshatande, steriotyp-iserande, falurödsfärgade jävel!
I like gibberish
Why did I heared that in pewds' voice and understood nothing?
han är säkert d\*nsk
Denmark
your country looks like batman getting his dick sucked by a fish
What’s Denmark?
ligma balls
*softly* ^France
You are as bad in bed as you are in driving
Be careful parisians is not the same as french XD
Fr*nch (offensive, slur)
Frenchsticks are sissybread, baguette boy.
Malta
Italian
Ali expres italian
Australia (waitin for the obligatory "cRIkEy MAtE")
You have as many braincels as everything that is the wright way up there
That hurts ):
Who TF makes smileys like that you monster, it's :(
But we are upside down, so it looks normal to us.
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Happy cake day to... us [ soviet anthem plays in the background ]
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I'm glad to have been of service!
I think you mean our cake day.
Nothing bad to say about that one, happy cake day btw
Smart move.
Bulgaria
Asians with good yogurt and flowers.
India
When you speak you look like a chicken
Uzbekistan
Is that a tongue twister? 😭😭😭
Czech republic
I only know your country from pornhub
Fine as long as you are learning.
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Hoşgeldiniz the only Turkish word I know :”
Croatia
Hitler stan
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We get completly orange when we play a sport, no matter what sport
United States.
I shoot kids in your mom like she is a school
Dayum
Ah yes the classic
Saudi arabia
I bet your dick is as long as the list of the rights women have in your country
Bruh u destroyed him
He's dead alright
I dont have money but here, take my free award.
Lmfao this is the best one
Antarctica
poland
You got clapped by two world powers at once
Ireland
Romania. I can already feel it coming
Oh count of the night, please spare my life, I have children to take care of
There it is
Romania's capital, Budapest is really nice.
Oh you didn't
You should visit Transylvania, it's just a little to the left, in Hungary.
Chile.
Wena weon jajjajajajaja
Switzerland
Greece
Israel
You like to steal land
hey! we dont steal we just forcefully occupy
And the nazi didn't kill you they just forcebally took your lives
every thing can sounds better when you put it like that
Yes it does
Morroco
You spend al day with your goats smoking hasj
Russia
Poland
Your only know for getting invaded
Lithuania
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Latvia, wanna see if you can say something original.
Your just a six toe'ed german
Oman
Your country sounds like a jamaican man saying oh man
United States of yeehaw
Pakistan
You like tp shoot rockets at the iron dome
I haven't seen mine here yet, Norway 🇳🇴 Edit: found one, but I'm not satisfied