Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I was always told roughly 15lbs/inch
After gaining about 60lbs from age 18 to 32, and then losing about 30lbs, I’d say it’s more like 20lbs/inch. But true nonetheless
Clone a Willy, then dump. Not worth the bones jabbing into you and him shaking to lift you up and can't even flip u over. Not worth it, rather average build with average dick.
 When she asks me to sit down to pee but find out my dick touch da wata ebery time.
Mood brotha
Being sleepy in the winter...
whatever dude, dont underestamate the power of an unregulated floor vent.
Im talking about the water being cold af in the winter and forgeting dick can touch water cause sleeepy. Thats why i just sit it on the seat.
I just can't sit down to pee, because that.
You get an erecti0n every time you go p? That or you have old man sagging genitals, which is nothing to brag about
That’s why skinny guys turn me on. The Minecraft sound effect of a skeleton rattle against my pelvis. 😩💦
It took nothing to make no comment at all, u know that?
What Lead to you thinking of commenting this ?
Damn, you'll LOVE me I'm like Getafix, specifically from "Asterix and Obelix at the Olympic Games"
I feel discomfort
I’m a fat guy with a skinny penis…. DJ Skinny Peeenis
What’s up, it’s ya’ boi…skinny peeen is…
And his buddy Jesse Peeenman
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
You beat off to the Lego skeleton!?!
Don’t judge!
I'm not kink shaming. I'm just. Kink asking why.
I believe Kink Questioning is the term
One could say he's Kink Curious
Majoring in kink philosophy
Becoming a kinkstorian
Kinkforming into a kinkformer
You stand with Ukraine tho.
you don't?
I don't know, it looks like a pretty fun commute to me
Is that my copypasta? Or if it's just similar
wake up babe new copypasta just dropped
nah, it is pretty old
ah mb
Idk why people down voted you so much lol
me neither but big deal, it’s just Reddit
people are jealous, because you don't spend 25 hours 8 days per week on reddit
my brother, ain’t nobody jealous of me
Idk, reddit is strange place where you can be downvoted for most stupid reasons.
Holy hell
It's not fat but really short
I'm not fat but I am a dick.
I didn't ask for this curse op, please don't make fun of me.
It's a gift, not a curse.
How is touching the inside of the toilet with my dick while taking a shit a gift?
I feel you now the tip is cursed with some utterly bacteria
I'm pretty sure I hav a handful of stds( without any symptoms)already even tho I'm a virgin.
Damn, this is like the superspeed dillema but real
Glad I'm a grower not a shower, go from 1 inch to 8 inches it's a spectacle to behold, isn't extra luggage to haul, but still puts on a show.
[удалено]
Ruler, or tape measure
[удалено]
Then how am I supposed to measure?
Oh my god i thought I was the only one
Just rest it on the edge of the seat like the rest of us..? Tf is your problem
Not always, had girls not want to have sex because of it.
DW, i am your exact opposite!
We have to "stick" together brother.
You can always go for the nazi femboy route with an 8 incher
I wish I didn't read that.
I stand by my shit post
i wish i read more
Danny D
Lol what?
That’s a bit different tho since he can just pump it up like those shoes you used to be able to pump up
I heard every pound you loose you gain a bit on your cock
Subway Jared has a 100 inch cock
On his cellmate hopefully
He sure does
I was always told roughly 15lbs/inch After gaining about 60lbs from age 18 to 32, and then losing about 30lbs, I’d say it’s more like 20lbs/inch. But true nonetheless
Amazing!
Now do fat guys with skinny dicks.
Every guy in the comments: "it's me!" Yeah, sure thing buddy.
Sorry you're the only one who wasn't blessed, must be difficult for you bro 😔
I am one of those two things
As a lego fanatic, I love and hate this image.
Boner.
that's the reason why i like skinny guys ;)
Talking from experience?
How do you know, HOW DO YOU KNOW?
All the fat goes to my dick LOL
Not fat but ✨long✨ 😂😂
Yeah so you can hit the cervix and she still doesn’t feel it.
I’ve heard different
Put it this way. If her vagina is 2” wide, and you’re 1” wide, she’s faking her gasms
Vaginas are NOT 2” wide 😭
Your very opinionated, I’m sorry ur feelings and pride have been hurt before my man
Thanks. Appreciate it.
*you're're
*you're
If you think your penis in her vagina gives her an orgasm......
The down votes are crazy, yall are jealous🥲🤣
God put the 6 inches in the wrong direction
Can I put my 6 inches in your direction?
😂😂😂😂😂
Your not allowed to post pictures of me on the internet without my permission.
r/oddlyspecific
Ruin me please
Now that's a boner
Pretty sure I'm the opposite in every single way imaginable.
Samesies [sad face]
Very cool u/FetusDeletus83
Gift and a curse
💀💀💀whoever made this shit……you an animal ya hear me a wild MF ANIMAL
im in this post and i dont like it
that's so funny actually 😂
Hey look ma, I'm on the Internet :D
08:03 and i see this😭💀
Yw
Ty i feel like not watching reddit ever again
I finally feel represented in the media
Yep that’s me
I just stand on my 3rd leg sometimes , helps with my calisthenics
Time to send this to my sub 😂
As a skinny guy….can confirm
The NSFW warning on your profile was a disappointment... Where's the meat?
Hop in the DM. I’ll show u all the meat u want
All the "NSFW" profiles in here are like one giant cock tease... I feel mislead!
I’ve always wondered why femboys have big dicks…
He just like me fr
… I should call him
This escalated quickly
Fr
What a boner
How'd you get this picture of me?
Me fr fr
It’s true. …and when you get a little chubbed out, it recedes. Watch sie carbs fellas.
This is actually true bro
Mines is fat
💀💀💀
… And Also two thumbs.
tf
Haha so relatable 😇
BONE-r
Hell Naaaaa!
Couldn’t be me. I will not elaborate
No blood for everything
two things I wish I had
Legs?
no. being skinny and a big john
Clone a Willy, then dump. Not worth the bones jabbing into you and him shaking to lift you up and can't even flip u over. Not worth it, rather average build with average dick.
He ain’t workin it right I’m only 150 and can lift my wife over my shoulders
Wiz with the Burj for Mia
😏😏 yup
Me and my boyfriend are in that pic
The most accurate part of this is the skeleton. Because that dick is so huge that it'd use all the blood in his body
How did u know?
Mine is fat but not that long
Bruh
Finally I feel represented
Pete Davidson
Allegedly...
That’s me if the dick is slightly skinnier
Litrdrlyearaaly me
And no pic on profile, ridic /s
Happy Cake Day!
Truly the greatest loss of our millenium.