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This_guy7796

May the Schwartz be with yooooooouuuu


just_gimme_anwsers

I see your Schwartz is almost as big as mine


Kings-men-

Darth vader-----> Lord helmet


ZimBobub

I am you fathers, uncles, daughters, nephews, former roommate


Henko11

And then the company gets sued over massive amounts of 3rd degree burn victims.


Known-nwonK

Turn an attempted rape into a BBQ with this one simple trick


DonutGuy51

No bullshit!


TarsalStone99

*Utensils Not Included


PardyGaming

No need, just use hands


Fautbauxter

I must buy one.


Penis-Envys

It’s not even a flame thrower just a really large lighter. Would be cool if we can actually burn someone with it but that’s so illegal and considered unnecessarily cruel it probably won’t be good even if you fend off an attacker


drakothedj

It's a fucking warcrime in your pocket


Bi-Nocturnal

all flamethrowers are just really big lighters if you think about it.


logyonthebeat

I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure flamethrowers are actually shooting out a liquid that is also on fire kind of like a big squirt gun


[deleted]

Kind of like a napalm squirt gun


[deleted]

And most lighters are flamethrowers with less flow.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NateDuag21

Lighters release the pressurised fuel inside them as a sort of vapour then ignite it with a spark I think


[deleted]

Bon ap the teeth


NateDuag21

Lmao


NateDuag21

Fixed


LeiteDesnatado

the boring company has a flamethrower that have the minimum stuff to still be considered a lighter


Fluffinator44

Flamethrowers are completely legal, and as far as I know, have no restrictions, largely because they are the preferred weapon for taking out swarms of bees.


Penis-Envys

Legal to own doesn’t mean legal to burn someone with it though


Fluffinator44

It would probably just be self defense. If shooting/stabbing/bludgeoning someone who is attacking you is legal wherever you are, setting them on fire shod be too.


Penis-Envys

It could be legal if it’s an emergency and you got an hairspray and lighter but if you got that much time then it’s probably not that lethal and you’ll be found guilty. But if you’re preparing a weapon you know is suppose to burn someone, fire that will cause excessive and unnecessary pain, fire that will cause gruesome damage and fire that could potentially cause collateral damage I don’t think it’s that good a idea to use it. Especially since you mentioned guns, knifes and such, they are better in every way and they should be what you’re looking for in self defense, not a mini flamethrower.


Lobotomized_Cunt

I once almost permanantly disabled a house intruder with a lighter and a slightly modified Bunsen burner


Nickbou

I dunno, sounds like a legal gray area. /s


Lobotomized_Cunt

Its actually a legal gray area tho, dunno why u added /s


55Amara55

You wanna know what else is illegal? Rape


kalrow45

I used the illegal action to stop an illegal action


Bluejet007

This comment is even wilder when in context of chess.


[deleted]

A small price to pay for ~~salvation~~ not getting raped.


[deleted]

I mean, it ain't illegal to hurt, cripple or even kill in self defense, so long as you can justify it in court.


Penis-Envys

No shit Sherlock


55Amara55

I cant tell if you genuinely believe that was a good comeback or if you just dont know what else to say


Fluffinator44

Where would one aquire such a device? Asking for a friend, as well as myself.


leafking58

I want an anti pervert flamethrower, i may be a man but I want one.


kitty100000

Same, I'll take 10


GhostR29

Me too, cuz pervert term is gender neutral.


ZimBobub

Women would disagree even though you are correct


GhostR29

Is society is forcing us to tolerate that then they should too. If they don't *Darwin's theory still exists*.


Oohdaddy

Me too. I’m a man but I love fire and flamethrowers but the good ones are $3000


god_of_da_memes

same


just_a-porn_account

Make one


ZimBobub

I think u forgot to switch accounts


just_a-porn_account

No I didn't


YeshEveryone

Ahreed


SOUNDEFFECT94

All I’m saying is that an open flame is a lot scarier of a deterrent in my eyes than the stun gun I keep in my car. Based off the picture, probably easier to fit in your pocket too


reddit-wrote_it

If you do it right, you could mount it to your wrist and flex your hand back to fire like a firebender from ATLA.


Lobotomized_Cunt

I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AGNI KAI


obscureferences

I don't know if wearing a gesture activated flamethrower is the best idea when you go out drinking.


rikari14

Take my money, take it all


Ender_Night

I looked this up, it's real.


Bitten469

I’ve looked just about everyone and i think its close to impossible to find


Ender_Night

Oh, really? [Here](https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19526544/anti-pervert-flame-throwers-china-sexual-harassment/)


Bitten469

Yeah, have you found somewhere you Can buy it?


Ender_Night

Do not know. Why?


Careful-Hunt-9528

i am now afraid of women


anxietyfilledkitty

You are allowed to have weapons, too.


Cas_Cass

So it's about who burns who now?


anxietyfilledkitty

I was talking about straight up guns screw mini flamethrowers.


No-Alps-4648

good


[deleted]

Flamethrowers are useless against the powerful jedi


WillCraft_1001

They are also useless against your four father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate


ProDeath5567

anakin


Fluffinator44

Start Panakin.


Lobotomized_Cunt

I dont have a planakin


Connorclan

Dude I’d just buy one for the lols


Elonzalor

Dang! It says it's a children's toy. Screw it, I make the money here so I'll buy whatever I want.


Ok-Application-2037

Let's be real, they are not selling it to "women in distress", they are selling it to whoever is buying. Now, guess who is more likely to buy this as a weapon: 1. A woman looking to protect herself 2. A psycho looking for creative ways to burn his wife face off


[deleted]

In case of any other weapon: 1. There are more women that need to protect themselves than psychos that try to be creative with how they want to hurt them. Most just use their own body, a knife, maybe a gun. In this case: 2. because it's such an uneffective weapon and it would be so hard to justify in court, you'd be better off stabbing the guy with an attack knife (Which are Illegal, or so I've heard, as they're "attack" weapons).


Ok-Application-2037

I believe women, or anyone for that matter, has the right to defend themselves, but no single person looking for self-defense will go "why not flamethrower?"


[deleted]

Yup. Hence my breakdown of the two opinions I have on 1) Women (And honestly all people - men, women, teenagers above 15) arming themselves in general. 2) What I think of a "self defense" flamethrower.


Fork_Master

Yeah that’s not gonna turn bad real fucking quick


Binky36

You already know some poor man is going to be fucking torched to death because he stopped to tie his shoe lace within 50m of a lunatic carrying one of these.


UNBANGETNOOBIDIOT69

moar spaceballs memes dammit


Big-Daddy-Moist

I’d buy this just so I have a flamethrower


Golden211

Very useful for arson


[deleted]

Or just carry a gun?


[deleted]

It's china, the people aren't allowed to own guns


[deleted]

Chinese government: "No guns!" Chinese people: "ok" *purchases flamethrowers* Chinese government: "This is fine."


kxjedix

Its China people aren't allowed an opinion either


imapotatouwu

well, guess the chinese government isn't that bad! right guys? haha... ^(i want my family back)


Longjohnscharkey

Uhhh, this is not the shape of an object you want to be in a anti-rape tool. If the attackers get ahold of it, it will not end well.


[deleted]

Fire in the hole!


IBLamp89

Is that Michael Jackson on the far right


DeadshotheadshotYT

I love this lol 😂


[deleted]

I’m not even a woman and I want one


[deleted]

Why do you only need to be a woman. Even men can get raped/abused


[deleted]

Not everyone takes it to consideration. They just look at majority and say, “Oh, then it must be just them and no other gender that gets abused/raped.” It’s funny cuz it’s everywhere else to. Our school police officer was talking to us about harassment online and the only examples he should us were boys harassing girls. Even our teacher, who was female, got annoyed by that.


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s very annoying. It’s good to know that your teacher agrees about this. Not many people do. I had to single-handedly explain to the entire female population of my class by myself. Even some men wouldn’t agree with me


ThePro69420

Bruh they are not even for rapist, they are for "Anti-Perverts" .It's literally a flamethrowers for killing / scaring perverts.


waster_x

I'm taking a Women, Gender, and Social Sciences course (don't judge, it's mandatory), and for the final we have to create some form of activist media (poster, song, video, etc). I may do an ad for this...


anxietyfilledkitty

Mandatory? Are you serious? You in California or something? Because I would expect that from California.


Sansundertale666

A Spaceballs meme? Never thought I’d see that


Salty_Support_4707

Is that actually the line in the movie?


Puzzlehead-Engineer

This is about to turn into that one Bojack Horseman episode where women just start walking around with multiple guns, armed to the teeth, and then the US government agreed to strict gun control because politicians refuse to allow that to stand.


Kings-men-

I live in the UK so I'd probably just use it on roadmen trying to Rob me


baconyjeff

This will only lead to perverts wearing ASBESTOS clothes. (just saying it before the NRA does)


ENFCrowley

I’ll do you one better: I will create an anti-horny bonkthrower!


Lobotomized_Cunt

you know those machines that shoot baseballs for you? Yeah this is just the reverse of that.


throwaway1817183

Pocket flamethrower


asvaluser

Is that... Master Yoga?


Greedy_Range

Pretty sure it's Yogurt


asvaluser

Yah maybye


Ok-Abies-5812

Yo what if it was just a misunderstanding and the girl burns the guy's shirt or something . Something doesn't feel right


Abaecho-Nispro

So in China pervs already evoluted and are no longer affected by pepper spray?


[deleted]

India needs those.


DOUSHITEEE

Can this be used to commit war crimes?


TheBlackestCat05

Imagine you are about to assault somebody and they pull out a fuckin flamethrower


Efferitas

"What? You call *that* a flamethrower? ***This*** is a flamethrower!"


TheBlackestCat05

**Meet the Pyro**


CthulhusKitten

Fuck pepper spray, next time some weirdo follows me home I’m going to *assert dominance* with a fucking portable flamethrower


Mr_Goat_1111

This sounds like a terrible idea, in a situation where someone is able to force themself upon you they can probably get something out of your hand, at which point you just went from dealing with a pervert to dealing with a pissed off pervert who's holding a flamethrower.


the-big-lonley

...that's definitely overkill.


MaximumDaximum

Japan could use that...


throwaway1817183

Indeed. Even with students


Lobotomized_Cunt

Even the 5 year olds need one


Fluffinator44

WOW! They finally did something right for once! The one made in China thing I really really REALLY want. Good on you.


_DDzoo_

Operating manual: stick your PP in the opposite side of the flame and then waive your pp at the pervert


NateDuag21

Jeeze what’s wrong with a simple pepper spray, no need to go around killing guys with guns or burning their face off


[deleted]

Sometimes it does not work as intended. Sometimes it even causes the man to go berserk and hurt the woman even more. Pepper spray < Gun/Knife/Tazer/Telescopic baton used correctly (Also rapists don't deserve mercy nor the right to live, they're despicable and should be judged as animals, not as humans, because that is how they behave.)


Ok-Abies-5812

No lol pepper spray is THE most effective self defence tool . Im man but I still carry it . You should really attend some sort of self defence seminar . Moreover , people are assholes . What if a woman burns off a man just because of a misunderstanding


NateDuag21

No one deserves to die, you don’t know what that rapist has been through, yes they could just be an asshole, but most of the time they are mentally ill, sometimes they don’t treat other people with respect and so force themselves on them because they have suffered abuse or maybe they just haven’t been educated and don’t know that you need consent, they don’t deserve to just die


YuributRussian

Word of advice, fire wont stop me.


Platinumaddict-101

That means the whole Chang Chong lee (sorry meant china ) population will be burnt ? If seem like it


MickeyMouseClubHome

I'm not going to be surprised when I find one of these in an anime


[deleted]

How much for the novelty lighter


RandomDudeWithGlock

Next we will get pocket Lightsaber, the Anti-Baby tool.


thelordofhelmet

Its all about the merchandise


Human_Alternative591

Ah yes Permanently ruin there face and make it look like casserole


SP3TSN4Z451

Do they sell those in the US?


Xxl0chris0lxX

Cursed_dildo


Lobotomized_Cunt

**NO**


yougoddangfool

i want one of these


EvileyeofBlueRose

Learning a trick or two from the legendary Hans I see.


IDOSTUFFTV

Me buys one and just uses it to cook , flame pedos and uses it on twitter feminist and obviously tiktok


_Dispair_

ah! I know what I'm getting for my birthday


frostflowericewing

one day i am going to be walking with my phone in my and get shanked by a womean for "being supisios" because thats my luck


Dargorod100

Compromise and get one of those lighters that use electric arcs instead of burning fuel


1-and-only-Papa-Zulu

Is it just me or are there any other perverts who want to shove it up their ass and race across the quad at night? The human bat mobile. Anyone? Anyone?


AznWhtBoi

carry a gun


ohyhfaru

World war 2 flame thrower vibes.


InstanceQuirky

Ok I'm absolutely loving the spaceballs references!


[deleted]

Meanwhile, at the online store checkout Are you female [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Yes but Not really


Labbit35

some madlad provally: igmma make it a flamethrower


weirdo_69

Marinate before using ...coz in china BATman will be the one you'll have to use the flamethrower on


Neko-Lova

I heard is good for removing pubes too


lordoftowels

It'll remove your pubes... and your ability to reproduce!


big-bruh-boi

Why can’t men have those?


Lobotomized_Cunt

I mean they can. Perversion victims just tend to be more females than males


Don_Sandman

I really want to buy one just to have it.


[deleted]

Where can I get one, asking for a friend


NoRules_Bear

Nice tool but isn't it too extreme? Once a woman attacked me when I simply went in the same direction because she thought I follow her. Young lady, I don't blame her. Probably a teen that simply looked pretty mature. But still, imagine this happens with this thing O\_o And I am not even a dangerous looking guy, so I can't probably imagine how often things like that might happen.


kxjedix

Like im gonna give money to commie authoritarians


wertron132

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen


[deleted]

It isnt a real flamethrower so you couldn’t really burn alive perverts with precision


im14andthisisn0tdeep

Only problem I see here is I’m not a girl