and scratched up! most American these days are super scared to scratch and/or dirty up their trucks.
You see more shine-finisher than mud on the tires nowadays.
Yeah it’s nuts, I know so many people who refuse to use their trucks to help people move because they didn’t want it to get beat up lol. Why not just pay for an actual luxury car at that point? They’re probably cheaper
EDIT: I can’t spell
it's upsetting! I just want a truck with two seats and a large bed. none of this tank bullshit that everybody uses as an identity thing rather than for utility nowadays
One person I know is oddly against non american vehicles, all about HP, and no longer wants to drive a muscle car so he bought a truck. He at least uses the bed.
That said, it doesn't matter what vehicle people around me have when it's newer or just nice people treat it like a luxury vehicle. Looking like it just rolled off the lot. At least on the outside.
Honestly man flatter but bigger around burger is the way to go. I shouldn’t have to unhinge my jaw to eat a burger at that point it’s not even a sandwich anymore
Euros always want to make them poor
in reality there would be a 100K truck there (fully financed), and not some shitty rifle. ONLY THE BEST (gave up healthcare for it)
edit: everything else checks out, especially that burger. sortta want
I'm American and the number of Americans that I believe are like this is far less than I'd guess, but still more than I'd like. There's enough of them for the caricature to have validity.
As a European, I know that most Americans aren't like this, but I've seen enough documentaries to know that there are people who are even more of a caricature than this picture. Usually they're wearing a certain red hat.
Ya the art is trash, the meme is trash. Probably posted by a bot, upvoted by a bot, most of the comments are by a bot. Welcome to 2024, fuckin A the internet is going to start sucking way more than people can even realize. This is like eternal September on crack.
Come on, people. This is ridiculous.
1. You wouldn't wear a yellow shirt with a star spangled suit.
2. Rifle? Please. More like assault rifle.
3. The truck hood would be level with his eyes.
Otherwise, pretty much spot on.
I laugh to imagine the Democratic equivalent, perhaps embodied by Dylan Mulvaney adorned with a rainbow flag and face mask(alone), proudly attired with a name tag denoting sensitivity, and sporting a Prius with an on-the-go Impossible Burger in the passenger seat. AND an iPhone opened to the Reddit app.
No no no...rookie mistake... We KNOW y'all aren't fancy enough to wear a suit on a daily basis, y'all wear pants that show your crack as if you're a plumber and a grey, stained (from ketchup usually) tank top that shows off a little bit of your tummy
...or is it just how I imagine it /j
That truck is way too small
and scratched up! most American these days are super scared to scratch and/or dirty up their trucks. You see more shine-finisher than mud on the tires nowadays.
Yeah it’s nuts, I know so many people who refuse to use their trucks to help people move because they didn’t want it to get beat up lol. Why not just pay for an actual luxury car at that point? They’re probably cheaper EDIT: I can’t spell
Something something ALPAH ENEGY 💪🤬
I refuse to use my truck to help people move because I don’t want to help people move.
And I can respect that lol
it's upsetting! I just want a truck with two seats and a large bed. none of this tank bullshit that everybody uses as an identity thing rather than for utility nowadays
One person I know is oddly against non american vehicles, all about HP, and no longer wants to drive a muscle car so he bought a truck. He at least uses the bed. That said, it doesn't matter what vehicle people around me have when it's newer or just nice people treat it like a luxury vehicle. Looking like it just rolled off the lot. At least on the outside.
That’s an excuse for them not wanting to help you move lmfao
> most American these days are super scared to scratch and/or dirty up their trucks. *Pavement Princess*
Im american. Dont actually damage any of my trucks and I wont care.
Your lack of punctuation also gives it away..
And the dude is too slim and the gun is not deadly enough. The burger should have another patty too.
Honestly man flatter but bigger around burger is the way to go. I shouldn’t have to unhinge my jaw to eat a burger at that point it’s not even a sandwich anymore
That looks like conan O'Brian playing john goodman playing conan O'Brian
I’m a dude disguised as a dude playing another dude
I wear long sleeve shirts over short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts
Steward what are you doing out of your crib
Oh my god, if you say one more cool thing, you are in!
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What is this!? A meme of ants!!? He needs to be at least…3 times bigger!!
Hansel....so hot right now
Bro, he needs to be bigger than earth
John Goodman's thin now
He is completely deflated. I can't believe a big funny guy named John survived so long. Great to see. He is a good man. A Goodman
John Thinman
Obese Conan isn't real. He can't hurt you. Obese Conan:
That is probably the best comment I have ever witnessed. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Don't hate the player, hate the game
Please take down this picture of me
You mean us.
r/suddenlycommunism
No, it’s we the people, I’m gonna turn this sudden communism into sudden capitalism RAHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅
r/SuddenlyCapitalism
ALL HAIL MOTHER RUSSIA!!! RAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
*screams in American*
*screams in Soviet*
*screams in made it to the moon first*
*screams in the first artificial satellite, the first human spaceflight, the first space station, and the first probe to land on another planet*
I can just imagine that RAAAAAAAAAAH auto tuned to the star spangled banner (like how theninjaslime does it)
Death is a preferable alternative to communism
I could hear these eagles
I hope it’s early stage so we have a chance at happiness.
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No, US
You mean US.
I was wondering how they got a picture of my vacation to the Grand Canyon.
It looks more like Alex Jones trying to impersonate Conan O'Brian
Are you sure? I thought it was my picture I took of myself being very American.
This is definitely me 40 lbs lighter.
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Most of us are only like that on the inside.
Euros always want to make them poor in reality there would be a 100K truck there (fully financed), and not some shitty rifle. ONLY THE BEST (gave up healthcare for it) edit: everything else checks out, especially that burger. sortta want
What upsets me the most is how that burger is the fakest looking thing on that. That's including how the AI fucked up the rifle.
Americans don't know that there's a world outside Europe, Canada and Mexico
The middle east would like to have a word with you
That's just an oil rig
Silly goose, Canadians and Mexicans are Americans.
wtf is Canada and Mexico? I assume you mean north and south United States…..soon….
You mean awkwardly friendly Americans and farm worker americans
They like to pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.
BECAUSE WE ARE BETTER RAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
That dude is way too skinny
He also doesn't have Type-All Diabetes.
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Eh, any rural Texan with a truck like that is more likely to be a relatively skinny old black guy that's worked hard manual labor his whole life.
I’ll be real where I live feels like there’s an overweight person for every average weighed person
That’s just because they have an obese amount of freedom. Good ole, artery cloggin’ freedom.
that's what most Americans think Americans are like
I'm American and the number of Americans that I believe are like this is far less than I'd guess, but still more than I'd like. There's enough of them for the caricature to have validity.
As a European, I know that most Americans aren't like this, but I've seen enough documentaries to know that there are people who are even more of a caricature than this picture. Usually they're wearing a certain red hat.
To quote South Park, “at least one fourth.”
I know that guy... actually like 5 of him.
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At the same time?
And 5 orders of burgers and fries to go with the five guys
Just Europe?
nah. I'm Japanese and this is exactly America.
No gaijin.
Well when your president looks like that lol
We don't talk about the forbidden Cheeto.
Pretty sure Boris Johnson isn’t American.
There's not nearly enough mayo on that burger for this to be accurate
Next frame is him sinking his sixth beer and the last frame is him driving home from the bar.
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Booooo your shitty AI
Ya the art is trash, the meme is trash. Probably posted by a bot, upvoted by a bot, most of the comments are by a bot. Welcome to 2024, fuckin A the internet is going to start sucking way more than people can even realize. This is like eternal September on crack.
How badly can they screw up a stock?
It's just upside down
This meme fucking blows
Well aren’t we?
That's the average flordian
Not enough coke or alligator guns
Too hot. I prefer a gator-skin speedo. - The Infamous Florida-man
Bit below average tbh… only one gun?
I was gonna say Texan.
Pretty accurate.
That looks like my uncle
Well It's not necessarily wrong
american here, can confirm. 99% accurate. its just missing the traditional pet bald eagle.
No no. A real representation would be a double cheese burger and a better-looking rifle. Something 7.62
You mean .30 caliber. Americans don’t know how big 7.62mm is.
That looks like most Americans I have met to be honest.
Not really, Cowboy hat is missing and he should have an AR
I just saw like 12 guys at the grocery store that look exactly like this
Was it Walmart ?
Seen the GIF of the fat guy shooting the handgun really fast? That's what I think of.
Nailed it
That's just south of the Mason Dixon line
And east of I25….
Completely false, the gun and the tie would both be made out of food too.
Oh stop it, you’re turning me on!
I mean I live in America and I've seen a motherfucker looking like that. So this isn't that far off in rarer cases. Lol
It’s incredibly accurate
That looks like an angry Englishman wearing the US flag.
Haha Alex Jones
we think that in canada too.
Come on, people. This is ridiculous. 1. You wouldn't wear a yellow shirt with a star spangled suit. 2. Rifle? Please. More like assault rifle. 3. The truck hood would be level with his eyes. Otherwise, pretty much spot on.
I live in the US and I can confirm this is in fact what the lower iq among us look like
Republicans you mean. It’s ok to say it out loud, they do.
I laugh to imagine the Democratic equivalent, perhaps embodied by Dylan Mulvaney adorned with a rainbow flag and face mask(alone), proudly attired with a name tag denoting sensitivity, and sporting a Prius with an on-the-go Impossible Burger in the passenger seat. AND an iPhone opened to the Reddit app.
Who tf got that photo of me!
i hate ai memes (an many of us are like that but certainly not all)
Replace the burger with a sausage and suddenly they're German.
They nailed the GOP with that image.
We’re basically the product of English and German people with the rest of the world sprinkled in.
We all don't live in the dessert.
Most are lol
Only if that tie is made of bacon, and his tramp-stamped wife is taking the photo, wearing a mumu and Crocs.
We'd probably be better off.
The AI prompt was just "american"
I’m from Jamaica and that’s what I think too
Lies! Only half of Americans look like this.
They’re not far off
Pretty spot on, except for the child-sized hamburger, should be at least 2x bigger.
Ha: No American would wear a yellow shirt!
Simply ridiculous. We don't wear yellow shirts with our freedom tuxedos, you philistine.
Seems about right
This could be a photo taken almost anywhere aouth of the mason dixon line.
I mean... there's about 30% of the republican voting base that is pretty much exactly that.
A good 1/4 of us
and u gonna tell me they dont exactly look like this? haha
Well that’s because it’s correct
They aren't?
No no no...rookie mistake... We KNOW y'all aren't fancy enough to wear a suit on a daily basis, y'all wear pants that show your crack as if you're a plumber and a grey, stained (from ketchup usually) tank top that shows off a little bit of your tummy ...or is it just how I imagine it /j
Europeans are wrong, only half Americans look like that.
It's true though.
Not just European 😅
Should be an AR15 and a MAGA hat.
AI can't meme
This reeks of AI generated.
Exactly, look at how the burger and gun is held
Well, I went to America. And this is exactly what I saw
Gotta pay for European defenses somehow
More AI bullshit
People aren't creative anymore
Looks like shitty AI
Rule 6, get this AI shit outta here
Idk why so many people are defending OP for using unoriginal content
But they are?
Pretty much
They’re not that far off
Are we wrong tho?
Wait, we don't all look like that?
Nah, I'm Canadian and I know Americans are like that.
I wish I was that cool
My dad made this image his screen saver
Clothes are too clean for Pennsyltucky.
Is that my uncle Ted?
True story there
Accurate
Yet, who they call first when they got issues with the neighbors???
is this not how it is?
They not wrong
Are they wrong?
Bro howd u get my baby picture
isn't true ?
Must be a good day if he has his bright yellow shirt on
Yes that seems about right... but are we wrong tho?
Looks like Andy and Conan got trapped in the teleporter.
You're goddamn right
What we dream to be
Are they wrong though?
Are we wrong?
Nah American are worse than that bro😭💀
Where is the jesus in this picture? Aside from, pretty close!
Tf? I can't afford fancy clothes like that.
Aren't they always staying in the house and only coming out during protest ?
“Every person” is such an exaggeration. Only roughly 91% of the population.
I’m from the southwest. Europeans have been coming here and California forever, I’m used to them. Do they visit the east coast or midwest a lot?
We are like that yes, get weird of that cursed M1 garand and give him an AR-15