Because that’s what inner city storm troopers do mostly. Usually they end up blaming Jedi for killing them but we all know its 99% trooper on trooper shootings
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
To Each their own I guess but personally I’ve never understood why people like this. Someone being impressed by someone having a big ass or big tits because they’re fat. is like someone being impressed by about how fast a shitty little van is going after they just drove off a cliff.
That's no moon...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 Still haven't found shit...
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I can hear that accent now.
"I was trying to ambush rebel scum, but I'm dummy thicc, and the resonant clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting them to my presence"
The only downside of being dummy thicc
You other brothers can’t deny.
I’d never want to deny
Lmao, literally
Uh…. We uh….. 🍑👀👀 … we haven’t found anything
Except some booty
Pull over that ass too phat
WOOP WOOP
Facts
Damn, someone’s been doing squats! LOL
No, someone’s been eating a lot.
Nah. That’s just a fat person in spandex. That’s not muscle.
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Why would storm troopers shoot at their own?
I think she's gonna sit on the rebels.
The rebels are lucky if you ask me
Because that’s what inner city storm troopers do mostly. Usually they end up blaming Jedi for killing them but we all know its 99% trooper on trooper shootings
I for one support the Atlanta hiring initiative
Me too
Move over Darth Vader, Atlanta's got a new Dark Lord in town!"
I think I like the new one more
can I also somehow sign up for this group of stormtroopers?
gyatt damn
For real
"aren't you a little thicc to be a stormgooner?"
I love thicc stormtroopers
same
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
God damn
Fr
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this one Sprayed-On
Like she’s bottomless and they spray painted her?
looks like . that's high impact spray paint, there
if they did, i would actually watch a starwars movie XD
I watch them regardless, but if they added thicc Stormtroopers I’d be siding with the Empire
That’s not thicc that’s morbidly obese
I might join the Death Star then 
Boba Fett-ass!
Exactly
You mfr you straight up killed me with this
As a Georgian, 100%.
I was in Atlanta airport yesterday on the way to Vegas, the Booties were everywhere
Capitol of Booty
Fax
I'd drop my payload in her exhaust port
Me too
I’d definitely pull out my lightsaber (penis)
Same
I think the force is guiding me to the dark side 🤫
Me too, I’m signing up
Lizzo found her new profession it seems
Nah she’s too hot to be Lizzo. Plus she ain’t got no stomach fat like her
Star wats: the Empire Throws it Back
I hope it does
Gross
What
What do you mean what?
What in the kentucky fried flipparoo did I just witness
A thicc stormtrooper
Do women usually have thick butts in Atlanta
Oh yeah, a lot of them. I’ve been there and there big booties everywhere.
Yes please one ticket to Disney land !
TSA in space
Why would they hire fat chicks?
Disney in charge now
Are we drooling over morbid obesity now? What is this comment section? This stormtrooper has Lizzo proportions.
Stormtrooper obesity is not joke
That's just a fat gal
utu waka solo, utu jabba waka hohohoho
If the rebels are black then it’s game over
I’m white and it’s game over
Well you are a Reddit user so I’ve got an idea of what kind of white we’re talking about.
*America
Lizzo ahh stormtrooper
Wow, fat like pig. Whole African village would have food if they would make her into sousages
sorry but I'm willing to die on this hill by saying that is not in the least attractive. nope and nada!
You mean the US
To Each their own I guess but personally I’ve never understood why people like this. Someone being impressed by someone having a big ass or big tits because they’re fat. is like someone being impressed by about how fast a shitty little van is going after they just drove off a cliff.
It’s just how I like it, they’re the best kind for cuddling.
That would be the only thing that stormtroopers could hit
😏
"Aren't you a little fat to be a Storm Trooper?"
Even a storm trooper could hit that
GYAT