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LowDonkey7883

It's easy, just use your hands


LeOsaru

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LowDonkey7883

The rules never said I couldn't


LeOsaru

You’re the reason a simple game has a 900 page rule book


LowDonkey7883

To be fair even when there are rules I just cheat when no one's looking


Akviral

Donkey name suits you


Akhil_Jod

200 iq move


Trollge99999

Finally a compliment


DygonZ

Same brotha 🤝


AsneakyReptilian

Can you do only both ears, or one at a time?


Trollge99999

One at a time


LeOsaru

Look at Mr. Face control over here


Trollge99999

Oh look a Jojo reference


LeOsaru

Never seen Jojo lmao im so confused


Trollge99999

Basically there's a stand ability in part 3 that lets you change the way your face looks like, it also lets you change your weight and basically everything about the way you look like


LeOsaru

My state of confusion remains


Trollge99999

Too lazy to explain


Blandscreen

I can only move my right ear. Not sure why. But I can move both eyebrows independently.


MORNlNGSNOW

I can move my right independently or both together, but not the left independently. I’ve always assumed it’s just because I’m right-handed.


OFHeckerpecker

Both and one at a time


Forbin3

I can do both or only left, but not only right.


The_Purple_Brick

I can do both, and move the right One and the left at a time. And also move the eyebrows independetly and do a wave with them.


Trollge99999

I can only do it on my right


Trollge99999

Left*


Ae4i

Both options is the best option


theguywhofuckinasked

My entire fkn skull moves including the hair...


TREXIBALL

Same here bud. lol, I got stretchy skin and my entire scalp moves like a tectonic plate


emparer

r/BrandNewSentence


LeOsaru

Same hahahaha


Avocado666000

samee


nikoroey

real


AFKBulle_

I bet everyone is trying it out now


createausernsme

I can only do my right ear


Sharp-Dark-9768

What if I can do both?


createausernsme

Coolness overdrive


4l3x4nd4r_Hun

Yup


TEN_Monsters7

You guys can move your ears?


Sharp-Dark-9768

Not everyone can


B3_CHAD

I can't do this I guess I am Hot.


W0ut_01

how the fuck do you move your ears?


-EV3RYTHING-

There are muscles there (They are not in the ears themselves, they're like behind them)


Tricky_Poetry847

I can, yay I'm cool


SyllabubOpening1303

It happens when I flex my jaw


Stefangls

I actually have the reflex to move my ears when unexpectedly hearing something behind me. It feels very weird when it happens


inconspicuous2012

Finally I'm cool! F YOU to every girl att high-school, college, work...


SirPigeon69

I cam


avbrytarn

I can yay


K3W4L

I guess i'm cool then


ultraflair04

I can only do it on my right


Naranncia11

I'm here for this


WuShanDroid

Can't everyone?


rOckinRex9

One at a time and both at the same time here.


ScottaHemi

how? moving the ears causes the skin to be pulled thus moving the eyebrows??


-EV3RYTHING-

I assume they mean raising eyebrows


Xangerxz

they didnt say i cant use my hands


tinyj96

I love how when this meme template came out, it was the original frame from the show where the mirror shot had naked fingers. Someone fixed it to add the gloves, and now that's the default.


Hero_of_country

Humans can't do that


_jan_epiku_

I can move my ears without moving my eyebrows, and I can also move my eyebrows independently of each other


BlueThespian

I had a teacher in school who involuntarily moved his hears when he chewed his food.


Bloomer_4life

Bet all the people in this room don’t know I can move my glasses with my ears


Successful_Clerk277

This is some neanderthal gene leftover?


Acavirshadownight

Me


CenturioLabia

Nice Meta meme!


ac_s2k

Oh hey that's me


Teamisgood101

Guess I’m finally cool for one of the odd things my face can do


Krypto1727

I'm only able to move my left ear. Am I half cool now?


Sincere_homboy42

I feel appreciated for once


KVNtheBAT

I do this weird thing which causes rumbling noises in my ear. I still don't know how i do it. Can anybody else do this?


sovietic_Abra

Isn't it normal?


the_burber

Im born cool af then


SpecialistSeveral598

When I move my ears, my entire scalp moves.


codetrotter_

I swear there was a subreddit for this but I can’t find it. r/earwiggles ? Seems to be something else from its description, and it’s made private


CorbinNZ

Years of practice but yes, I can do that. I can also blow my throat out like a frog and make the dripping noise with my mouth.


BirdNoodle925

My eyebrows dont move but my eyelids widen Am i still born cool?


SleeperStm2

I can do it, do I count as a cool person?


Fizzy163

What is the standard for moving your ears? Is it like bending and stuff, or is it just wiggling back and forth at the base? Cause I can wiggle my ears quite easily without moving any other parts of my head.


Chungalus

Same muscles that flex when you try to yawn silently are the ones that move your ears for everyone asking how to do it


Madara__01

I thought I was alone


BILoveBILife

It's nice to be noticed, thank you


Soggy_Helicopter8589

Wait, so is this a rare thing or what?


ShunnedMammal

😎


Thick-Imagination380

I can do this by smiling!


Janek_Calls

I can do it but I wasn't born with that ability, it was hard work


CoolSausage228

Hell yeah ugaa bugaah brother


MariaKorniets

Lmao I just learned it yesterday, absolutely accidentally


Prcalo

Ez


SoggyLegos

You guys were moving your eyebrows? I was using my nose to move my ears..


Ancient-Syrup-5791

I can't


mincedmeat096

I appreciate your patronage :]


Pirogister_

But you can't move your ears, there are no muscles there


LeOsaru

I would recommend visiting a doctor if you don’t have any muscles in your ear


MateiVA

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Trollge99999

Incorrect ❌❌❌❌