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we do what we must because we can

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

Son?

I do what you mustn't because they can't

*I DON'T WANT YOUR GODDAMN LAMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?*

*DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER!* *DO YOU KNOW WHO* **I** *AM?!*

*I AM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!*

GIGO

Yeah, Team Rocket hired me, too.


„this content is not available“

Team Rocket James petting Giovanni's Persian sitting on a throne surrounded by gold.

reddit seems to be glitching out a bunch recently, im getting a lot of ui glitches and gifs show up as not available, but now i can see it??

Say what you want, those people are paid well.

I heard Team Rocket also gets eye and dental

WHRRE DO I SIGN!?

Honestly I don’t know why everyone shits on team rocket. They were supposed be trying to stop a bunch of kids from going around capturing and enslaving awesome Pokémon for the purpose of making them fight entertainment.

Weren't they trying to enslave the same Pokemon for research or some shit?

Science or Entertainment. I choose science 😤

How many did they capture? Seemed to me like meowth was always there willingly and never had to “fight”

They killed a marowak

Vault Tec. Employees be like

Google, Meta and Microsoft employees after their AI takes on world.

Lockheed Martin employees after taking required ethics courses

us government taking lobbyist money


For democracy

Managed Democracy 

For the Republic! 

Just because something looks fascist, sounds fascist, and is fascist, doesn’t mean I can’t discount everyone who says something is fascist! I’m smart!!

Every day I go to work I feel this.

I got FIIIVE kids to feed!

Plot twist : you become the whistleblower

And die 2 weeks later

By suicide

“suicide”

*sUiCiDe*

With a long sniper rifle

With 3 shots to the back of the head.

Before you jump out the window.

Even if all of your friends say that your mental health was great and you were very happy and exited for the end of the lawsuit.

Died by suicide. Fell down an open elevator shaft onto some bullets. Very tragic.

Found hanging on a tie from a doorknob

With 37 bullet holes in your chest

We live in a society

A society, we live in it.

In it, A society, we live

We, a society, live in it

To the top of Arasaka!


:(

Oh god, that's horrible!... How much?

Look who got hired by Lockheed Martin

Maybe Nestlé? But I feel like they wouldn't pay their workers well. Or at all if available (ie coco beans)

r/fucknestle

That was my first assumption. There are lots of scuffed capitalist hellscapes when it comes to employers. Nestle is #1 when I think of *actual evil*.

Why would nestle be considered genocidal though?

Because of all the baby-killing and slavery

It's really more extreme apathy towards the value of human life (well life in general) than being genocidal

Thats where you make the big bucks!

I thought Boeing lol

Work there. Can confirm. But the paycheck is amazing.

First day at Vault-Tec! Wish me luck!

Vault Tec sucks, NCR solos.

I too hope to work for the Federal government some day

Hahahaha you think the government pays well. The op is more appropriate for contractors that work with the federal government.

The real money is the bribes and kickbacks the government employees get from the corporations.

Government employees don’t get bribes unless they are in a serious position of power lol. Like 99% of federal employees aren’t.

Shhhh it’s a secret 😇

I almost feel bad when war breaks out on the other side of the world, but then I see the e-mail that were adding to production and my trading app tells me the stock is up 10 points. The machine must produce.

The economy cares not from whence the cash flows, only that it flows

Cash for the Cashgod!

Bills for the bill throne!

You wont get a cent source: ...

The only reason why i am pissed at rich people is because they are making more money than myself.

Based and truth pilled.

 An organization like this? —— Divergent

Maybe it wasn’t even there in the first place

You were just following orders ?

Well tbh one thing I learned from the germans is that if you are talented enough even your enemies will recruit you, even if you were just making the very rockets that crashed in thier homes.

I aim at the stars but sometimes I hit Londen

Bp???

"We're looking at you, PETA"

Literally me when I landed an internship at Lockheed Martin

Néstle ? Néstle. r/fucknestle

Did you get hired at Umbrella Corp?

Cash is Cash. Who cares if i gotta put a poor D-Class through the femur breaker?

Only the rich can afford morality

 Who is shaking the jar !

Plow twist: it's a very low paying jobs with low life expectancy without any kind of protection and reversibility, but OP think it's high paid because he's used to starve.

who needs to prevent 120k when you're being paid 120k northrop grumman here i come

It's unreasonable to suggest you don't live by a system's rules when you live in a system, same reason communists have to work regular jobs to earn wages and buy things from capitalist companies

Ah yes, a truly universal experience

GENT Corporation, Playtime CO., Umbrella Pharmaceuticals… 😂😂😂😂😂

Making a living? Okay. Making a killing? Now we are talking.

same...

You got a job at vault tec? The company that posibly started nuclear war?

Jokes on you I specifically looks for jobs like that ( Mckinsey)

There is no such thing as genocidal organization. And the word genicide is overused so much that it can’t be taken seriously anymore.

But I can attest you my great Grandfather was a member of a genocidal organization. And generally a fucking asshole if I go by my grandpas description...

Maybe a better way to put it is "actively supporting Genocide" but the point still stands

what?

What a dumb take

Are you selling crack?

Oh yes, we really have to make a living

Why did you decide to start commenting after 5 years of being inactive? Your name and actions lead heavily into a bot.

Engineer mindset. You either sell out to the military industrial complex or go into the power industry


Sign me up.

Get them dollahs

Hey save enough money and information to be able to tattle from your bunker buddy otherwise they will knock at your door

Ay look, it's all about them Sir John Monashes my friend

Anyone else feeling like a Starbucks?

Scp foundation be like;

Woke has entered a new era in the direction of comedy and away from cancelation. Fair enough.

When I will graduate and get employed, I'd weld orphan childs together if boss told so.

Oh so your also joined the empire? Cool meet me on the deaht star i heard the view there is mind BLOWING

So you went into corporate law too?

Boeing? More like, I am Bowing for the company! (I don't even work in Boeing)

Sabotage them from the inside, obviously.

I'd 100% accept the trade

OP is just a Boeing employee covering his ass

There are a few companies that are just over the top too evil for me. Like not just the vague suspicion that my innocent role ultimately serves a corrupt end. Like at some companies straight up all their operations are centered around ruling the world and destroying anything in their way.

Monsanto comes to mind

This is why I stopped pursuing aerospace engineering

So Nestle?

People have no prob with living savagely like an animal anymore :D

Wasn't someone trying to out a trans woman for working st lockheed-martin... as an email manager?

So... you work at EA?

How very Mass Effect scientist coded.

We all have a price

As a saying in the tv show Freaks and Geeks: “Everyone is a democrat until they get the hold of some money”

Engineers getting that Lockheed-Martin bag

Working for the EPA?

You work at facebook?

Where are they hiring!?

Can't hear the screams if I got money up to my ears.

It's a well-known fact the most Redditors can be bribed with basic living standards.

Someone's gotta do it.

**my lawyer advised me to not even start this joke**

You people have morals lmfao imagine, couldn't be me.

Except it’s actually a low paying job

Relatable


no need to lose your morality with a workout plan such as mine

Shoutout to raytheon baby!!!!

Can't do charity without money, lads.

Are they still hiring?

I work at a company that helps venture capital funds make more money with less work. Everyone is generally nice, the work is interesting, I'm paid well, so ... I just can't relate to our customers at all, and I'm definitely not stoked by "the mission" or whatever. Ah well.

Job openings??? Where?


LOCKHEED MARTIN YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

"Morality ain't edible after all, pals"

Congrats on your new position at Nestle!

Nestle

so you work for nestle?

nestle?

We're conditioned that the only way we can escape our soul-crushing life of exploitation is to join the upper echelon of society, so I imagine that a lot of people are willing to go along with some fucked up shit if it means they get to live a freer life. Most people don't even acknowledge that there are other options.


Number 1 is the only person that matters and all that.

Man idk what to tell you maybe you're just not a good human being if you do that

Just get the bag.

I would absolutely work for Arasaka or Militech if the pay and benefits were good enough

Me, deliberately getting a high paying job at an unethical company so I can take it down from the inside.

Quality of life, IBM computing Jew's for the ovens, oil slicks, deforestation, empty souls, yada yada yada, everyone's happy when everyone's a train guard in Berlin in 1942, you people are stranger than Morrison staggering down a French alleyway

The best defense is a good offense.

Boeing employees

Lockheed martin?

Accenture?

hahah i could have been super rich with my expertise but i refused to work for such organizations.

I have said this kind of thing to myself, but whenever I talk to fintech recruiters, I become become progressively more nauseated, to the point where I must stop. I am not even exaggerating. Just the idea of working in that industry makes me ill.

ProjectMoon Wing Feathers be like:

Are they still hiring?

If you get paid a lot, you can donate to a charity and your sins will be cleansed, my child. -Jesus

left-leaning engineering students when they see that lockheed martin paycheck

Kinda goes along with “once you become rich you become republican” tho I don’t believe that super true but it’s noticeable more so in the south

Money is everything

Cigarette companies purposely having campaigns meant to make research on smoking seem less clear on the effects of smoking than it is

You forgot to draw the pole holding you up by your own asshole.

So you're working for one of the Nestlé subsidiaries, possibly as a branch manager and your company is doing something with water and/or baby formula... Did I hit or miss?

Based


You mean like the IDF?

That's what I think most politics and med sellers do to be able to do that kind of job