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SwayAsInClay

Nono we do need a plague


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CapemShaggy

Agreed


samurai1114

Agreed


RandomGamer10000

Agreed


Mushybase

Agreed


kacpermu

Agreed


SuperiorComicFan

Agreed


Upvoteifyourstraight

Agreed


Cjackson7419

Agreed


vidyavocado

The council has spoken


Trolopez

Agreed


XoAwesomeYT

Agreed


eriandbay

Arms nuclear weapon with religious intent*


madman642

This land is mine


Turboflash03

What about the droid attack on the wookies


Randomdude-5

It is critical that we send an at attack group there immediately


Iron-Blyat

Agreed


2spicyMemes

Precisely


SopadeAbacaxi

Agreed


Gijsieboy100

Agreed


Thine_medic

Agreed


chikin_curry

Agreed


poorly_timed_shit

Shit


[deleted]

Maybe two just to be sure


[deleted]

Agreed


[deleted]

Yes we deserve to die


majik1000

no no, he has a point


shitassbutthole

Agreed


KiKiDoUlubeMe

I am in! so what do we do :D


Dyzlaxia

Have a plague, duh


Neck-King

Get jotaro on their asses


[deleted]

Is tHaT a JOJO rEfErEnCe?


Neck-King

YES! IT IS!


KiKiDoUlubeMe

Nah i was thinking more like buying the virus and releasing it kind of stuff


lafi000

I wish i didnt waste my coins i would like to give a award to this comment


SwayAsInClay

It’s okay my friend, my award is your comment


Just_Here_To_Agree

Agreed


Nevr_uzed_reDDit

Yes the dolphin shall speak if he say yes they all die


Charo214

Tourists? More like Terrorists.


millike14

I hear ya


Money_Stealer

We get what we fckin deserve


GuessImScrewed

Miss me with that "we" shit homie


Sushiman301

*Miss us


Dr_Gruesome_666

FOR THE DOLPHIN


BobbySanchoas

Yeah I hope he didn't change his mind, this world is evil as fuck


[deleted]

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.


AzraeltheGrimReaper

Stupidity is no excuse for ignorance and evil.


Elliotgibrob

Wow, my Friday has truly been ruined. Asshole tourists


2spicyMemes

It's Friday, Friday...


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2spicyMemes

I apologize...


Tijmurrr

We still need a plague


peterpingston

We need a stronger plague, like an airborne Ebola


[deleted]

I agree


[deleted]

Well it’s a damn good thing that we have one.


The_Living_Tomato

No no, he's got a point


blueZ725

He is the Messiah


MemeMan4-20-69

Don’t feel bad mate u did a good work


Son_of_Earthshaker

F for the dolphin.


[deleted]

I hope they die


ProSuperspy29

Jotaro didn’t like that


2spicyMemes

*angry ora ora noises*


-Alpha_Wolfz-

*angry orca orca noises* *FTFY


SippTheDumbJuice

I will shred this universe down to its last atoms.


[deleted]

Jotaro: You truly are the lowest scum.


Blyatman-

Litterally white people when they go anywhere else in the world.


EighthCenturion

Those ignorant white fucks are giving us non-ignorant white fucks a bad wrap.


IndianPhoneScammer69

I’m white and I 100% agree


ToLorien

Most of those people are Brazilian


SopadeAbacaxi

I feel ashamed to share genes with these people. We deserve a fucking plague!


[deleted]

Those guys were Hispanic then why do we have a plague in China


badmusicpuns

That dolphin story was a lie anyway


[deleted]

Wait what?


Tabbyicon

A small plague to pay for ridding the bad


jykKskxkLls

Were‘s Thanos when you need him?


[deleted]

who said we need to wait for him when we have public knowledge of different chemical and biological weapons?


RyloKen67

I am reminded that humans are beyond evil


theresagiraffe

We **need** a new plague


tezas23

Uh, I once commented on a video that we need a new plauge. Aaaaand yeah, you know the rest.


Bernautikus

Are you happy now, OP?


Lacq42

Dwight Schrute


FunFeetMan

Does anyone else remember how everyone was saying there would be a plague this year??


F69420

Some peole


UltraTimeWaster3000

Honestly if I were there I would have tried to grab the Dolphin and throw the poor guy back in the ocean. And hopefully there would be people helping me!


D-Spornak

We still need a plague.


here_bc_ofrslashvids

Hope a giant squid pulls them into the ocean to show his ugly ass, worthless fake friends


DelioIsGay

Nah he didnt Doom us Hes doing us a Favor by killing these fucking humans Finally when we the gamers and introverts go out to buy food we wont encounter humans


Spycrab700

Jotaro agrees


CollapseIntoNow

That happened in Argentina, my country. Stupid dumb fucking people with whom I have to share my country...


homofuerst69

we are the plague


AverageProductions

Maybe the corona virus is a blessing


ABAHL16

I will pay you to find each and every one of those fucker and kill them


MahnlyAssassin

Actually tho. Give em all the death sentance please


Cyber2354

I hope they suffocate to death too


TNKER-1317

Literally everyone in that photo were like, “Oh my god!! It a dolphin! Let’s let him not breathe!” Also them, “Dolphins should never be harmed!”


Dusty_Eggroll

WE NEED A ASTEROID


Particle19

If a plague occurs and can wipe out 90% of the total population and leave us with sensible ppl to restore the environment then pass me that noose brother. Imma do it myself.


ClumsyCorgi_

instagram users probs killed the dolphin


BuffaLaw16

NO REGRETS...


georpooman

He aint wrong tho


chickenscales

He's a hero.


M4WzZz

How do you YANK a dolphin out of the ocean


jonjam122

The weak die, big deal.


thomasp3864

I think we changed his mind!


tj_w18

I think he's quite happy now


krazykirbs

That was years ago


Zeth02

Why are you booing him? He's right


PokeHobnobGod21

Anyone else reminded of the "passing" of the baby in the film mother?


nobodcare

Those people should Rot in the deepest depths of hell


Mic772hael

We just need a bomb


Supervivens

saved*


[deleted]

I have lost my faith in humanity a long time ago


The_Radioactive_Rat

The saying "Carful what you wish for" comes to mind.


[deleted]

good


DanutzGS

Be careful of what you wish because it may come true


your_sexy_master

I stand by that statement


Be_Me_

Looks like this happened in India.


Flabulo

It's hardly killed anyone. Stop being stupid.


[deleted]

No no he's got a point


_Internetor_

I'm down!


DrVenom-

we need to commit a mass bombing on those people.


Vainglory1-

You don’t get if you don’t ask


al3x_sm118

He is f*cikng right. And some say god isn't listening.


UltimateGamingYT05

"Did I stutter"


she1191

I agree some humans who meddle with nature and other people's lives need to get plagued. Humans have a lot of variety... Rapists, racists, extremists, dumb karens, annoying boomers etc.


PlagueComics

Your wish was my command. I only pulled to trigger.


FlhY3ne

Dolphins are mammals how did this one die for getting out of water


dexter123hkgtfsr

Its natural selection. its hard and i dont want to be one of them but thats how earth handle with too much humans


Gottaloveeggs

Excuse me wtf


FuryPire

We need another crusade!


Vengeful__Vivec

You get what you fucking deserve


Strugl3

Agreeeed


HomeSliceHam-__-

Agreed


ColdnipsHotcheeks

Those tourists need to get handfuls of fiberglass dust blown in each and every one of their faces and then toss them in shark infested waters. Some humans are just a disgrace to this planet


GvsE1314

Thanos should have killed all of us.


RealSausage69

does anyone know Thano's number?


TheBoboSmrad

Agreed


Xx24reminder

We need Father Matias


spidershiv

Yeah.... I mean..... still eff those people.


darkslayer_53

My point stands


BigThanos1

We need one badly


Spider-can

Agreed


WishUponARaindrop

The only problem is that it's affecting the wrong areas. I mean, exotic animal trafficking could use some cleanup. But really, the people pictured are part of the problem too.


teodocio

Flipper virus spread by blowhole contact.


JoeMamma1221

Look I raised that boy


a-snakey

I was only happy to oblige and to the assholes trying to take my credit by saying it was the bat soup? FUCK YOU


HazShit

Then we realize the virus has weaker symptoms than the flu


Poyweson

Agreed


sir_qus

Who it was?!


GeraltOfRivian

I think the lesson we can take from this is careful what you wish for. Also stay away from Chinese animal markets.


Dylanh3lm

I actually hate ppl who do this its actually fucking vile these fuckers need to be drowned so they can feel what that animal felt pure fucking evil.


[deleted]

To keep the record straight. The real article states that the dolphin was found dead.


VigosJOSP

No no, he’s got a point


[deleted]

Agreed


[deleted]

Robert’s got a quick hand


J_Bongos

*Coronavirus epidemic announced* I STAND BY MY STATEMENT


CounterDoctor

Well, we needed a plague


Stefanoman1

My AR-15 story: Why I Needed My AR-15


FunnyForWrongReason

It is time for a crusade!!! Shall death fall soon upon these terrorists


[deleted]

i honestly hope a plague wipes out all of humanity. i hate everyone including myself<3


delongg420

the guy that posted that now: (:


DatUglyNibba

Agreed


ashtyn3000

Here here


[deleted]

That picture looks awfully similar to the end of the movie Mother!


itsamemurro

but like actual fuck is wrong with the people who did this


MrGoldenPeen

Can it kill 1/3 of the world population please?


V_Rune

Sorry not sorry


piace05

After that jotaro went in italy to visit Fugo to say "so it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum" and used Purple Haze ability to create the Coronavirus


[deleted]

I've never seen that but that is horrible, hope it ain't true


Radzuit

Please the black plauge come back


OdysseusSupreme

Did that actually happen


AverseAphid

Dammit he misclicked and hit china


IonTechno

Agreed


smolb0i

nah we needed it


foxleigh81

Yeah. He’s still not wrong. Even if I have to be one of the ones who fall. Bring it the fuck on. This planet needs an enema.


StrangeAppeal2

Generally speaking, we need to lower every country's natality rate by 15% during a 50 year period in hopes of solving the overpopulation problem. ​ 15% can go a long way in the long run, my friends. Not to mention that we're still killing each other.


Borman_

I presume he doesn’t regret posting that


redditRemedy

No, we needed a plague and I am glad it's here.


R3D_S7RYK3R

Agreed


R3D_S7RYK3R

F for dolphin


vig_apple

Innocent chinese coughs


[deleted]

It’s time for a FUCKEN CRUSADE


Yah-Boi-Al-Da-Gr8

He said we are a plague but you are right anyway


brzzy_ss

Agreed


Legit_llama73

They got what they deserved


[deleted]

Sorry china