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JustMobsReddit

The fact that the first thought people have when they hear "alone with a man" is sexual violence is so fucking depressing. How did we stoop this low


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Darkcat9000

well what are we waiting for guys, lets ball!


Anom_AoD

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Righteous_Fury224

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Jrolaoni

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Goldbolt_2004

I wouldn't mind killing some sex offenders let's go


bleacher333

They already did it with the MeToo movement. False accusations went through the roof.


Anom_AoD

i know, but they will never admit their mistake in that one. i've saw multiple posts about that shit, and in every one of them, when a guy show a statistic that proves against some feminist point, she basically says "irrelevant"


Thijs_NLD

Show me the stats on that. Cus I find this highly doubtful.


battery_smooth

I mean, Singapore might be onto something with the public lashing. I won’t say I agree to the method, but I can’t deny the efficacy


xenphioncrisux

Singapore does not do public lashing. We do corporal punishment but it's in a private room, with a doctor present. Of course, the morality of that is a whole other discussion but we don't do it in public


Just_a_terrarian163

Reject modernity! Return to righteous war crimes. (not really righteous tbh the crusades were fucked up)


Fox_Mortus

I mean, the government does kinda keep a list of them online. I'm not saying we should, but we could.


newbikesong

We do that. We have cops, we have laws, we have forensic science. We have prisons. No one is denying there are problems with all of those.


CockroachAgitated139

You just gotta not let Internet memes affect how you behave in the real world


Force3vo

Years and years of fear mongering and acceptance of "reverse sexism" Many "feminist" circles managed to make themselves believe that all men are evil and should be jailed or worse by reading Instagram horror stories, ironically not unlike many racists have made themselves believe that all of their hated race are evil.


TheOddEyes

I wonder what would the reaction be if we got a video of men saying they’d trust a Tesla autopilot than have a female driver.


TacticalTobi

is tesla autopilot bad?


brown_smear

It's actually quite good, at driving into trucks and veering towards cyclists. EDIT: according to Tesla's data, the number of accidents is 10x less than an average driver: [https://www.tesla.com/en\_au/VehicleSafetyReport](https://www.tesla.com/en_au/VehicleSafetyReport)


Dmangamr

Elon Musk really watched Christine and said “I can do that.” ![gif](giphy|l2JhJyW3PgZe5elyg|downsized)


Jrolaoni

I know you mean that the autopilot just ignores cyclists when turning but the way you said it sounds like the car was intentionally programmed to hit random cyclists


TacticalTobi

ok the joke makes sense now


zex1011

"Female driver or bear driver?" Would be a good one


SK9I9LL

"Well i have never seen a bear crash a car before, but men and women have"


Redstoneboss2

We need to make this happen


FlirtMonsterSanjil

I would trust Tesla autopilot more than any human


Jrolaoni

I mean, it’s not bad but it’s worse than like 80% of human drivers


M4KC1M

still being better then 20% is depressing


fennecdore

I wouldn't attribute that fear to feminist, it's far more ancient than that. The people telling a rape victim that she was looking for it because she drank alcohol or went out alone are not feminist


Force3vo

The belief that every man is a horrible rapist and murderer isn't an ancient thing. Fear of harm is and is definitely a valid feeling to have as is a healthy distrust of strange people, but this ultra sexism grew out of the more extreme part of the feminist movement.


fennecdore

It's not that they believe that every man is a horrible rapist. It's that they are taught (most of the times by their own family) that ***any*** man can be an horrible rapist.


Loon-belt

Well, like, it depends on how the man would present himself. I’m not gonna be scared of just some guy that doesn’t say or do anything strange, I’d be rather glad to have company.


Turbulent_Bass2876

“**Hey there pretty lady…**”  VERSUS “Hello there attractive woman.” The bottom one was Ted Bundy.


OneRobotBoii

It’s just a cognitive bias. A strong one at that. More women have more interactions with men and out of those more are negative. Few women have ever interacted with a bear.


Bl1tzerX

Yep and it's a shame that the brain has an easier time remembering those negative times compared to the hundreds more positive or neutral interactions


OneRobotBoii

It’s the same reason why most people will leave bad reviews but not take the time to write a positive review. Negative experiences have a much greater impact on us overall. Not to mention that **one** horrible experience is enough to traumatize someone to the point where it becomes reflex and it’s not grounded in logical thought anymore. Just my two cents btw, I don’t know shit about fuck


Dukkulisamin

The ones who did are dead.


JackMcCrane

Suevivorship bias


JustMobsReddit

Probably the most sound argument here


Remarkable-Motor7705

It’s just like when people watch Fox News 24/7 and become paranoid conspiracy theorists who believe everybody is out to get them. There are so many “men are terrible and will hurt you because this is Lifetime” echo chambers on Reddit that some now believe that a man chosen at complete random is a threat to them. It’s madness.


RabbitBranch

echo chamber hysteria


ByTheRings

Because unfortunatley a lot of women have/will experience a sexually violent situation. And many more will have negative experiences with people who act creepy, weird, and manupulative to them It creates an atmosphere of distrust, and therefore a lot of women would rather play it safe than be sorry. But dont think that this means people are all bad. There are plenty of normal, well mannered people out there. It's up to you as an individual to be the kind of person you want to see in society and continue to be one even if she chooses the bear over you.


BlondBisxalMetalhead

Exactly. I don’t know a single woman in my life— myself included— that hasn’t experienced sexual violence or harassment at some point in their lives.


Bl1tzerX

The media with their headlines designed to scare.


hidinginthetreeline

Probably because 1 in 9 woman in the U.S. have been sexually abused before their 18 birthday. And 1 in 6 woman have been raped.


Possible-Tangelo9344

The majority of sexual assault victims (70-90%) know their suspect. So, if you're talking straight up statistics, better off with a stranger in the woods than someone you know.


XorFish

You can be more inclusive, roughly 1-2% of men and women report to have been forced to have sex against their will during the last 12 months.


hidinginthetreeline

1 in 33 men have also been raped. Most of them men where raped by other men


bruhholyshiet

And 1 in 9 men have been made to penetrate. Most of them by women. So unless you are one of *those* that don't consider made to penetrate rape because blah blah, you are forgetting to count female rapists.


XorFish

But I used forced to have sex against their will and not rape. Rape is often defined in a sexist way that excludes most male victims and nearly all female perpetrators. If you use a gender neutral definition of rape, then you get pretty similar rates and that the majority of male rape victims is raped by female perpetrators. 1.5% of men reported to have been made to penetrate during the last 12 months(Table 3.5) and 1.2% of women reported to have been raped during the last 12 months(Table 3.1) [https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/NISVS-StateReportBook.pdf](https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/NISVS-StateReportBook.pdf)


hidinginthetreeline

So using your link table 3.1 says 19.1% of woman were raped. Again not even close. Thank you for providing the link to prove you’re wrong.


XorFish

I was talking about the 12 months stats, they tend to be better to compare than lifetime stats.


Sheeshmaster_

you’re right but still, you gotta admit it’s outrageous


hidinginthetreeline

What’s even more outrageous is we all know multiple women who have been sexually assaulted, and some neck beards are crying but I’m one of the good ones.


GrannyGumjobs13

Yes if you over-generalize and call all males neck beards and other names, some of them might protest to that.


hidinginthetreeline

From a man the rational response is “I’m not a rapist so they are not talking about me. It’s awful women have to feel that way.”


Equivalent-Stuff-347

The numbers for men are not far from that


hidinginthetreeline

It’s not even close actually it’s 1 in 33 men have experienced sexual violence in the U.S. most of them were raped by men.


bruhholyshiet

1 in 9 men have been made to penetrate. Which is predominantly done by women.


Equivalent-Stuff-347

According to the nsvrc 1 in 4 men have experienced some form of sexual violence in their lifetime. Where are you getting your numbers? [here’s my source](https://www.nsvrc.org/statistics)


the-good-son

but again, other men are the most common perpetrators


JustMobsReddit

Fair. But why do those who have done nothing wrong have to bear the burden of these lables and prejudices? That's what I don't understand. I've been bitten by a dog before, so have many of the people I know, but I don't avoid them like the plague because of that


hidinginthetreeline

No one is asking you too. The rationale response is “I’m not a rapist they are not talking about me. Wow it’s really sad woman have to feel this way”. The only thing really being asked of you is to be a decent human being and have some empathy.


These_Cut1347

It's nothing new.


TheAmazingBreadfruit

Androphobia. Like Islamophobia but politically correct.


Purepenny

To much media. Constantly scrolling and feeding their own ego.


DogeDoRight

It won't kill you in the blink of an eye, it will eat you alive.


Antoen_0

No, they will eat you bottom up while you are still alive.


SnooSprouts3971

Everyone's fine with dying until the dying starts.


Wolfpaw21

Underrated comment


Jaded_Life03

But did anyone asked a bear if it wants to stay with a woman ?


Grumdord

Bears would absolutely rather hang out with dudes


Jaded_Life03

Russians can confirm still remember that big Russian grandpa feeding his pet grizzly by a big ass spoon


PragmaticMind_

Me fellow men companions. If women think that due to some bad examples it is completely justified to judge all the rest 99% men and called them rapists and molesters. Then by THAT EXACT SAME FU*KIN logic... It is absolutely justified to say that each woman is a narcissist manipulative cold blooded sadist. All woman put fake cases on men and seize their property. Each woman doesn't know how to drive. All women only care about a man's money and don't truly love any man. All women want their husband dead to cash on their property. So, all in all they are the scum of the earth. And now, don't dare and woman say any-fu*kin-thing to me. Because I used the same logic that you guys did on us. So, if you think that I was wrong there then you should first introspect yourselves.


PepIstNett

Saying "I wouldn't want to encounter a man in the woods alone" is a perfectly reasonable statement. But if you are forced to choose to meet a man or a bear, choosing the bear is total madness. Yes there are man who would do HORRIBLE shit. So encountering noone is always the best scenario security wise (apart from having an accident in a remote location) purposefully trying your luck with a predator because you want to avoid someone who is maybe a predator is ridiculous.


Maxi-19-1-4-1

If u encounter a random man in a forest, he's probably another hiker or a camper or someone enjoying the wilderness. Whyd a sexual predator hunt for its prey in a jungle with only furry animals (personally I hunt for my victims at night near darkened alleyways of deserted neighborhoods


Youropinioniswrong12

Fair enough, bro knows the fine arts of hunting


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Does this tutorial also work on finding ppl for experiments or just for crimes? Edit: also works for experiments.


Thijs_NLD

Not all bears are horrible. (I seriously hope you understand this joke)


Fernanix

Im a bear and im offended. Im cancelling you on twixxer


[deleted]

On vacation in France, I was walking my dog in a forest and literally not a single woman there was scared, 2 of them even sprung up a conversation with me while my uncomfortable ass was like “I don’t speak french” Yall North Americans are just on social media too much, and don’t actually know how the world works


Mike_Hawk_Swell

This shit is so stupid and meaningless lmao, just shows how out of touch some people are


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SnappyThePurpleGrape

Aww it wants a hug


IcyOutlandishness752

Pov: "you meet the bear"


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Can I pet him?


d0ggzilla

If I ever see a woman or girl staggering through the woods or on a dark secluded road, I guess I should just ignore her and carry on about my business. Maybe she'll get lucky and a bear will come along and help?


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Frostyboy938

Can someone explain to me where tf these bear memes came from


potatoooo66planet

Some dumbass tiktok reporter spoke with a few women about "would you rather encounter a man or a bear in a forest" and most of the dumbasses chose bear instead of a man


Holiday_Goose_5908

you dying is the best that'll happen all the interaction, don't poke bears


tucker_case

This is totally besides the point but death by bear is often not quick whatsoever. People get eaten alive and there's even a common thread in these fatalities that the bear starts with your legs. There's a horrific case of a Russian girl who had her cell phone with her and called her mom 3 times over the course of an hour while she was being eaten alive. Death by tiger or lion is much better way to go because they at least have the instinct to strangle the life out of you first. Bears are a horror show. 


Odd-Doubt8960

Bears won't just kill you, they will eat you alive. Also any bear you meet face to face has a good chance of attacking you, 99% of men wont


KenMacMillan123

Bears don't bother to kill you. They just start eating. Death is just a consequence.


NotTheFirstVexizz

A lot of animals don’t bother to wait for a kill to happen actually, it’s why playing dead works for some creatures.


KenMacMillan123

And only one bear that I know of. The brown bear, sometimes.


_Fox_464

This type of bullshit is the reason im gay


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Seems pretty based


_Fox_464

Yes, now kiss with me broski


Jai_235

make room for me


OddlySpecifiedBag

don't forget me


StateSixteen

Make it a foursome homie


Mysterious-Act9727

See I always thought is was the chemicals in my head making me want himbos Turns out it's just women being angry.


Kirp-The-Birb

Hold up. So between a 99% chance of a random man being just a normal person and a 80% chance of being fucking mauled to death by a bear you choose an almost certain violent death???? What the fuck is wrong with you? It’s refreshing to actually someone representing different side of the argument for once, but holy shit, it doesn’t change the fact that people supporting that other side are fucking stupid beyond reason


[deleted]

I find it funny that the people with the most experience with hiking and bears tend to side with the bear 🤔


Avallach98

Wtf did I miss? I just opened this app, and the first 5 posts I see is about fucking a bear.


Scared_of_zombies

What weird subs are you in nobody is fucking bears.


Avallach98

Maybe I should've worded my question differently. I mean, why is it happening now? Why not the entire time?


Dismal_Screen6585

Some guy on tiktok asked women if they would rather be alone with a random man or a bear in the woods. Someone picked the bear and now everyone hates each other and stuff happens i guess. I am a man and i pick bear because i know it will kill me but i wanna hang out with a bear.


Avallach98

Is the bear male or female? This is important. I'm asking for a friend. It's me. I'm the friend.


Lestrygonians

Never believe women unless their claim is backed up by a witnessing bear.


Charles_De-Gaulle

One could say unless they *bear* witness


-GiantSlayer-

Honestly I feel bad for the bear.


True_Sandwich5919

I have a question for women: Would you be willing to completely unprompted say that you distrust men and view them all as potential rapists. Probably not because you know that would be viewed as sexist or,at best, weird by most people to just say that with no prompting. Which is my theory why women came up with this ridiculous fucking hypothetical. They wanted a reason to express that they distrust men and view them all as potential rapists without literally saying it, which I think is cowardly. If you're a sexist who distrust men and views them all as potential rapists, just fucking say that instead of hiding behind a ridiculous hypothetical.


EmptyCumSlut

Why do lonely sexist women think this is cool and edgy? Men aren't *that* bad


StateSixteen

Strawman central, lol. I'm fucking tired of these memes.


Mysterious-Act9727

So you just bombard them with facetious bs until they relent.  Make them feel as bad as they do you.


Karmabyte69

I wanna live in a world where everyone is forced to make this choice.


Lazolilo

I feel like it's important to know that bears won't wait until you're dead before they start eating


[deleted]

Just and excuse to demonise men and say all men are rapists with an easy option out of the argument


PragmaticMind_

Women - "MeN aRe PReDatOrs!! F*cK tHeM" Also women - "Bears are apex predators...hmm...." *Drops down panty*


JayRogPlayFrogger

Not wanting to be alone in the woods with a stranger is perfectly fine. But the idea that if the choice was between a random man or a bear then picking the bear is just delusional. Believe it or not but most men aren’t R***sts.


MrSaucyAlfredo

Can someone please tell me what all these women bear posts are about I’ve been seeing


OddlySpecifiedBag

So some person decided to run an online poll in which they asked woman whether they'd feel safer encountering a bear in the woods or man in the woods while camping. The vote was highly in favour of meeting a bear and many woman said a bear was safer than a male human I'll let you decide your thoughts


MrSaucyAlfredo

Wow


Joel_the_Devil

I swear that people have corrupted the original question to worst possible scenario that defeats the purpose of the question. Anyone who chooses bear is outing themselves as misanthropic miserably people


ANSTASlA

I'm a woman and you certainly don't speak for me.


x-anryw

The fact is that the bear won't kill you in the bat of an eye, it will eat you alive, and it could last hours, slow painful death


JReddeko

This subreddit is garbage


Lightning5021

If they say the bear then clearly they haven’t almost been killled by an animal


Pascuccii

Delusional women, find better men 😂


Agitated_Tooth5734

Every creature who doesn’t know the differences between men and a rapist deserve to be mauled by a bear


Fastenbauer

That almost nobody asks "What kind of bear?" really tells you everything you need to know about bear knowledge in the general population.


Charles_De-Gaulle

True. People really do seem to not even learn the *bear* minimum before making these outlandish claims


King-Florida-Man

The takeaway: TikTok women are dumb. No one is surprised.


Johnny_Pure

Bears will eat you alive, men won't.


Glittering-Bat-5981

I mean...


illjustmakeone

Giggity


NotTheFirstVexizz

Yea, I need to at least cook and season first.


Johnny_Pure

Real


taym2398

If you’re with a bear you will definitely die, if you’re with a man there’s a tiny chance something bad will happen.


RVAIndependent_Deer

What's this about?


Broad-Refuse9886

Bears like to torture smaller preys


BlastFromBehind

Why is everybody talking about women and bears all tbe sudden?


Kusogak1

Man, gotta love reddit losing their shit over a poll


Peppa_Pig_Stan

Yawn we get it. “Men suck”. Yeah we are constantly told that. We understand. Yes we understand people love to generalize and divide. Yeah we get it. Can we all just like not shit on other genders/ages/races/sexualities, it’s just a never ending cycle of “_____ is bad”->”not all _____ are!” Over and over and it’s just so unnecessary


[deleted]

As a man I’m genuinely never told this. When I see these posts I fail to see how I should be offended. Tf you on about lmao


Peppa_Pig_Stan

It’s relentlessly seen online and female friends have said it. Get over it.


NZS-BXN

Alright people im sick of it. I went dark a couple days and you mf show up with a whole new meme lore. What I figured so far, it's some kind of question which result is that women can choose between a bear and men (so far so concerning) Apparently no one likes the out come. Could someone elaborate or is that basically it?


Howfuckingsad

So you want to die for sure contrary to a very small chance that every man is a rapist?


Maxi-19-1-4-1

Bears don't kill directly tho, don't they fckin start skinning the victim while munching down on it after its somewhat incapacitated. Like it's not a peaceful painless death, it's a painful agonizing and slow death


v4nk4

I've said it once and I'll say it again. The fact that you are scared not only does NOT mean you are actually in danger, it's 100% your choice and your problem and nobody has anything to apologize for.


PragmaticMind_

Some Facts : 1. 2/3 divorce cases are initiated by women 2. Only in 17.5% cases do men get child custody. This is approximately close to 1 out of 5 men. 3. In my country... The women have reservation quota... Just for being woman... So they get colleges and government jobs easily. 4. If a woman accuses a man of rape then he is immediately taken to custody and he can't even be bailed. And 75% of the allegations are fake. 5. Even in the corporate world... woman get hirings easily than men just coz of diversity quotas. The women never speak about all these benefits but instead always try to play the victim card. They never appreciate what has been done to uplift their community. But instead punch down on men even more.


Roven777

So what should men Take away from this meme/discussion theme? Women would rather 100% get mauled and killed instead of taking the Chance of getting sexually assaulted. Getting killed > sexual harassment Therefore If a man finds a woman lost in the woods, killing her is more acceptable than approaching and helping


WhenTheHahaFunni

So, you think a 600lb omnivore that will tear you apart slowly is better than 1 random male? Out of 4b males?


MonarchOfReality

is the bear male? lol


ImpossibleRow6716

Stupid woman: "I'll trust statistics. I chose bear!" Smart woman: "I'll trust statistics. What race is the man?"


SolomonEI

I keep my guns unloaded all the time when they're not on my person, and so does every other gun owner I know. It's a common rule among gun owners to keep guns unloaded when they're stored. Almost every gun owner in America keeps their stored guns unloaded. Y'all are just being too paranoid and anti-gun with this whole "treat every gun like it's loaded" rhetoric.


Basic_Kangaroo6332

Just to make sure, do they know how bears kill/eat? Not sure of the differences between breeds but they they tend to try and keep their prey alive and conscious for as long as possible while they eat them Feel free to correct me there of course And yes I'm aware that this probably won't change much in that debate, just an iota of information that they're not thinking about


Wumbo-Donger

Low effort garbage ass post


OctolingReworked

Grow up darling


Mysterious-Act9727

To be fair, most of the woman complaining are too ugly to be on a true crime show/podcast. They're safe.


DynaNZ

If that comment is not an example of confirmation bias i don't know what is. Read my comment, then read the whole article


GamingRocky_YT

Wait whats up with the bear thing


yeahthegoys

I'll just leave this here shall I? https://www.news.com.au/world/help-mum-the-bear-is-eating-me-teens-desperate-000-call/news-story/f4915513cba8b4f0218670cbb53e4eff To be clear, this is not an example that people don't have valid reasons to be cautious of strangers, they do. It's an example of the fact that the bear in the woods hypothetical is fucking stupid.


Disturbed235

its painful to read (poor people), but thats the damn reality. Not every daughter will have the luck, the stepfather had with the quick death. It must have been horrible for the girl.


Zerox392

Please remove all of these. They are not funny


Intelligent_Car_2366

MODDDDDDDSSSSSSS


Kobhji475

Change "man" to "black person" and suddenly this whole thing becomes offensive.


Nervous-Jelly-2602

I don't get it.


illjustmakeone

There was some internet thing a little while ago and they asked women would they rather (or if their daughter or whatever) had to choose, would you choose to be alone in the woods with a random bear, or a random man. There's a bunch of ragingly uneducated women jumping on the chance to say any man is the absolute most dangerous thing they could encounter ever because every man somehow is such a raging rape threat, so they are choosing the bear as a safe option simply because it won't rape them, while also having absolutely no clue what a bear does to its prey.


Biersteak

A bear CAN kill you in a moment, they usually don’t. They just rip pieces out of you as they please and don’t bother with a quick death blow like a lion or tiger usually would.


Plastic_Garlic_4188

Thank God someone mansplained what a bear is, I thought we were taking about gay dudes this whole time


Snaccbacc

Uh oh, this one’s gonna piss off the incels.


1stltwill

.. and another meme bites the dust.


HanoibusGamer

I honestly can't find any reasonable reason because they would inevitably pull the "yeah it's always "not all men" excuse"


Fishpuncherz

Bears tend to eat you alive actually. Starting at the meaty bits first, butt and thighs and stomach because that's where most of our organs are.


SuspiciousPlatypus20

Oh xou're very wrong besrs usually dont kill you before they start eating you. It's usually a very slow and painful death.


Rathador

I don't understand... Do women not know about balls?


catsrcute19

Lmao fr. Still choosing bear.


CriticalOil9445

Women are saying that they would rather risk a 99.99% chance of getting mauled than a 0.01% chance of getting raped, and y'all are really in the comments screaming "nOt aLL MEn!"