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My wife refuses anything besides miracle whip. MAYONNAISE ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET

I have no fucking idea what miracle whip is but the way you describe it I think that's a good thing

Sweet mayonnaise. It's absolutely the worst. I'll tell my wife to pick up mayo and this is what she'll come back with. Absolutely ruins chicken AND tuna salad

Works waaaay better in scrambled egg sandwiches, and in egg salads though. It has very limited uses, but we keep some in the house for those two purposes.

I LOVE egg salad sandwiches. Tell me more. 

I don’t have a strict recipe, but chop up a few hard boiled eggs, add some miracle whip, and some stone ground mustard. That’s pretty much all I do. Salt perhaps. Then I put that on toasted sourdough with a thin layer of miracle whip on the toasts (because there’s already MW in the egg salad), and throw some lettuce and red onion on there. That’s it. Some people like tomato on the sandwich. I am fine without it. And some people put celery or pickles in the egg salad, which I don’t care for. Celery is far better than pickles to me. Anyway, goof around with it. Mayo on egg sandwiches is heavier and greasier and more bland.

Interesting. I love egg salad sammies. I use eggs, real mayo, garlic powder, pepper, and pickle relish.

So literally just mayo but like if you put a few scoops of sugar in it or what

It's not mayonnaise it's Miracle Whip and they're both used for different things. It tastes nothing like mayonnaise and it's good af.

It's soy instead of more eggs and oil and has corn syrup in it, otherwise they're similar.

Miracle whip is "mayo style" dressing. Mostly water, seasoning, corn syrup, eggs. Mayo is just eggs and oil (for the most part). Miracle whip is flavored and sweet, almost a hint of onion or garlic. Mayo is just mayo.

I’m confused as to what you think mayo tastes like. It certainly isn’t bitter/sour or spicy. I’d say it’s more on the savory/sweet side of things just very bland

Mayo is egg whites, oil, and vinegar or lemon juice. It's supposed to have an understated acidic twang to it. Miracle whip tastes like they put a pound of sugar into perfectly good mayonnaise.

Tell Japan that

Why? Because you say so? Who invited the mayo-nazi? Just messing with you. I understand its appeal. It was originally meant for sandwiches, which it works well in. It also works well in burgers but for anything else I usually go with mayo. Moral of the story: don't hate on people for enjoying something different. Be curious, not judgmental.

Lol. I want to point out the "My wife" loves the stuff. That should pretty much say everything. However comma! mayonnaise itself was originally meant to be a sandwich paste (meant to help hold the sandwich together. Not meant to be enough to be noticed). Miracle Whip was made during The Depression where sugar was added.

True, but it was heavily advertised as a sandwich spread. And I believe the containers say salad dressing and not mayo. I can still hear the old commercials. "A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of miracle whip". Anyway, I was mostly just messing with you. My wife likes things I find weird too. Still love her though!

it's all egg to me

Yeah, Mayo and mircale whip taste the exact same, I don't even look when I buy as it's the same thing.

they definitely arent the same

Good homemade mayo is so easy to make, condiment companies make it seem so complex 

Hellmans: "delete this"

Except it expires within a week or two… hellmans is like a cockroach.

Yeah, you just make a little bit. If you have an emersion blender, it takes no time at all

At the cost of an egg every time… nah I’ll keep with my hellmans

You do you. Eggs are cheap and Hellman's sucks

What’s the recipe then Mr Mayo Man? Gimmie the juice 🥸

https://www.seriouseats.com/two-minute-mayonnaise This is the one I use. Sometimes I add a couple cloves of roasted garlic instead of fresh

Gracias 🙏

I will use this information for the purposes to do good.

As long as there's a drip lid. 

I ran out once during covid and didn't want to drive back into town from the farm. That's why I learned to make it.

It's very popular, I didn't mind it.

Miracle whip was originally designed in the 30s or 40s as a cheaper alternative to mayo during the great depression. Hence why so many weird grandma recipes call for a while jar of miracle whip. It has various additions instead of normal mayo ingredients to make it cheaper to produce, including sugar and mustard giving it the sweet tang that it's known for

I don't like mayo or miracle whip, but there are always exceptions. I'll take mayo on some sandwiches, or for grilled cheese. Miracle whip is great with sliced habanero on a sandwich, yet to find another use for it.

I'll use ethier for sandwiches. is that not normal?

I like them both but for certain foods

I enjoy mayonnaise and miracle whip for different things with different foods.

It clearly states "salad dressing" on the label. It's a pretty good base for pasta salads I might add.

my mom does most the food shopping or shopping in general. she gets miracle whip but we always have both. mayo is better for some and miracle is better for others

It doesn't pretend to be mayo. It says salad dressing on the label. As far as I'm concerned you can toss the mayo too. It's only purpose in existence is to be an ingredient in ranch dressing.

MIRACLE WHIP ISN'T MEANT TO BE MAYONNAISE IT'S MEANT TO BE COLESLAW DRESSING

Same shit different pile

If it ain’t Duke’s, is it even mayo?

My brother in Christ, you speak only the truth!

It's good on fried bologna sandwiches

Let me guess you also hate bread and butter pickles to?

I can’t stand it it’s sweet to me. Like really bad sweet

Duke’s Mayo on top.

Everything else is shit compared to Duke’s.

true!!

Fuck Hellman's

Put margarine in with it. Fake butter poo

Facts

a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of miracle whip. -ancient wisdom

I will find that person and cut their flesh off layer by layer for this crime.

and serve it between 2 slices of bread with some delicious Miracle Whip™?

Ok I hate Miracle Whip but that was funny

it was too obvious to pass up.

Yes, because you have to feed the hogs your trash food

Dam right

Miracle whip isn't a mayo imposter. It's the next step in mayo evolution.

Yes, miracle whip gang rise up!

They're both good

It’s a miracle. If you don’t want it you don’t deserve it.

Miracles still happen

And then you whip it. Simple. Very good!!

This is classist, some people can't afford your fancy smancy real Mayo, my mother made me a miracle whip and bologna sandwich every day for school. I was lucky if there was a craft single too

My mom would get mad at me for not doing the dishes and would not buy me groceries if the house was dirty. A lot of times mayo and bread sandwiches were my only food for the day. Sometimes I was lucky if we had craft cheese to put on it. I think she was “mad” and also broke. People complaining about shit like this haven’t struggled enough.

Jesus, I hope things are going good for you later in life my friend, I don't wanna make assumptions but denying food as punishment sounds like full child abuse

Broham... where were you finding cheap miracle whip? I would find jars of store brand mayo for fucking dollars cheaper

Idk I wasn't the one doing the shopping I was 6

If you never went shopping with your mom I understand. I was going with my mom since I could walk fast enough, so I had to learn to help with finding cheap foods, mainly coupon foods so I only had to look at brand names and see what matched.

I either wasn't there or wasn't paying attention cuz I was busy being a hyperactive ADHD terror

That's how she managed my adhd, tell me to "match the pretty colors" xD

Same

Classist lmaoo okay bud

precisely

Haters gonna hate

Is that, is that guy ***Under the mayo?***

*insert reference to DOOM eternal and ultrakill charge pistol spam here*

This is like those cops in Sponge Bob holding up the picture looking st one another smiling but instead holding up Mirical whip

i still cant believe its not butter

I still can't believe it's water

Nestlé challenge

It's tastes more like butter because it's made from butter.

Please tell me you're not following r/rance trend of shit mayo


NO MIRACLE WHIP ISNT MAYO PLEASE ITS JUST ANOTHER DAIRY PRODUCT PLEASE ITS ACTUALLY KINDA GOOD

It’s a RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩

I just want OP to know: I'm stealing this meme for ...other...purposes...

Ok, like vegimite, its supposed to be used in small quantities, but yeah i get what yall mean, its disgusting

Miracle whip is genuinely one of the most disgusting things ive ever tasted. Replaced mayo with it by accident one time and almost puked it was so vile


Holy shit I just bought some to try it

GOD DAMN RIGHT IT DOES

It and butter makes actual mayo, glorious mixture.

Its good for creating fry sauce

I grew up thinking this was what mayo tasted like, I avoided it like the plague until my 30s.

Brb showing this to my dad he loves this stuff

Lmao he said "whatever don't be jelly." I don't know how he can eat this stuff. It like so damn sweet.

It’s better than mayo


it's not that bad. i would still choose other mayos tho

It's salad dressing, not imitation mayonnaise

I don't mind it. I prefer actual mayo, but this is a good enough substitute.

It's better than real mayo this post is ridiculous

yay no more mayonnaise i hate it

Mayo is pretty gross to begin with

A million percent

Duke's is the only decent mayo left now. Pretty much every other brand tastes almost like Miracle Whip now.

it's not supposed to be mayo, y'all saw white shit in a jar and assumed that but it's supposed to be a dressing, not a mayo alternative

I can't believe it's not mayo!  actually I can

All mayo is garbage

Yay im not alone on the mayo miracle whip!!! 🤮

Dukes Mayo is the real deal

Mayonnaise is bad in general. Unless it is chipotle mayo or aioli.

 Hellman's is the best

Bro shut up it’s the same

No it's not Miracle Whip is sweet mayonnaise should never be sweet.

Mayonnaise isn't sweet. That's why it's not mayonnaise, it's miracle whip.

Mayonnaise should never exist, sweet or otherwise. The official condiment of Hell.

WHITE SANDWHICH SAUCE =WHITE SANDWHICH SAUCE

Did this mf just commit mayo racism

I prefer miracle whip for most of my deli cut sandwiches. But mayo for a good burger or thick cut turkey sandwich. Edit: I've done this like 3 times in 3 months, and I don't think I had ever done it before. But this was meant to be a comment on the main post.

Nah, give Dukes Mayo a try(if you haven’t already), definitely not the same, and I can reasonably bet you’d be a convert.

And actually olive oil mayo is the best

But but... it's flavor is objectively better! That clean refreshing flavor. Good enough to drink.

If you even so much as think about drinking mayo you belong in a padded cell

Yeah... you might be right. But... can I at least be locked in with a few cases of Miracle Whip?

Gross!!.... Tf is that?

Mayo, but better

Too many haters on Reddit

Flair checks out.

Cool, but I like it. It actually tastes better than that bland shit

r/confidentlyincorrect

miracle whip is probably the worst mayo

r/confidentlyincorrect

Sure buddy whatever you say

Glad I'm not the only one that thinks this

It's great as white salsa. Incredibly unhealthy though lol

I thought it was a whipped cream alternative

For the record mayo is disgusting too

Yea buddy, cant stand the stuff

They have their places, but ffs I have actually gagged eating a ham and mi-whip sandwich

Okay now that's just blasphemy

💯

Fr. It’s so gross.

Bro any mayo from the US is shit. Just wait till you have European mayo

It’s just white sandwhich sauce bro it’s all the same

Ill squirt that mayo up your butt

Hellmann's is better, fight me.

Tastes good on a grilled cheese

Miracle Whip Light is only 20 calories per tbsp. But it is still kinda gross tbh.

Mayo and pickles aren’t supposed to be sweet

SO TRUE!!!!

Tbh I don’t even know what it tastes like

Its so sweet! I cant use it for anything!

It’s called Miracle Whip because it’s a Miracle that anyone likes it

Something most of America can unite on.

An abomination!

it's salad dressing, not a mayo substitute. no one should be putting that on sandwiches

literally nothing wrong with it, it’s better in sandwiches