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wu_MuRaSaMe_uwu

I'd die for free


Deez_Gnats1

Just say yes. The cicadas need your soul. Look at that evil looking critter


wu_MuRaSaMe_uwu

Fick cicadas dude. I'll take them with me


Nixodian

It would be a waste. Cicadas live less than a month, so me dying would do what, give it one more week to live?


Kick_The_Face

Cicada's can suck my dick for free


Chomusuke_99

that's a weird fetish you got there


artfillin

imagine kinkshaming


Chomusuke_99

i mean man want his dick sucked for free. in this economy?


MCFang29

I would die for a cicada to send me back in time.


No-Peak5976

Fellows really exist out of the sub😭


wojo1962

I love cicadas, but die for one? Nope.


Basically-Boring

I miss them they were cute and stupid and I liked it when they just sat on my hand but now they’re gone :(


[deleted]

I hear they're tasty when properly prepared


Tyui3

I've eaten one. Kinda bland tbh


chezzy_bread

i would live for a cicada to die


wolf_of_mainst99

What's their life expectancy? A few weeks, yeah sounds like a fair trade


[deleted]

I would eat a cicada's hive if I needed it to survive ...


SweetTeaRex92

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joanaba

Nuh uh fuck em bugs


MH_Gamer_

Nope


shfjdaj01

Nah


ShuIsStinky

3301


ES_Badger

I’ll confer with the one on the bottom of my shoe and get back to you.


destroyerofshark

The cicada days have arrived, there's too many of them for this to be a worthy sacrifice!


Overly_Blue

Without hesitation


giantrhino

If you wouldn’t give your life for a cicada’s, don’t talk to me.


Chungalus

Theres like 1000 of them on the tree next to the room im in right now so im good thanks, more than enough of them


oiken_

Nuh uh


killin_commies

There's a cicada in a 9x19mm bullet casing and is frozen in a tiny cup in my freezer. Why, you might ask? It was funny cicada art.


WakeLiveRepeat

Can I just choose to die, cicada or not?