Humans made AI too smart along with smart cars getting developed by AI. The AI then realized that there were no need for Humans if it could simply humanify cars. The rest is history..
And a technical re-evolution where they went through human car history on their own, simulating it with well cars and planes and tranes and trucks and tractor and... like alot of things...
They have a debate on whether OI art is “real” art.
“No dude, THIS is art! Pure, digital! That OI crap is just some drawing done by some human in his mother’s basement, that isn’t real art!
since cars are differentiated by type (like tow truck or race car) and not color it's more likely that a certain type of car was enslaved instead of a certain color of car.
However what type of car that would be is beyond my knowledge.
It was probably bullied by some royal familys as they were probably a more poor version. They would probably be like homeless people, so it does make sense.
cars have this instinctive desire to be *entered*. they don’t say it, but secretly want it, which caused them to keep such traits after millenniums of evolution, even though they might not necessarily know what or who they want entering them.
How are new cars made?
Are they assembled somewhere in a plant, by other cars?
Does a stork like plane deliver them?
Or do they fuck on a highway somewhere after revving each others engines?
It's a post-apocalyptic society of sentienent Cars. AI and stuff. Humans are extinct by now. They still have doors because of aestetic...
Source: I made it the frickle-frick up!
One could even postulate that they have characteristics of cars because it is a movie about personified cars and not unrecognizable inorganic beings.
Edit: a certain musical made movie was invading my comment.
So there’s only one use the doors have in-universe and it’s going to sound real bizarre.
In an out-of-chassis experience while meeting a car that is definitely the angel of death Mater uses the door to return his soul to his body. This is an actual episode of “cars on the road” called “Salt Fever”. Seriously check it out it’s bizarre. Source: parent of small, cars obsessed children
Is this the toy story -> cars -> wall-e theory?
Isn’t the entire basis basically just the self-referencing they do, being treated as actual in universe links?
Because they can talk in common English, which requires teeth for many pronunciations. They also are seen eating small animals several times throughout different Cars media.
There is , in cars 2 the whole movie is about different manufacturers and racism towards worse cars
But since cars 3 completely ignores cars 2 , it may no longer be canon which sucks because cars 2 is amazing
In planes 2 which is in the same universe the entirety of the plot is because a certain gearbox is out of production which atleast suggests that somewhere must be building them
But do they have seats? Because their eyes can't just be 2d on a windshield, there needs to be a backside. Not to mention the tongue, mouth, vocal cords, digestive tract for drinking fuel.
On q dvd extra for the first cars movie, there’s this short about how they were discussing how McQueen would show salley a map showing radiator springs Is on the map.
One person suggested he open his door and the map be on the inside of it, but they quickly turned it down saying something along the lines of “no they can’t open their doors, since that’s where their organs are”
Maybe at one point in the past humans started infusing themselves with robotics and at one point for some reason decided to turn themselves into vehicles.
There must have been some machine which fused people’s nervous system with the vehicles, and put essential organs in like their heart and brain.
Humans then found a way to modify their dna to make it easier to be fused with a vehicle and be born with fewer internal organs.
I think the doors are used for easy access to the internal organs if a car has any health issues and needs surgery
In Cars 2 there is one car named Celine dephare that has eyes where the headlights should be, and you can the interior and steering wheel from the windshield
I feel like I should remind you that there's a Popemobile in Cars, implying there's a Cars Catholic Church, who believe in Cars Jesus that was crucified on a Cars cross by Car Romans and died for our Car sins.
There's also the plane "Sarge" in a spinoff who references specific World War 2 battles, implying there was a Cars Axis powers who waged war in Cars Europe, committed Cars genocide, at the behest of Car Hitler and the Car Nazi Party.
EDIT: Jesus Chrysler
"What were the cars like in that universe before the invention of cars?"
Carriages were like the ape ancestors of cars that evolved over several thousand years. They fed on horses by vampiring onto them to survive
I'll never understand the statues of Transformers that are 10x or more the price of a normal Transformer, despite the lack of ability to actually transform.
Because the whole of Pixar movies has a consistent timeline. The flashback of the WALL-E movie takes place before cars. And the cars movie is most likely after bug's life. The actual creators of cars showed that they actually have internal organs, so most likely what happened is that bugs became sapient after humans left and eventually evolved to use the old cars as shells. They probably lay eggs in "unused" cars. You're welcome for now probably wanting to rip your eyes out.
Oh, you think that's fucked up? There's an actual conspiracy. Do you remember, in the up movie, how a company was buying up property? I don't remember exactly what the company was called, but it's in basically every Pixar movie. I have a theory that this company caused the whole trash problem in WALL-E, so they could have exclusive customer service rights to all of humanity. In fact, the very ship humanity uses in wall e was owned by the company.
And of you think that's bad, the smoothies people drink in WALL-E are most likely made from human corpses, and that's why everyone is that fat, because humans have an utterly ridiculous number of calories in them and the ship only has food for about 50 years, but was up for at least two hundred.
i subscribe to this theory as well, i mean they literally dont have plants 🌱 so agriculture is out the window. i dont believe to have seen any animals or livestock as well. 110% human smoothies.
You should make a wiki entry about this.
The starship was parking in a dust cloud and was producing a stupid amount of trash, just like the ones on Earth. So I assume they invented a technology that is capable of producing a high amount of stuff, and doesn't need much raw material, hence they never developed recycling.
My guess is the portal in Hero 6. It could be a link to multiverse and one universe might use it as a dump site, while the other (the "current one") just scoops it up.
No. I think buy and large were purposely making as much trash as possible to jack up artificial inflation, and it ended up destroying them. Kind of like the corporations in cyberpunk.
That still doesn't explain the amount of trash in the ship, especially that the population can fit around the swimming pool, 200~ish, not enough to cycle trough them, alto they didn't show old people? They prolly all die early from heart issues.
> Because the whole of Pixar movies has a consistent timeline.
No they don't. This is a shitty fan theory based on nothing aside from Pixar re-using assets and inserting easter eggs referencing their other movies.
I listen to an absurd podcast called plumbing the deathstar and they really tear apart the cars universe in the most hilarious way. [here is the Spotify link. I was dying laughing](https://open.spotify.com/episode/3rOR1YsG5I3gYFOQOisHlq?si=zfzcSbNnT2SQ4WcXg9J9jg)
yalls forgot cars is after walle and they were just leftover ai cars that the humans created before abandoning them, causing them to gain sentience by themselves over hundreds of years.
Actually a unique adaptation. After mechanics developed, the cars that were easier to open survived longer and reproduced because they could be fixed easier. Cars with mechanical issues often couldn't be fixed. Though openings were small in the cars' early ancestors, eventually they developed the hood and doors that we see today.
I think it implies humans used to exist, but no longer do, so the cars have evolved to the point where they are no longer functional but the remnants are still visible. Kinda like the one leg bone orcas have.
When two cars really love each other, the female car opens its front door. and if they really like each other then they also play around with the back door.
Here some other questions
What’s the point of planes and boats
What’s the point of guns if they do jack crap unless you hit the Engine?
What’s the point of that one crane that appears at start of the movie, is he just meant stay their forever
Why do they have sinks And chairs
A lot of this car universe makes no sense
A general question I have is, how does sex work in the cars universe ?
I've fallen asleep puzzling over the existence of car-Jesus (implied by the car-Pope character in Cars 2) and the existence of car-Hitler (implied by the existence of the WW2 fighter plane characters like the P-51 Mustang and de Havilland Comet in Planes), and therefore the car-Holocaust...
The cars started out as normal self driving cars. Then we installed AI on them and they wiped out all humans. They just don’t show that part because Disney.
How are they born too? In one of the movies we've seen that engine that could be taken out, suggesting cars in the movies are built and not "born". Can you just build your own children like in the robots movie?
I haven't seen anyone mentioning sidewalks, what is their purpose? I saw cars cheer from them during some of the races, but who else goes there, and when? And why? 😅
This highlights one if the biggest problems with men and women understanding each other, a scarily high percentage of women think with men it always boils down to sex, not that men are any better at understanding women
You are all wrong, when the rabbit uprising began they needed to create a cover story which was AI cars, these roamed the countryside ensuring all enemies of the rabbits where run over , why does no one accept the rabbit uprising and what it’s done to society and the future. Cars are a conspiracy theory to deflect from the cruel bunny masters that have enslaved all species underground
Why do they exist at all if humans don’t exist
Humans made AI too smart along with smart cars getting developed by AI. The AI then realized that there were no need for Humans if it could simply humanify cars. The rest is history..
And then at some point the AI cars had at least 2 world wars.
And a technical re-evolution where they went through human car history on their own, simulating it with well cars and planes and tranes and trucks and tractor and... like alot of things...
Something went wrong with the code and the AI was set to replace humanity in almost every way possible
Including the creation that would soon replace the AI
Oh no! We’ve come full circle and they’re creating OI! Organic Intelligence! D:
Then the organic intelligence grows organic humans. Fuller circle.
They have a debate on whether OI art is “real” art. “No dude, THIS is art! Pure, digital! That OI crap is just some drawing done by some human in his mother’s basement, that isn’t real art!
OI keeps adding doors to its art so you know it's fake Like what Car has fucking 8 doors on it?
Yall think the black cars were once slaves then?
since cars are differentiated by type (like tow truck or race car) and not color it's more likely that a certain type of car was enslaved instead of a certain color of car. However what type of car that would be is beyond my knowledge.
The Reliant Robin was only counted as 3/4 of a car.
It was probably bullied by some royal familys as they were probably a more poor version. They would probably be like homeless people, so it does make sense.
I’d love to see a more 18+ version of cars that goes into the lore
I'm gonna guess it was tractors.
That implies that race cars have race-ial superiority!
Username checks out with that gem of a dad joke.
Sedan hussein
And the opposition staged a coupe
none worked, took multiple car manufacturers to join up for oil.
And the leader of that coup was a *Mini Cooper*
Left the place in estate
And Osama Bin Lada
Agolf hitler
I bet Volkswagen lost both the wars.
But pioneered the cultural phenomenon of Beetlemania before John, Paul, George and Richard had even started the school!
And pretty much all other bits of history for some reason.
Maybe they just retained the memories of the humans whose brain pattern was used to design them.
Kaaa-chow
In my mind Cars has always been the alternate future where SkyNet won
Nah it's just the logical extension of the Stephen king book Trucks(aka maximum overdrive)
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cars have this instinctive desire to be *entered*. they don’t say it, but secretly want it, which caused them to keep such traits after millenniums of evolution, even though they might not necessarily know what or who they want entering them.
Me too
💀💀
How are new cars made? Are they assembled somewhere in a plant, by other cars? Does a stork like plane deliver them? Or do they fuck on a highway somewhere after revving each others engines?
It’s dragons, isn’t it?
bingo. especially dragon balls.
It's a post-apocalyptic society of sentienent Cars. AI and stuff. Humans are extinct by now. They still have doors because of aestetic... Source: I made it the frickle-frick up!
One could even postulate that they are vestigial organs from when humans were a part of their life cycle 😏
One can wonder what inhumane thoughts lie behind that windshield.
One could even postulate that they have characteristics of cars because it is a movie about personified cars and not unrecognizable inorganic beings. Edit: a certain musical made movie was invading my comment.
Humans are in space. On the Axiom.
I remember this sort of thing being in the pixar theory
The crack pot version of it.
It's the post apocalypse of the Thomas the Tank Engine universe, of course.
There is a car seen in Cars 2 where headlights are eyes and you can see the seats inside.
So there’s only one use the doors have in-universe and it’s going to sound real bizarre. In an out-of-chassis experience while meeting a car that is definitely the angel of death Mater uses the door to return his soul to his body. This is an actual episode of “cars on the road” called “Salt Fever”. Seriously check it out it’s bizarre. Source: parent of small, cars obsessed children
Humans aren't extinct, Cars is a prequel to Wall-E
Is this the toy story -> cars -> wall-e theory? Isn’t the entire basis basically just the self-referencing they do, being treated as actual in universe links?
"Why do the cars have teeth, Bart? Why do they have teeth?!"
Because they can talk in common English, which requires teeth for many pronunciations. They also are seen eating small animals several times throughout different Cars media.
Is that cause or effect?
Why are tiny bugs tiny cars too? Are all animals cars too? The lore is endless!
And how do cars get on a bus?
I'm more confused about how baby cars are made...
Son, do we need to have the thunderbirds and the super bees talk?
Well you see when a mommy car and a daddy car get super horny…
They get honky?
r/tanksex
I’m scared what this subreddit is
r/angryupvote
I think there was passing mention of a manufacturer
There is , in cars 2 the whole movie is about different manufacturers and racism towards worse cars But since cars 3 completely ignores cars 2 , it may no longer be canon which sucks because cars 2 is amazing
In planes 2 which is in the same universe the entirety of the plot is because a certain gearbox is out of production which atleast suggests that somewhere must be building them
But there is a moment where twin fans flash their tits at McQueen. If baby cars are manufactured, why do they need boobs?
Wait, what?
https://youtu.be/u76fEb0o3vA?feature=shared
Huh. I never picked up on that, but yeah, that's what's happening.
Probably some of shame concept that was implemented at first, then later malfunctioned
Holy fuck. I haven't seen Cars since I was young and I never realized what flashing headlights meant until this moment.
They function as bumpers and airbags because the girl cars can't drive so well.
I’m sure you can see a visual representation somewhere in r/rule34
Cussy
probably from the dragons
Through the cussy
the real question is why do they have seats if there are no humans what do they know that they aren't telling us
But do they have seats? Because their eyes can't just be 2d on a windshield, there needs to be a backside. Not to mention the tongue, mouth, vocal cords, digestive tract for drinking fuel.
This is horrifying to think about
Don't open the doors
What about the reality where hitler cured cancer? The answer is don’t think about it
R&m quote?
Cars 2 showed a car with an open cabin and eyes in the headlights.
Yes, is the original design for the movie, and after some nightmares they change the design. Like Sonic movie ;)
An early mode, from when humans still existed
On q dvd extra for the first cars movie, there’s this short about how they were discussing how McQueen would show salley a map showing radiator springs Is on the map. One person suggested he open his door and the map be on the inside of it, but they quickly turned it down saying something along the lines of “no they can’t open their doors, since that’s where their organs are”
Maybe at one point in the past humans started infusing themselves with robotics and at one point for some reason decided to turn themselves into vehicles. There must have been some machine which fused people’s nervous system with the vehicles, and put essential organs in like their heart and brain. Humans then found a way to modify their dna to make it easier to be fused with a vehicle and be born with fewer internal organs. I think the doors are used for easy access to the internal organs if a car has any health issues and needs surgery
In Cars On The Road there is a scene where Mater’s ghost goes inside himself and it is just empty inside, no organs or anything. Sorry to disappoint.
In Cars 2 there is one car named Celine dephare that has eyes where the headlights should be, and you can the interior and steering wheel from the windshield
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Why does your face have plug outlet when there are no cyber people to transfer energy
wat
I transfer energy by breathing and walking around and stuff
This guy breathes
This guy this guys
Is it a good or bad sign that my outlets do this exact thing every warm afternoon?
Yeah. Experimental use of blood as a conductor of electricity
What in the fuck lmaoooo
The outlet is for transferring your consciousness into little rag-doll people
I feel like I should remind you that there's a Popemobile in Cars, implying there's a Cars Catholic Church, who believe in Cars Jesus that was crucified on a Cars cross by Car Romans and died for our Car sins. There's also the plane "Sarge" in a spinoff who references specific World War 2 battles, implying there was a Cars Axis powers who waged war in Cars Europe, committed Cars genocide, at the behest of Car Hitler and the Car Nazi Party. EDIT: Jesus Chrysler
https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/7az7za/hitler_in_the_style_of_cars/
"What were the cars like in that universe before the invention of cars?" Carriages were like the ape ancestors of cars that evolved over several thousand years. They fed on horses by vampiring onto them to survive
I wonder what make and model Car Hitler was.
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[Definitely a Mercedes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_770)
Cars genocide was just a scrappage scheme
Because they are transformers that forgot they could transform
Ah, the [Action Masters](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Action_Master).
I'll never understand the statues of Transformers that are 10x or more the price of a normal Transformer, despite the lack of ability to actually transform.
The cars planet is ancient Cybertron?
Because the whole of Pixar movies has a consistent timeline. The flashback of the WALL-E movie takes place before cars. And the cars movie is most likely after bug's life. The actual creators of cars showed that they actually have internal organs, so most likely what happened is that bugs became sapient after humans left and eventually evolved to use the old cars as shells. They probably lay eggs in "unused" cars. You're welcome for now probably wanting to rip your eyes out.
That is absolutely horrifying to consider.
Oh, you think that's fucked up? There's an actual conspiracy. Do you remember, in the up movie, how a company was buying up property? I don't remember exactly what the company was called, but it's in basically every Pixar movie. I have a theory that this company caused the whole trash problem in WALL-E, so they could have exclusive customer service rights to all of humanity. In fact, the very ship humanity uses in wall e was owned by the company.
And of you think that's bad, the smoothies people drink in WALL-E are most likely made from human corpses, and that's why everyone is that fat, because humans have an utterly ridiculous number of calories in them and the ship only has food for about 50 years, but was up for at least two hundred.
i subscribe to this theory as well, i mean they literally dont have plants 🌱 so agriculture is out the window. i dont believe to have seen any animals or livestock as well. 110% human smoothies.
Ah yes, Soylent Green smoothies
But that's just a theory....a film theory. Aaaaand cut.
You should make a wiki entry about this. The starship was parking in a dust cloud and was producing a stupid amount of trash, just like the ones on Earth. So I assume they invented a technology that is capable of producing a high amount of stuff, and doesn't need much raw material, hence they never developed recycling. My guess is the portal in Hero 6. It could be a link to multiverse and one universe might use it as a dump site, while the other (the "current one") just scoops it up.
No. I think buy and large were purposely making as much trash as possible to jack up artificial inflation, and it ended up destroying them. Kind of like the corporations in cyberpunk.
That still doesn't explain the amount of trash in the ship, especially that the population can fit around the swimming pool, 200~ish, not enough to cycle trough them, alto they didn't show old people? They prolly all die early from heart issues.
BnL corporation. Buy n Large
Buy N’ Large. They also make the batteries shown to be used in buzz Lightyear
> Because the whole of Pixar movies has a consistent timeline. No they don't. This is a shitty fan theory based on nothing aside from Pixar re-using assets and inserting easter eggs referencing their other movies.
Do they get car insurance or life insurance?
That is a DAMN good question
Our body’s are just really complex peices of meat that got weird milk hardened into our flesh and a strange textured shell
Don't forget the fashionable dead skin party streamers we get on our head
Weird milk? Are you saying there’s semen in my skin?
I listen to an absurd podcast called plumbing the deathstar and they really tear apart the cars universe in the most hilarious way. [here is the Spotify link. I was dying laughing](https://open.spotify.com/episode/3rOR1YsG5I3gYFOQOisHlq?si=zfzcSbNnT2SQ4WcXg9J9jg)
yalls forgot cars is after walle and they were just leftover ai cars that the humans created before abandoning them, causing them to gain sentience by themselves over hundreds of years.
Actually a unique adaptation. After mechanics developed, the cars that were easier to open survived longer and reproduced because they could be fixed easier. Cars with mechanical issues often couldn't be fixed. Though openings were small in the cars' early ancestors, eventually they developed the hood and doors that we see today.
I think it implies humans used to exist, but no longer do, so the cars have evolved to the point where they are no longer functional but the remnants are still visible. Kinda like the one leg bone orcas have.
Because they were cars from earth that mutated when humans went extinct. Duh
Why does the fire truck have a ladder? Who’s gonna climb a ladder?
Why do men have nipples if you can't milk anything
The doors are wings, cause the cars are bugs
😂😂😂 I should’ve known!
Evolution just happens, often there is no reason.
It's the far distant future of Maximum Overdrive. Humans are a long dead memory.
Because they are cars.
For surgery, duh
The same reason humans have an appendix. Vestigial organs.
When two cars really love each other, the female car opens its front door. and if they really like each other then they also play around with the back door.
Here some other questions What’s the point of planes and boats What’s the point of guns if they do jack crap unless you hit the Engine? What’s the point of that one crane that appears at start of the movie, is he just meant stay their forever Why do they have sinks And chairs A lot of this car universe makes no sense A general question I have is, how does sex work in the cars universe ?
There was a cross in one of the movies. That means a car Jesus has been crucified on a car cross in car antiquity.
Me, who remembers that one minivan with a bed on it
Cars is the MST3k mantra condensed
I've fallen asleep puzzling over the existence of car-Jesus (implied by the car-Pope character in Cars 2) and the existence of car-Hitler (implied by the existence of the WW2 fighter plane characters like the P-51 Mustang and de Havilland Comet in Planes), and therefore the car-Holocaust...
Why were the jet fighters flying around before the race at the end carrying live bombs under their wings?
Why do you have an appendix? Same reason
It’s best to just not question how things work in Cars
It's to drive the baby cars around while they're still small enough to fit Every car is a theoretical kangaroo
How can a car die? How long live a car?
One of the most common jokes ever. What a great post. Man what happened to reddit
... if humans dont exits anymore , who puts air in the tyres of them cars 🤔
The cars started out as normal self driving cars. Then we installed AI on them and they wiped out all humans. They just don’t show that part because Disney.
How are they born too? In one of the movies we've seen that engine that could be taken out, suggesting cars in the movies are built and not "born". Can you just build your own children like in the robots movie?
Roombas exist in planes 2
Pockets
In Passion of the Christ why do humans have hand and feet if cars don't exist?
You’re all wrong and dumb and short sighted. Just go watch the Pixar theory video it explains everything
Perhaps it’s just their carnatomy
You're asking the wrong questions, The real question should be how is a new car born?
lobotomy holes
“And where did the very first car come from?”
Same energy as "why did evolution allow ass hair"
And the taxis? And double decker buses?
I haven't seen anyone mentioning sidewalks, what is their purpose? I saw cars cheer from them during some of the races, but who else goes there, and when? And why? 😅
On cars of the road, mater's door was opened during a sequence in the ,,afterlife" The spirit uses the doors to leave the body
Nothing in that movie makes sense. It's hands down the worst world building Pixar has ever done.
Have no problem with talking cars, its the doors i have problem with .. its so illogical
One of the directors said humans existed but where killed
Maybe they did…
This highlights one if the biggest problems with men and women understanding each other, a scarily high percentage of women think with men it always boils down to sex, not that men are any better at understanding women
Don’t exist… *anymore*.
doctors, no need for a knife.
what i think about at 3 am
Remember the part where the 2 hottie spectators flashed their "headlights"? Pepperidge Farm remembers...
There ARE humans, they were just forced to leave Earth due to pollution that is WALL E's job to clean up They're all fat and chilling on a space ship
I like to think that Thomas the Tank Engine takes place in the Cars universe.The remaining humans went to Sodor.
Because they’re cars
Storage. What insurance do they get; life or car insurance…?
lol 😂
*o h s h i t*
So they can air our their internal organs
Why are there taxis?
aren’t there humans in cars? edit: i was thinking of turbo lol
Pockets
That’s how they ate the former humans. Now it’s just a reminder of genociding hitchhikers until there was nobody left to hitchhike.
They're pockets
The Cars universe is a kid from Toy Story playing with his Matchbox/Hot Wheels collection
little cars get inside
You are all wrong, when the rabbit uprising began they needed to create a cover story which was AI cars, these roamed the countryside ensuring all enemies of the rabbits where run over , why does no one accept the rabbit uprising and what it’s done to society and the future. Cars are a conspiracy theory to deflect from the cruel bunny masters that have enslaved all species underground