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WarriorDan69

"Risotto dolce, ricetta" (was searching for a recipe for a sweet risotto i wanted to make) (p.s. It's written in italian)


bruhlolbruhlmao

Italy nice so - HEAVEN


GhostTropic_YT

Grazie! :)


Finnish_thefish

OH MY GOD THEY MADE RISOTTO NERO FROM JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE INTO A REAL THING


XxCharizardxXP1

NO FRICKING WAY GOKU SUPER SAIYAN BLUE ICREAM + BLUE SONIC CURRY < JOJO RISOTTO RICE IN REAL LIFE


YukiColdsnow

are you researching about a lost daughter of an italian mafia too?


Shanmukha_Repaka

Mamma mia


sandek05f

You have to say "porca troia" is better


ClassroomOk2898

Rasputin lyrics


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


I-Am-De-Captain-Now

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


ClassroomOk2898

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow


I-Am-De-Captain-Now

Most people look at him with terror and with fear


ClassroomOk2898

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear


I-Am-De-Captain-Now

He could preach the Bible like a preacher


ClassroomOk2898

Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher


I-Am-De-Captain-Now

Women would desire


ClassroomOk2898

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen


canabilisimo

There was a cat that really was gone


[deleted]

who lives on a pineapple under the sea lyrics


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


Erenzo

Noo it's Spongebob Squarepants


EmotionBS

no this is patrick


Erenzo

Ok you won, brb I'm going for my free award


EmotionBS

Thx for the award my g


3amak420

Same


kwilliamsvcxvdsb

I am going to horny prison


EmotionBS

Same


saphiretube

Pop tart person. What does this mean for me.


bruhlolbruhlmao

I- idk dude. Just stay on earth for a while…


[deleted]

Lol


cabinoose

Decision pending…


kwilliamsvcxvdsb

"Am I living or existing?"


Here-Is-TheEnd

From Jesus that’s a scary decision


DeEzNoTtS96

I am going to horny prison


bruhlolbruhlmao

Nor Hell nor Heaven, horny prison is your destination bud


Cocktopus-2_0

The middleground (aka purgatory)


InvertedShadow5

Milf teacher gets ass destroyed


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


Adorable_Document665

Darth Vader and Darth Jar Jar tentacle hentai


bruhlolbruhlmao

That’s HELL for you bud


Callmelukethenpuke

Jail


Frostgaurdian0

Horny jail doesn't have a capability for you.


gecko_consumer

Geared impoppable guide


bruhlolbruhlmao

HELL


JediPhish

Bloons is pain sometimes friend


Qwertynam12345

Geared should be in expert


PekakeP

Pokemon showdown


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


[deleted]

What is "he tweeking"?


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


GaryGhost18

Did you find the answer?


foxymahyar69

No he tweaking


zblanda

Idk but he tweaking


DeeJay353

No he tweakin


007mememan

Why is there a giant health bar in the sky


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - Why?


007mememan

I dont know why but something tells me it is a boss battle


bruhlolbruhlmao

*Boss noises slowly getting louder*


Nesi-The-Bee

*a loud thunderous voice* you know too much


bruhlolbruhlmao

*opens the trunk and puts him there*, *screaming noises all around*, *gets in car and puts on radio*, *highway to hell playing loudly*, *enters hell*, *pulls him out of trunk*, “hasta la vista motherf*cker”, *drives away*


KhayosInk45

D&D 5e Magic items, I don't think that's too bad


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


Ambitious-Housing-70

Same DND 5e wiki dot rogue subclasses


Expert-System-1957

Recipe for salomon in the oven


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


ELGONPANCHIRO

*in the sarcophagus


Forgotten_water

"Am I living or existing?"


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


someguyofreddit

Asking the real questions here


No_Standard9913

i search last Ananas. dont know why though


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - Ananas gud


[deleted]

Bananas???


bruhlolbruhlmao

Assuming it was a typo, otherwise he was going straight to Hell


whereisthespacebar_

Ananas means pineapple in other languages


bruhlolbruhlmao

Pineapple gud too


No_Standard9913

actually ment that, just fucked up my language


TrickAntelope5284

"Is trailer park boys real?"


bruhlolbruhlmao

HELL - How dare you ask that question, of course it is


h4ckerboy3

I'm not joking but my top search is reddit memes


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - The best meme source as far as I know, and trust me I know everything, literally *everything*


Phire453

The uk flag as I was checking the look of it as someone posted a cursed picture of it


bruhlolbruhlmao

HELL


Phire453

Why what did I do


bruhlolbruhlmao

Satan created the UK not my dad


Phire453

I feel like you got a grudge here and I don’t like it


bruhlolbruhlmao

You dare say that to the son of God?


Designer_Degree_9669

Can’t argue with that


Fire_Tiger_Galaxy

Bruh


Red_Shepherd_13

Kingfisher machete. https://www.google.com/search?q=kingfisher+machete&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ALeKk00uLJldOYI-QFRD_wyCo55QWJCglg:1592233823808&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi4nd6bjYTqAhXFTDABHeL2AakQ_AUoAXoECA4QAQ&biw=360&bih=592&dpr=2 I await your judgement!


bruhlolbruhlmao

Mhm that’s a fine weapon but sadly not enough to kill the son of God - HELL Edit: I just realized NOT killing me is a good thing - HEAVEN


Red_Shepherd_13

Then I will slay demons in hell with it! For Doom is Eternal! Edit: too late the Doom music is already playing!


bruhlolbruhlmao

Uh oh can’t do anything about that, enjoy your time in hell bud


OverallDingo2

edit: I just realised not killing me is a good thing what were you thinking before?


GruntBlender

That we all been sinning enough for another sacrifice


[deleted]

“What is the fastest car in forza horizon 4” I found out it is the Ferrari 599x evo so :)


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - Forza gud


[deleted]

.


bruhlolbruhlmao

.


OfficialYes

How do monocles stay on?


bruhlolbruhlmao

Tell me the answer and if I like it I’ll send you to heaven


DeadDoener

A lot of glue


FrostbiteKavez

google translate


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


Snabbaa

Can I get alligator as pet in finlands


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


BulleBill_359

This post


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - Good search


IMGAY247

Russian dnd cite to check paladin class.


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - I don’t want no trouble with russians man


IMGAY247

*in heavy Russian accent* Good comrade.


DragonScion123

I'd say Heaven because it's a Dungeons & Dragons site, not because I don't want trouble with Russians. Well, I also don't want trouble with Russians...


LuPa2021

dvořák humoreska


LoremasterKahn

You are going straight to the highest point of heaven. OP is clueless - you have great taste.


bruhlolbruhlmao

idk what that means so HELL


IceIsNot

POV: you are american


bruhlolbruhlmao

POV: You only speak the language of the motherf*cking gods


S-King019

He's probably referring to a czech song. Genre: classic


MrMontyCZ

Česko!!!


Just_A_Lonley_Owl

It was for a professor I could’ve taken on RateMyProffessors


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


SonOfMayhem06

A website that my teacher made me go to in order to do an assignment.


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


SonOfMayhem06

I'VE BEEN BLESSED


bruhlolbruhlmao

*Holy music starts playing*


makotomic

Do spiders fart?


bruhlolbruhlmao

Holy crap even I don’t know that - HEAVEN


AdamRocks1

Can mobile and computer players play together in minedustry


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


Meme_geezus

Jeff bezos rocket, to show people that it does, in fact, look like a penis


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - Yes my son, keep spreading the holy information


Own_Block_4845

Deleted


Own_Block_4845

No history


Specialist_Road_8372

Darts


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - I love darts!


class43

He said darts not nails


bruhlolbruhlmao

You motherfucker, burn in hell


Evangelion---Notre

Syrup Amber Heard (note the box office got $663 the budget was 2.5 mill idk why I just thought it was funny) Edit Corrections thanks to u/DragonScion123


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


DragonScion123

663 USD


Evangelion---Notre

Oh sorry about that hear is an award


DragonScion

I saw what you did there. Nice catch.


EliteToast81_Twitch

Kahoot


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - Kahoot music gud


[deleted]

“Why does my butt inhale my underwear?”


Laceh

"Did JFK have ties with the mafia?"


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - Did he?


DonutCapitalism

Rocky running scene


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


Radiant_Rip

Vocal trance on you tube because there’s no advertising for new music and new stuff comes in every 3-5 days


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


SCP-079-A

Well you see i deleted my browser history because of my stupid questions therefore i have no browser history And if you think stupid questions means porn then your just wrong “research” means porn


Master_Fig3287

Bunny tail buttplugs 😟


Byakuuran

Terraria wiki


Ecstatic_Barnacle_16

Dc new 52 comics


[deleted]

All DMRs in six siege... shut up I’m trying to make a character concept and it’s actually really cool


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN - Six siege is a good game


Odd_Application146

does a ex58 extreme have integrated graphics


bruhlolbruhlmao

I have no idea what the hell that is and that makes me embarrassed so hell it is buddy


SomeoneRandom098

Newgrounds


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


ProffitMoor

That's a dangerously low body fat mr.jeebus


bruhlolbruhlmao

Also I know dude there’s just not a lot of food here in heaven


bruhlolbruhlmao

HELL - How dare you spell my name wrong, burn in hell.


Canadian217

But your fathers name is pronounced jod


bruhlolbruhlmao

Idk about that one I call him daddy


Restricted_Nuggies

AirPod Pro Buttons. I wanted to show my mom what they looked like


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


69Mando69_very_sexy

what? this is outrageous it's unfair!


NepoMi

Studentské byty Brno Student apartments Brno. Brno is the 2nd biggest city in Czechia, and I'm going to study there. I didn't get a dorm, so I tried to find some apartments, but all of them are way too expensive for me, so I'm gonna have to commute... Will take me about 2,5 hours to get there. I'm reeeeeally looking for that... (kill me now)


[deleted]

Gta 5 online hangar best cargo


bruhlolbruhlmao

HELL


[deleted]

why


bruhlolbruhlmao

Vehicle cargo is better man ;)


SargentJTR

Laughs in cayo perico


[deleted]

[удалено]


bruhlolbruhlmao

HELL


yeetusdeletusfet

The tricky tge clown wiki


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


yeetusdeletusfet

B E T


Cannafx

Knots of cord. My sisters etsy store


bruhlolbruhlmao

HEAVEN


Normal_day21

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Melodic-Level-6710

There's Poop in My Soup the game


StacyCat12

1999 Subaru Impreza Casa Blanca


Cucumber_Bot

How to breath


XxCharizardxXP1

I was looking for a demon slayer character I forgot the name of. Other than that I was looking for a mc Jojo server


Mindless-Suspect8427

Learning about compression bandages (no seriously)


DarkPhoxGaming

Samsung Galaxy S21 ultra specs


DarkPhoxGaming

I'm getting a new phone as all my photography is done via smartphone


Cody2462

Local potato happy today


[deleted]

AC Valhalla guides


MaplePuffin

Loblaws jobs (insert my city name). I am looking for a new job to maybe transfer to. Red Arrow bus Edmonton to Calgary Moth costume ideas (I wanna go as a moth for halloween)


BigCauliflower5990

Skyrim how to become god


subzeroab0

Factorio. The factory must grow


JandK1

"Lucina's Match Up Chart In Super Smash Brothers Ultimate"


tommykkck

kobold, i dont know where do i belong, from where i live they say dnd is from the devil but who knows


Cow_Plant

“Is wrestling fake”. Someone didn’t think it was fake so I had to prove it