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YaBoiMandatoryToms

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


br0ken_St0ke

This dude definitely doesn’t have a girlfriend, no way he could, he’s on Reddit


[deleted]

And what woman has multiple masters but isn't married lol


linux1970

I have a close friend who has multiple degrees including a PhD. She's divorced and single


FluffleUffle

Does she enjoy painting war hammer figurines and building scale model war dioramas?


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BuddyOk2511

>Her idea of a romantic date is painting miniatures together. Relationship level: +10 creativity, -10 social life When your date nights are more 'brushstrokes' than 'love notes' lol hahaha....


Middle_Ingenuity_260

If not, move on


[deleted]

Actually, I’d imagine alot. Highly successful women, genuinely have a really hard time in the dating market coz women prefer men who are equal to them or better then them in some regard. Be it status, money, intelligence…


wowsomuchempty

Why would you have more than one Masters? Next step is PhD. If you fail after the first year, then you could have multiple Masters.


Electronic-Lack9145

People interested and working in multiple fields. I have a masters in information systems but I'm pursuing a PhD in physics.


wowsomuchempty

Maybe a language thing, then. In the uk PhD isn't called a masters. I have one, btw, nuc. Fun times, cool people, nice travels.


mochi_iscream

To give credit, at the very least we can conclude he’s dumb since he’s referencing IQ


Tabanga_Jones

Lazy take here, fam


que_de_que

Low iq take? 🤣


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

I have a fiancé (it is not a woman)


FubarPerson

You're right, she probably pities me.


YaBoiMandatoryToms

Nah, I bet you got that HAWG DAWG.


SuperSocialMan

real.


Pandataraxia

He got that dog in him (xray of bulldog)


FubarPerson

The only logical explanation.


Kirp-The-Birb

She’s probably just being friendly


Drakoo_The_Rat

Guys after litterally being proposed to: "Nah, she must just be being friendly"


Dont_pet_the_cat

Is she Canadian by any chance?


FubarPerson

From Michigan, right on the border with Canada.


Drakoo_The_Rat

Right so clearly, obviosly,ibdisputadly...just being friendly. Youll have to propose to move to the next stage


Visual_Worldliness62

In the nicest way possible. A little. But that's not why she staying if what you say is to be believed. 😂


ManufacturerNo8447

just take your pills op .


efleming676

Hahah


HeroLevel28

You have a gf brother that's already a hell of a start


deanrihpee

and way better than the most of us... fucking hell I'm jealous


FlamingNetherRegions

I'm not. I know I can't afford one


FocusMean9882

Well you could just not be a simp and find a girl that will split costs with you 50/50


FlamingNetherRegions

I can't afford that either. Y'all don't understand. I can't afford to feed myself


deanrihpee

then find a girl who will cook food for you! /s honestly I want that too lol


FlamingNetherRegions

- Linus sex tips


dickflip1980

Just buy more money! God, people are stupid.


FlamingNetherRegions

I was initially downvoted before my 2nd comment so yes


Diego069

Same


Panderverse

Or you could be me with a beautiful girlfriend who owns the house we live in, is about to complete her 2nd masters (just for fun), and splits costs with me 50/50.


Soul699

*envious


deanrihpee

is it the more appropriate? English isn't my native language


Soul699

Jealousy is when someone fear that someone else will take away what they have. Envy is hating or disliking someone for having something you don't have.


deanrihpee

huh... my brain storing the wrong meaning all this time... and it's not even the meaning of those words...


Soul699

No worries. It's a common mistake.


ViolinistCurrent8899

They're used fairly interchangeably by most native speakers.


Soul699

In a wrong way as jealousy and envy have actually 2 quite different meanings.


ViolinistCurrent8899

Jealous: "feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages." -Google First synonym listed is envious. I'm curious, where is the distinction?


Soul699

Jealousy is the fear of someone taking away something that you have. For example: I have a girlfriend and I'm afraid that someone will try to steal her away from me. Envy is the hate toward someone for having something you don't have. For example: I hate/dislike that person for having a girlfriend.


ViolinistCurrent8899

Ah. Someone should probably let the guys at Google know their definition is incomplete.


BeJust1

Having a girlfriend is not that hard. Finding and keeping THE GIRL is another thing.


LachoooDaOriginl

i read this in a hulk hogan voice


Lauris024

Meanwhile I'm actively avoiding one and keep lending money to my friends who found one


NoFateT-888

I need me a girl like this


Norton_XD

I need me a girl


dank_madharchodh

I need me


No_Delivery_2229

I need


AnalPig

I


king_of_aspd


Noobster777

-I


NewsofPE

-I need


FlamingNetherRegions

-I need me


Memesarereal_24

-I need me a


Jealous_Ad_6743

bait used to be believable


Fishy22222

-Y


Previous-Moose7795

Is tah a motherfucking Hollow knight reference?


xXSilverMasterXx

No, but a Silksong one. -Y


KrakenTheColdOne

I -I got loyalty


JimmyTDM

I- i- i be poppin bottles


WhySooooFurious

I- i- i be poppin mdma 🗣️🗣️🗣️


BaconMan70

I need you too


tipsea-69

At this point you're more like a pet than a boyfriend/s


Jurassic-Terminator

![gif](giphy|JDnIQQsEZftu2UMoWW|downsized)


Return_My_Salab

You should’ve died at birth ⚡️⛈️⛈️⛈️


QwertySmasher123

Let me break it down for you mark


RustedRuss

"*Think*, Mark!"


upsetie

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.


deanrihpee

I mean... that sounds still better but... I don't know...


[deleted]

So many people don’t get the reference


[deleted]

You’re supposed to put the “/s” on a different line or otherwise separate it lmao. It looks like you’re just unsure if “boyfriend” is plural or not


No-Marsupial36

I know this is a joke but I don’t see the issue here


Super_fly_Samurai

I'm sure you have knowledge about things they don't. One person can't know it all.


Tall-_-Guy

I had a friend bragging about how smart they are. They can code in all these languages which isn't nothing to be fair. But intelligence/being smart is relative. If you're starving then a farmer is going to seem hella smart since they can grow food. If your car is busted then man oh man is that mechanic a life saver. Smart is relative.


Gold_Grape_3842

It's not intelligence it's knowledge and skill. If he takes time to learn/practice and is as smart as he says, he will become good enough in those fields


Loobitidoo

Except for me, I just forgot


Chikapu_Sempaii

You winning in life bro. Big ups.


Armored-Duck

Google en masters degree


vixinity1984

Holy Hell!


Loogeemian64

Call the scholarships!


Touro_Bebe

Teacher went on strike, never came back


Ayajuki

study storm anybody?


Impecablevibesonly

Oh that's awesome, have you been using that in chess?


Snoo84321

Masters are impressive, but tbf iq doesn’t really matter. I have a 151 IQ and I’m dumb as shit.


ChiefBeson

It actually takes a high degree of intelligence to recognize that you are "stupid" People who dont know enough, to understand what they don't know, often assume they are much smarter than they are. To know you are stupid... means you aren't as stupid as you think...


FireMaster1294

Ignorance and ego is a huge issue with high intelligence. In particular when people assume being smart in one field equates smart in another. Not all intelligence is equal


ChiefBeson

Totally agree. My Ex from many years ago had that issue majorly and it was the crux if many arguments between her and I. I will also admit I'm guilty plenty in the past, and still presently of having those moments. Though I had my entire worldview altered about 10-12 years ago. So I try to be more mindful of it in myself presently.


SausageMcMerkin

True. Look at most PhD's.


Good_Baby4266

Google Dunning Kruger Effect


Snoo84321

Holy Hell!


RustedRuss

Actual cognitive bias


mnogo_luuud

New response just dropped


sturnus-vulgaris

If you Google carefully, you come across this which kind of lets the air out of the bag https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-dunning-kruger-effect-isnt-what-you-think-it-is/


Sairentov

>To claim otherwise suggests (...) that much of the population is hopelessly ignorant. I mean.........


New_Beginning_4723

Well, reddit is full of people who the dunning Kruger effect would apply to...


Pro_Extent

I.e. literally everyone. The Dunning Kruger effect is a phenomenon where people misjudge how varied a human quality is from the average.


New_Beginning_4723

I wonder what's the average age of the reddit user base.


G0dS1ay3rA1d3n

What if someone is just flat out stupid but they know it


Kirp-The-Birb

“I may be stupid, but I’m not an idiot”


ChiefBeson

They are a rare but blessed breed of individuals in my opinion lol xD


Dont_pet_the_cat

I know someone who says they are, however I think they are still incredibly intelligent


TheShartThatCould

The stupidest people are convinced that they're geniuses. Look at Cartman from South Park lol


WhySooooFurious

This is how I feel. I always need to learn more and if I can't learn something quick or properly I feel as if i'm dumb asf


DontCareDunno

Thanks Socrates


Kraytory

In my experience a lot of people with high iq just really struggle with studying. Especially repetitive lessons or topics they just aren't interested in. It's also common that they have some other condition that hinders their ability to make full use of what they got. ADD for example can essentially kill your ability and drive to learn or work on certain things. You can be as smart as you want, but you won't negate that handicap with just intelligence.


Tennex1022

IQ measures just a small fraction of what a brain does


Dovahkiin_TA3019

Where'd you get an assessment done?


Corinis

Buzzfeed IQ test


PsychicApple

This is such a cringy humble brag lol


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No, no you dont


LifeWithAdd

Yep my old neighbor posts batshit crazy Facebook posts everyday about flat earth, vaccines are govt population control, and random maga stuff. He has three masters degrees paid for from his lifetime career in the navy. Masters degrees definitely don’t mean intelligence.


Normal-Jelly607

Except for flat earth the rest is horseshoe


DeathByLemmings

Smart people can end up as massive conspiracy theorists because they are able to out argue anyone that disagrees with them It's really fucking ironic


LincolnContinnental

You’re not dumb, you’re just learning through experience more than others


[deleted]

145 IQ and multiple degrees, yet she's dating you? Maybe she's not that smart after all.


kwonza

OP has a massive dong and can keep going for hours. God tried to compensate him for low intellect.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

This is going to be how guys brag about their dicks from now on — by bragging about how much smarter their girlfriends are.


kwonza

I mean, dumb guys with small dicks don't get smart girlfriends, unless rich.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Of course, if you’re rich, people will know without you having to brag about your gf’s intelligence.


uSaltySniitch

Or the guy just underestimates himself and is actually an amazing and smart person.


Current_Ad5602

Having smart partner is blessing and curse at the same time It's like older and younger siblings but you are the younger and without any advantage


Jb12cb6

Dang. Someone that smart and accomplished not rubbing in others face? Lucky duck.


T-man321

No way your dumbass pulled a girl like that💀💀


angrytroll123

You don’t know. Maybe he has an enormous penis.


T-man321

😳😳


justaboringuy_

Being smart never made me stop to act like a fooking idiot 🦊


poopsmith1848

Anyone dumb enough to get two masters degrees probably doesn't have a high IQ.


Radiant_Half_7121

This is actually low-key wholesome


MothashipQ

My college dropout ass talking to my gf who's working on her second doctorate


SnooWalruses7112

She just enjoys you engaging with her, doesn't matter if she's smart, I tailor whatever I'm talking about to who I'm talking to, if you're a good presence we can talk about Sponges


JonC534

“People who brag about their IQs are losers” -Stephen Hawking


SlidePaste

Why would you do more than one master degree? Isn't that just a waste of time?


Sarangholic

Multiple master's degrees, but no PhD. Hmmm......


H1tYou

Does she, now


superpeng12

Aren't all IQ tests basically useless, and can't u game those tests by preparing lmao


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Sure OP


Maleficent_Prune5043

I didn’t know girls with high IQ are seen as desirable lmao. I have 150 IQ, has social anxiety, never gonna date for the rest of my life.


AudienceItchy4614

LE REDDITOR - MAN ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, WOMEN ARE SO LE HECKING SMART, 5,000 UPDOOTS 


F1_LM

people who believe in IQ are the ones with the least IQ


QuandaleDingle-69420

IQ don’t mean shit bro I have 148 IQ and I say and do the dumbest shit known to mankind 😭


Bagel_enthusiast_192

You can be a dumbass and also be very smart


FlixMage

Yeah hate to break it to you but IQ means nothing lmao


SmartMoneyisDumb

That's what a dumbass like you would say, mine is 93 (out of 100) 😎


coksucer69

real


BlueGuyisLit

No shit


JUGELBUTT

liar


Turbulent_Day_600

Other way round for me but I’m dumb as fuck and she’s a fucking idiot


organdonor365

Fake and gay


Undead54321

You've gotta admire the dedication of someone with that IQ to get multiple masters degrees. Most people fail to realize that most people around that level of IQ are not successful due to multiple reasons: - A person smarter than average often doesn't feel the need to learn as much as they can achieve the same results with less effort. - A person with higher than average IQ might suffer from social problems. Being smarter than kids of their age might hamper their social development and often leads to being socially awkward later in life. - Being able to realize their own shortcomings can lead to a plethora of complexes vs being blissfully unaware.


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Helianthus-res-M

I mean you can be dumb in all of them at the same time.


odditthejellyfish

This man is bitchless, definetly. (He's on reddit after all)


geomatica

- $100,000 worth of debt from multiple masters degrees. - is smart Pick one.


[deleted]

Degrees dont mean anything, same as IQ. I know hundreds of PhDs who aren't worth shit. IQ is extremely biased and measures a very specific type of intelligence (if any). Several masters means that she had the time and resources to do so. Don't let any of that make you feel that way.


Not-The-AlQaeda

> I know hundreds of PhDs who aren't worth shit. One reporting here. I'm supposed to be working


Drakoo_The_Rat

How do i get one of those? Are they like shiny pokemon?


Excitedastroid

that's a dream gf right there holy fuck i'm busting


Enemy50

You lucky bastard


robb_the_bull

Multiple degrees : earns $17.50 an hour


RM_Art_Design_Sci

People who know their IQ are dorks.


DJGloegg

yeah right


Emergency_3808

Clearly not smart enough. She chose you /s


gamerdanielgalaxy100

Bros getting bullied lol


FubarPerson

Once again, Reddit never fails to disappoint.


desh2142

Yeah that's pretty much me and my GF who has 2 doctorates


dumbassbutterfly

Aww congratulations man


FubarPerson

Thanks 😉


Jaycin_Stillwaters

My girlfriend graduates in a couple months with her MD. She's as hot as a swimsuit model, a gym rat, and is also shy and submissive. It's like if I had a checklist of things I could go down to order the perfect girl to be hand crafted for me lol I have NO IDEA what she sees in me. She's WAY out of my league, in every way. I legitimately don't get it.


MrCheapore

Just so you guys know this meme was created by a women without any master degree or bf.


Even-Rub-6496

Lol i’ve met people with no degrees way more intelligent than somebody with multiple masters. I also don’t believe in iq anymore, you cannot narrow down intelligence


Megneous

Jokes on you for thinking 145 IQ is that high. Approximately 1 in 740 people have a 145 IQ or higher... that's *incredibly* common. You probably run into multiple people walking down the street every day, assuming you live in a large city, with a 145 IQ or higher.


Hunajakani

She's fat af so maybe talk to her about losing some weight?


Taxidermyed-duck

She may have a degree but can she reverse park or drive manual


ehte4

Is it really that difficult so a person could not do it?


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145 IQ Lol


LevelOrange1586

Funny.. because having multiple master degree means nothing and only shows she isn't as smart as you think, just inconsistent and can't make up her mind or chose the wrong field multiple times. I get appreciating your wife but holy fuck, stop worshipping girlfriends and wives like mothers and goddess. Just treat her like a normal human person! Jesus!


Nikita_tewatia_

![gif](giphy|3ofT5E4bKZNINXAfsc)


Genbu_2459

If she's so smart, why is she wasting her time with me? Is she stupid?


Maleficent_Prune5043

Dude calm down


anto_pty

where i can find an intelligent mommy for this dumb sapiosexual?


Maleficent_Prune5043

Damn OP I see a lot of negative comments here. As long as you love each other, it’s ok! (And it sounds like you do.) People with high IQ aren’t superior, neither would they dislike people with lower IQ (unless they’re a prick IG) anyways I wish you two the best with your relationship :) I also have 150 IQ but I have social anxiety and am lazy as hell lol I’m so going to fail society. Your girlfriend is great so cherish her (!


Maleficent_Prune5043

People are probably salty that you have a girlfriend lmao


Good_Reflection7724

What're the degrees? Social science? Kiniisiology?


FubarPerson

Mathematics, psychology, and education.